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16193037 No.16193037 [Reply] [Original]

If your favorite writer had to write ONE YA book, how would it look like?

>> No.16193049

>>16193037

It would be the essay by H.L. Mencken where he shot a Young Adult for walking on his lawn.

>> No.16193056

Like someone wiped their ass with a bunch of coffee-stained notebook paper.

>> No.16193073

>>16193037
An adventure novel about a sailor getting into trouble on the high seas and budding it up with tropical savages.

>> No.16193221

>>16193037
shes lookin cute here, i must say.

>> No.16193228

>>16193221
My basic instinct commands me to inseminate the female.

>> No.16193237

>>16193037
Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man is YA, so that's what it would look like.

>> No.16193244

>>16193228
Also to splooge on her feet,

>> No.16193246

>>16193244
I am not quite this deviant, but I would try it.

>> No.16193263

>>16193073
Wouldn’t it need to be about a cabin boy or something? With like a ship’s cat as companion, or another semi-childish thing. Because he wrote books exactly as you describe already

>> No.16193276

is kat actually Jewish? or was this all just random speculation from us degenerates?

>> No.16193292

>>16193246
Youd enjoy it, she has werewolf feet.

>> No.16193298

>>16193292
No, she had better only have hobbit feet or I will just go back to my rape doujins.

>> No.16193301

>>16193298
Yeah honestly ive seen her feet many times and they are a taaaaaad TOO long, to be honest desu. But id probably slip slap em around my ding dong.

>> No.16193317

>>16193301
They let you go from a mental institution, didn't they?

>> No.16194219

>>16193317
Why do you say that. chum?

>> No.16194702

>>16193037
It would be Gaddis's J.R. entirely from the perspective of the titular character.

>> No.16194735

>>16193037
>Salinger
He already did
>Tolstoy
He would pick apart the vapid lifestyle of teenagers, elevate their naivety and innocence and as a result create the biggest self cringe fest ever made that most teenagers reading it would go on an existentialism trip too early for their own good.
>Wilde
Fabulous gay orgies with beautiful prose and at the end the Lord descends to deliver the sinners from their existence on earth. Out of the three this is the one I want to read.

>> No.16194967

>>16194735
>>Wilde
>beautiful prose
Go back

>> No.16195640

A longer version of The Story of The Eye, where protagonists fucking next to a corpse of a girl who killed herself (and being pissed on, of course) is integral to the plot to overthrow some bad guys.

>> No.16195679

he already did and it was called À l'ombre des jeunes filles en fleurs