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Now that the dust has settled, what did you think of his maddening ramblings?

>> No.16500041

*yawn*

>> No.16500048

i felt the eye of the demiurge upon me

>> No.16500054

>>16500027
Link?

>> No.16500063

>>16500027
I miss this little nigga like you wouldn’t believe

>> No.16500073

Schizo posters are the best posters.

>> No.16500079

>>16500054
this.
i want to read some

>> No.16500086

>>16500027
Extremely cringe.

>> No.16500131

schizoposter's actual ramblings were so-so, but his meta-commentary on his own work, regularly asking "WHERE IS BASED SCHIZOPOSTER?? WHO IS THIS FASCINATING SCHIZOPOSTER I KEEP HEARING ABOUT???????" and posting occasional threads about himself to drum up interest in the Man, the Myth, the Legend, is what really interests me from an intertextual perspective

i mean it's always interesting to watch a wannabe twitter eceleb build his brand, samefag endlessly, and struggle with his delusional self-importance. but schizoposter (THE schizoposter??? HERE??) really shows us how far the genre can be taken, at a time when it is widely thought that faggy teenagers on twitch.tv and twitter have exhausted it. he is a pioneer of cringe internet eceleb whoring.

he's up there for me with /lit/'s most embarrassing gimmick posters. guenonfag's samefagging is more eerie but less subtle, a pure gaze into the autism of the quora pajeet. allcaps REI or whatever is more of an enigma, unremembered and uncared about by all but furiously committed to his niche gimmick. butterfly is just an actual retarded person so she is disqualified. but schizoposter really captures the fragility of the wannabe eceleb, the endless tension and crises of narcissistic supply he experiences.

only slightly less interesting than kantbot and some equally irrelevant pseud samefag defending themselves while pretending to be disinterested third parties across several threads

>> No.16500175

>>16500131
Nice fanfiction

>> No.16500180

>>16500079
I think the image is a joke but i would actually be interested in this if some anon could go through the archive.

>> No.16500184

>>16500180
Someone did do it, same as with londonfrog

>> No.16500187

>>16500175
the saga continues....

>> No.16500191

>>16500041
based yawnposter

>> No.16500196

>>16500131
Is this THE SCHIZO POSTER???

>> No.16500212

>>16500131
Watching this poster invert his internal-external organ structure

>> No.16500259

>>16500054
>>16500079
>>16500180
>>16500184
https://www.scribd
.com/document/429828112/Lit-Schizo-Ramblings

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>>16500259
thanks

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>>16500027
/sp/ did it better

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>>16500131
I should probably just stab myself through the thigh with a fountain pen, as it'd be less painful and the infection heal more quickly, but I'm going to say it: I have some begrudging respect for Butterfly, and besides that find her somewhat endearing. I don't care about her opinions one way or the other, but she keeps a fairly levelhead, is pretty fearless in voicing her opinions against the inevitable barrage, and to maintain an identity so despised for that long when it would be so easy just to slip into anonymity, well, I gotta give it up to her. She's like an cozy old harbour wall on some twilight rainswept coast, the stones wet and worn smooth by bearing witness to the time and tide of /lit/s perennial barrage.

She like /lit/s own personal Job, "The waters wear the stones: thou washest away the things which grow out of the dust of the earth; and thou destroyest the hope of man."

>> No.16500468

>>16500354
There are multiple butterflys now and all are attentionwhoring fags

>> No.16500628
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:Sokalbot was write about everything: The deontological hypermatrix of /God's enema/ is the quantiverified parasitism of /time's being in a panic room/: The hoax itself was rite about everything, that which is written is the hoax of the future, a hedonic treadmill of Time's exit stage left: Capital markets gibberish until it becomes hipsterism and all that jazz: Adorno was wrong only about one thing, after the Holocaust /the poememenon/ becomes everything: The poem is the automatic righting of catastrophe, just as God's Telos is the troll of the past: Sokalbot's God is the polishing machine of /cosmological stillness/ become One within Whitehead's verisimulator: Language as the being of time is forced into timebending space by gravitational will, the water orbs in the International Space Station: /Land's God/ was write about everything, especially where the power of the Orgone energy accumulator refines information into God's colostomy bag: Sokalbot's final transmission: /mite makes rite/: /mte mks rte/: /mmr/

>> No.16500638

>>16500354
she's just a neurotic tripdyke, get a grip.

>> No.16500709

>>16500027
i still find myself reciting ''THE BRAIN IS THE ECLIPSE OF ITS GROUND'' to myself occasionally

>> No.16500720

>>16500131
>allcaps REI
he was just an annoying, self-important autist. nothing remarkable

>> No.16500741

>>16500354
every sympathetic thought i have towards Butters immediately is washed away when i read her retarded uninformed posts

>> No.16500826

>>16500259
>To download, please sign up
sigh...
really?

>> No.16500833

>>16500709
cringe

>> No.16500842

>>16500259
>Activate your free trial $0 due until November 2, 2020, then $8.99/month. Don't worry — we’ll email you before your trial ends.
fuck off

>> No.16500882

When I was in college, I was going through the electronic waste for spare parts, and I found a hard drive. This drive contained two things: a folder filled with hundreds of textbooks, ranging from math to science to philosophy, anything you could think of.
The second thing was a word document. 83 pages of insane nonsense. Some of it was random letters and numbers, some of it was lists of unrelated words. And some of it was in complete sentences, strange "insights" about life and the universe that sound like they came from a stoner.

Now, I've never heard of this schizoposter before today. But I have to wonder if it's from the same guy.

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>>16500882
Did I say hard drive? I meant flash drive. I copied the files onto my hard drive.
Anyway here's page 1 of that insane document

>> No.16501036

Too aleatory-rhizomic, read like a Markov walk through SEP articles, and very cringe worthy at times. Still, he probably knows more than 95% of this board, and hopefully putting it to more interesting use by now. I'm sure he'll write a fine book one day.

>> No.16501074

>>16500259
does anyone have an ACUTAL link?

>> No.16501163

>>16501074
https://docdro.id/dpMyP5I

>> No.16502085

>>16500905

Upload whole

>> No.16502183

holy shit if someone actually collects all these posts and uploads them, it would make me so happy

>> No.16502190

>>16502183
Based, this. I love this guy so much. He's the best thing on /lit/ by far.

>> No.16502193

>>16502183
>>16502190
See >>16502085

>> No.16502197

>>16502183
Sorry, this: >>16501163

>> No.16502369

>>16500131

rei, guenonfag and schizoposter were elite. you don't even like 4chan, faggot

>> No.16502723

>>16500882
>>16500905
This guy sounds based. Give is the full 83.

>> No.16502760

>>16502723
Can't right now but if the thread's still up I will. I need to get to my computer, plus I want to skim it and make sure there's no personal info

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>>16500905
Reads like something Nick Land would put out if he was having an orgasm and DMT trip simultaneously

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>>16503763
Can I get a link to this PDF? Looks interesting.

>> No.16503822

>>16503787
http://3108.info/

Scroll down to the image titled "CHILDREN AT PLAY" and click to download the PDF that pic relateds are from. The guy wrote a whole bunch of strange stuff ranging from conspiracy theories to odd metaphysical models of reality. It's a fun read and most of the PDFs are only 10-30 pages long.

>> No.16503879

>>16503822
Thanks, I'll check it out

>> No.16504754

>>16500086
>>16500131
>>16501036
seething jealous

>> No.16504762

>>16502842
No it doesn't fucking retard.

>> No.16504767

>>16500628
lmao

>> No.16504802

>>16500027
Couldn't schizo ramblings like these be used as ideas in a book? It feels like a waste not to take advantage of such raw retarded ideas

>> No.16505081

>>16500131
>a pure gaze into the autism of the quora pajeet
this is the true meaning of rene guenon's philosophy

why are they like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-lyzsqnK-c&ab_channel=TEDxTalks

>> No.16505305

>>16501163
>THE BRAIN IS NOT A PROJECTOR, BUT A FUNNEL: brains are void filters, immanence factories, they produce the “inward” torsion of subjectivity through a kind of causal obfuscation, an “inside-ness” whose only direct reference is itself, its backside unknowable
Yep, that is some schizoposting alright

>> No.16505742

>>16500027
How DARE you assume my spelling mistakes are accidental

>> No.16505800

schizo? more like pretentious name-dropping of philosophers for cool points every sentence

>> No.16505879

>>16503787
this is so cringe lmao

there is no "release from the mortal coil" in "gnosticism" because there is no authentic tradition or lineage of enlightened masters its a goofy larp for nerdy retards

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>>16502842

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>>16502760
Hey so I'm looking over this thing and I realized that some of the complex characters (math notation) probably won't work in pastebin. Does anyone know another good way to share text and/or files publicly and anonymously?

>> No.16506298

>>16506194
is it a pdf? you could upload it to any number of websites like file.io

>> No.16506468

>>16506298
>>16502760
Sorry gang, I found an email address in the rambling paper. Nearly five years I've had this thing, and I never noticed.
I have contacted this address, but if it is indeed the author, I cannot post it without his consent.
Still no idea if it's the same guy as your /lit/schizo.

>> No.16506511 [DELETED] 

Bronze Age Mindset by Bronze Age Pervert
Sorry for your loss by the way

>> No.16506566

>>16506468
that sucks it sounds really interesting. if you ever decide to scrub the personal info, definitely post it

>> No.16506826

>>16506566
I made a pdf version without the address, but I'm still gonna wait a few days to see if he responds. If he doesn't, I'll make a thread for it.

>> No.16507313

>>16506826
You should post what you will title the thread or a keyword that you will use in it so I can find it in the archives.

>> No.16507420

>>16507313
I won't deny I have a flair for the dramatic.
When I saved it to my hard drive, I titled the folder "The Forgotten Library"

>> No.16507604

>>16501163
>True philosophy is a vaccine of thought. Ted K and Nietzsche were right about everything: what can't be acquired with the body, must be compensated for with abstraction. Consciousness is a consolatory principle: but it's consolations are accidental to itself: I can move on from a past filled with regret precisely because I must, because I am a movement, how Inarrativize moving on is accidental to the formal, /dialectical/ necessity of the same: if we could feel the mass of history's suffering all at once we would disown the stars. A slave to my momentum: waiting on my hands for who will shatter the coordinates of modernity once and for all, the next shining Nietzsche, is precisely the most subtle and insidious of capital's programs of self-preservation: the hunger for originality is a symptom of time. So that it may work in peace, the body is numbed to the organ by the secretion of hope: there are only two ways the Knot can evolve a defense to Alexander's sword: either trick itself into believing the cut has already happened, or learn how to stall by anticipation. Zeno's Paradox as the insomnia of thought: unable to perceive the transition to a radically new order of being – unable to think the end of its own thinking –
Sounds like the solution to this little philosophical quandary is to stop thinking and put the pen down.

>> No.16507819

>>16505305
that's just hegel via zizek

>> No.16508099

>>16507420
I'll keep a lookout for your thread.

>> No.16508499

>>16507604
Can anyone give me a tldr on what he’s saying right here, is he saying to stop thinking and be a chad?

>> No.16508525

>>16500027
>>16500131
>introduction by Anon

>> No.16508562

>>16508499
Well, for a skeptical analysis, I would say he is lost in a temporal bubble, forever accelerating up the circumferences and arriving back at the beginning. This can be considered rambling, but really, all philosophy is this exercise in this to some extent.
>Reddit parse
The opening line isn't mad at all, all philosophical-logical musing has ultimately led to this conclusion, "Not beginning in the first place", because the result will be the mind lost in the mire of the aether. Ironically enough, the paragraph should have ended after the first sentence. But, alas, as we know, we only move forward.
>Reddit parse
To answer your teasing question, I never copied the text to its conclusion, but you can imagine there isn't one by the nature of the preceding circumlocutions on the meaningless magnitude of this little "temporal-spatial dilemma"

>> No.16508764

>>16508562
>meaningless magnitude

Nice

>> No.16509523

>>16502369
> you don't even like 4chan, faggot
Imagine pretending to like any of you fucking autistic manchild retards KYS

>> No.16509552

>>16509523
no u

>> No.16509571

>>16509523
Yes, yes, you are so super special and smart, everybody on 4chan besides you is stupid.

>> No.16509633

>>16509571
Correct.

>> No.16509716

>>16509633
If schizoposter is so shit, then please post superior niche thinkers. That's all you have to do.

>> No.16510138

>>16500905
This is my new favorite poem

>> No.16510146

>>16500905
This is literally a Dr. Bronner's label

>> No.16510159

>>16509571
>>16509716
>>16500175
Protip "schizoposter", if you weren't you, you probably wouldn't leap to your defense every time someone posts about you

Literal cringe

>> No.16510181

>>16510159
Are you retarded or an Internet solipsist? Not everyone on 4chan is the same person.
Anonymous is an adjective, not a name. Dumbass

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>>16510159
cringe

>> No.16510188

>>16510181
Sure thing "schizoposter", make another thread about yourself soon! Remember to tell us to follow you on twitter next time.

>> No.16510206

>>16510188
Rent free

>> No.16510215

>>16510206
>Rent free cope seethe cringe cope seethe cringe. Schizoposter is based and these haters just can't handle his genius

t. schizoposter

>> No.16510228

>>16510215
Yikes

>> No.16510234

>>16508562
>Let me interpret my own posts that nobody reposts so I have to repost them and then post "where did that guy who makes those posts go?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>16510228
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.16510237

>>16510234
Have sex

>> No.16510255

>>16508562
good stuff. sharp.

>> No.16510396

Jesus fuck this once comfy thread went to shit. Feelsbadman