/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.16239439]

>YoU rEaD pOeTrY? XD!

Yes

[Anonymous No.16239439,1]

BASTE

[Anonymous No.16239530]

>>16239439
(upvote)

[Anonymous No.16239538]

>>16239439
(upvote)
Epic thread OP XD hope you get some 100 chungus

[Anonymous No.16239542]

>poetry

[Anonymous No.16239566]

>>16239439

>Yes I write epic Classical Hexameter poetry honouring my Hyperborean ancestors' conquests, how could you tell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v425yswqGSY

[Anonymous No.16240552]

Leave this board and never return if any of these apply to you:

>you read any form of fiction
>you barely know your classics
>you tend to believe that if you like a given work, it is justified on an artistic level
>you think everyone's opinion should be accepted and respected
>you speak a single language
>you read contemporary versions of Shakespeare or Milton
>you read for the plot
>you read for entertainment
>you rarely read nonfiction
>you don't have a solid grounding in philosophy
>you don't have at least have some understanding of the Three Tragedians and Homer
>you have little to no understanding of literature outside of your cultural horizon
>you have little to no understanding of literature within your own cultural horizon
>you mostly read contemporary literature
>you make your literary analysis proceed from ideology
>your rarely read poetry
>you think Rhythm and Rhyme is just useless rules and laws restricting creativity
>you have a hard time explaining why you like a given work
>you have a hard time forming structured and relevant literary criticism
>you tend to refuse to judge works for yourself, rather relying on the opinions of literary authorities

[Anonymous No.16240581]

>>16240552
You do realise that you are weak and impotent and can never motivate someone to do anything, even with words?

[Anonymous No.16240586]

>>16240581
t.fictionreader

[Anonymous No.16240598]

>>16240552
I only read fiction, science, and history.

[Anonymous No.16240609]

>>16240598
>only
Wow you ONLY read those genres that make up a huge majority of written works?!

[Anonymous No.16240640]

>I read poetry
>really? thats so sweet, say something poetic to serenade me
>....uhh....
>'with jews, you lose'

[Anonymous No.16240672]

>>16240640

>I read poetry
>Oh I love a well-read man, what's your favourite poem?

*Clears throat*

[Anonymous No.16240740]

>>16240598
>>16240609

What written works would not come under fiction, science, or history? Instruction manuals, shopping lists?

I guess essays or some poetry may not be covered by the above?

[Anonymous No.16240787]

>>16240552
fag with a list

[Anonymous No.16240791]

>>16240552
Very based

[Anonymous No.16240792]

>>16240552
>you tend to believe that if you like a given work, it is justified on an artistic level
>you tend to refuse to judge works for yourself, rather relying on the opinions of literary authorities

[Anonymous No.16240798]

>>16240672

[Anonymous No.16240805]

>>16240792
>you tend to believe that if you like a given work, it is justified on an artistic level
Yes.

[Anonymous No.16240812]

Sneed

[Anonymous No.16241214]

>You grow your beard to hide the fact that you have no chin?
Yes.

[今晚打老虎 No.16241304]

>>16241214
are beards to men what cosmetics are to women?

[Anonymous No.16241309]

>>16240672

[Anonymous No.16241312]

>>16240552
Hey Novalis poster!