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The protagonist in my novel calls his mother every day

>> No.16381685

>>16381667
what does he talk about with her

>> No.16381694
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>>16381685
they talk about her hip replacement surgery and mundane things like "oh the neighbor bought a new lawnmower it makes so much noise". stuff like that

>> No.16381698

>>16381694
Very comfy

>> No.16381890

>>16381667
I do that, very cool anon

>> No.16382428

>>16381667
Is the twist that she has been dead for years?

>> No.16382443

>>16381694
sounds like a complete fucking waste of time

>> No.16383219

>>16382443
how come?

>> No.16383225

>>16382443
you sound like a complete fucking waste of life

>> No.16383240

>>16383219
Youre filling up your narrative with useless trash instead of things that benefit the narrative.

>> No.16383252

>>16383240
>NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN NARRATIVERINO

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>>16383252
...

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>>16383252
kek, well played.

>> No.16383651

>>16383252
based

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>>16382443
She’s your MOTHER

>> No.16383665

>>16383252
Basado and elitistpilled

>> No.16383785

>>16383660
BASED

>> No.16383792

>>16381667
lol I used to call my mother everyday when I was studying in another city. I miss those days.

>> No.16383972

>>16382428
Yes, also she is lesbian

>> No.16383980

>>16381667
My mom wants me to kill people.

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>mom calls at inconvenient time
> "what is, mom, I'm bothered"
>"sorry, I just wanted to know, what you're doing"
>"I don"t have time, mom, later"!"
> seconds later realise what I did
>later that day call her back
>"oh hey anon, how nice of you to call!"
I love my mom bros

>> No.16384054

>>16384041
jesus you're a faggot. just tell her you'll call back later instead of sperging out

>> No.16384072
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16384072

My parents want me to call them everyday. It's not that I don't care about or do not love them, it's just that I see no point in calling everyday.

>> No.16384104

>>16384072
T. what is empathy

Why on earth would they want to talk to their son? Just talk for like 5 mins who cares, maybe every 4 days or whatever

>> No.16384123

>>16381667
The protagonist in mine decidedly does not.

>> No.16384130

>>16383980
Uhhh seriously? Why?

>> No.16384138

>>16384072
>have kids
oh wait, you need to be able to form a loving connection

>> No.16384372

>>16382443
This

From a narrative standpoint why would you put boring shit like this? Nobody wants to read that

>> No.16384443

>>16381694
Liveblog, by Megan Boyle

>> No.16384471

>>16381667
>>16381694
would read / 10

>> No.16384474

>>16384372
perfect pleb filter

>> No.16384476

>>16384372
need... epic moments.... explosions... epic quips... spiderman... the hulk... KABLOOIE... bitch does a backflip off a motorcycle BOOM BOOM BLAMMO heh, im just getting warmed up she says as she defeats her captors in close quarters combat but not before she very nearly raped as it is heavily implied but never outright stated because this is a MATURE novel for MATURE ADULTS full of dark themes PEW PEW BANG BANG BANG BRRRRRRRRRRT and but so the TIE wibbles and wobbles in the air, careening drunkenly across the Myrran Rooftops-It Zigzags Herkily-Jerkily out of sight

>> No.16384490

>>16384476
When did Butterfag become so based? Has he finally abandoned his angsty teenage political phase?

>> No.16384532

>>16384490
no
>>16384476
KILL YOURSELF FUCKING TRANNY

>> No.16384651

>>16384476
first good post coming from your direction. thanks

>> No.16384665

>>16384476
Butterfag has evolved. Perhaps he is taking test again.

>> No.16385288

>>16384476
butterfly are you on twitter? I think we follow each other

>> No.16385455

>>16382443
I'm sorry your parents didn't care for you, anon.

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>>16384072
>it's just that I see no point in calling everyday.
I feel the same. Maybe I should do something more productive and worth the proverbial writing home about in my free time, rather than just shitposting.

>> No.16386354

>>16384476
Damn, who knew butters could be so based?

>> No.16386645

>>16384372
It's a novel ya dip, not TV. That kind of shit is exactly the forte of novels.

>> No.16386661

>>16385288
That's clearly not me.

>> No.16386667

I call my parents once a week, am I monster /lit/

>> No.16386687

>>16386661
Stop LARPing as butters. It's embarrassing.

>> No.16386979

>>16384476
>thinking it's butterfly when he hasn't replied to every single person that responded to his post with a "humorous" take