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>le banana
>my protagonist, Doofus McDingleberry
>wacky fun scat time
What's his major malfunction?

>> No.16631902

Overbites change people

>> No.16631908

>>16631898
Just look at him.

>> No.16631926
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>>16631898
>my protagonist, Doofus

>> No.16631974

>>16631898
Dude, sex

>> No.16631995
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>>16631898
He's ugly and he knows that he is. He's a fucking hack. I'll show him. I'll show him a real man DICK. I bet he's no more than 4 inches erect, tops. No woman has ever graced the Pynchon piccolo with even a hint of a fake orgasm. Look at that face. Gravity's rainbow? more like get a fucking job, Thomas. Get a job so you can fix your crooked fucking teeth. No wonder you chose to write, you fucking hack. I bet he was the top boypussy on his ship, what was the name? USS Hank? more like USS Hack. Should have stayed in the navy bro. Should have been sold to Argentina and scrapped. Fuck you. If I had a gun with 2 bullets, in an empty room with you and the current pope, I'd shoot the pope twice and beat the shit out of you. Fuck you

>> No.16632060

>>16631898
He's just having fun, where would the malfunction be?

>> No.16632686

>>16631898
i dont think the scat scene was supposed to be very fun or wacky, anon

>> No.16633105

He just likes the drugs, tv, and privacy. Let him be.

>> No.16633129

>>16631898
He has that thousand-BBC stare in his eyes. You just KNOW he was addicted to the BBC.

>> No.16633162

he is one of the chums of chance

>> No.16633209

>>16631898
Rabelaisian school. That means he’s based.