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-So a regular hepcat, sez Slothrop.
Bodine lights a fag
-Much more than that, why he's...
Mr. Richard Smoker
Biddley bah boo, Biddley bah boo, Biddley bah boo bow!
Mister Richard smoker, you're a poopy poker
Chardonnay & cocaine in the spa
Cigarettes and coffee breath
Little boys on crystal meth
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat
Mister Richard smoker, you're a chicken choker
Tonight you're gonna let it all hang out
Pantyhose and Aqua-Net
Smoking menthol cigarettes
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!
Smoke!
You eat dark meat
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!
Mister richard smoker, you're an Ono Yoker
Cognac and black coffee with the boys
Dancin' in your buster browns
Whirlin' to the techno sounds
Your hands are wet, your hair is slick
You smoke big dick
Mister Richard smoker, you're a velvet coker
Bruce and Geoff will pick you up at ten
Goin' out, dancin' in the city
Friday night, gotta look pretty
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow, yeah!
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow, smoke!
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!

>> No.16471446

>>16471395
Yes, I agree that postmodernism is the death of culture and a salient argument for book burning.

>> No.16471470

>>16471446
What's the problem, Anon? It's just a

Rag-a-muffin' life
To pull-you-through-that strife
Ain't nothin' to joke,
But if you'll only just smoak
Then maybe it'll be all-right?

[Chorus]
But that (oh)
Full-some pre-tentio-si-ty
That fills your -- thoughts, with me-diocri-ty
It's just (hey!)
Holdin' you back
If it would give you some slack
You might 'preciate ver-bosity

[Neckbeards and shitposters amble in, tripping over each others' feet; an unrealistically proportioned nude male of color begins gyrating his hips in an animated fashion, drawing one's eye--and yes, the Anons' as well!--toward the pendulous 'pendage which describes major arcs at pelvic-level. A passing /pol/lak, copy of The Culture Of Critique in hand, pauses to gaze 'pon the sight, salivating involuntarily]

[James Joyce:] There's!
[Joseph McElroy:] Nothing quite wrong
[Vladimir Nabokov:] With!
[Herman Melville:] Puttin' a song
[John Williams:] 'Midst suf-fer-ing and gran-deur
[William Gaddis:] And if you'll just
[Virginia Woolf:] Follow a-long
[Gene Wolf:] You might find yourself drawn
[All:] Into a world that doesn't pander

[All] [Chorus x 2]

>> No.16471490

>>16471470
kek

>> No.16471569

>>16471470
Thanks to this shit I can never take any of his songs seriously at all

>> No.16471602

>>16471395
Ladies & Gentlemen, I'd like to present Muhammad Ali

>> No.16471672

I just can't imagine old Harold Bloom, his visage in deep sorrow from reading Hamlet in half a minute, cracking open Pynchon and calling it a sublime aesthetic experience. Was it because of the kabbalah allusions?

>> No.16471684

>>16471569
You weren't supposed to anyway.

>> No.16471711

>>16471672
lmao

>> No.16471767
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16471767

>>16471446

>> No.16471861

>>16471684
But I'm chuckling before I even read 'em

>> No.16471972

>>16471672
I bet that ol cad would've loved Pure Guava.

>> No.16472012

>>16471395
This feels like if someone created an AI, only fed it shitposts, and then made it make a song.

Like the lyrics I retarded but they still make me laugh

>> No.16472055

>>16471446
PYNCHED

>> No.16472498

>>16471395
>post picture of notoriously experimental novelist
>next to nonsense lyrics from Ween
>watch pseuds formulate opinions on Pynchon based on Ween lyrics because they've never actually read Pynchon