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>Literature frees the mind, but smut tethers you to the earth.

>> No.16522913

*eats dicked-down bowl of cheerios*

>> No.16522953

Is John Green self-aware?

>> No.16522971
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>>16522908
Life follows art.

>> No.16522990

fruity loops frees the mind, but Cheerios tethers you to the earth.

>> No.16522992

>>16522908
I can't stop cooming

>> No.16522995

what if I exclusively fap to erotica?

>> No.16523753

did he really say thiS?

>> No.16523808

>>16522908
'Hit 'em where it hurts, cut the power lines"

>> No.16523885

>>16523808
"we are ALL Africans"

>> No.16523900

>>16522908
John Green looks comfy, would let him talk to me about how much he loves to hug women over a beer.

>> No.16523913
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>>16522908
I have literally spent thousands of hours learning Japanese, mostly so I could read untranslated hentai doujins. No regrets.

>> No.16523927
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>>16522992
I used to use my brain before
My prefrontal cortex's been thrown out the door
Cuz everydayineed to keepcooming
The first, the second, the third,the fifth
I'm falling apart no stopping it
I just can't controlit,i'ma coomer

(chorus)
I'm acoomer
I'm a coomer
I'ma coomer
I'm a coomer

I used to be a happy boy
Filled with dopamine and joy
But now i'm just a crusty, dirty coomer
I haven't cleaned my room in weeks
All i do is beat my meat
I get nothing done cuz i'm a coomer

(chorus)
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer

I used to get things done
Now popping off is the only one
Even when it's flaccid cuz i'm a coomer
I know all the pornstars names
They're burned in my brain
Because i'm a fucking stupid coomer

(chorus)
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
Oh i'm a coomer
I'm a coomer

>> No.16523928

>>16522908
I disagree, smut is great.

>> No.16524092

>>16523928
The quote is about the value of smut

>> No.16524177

>>16522908
"What a slut time is. She screws everybody"
This guy shouldn't be talking

>> No.16524463

>>16522971
kek

>> No.16524472

>>16522908
Green is a faggot.