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Five days from now I will visit an escort in order to lose my virginity. What should I read to prepare in advance? Is there any good literature on loosing your virginity with an escort/hooker?

>> No.16506868

>>16506858
no just be cool and get your hygiene in order.

>> No.16506876

>>16506858
Kys before its too late

>> No.16506877

>>16506868
Like what?

>> No.16506879

Why would you want to lose your virginity with an escort?

>> No.16506882

Kama Sutra I guess.
Ask her what that shell thing is for

>> No.16506883

I've read a lot of books with whores in them but I don't think any of them would be very good reference experiences. Just don't fall in love like the dorks in books always do.

>> No.16506887

>>16506877
oh fuck

>> No.16506909

>>16506858
why are you obsessed with pussy?

>> No.16506913

>>16506858
She's a fucking hooker. Do you have any idea how many disgusting retards have fucked her? She won't even remember you in a month. You're a dollarsign to her; she's an organic pussy for you. Go buy a viagra so you don't choke and humiliate yourself. You don't need a book; just read the pamphlets at the STD clinic when you go get tested after.

>> No.16506927

>>16506858
Read some literature on how condoms don't prevent herpes

>> No.16506933

Catcher in the Rye

>> No.16506957

>>16506858
If you feel bed remember that Bukowski lost his virginity at age 23 to a hooker paid for by his father.

Do consider that if you think it will change your life or fix your psychology and relationship with women, it won't. It might even make you feel a bit shit afterwards. However, what it might do is boost your confidence with women when you're hitting on them as you will not think of yourself of being the twenty/thirty-something virgin and will prevent the awkwardness of having to admit that to a girl.

I suggest you tell the hooker it is your first time as they will treat you differently, with more respect and usually help you out

>> No.16506959

I mean enjoy fucking a jaded hooker who is going to get you to cum as quickly as possible. probably be a miserable experience

>> No.16506971

>>16506858
it wont last more than 1 minute even with condom. trust me you'll regret it

>> No.16506975

>>16506913
you're like a tranny, your post reeks of someone wanting to be "valid" whatever the fuck that means man
an ungodly amount of people have murdered, raped, killed, fucked whores, blasphemed, have been forgotten, etc.
it's not a big deal, stop making it a big deal you dramatic pansy
als oP read my diary desu

>> No.16506984
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16506984

I've fucked like 4 hookers (all trans) as I live next to a LGBT nightclub. Every time I feel like shit after. Haven't done it in years as picking up regular girls on tinder is easy enough and I'm in a relationship now anyway. But just to warn you, you will feel shame after.

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>>16506877
she's gonna take you for $600 and leave you with an comfortable handjob with that attitude brah.

>> No.16507053

>>16506984
> (all trans)
>you will feel shame after.
well gee...

>> No.16507069

I fucked one of Friday night, still feel like sheeit

>> No.16507080

>had sex with some woman
>still feel bad about it several days later
pretty sure the lot of you are just closet homosexuals

>> No.16507081

As a woman I'm letting you know that any man who fucks a hooker is irredeemably soiled and revolting. kill yourself if you go through with it

>> No.16507085

>>16507080
I'm not closeted

>> No.16507109

>>16506858
>losing your virginity
>with an escort/hooker
It doesn’t count, anon.

>> No.16507112

>>16507109
I'm pretty sure sticking your penis in a vagoo counts

>> No.16507121

>>16507112
no

>> No.16507128

>>16506858
Hookers seem to like virgins for some reason, so try telling her that it is your first time. It’s a perfectly normal experience and you don’t need to “prepare” for it

>> No.16507129

>>16507081
roastie panicking over collapsing smv

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>>16506858
>Is there any good literature on loosing your virginity with an escort/hooker?

>> No.16507159

You will learn that the body is a very lonely place and not much else. I can't recommend anything to read for it, but that's not what you're here for is it? If you get a good one you'll probably have an alright experience. And it does count. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

>> No.16507174

>>16506984
What is this? Bait by a retard for other retards? You are a retard

>> No.16507199

>>16507159
it counts that he paid for sex because he couldn’t get any with a girl who wants him. so counts for what exactly? some arbitrary concept?

>> No.16507206

>>16507199
counts by some autistic /r9k/ bullshit. its best to ignore them.

>> No.16507210

>>16507199
It's tough during these coof times bro

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>>16507174

>> No.16507220

>>16506858
portrait of the artist