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This is an exhaustive list of all philosophers you should ever bother with. If a philosopher is not on this list he/she's most likely not worthy of your time
>Heraclitus (pbuh)
>Protagoras (pbuh)
>Thrasymachus (pbuh)
>William of Ockham (pbuh)
>Spinoza (pbuh)
>de Montaigne (pbuh)
>Machiavelli (pbuh)
>Hume (pbuh)
>Kant (pbuh)
>Feuerbach (pbuh)
>Stirner (pbuh)
>F. A. Lange (pbuh)
>Nietzsche (pbuh)
>Ragnar Redbeard (pbuh)
>H. L. Mencken (pbuh)
>Bergson (pbuh)
>Poincare (pbuh)
>Foucault (pbuh)
>Deleuze (pbuh)
>Baudrillard (pbuh)
>Lyotard (pbuh)
>Osho (pbuh)
>Sloterdijk (pbuh)
>Nick Land (pbuh)

>> No.16431834

>>16431565
>Philosophers
> Worthy of my time
Kek

>> No.16431848

>doesn't even mention Sugondees

Wanna know who the revered philosopher Sugondees was?


Sugondees nuts

>> No.16431852
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16431852

>>16431565
Reminder that I called out the Spinoza forced meme as being accfag.

>> No.16431893

>>16431565
you forgot eriugena (pbuh)

>> No.16431978

le dioegenes
>shitted on street
>masturbated in theatre
>invited king arthur and alexander the great to visit his barrel
>gave his dogs more food than himself (absolute alpha move)
>drank chicken blood in market square
>on his last days he gave 13 dogs water to drink which led to him having none for himself (what a mad man)
absolute alpha male and true king of jerusalme

>> No.16431998

>>16431978
insanely based

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>>16431565
>Pythagoras (pbuh)
>Plato (pbuh)
>Aristotle (pbuh)
>Dionysius the Areopagite (pbuh)
>Cicero (pbuh)
>Plotinus (pbuh)
>Proclus (pbuh)
>Iamblichus (pbuh)
>St. Augustine (pbuh)
>St. Thomas Aquinas (pbuh)
>Marsilio Ficino (pbuh)
>Meister Eckhart (pbuh)
>Giambattista Vico (pbuh)
>F.W.J. Schelling (pbuh)
>Joseph De Maistre (pbuh)
>Edmund Husserl (pbuh)
>Oswald Spengler (pbuh)
>Jean Baudrillard (pbuh)
>Jean-François Lyotard (pbuh)
>Alasdair MacIntyre (pbuh)
>Edward Feser (pbuh)
>Jean Luc-Marion (pbuh)

>> No.16432064

>>16432029
Based, I'd add Guenon (pbuh) and Shankara (pbuh)

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16432096

>>16431565
Bataille is fun and interesting to think about even when you'll reject everything he's rambling at you

>> No.16432106 [DELETED] 

>>16431565
What makes you think that any French philosopher is worth anyone's time?

>> No.16432107

>>16432029
based list anon (pbuy)

>> No.16432125

>>16431565
What makes you think that French philosophers are worthy of anyone's time?

>> No.16432127

>>16431565
What makes you think that French philosophers are worthy of anyone's time?

>> No.16432142

>>16431565
>Pythagoras (pbuh)
>Schopenhauer (pbuh)
>Cantor (pbuh)
reading anything beyond this is pointless

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16432273

>>16431565
>Doesn't realize Thrasymachus' and Callicles' arguments were just Plato's own Heraclitean ideas before his extra-transcendent ascendance to Zeus Hyperion.

>> No.16432929

>>16431565
is Hegel worth anything?