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>Who? Me? A literature major? That's funny.
>I'm actually a STEM major
>How do you think I was able to afford all this stuff?

>> No.16174918
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>cable tv costs more than internet

>> No.16175240

>>16174904
>americans pay to throw out their garbage

>> No.16175264

>>16174904
Wait why the fuck do you pay utilities for garbage disposal? Are Americans this retarded?

>> No.16175290

>>16174904
>electricity
Shouldn't be bad except for summer. Don't have a place with high ceilings
>natural gas
Pointless. Get induction for cooking.
>water
Don't waste what you can't afford. Have to deal with it.
>cable
Lol
>internet
Only thing worth spending on. Doesn't matter if you don't live stream or game heavily.
>trash
Not that pricey at all.

>> No.16175379

Who the fuck still pays for cable?

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>>16174904
>Why yes, I am pursuing a dual degree in literature and business. How could you tell?

>> No.16175419

>>16175290
So depending on season, a minimum of 74$ (+ frugal electricity usage)
not bad.

>> No.16175428

>>16175290
Induction is inferior to high BTU gas.

>> No.16175439

My strategy is to let things like gas and water lapse for months or years because it takes them a hell of a lot of effort. Then I call them on the phone and tell them I can't pay the debt and will need to declare bankruptcy. Then they usually settle for 1/10th what I owe them.

>> No.16175441

>>16175439
>My strategy is to let things like gas and water lapse for months or years because it takes them a hell of a lot of effort
*to shut off.

>> No.16175454

>>16175264
This is the #1 reason people litter and illegally dump in America. They wanted me to pay them $100 to throw away a refrigerator. Any guesses where it went?

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>>16175410
>Why yes, I am willfully paying more money for an extra degree that will serve no purpose in my career, how could you tell?

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>>16175466
>Why actually, my tuition and room & board is fully paid for by a combination of scholarships and government grants. Only a dunce would have a GPA low enough to disqualify them from complete financial aid, as everyone knows.

>> No.16175528

>>16175240
How are you gonna pay the garbage men and the wagies at the recycling plants otherwise?

>> No.16175533

>>16175493
t. affirmative action beneficiary

>> No.16175542

>>16175528
These industries should be nationalized otherwise people will just illegally dump and litter because they'll need to pay to throw stuff away. At least if it is nationalized, they aren't pay directly and can throw as much crap away as they please.

>> No.16175554

>>16175533
Pfft I'm white as can be. Well not really since half Irish. But in the eyes of the government stooges I am white. Just have a good enough FAFSA because steelworker dad is paid low.

>> No.16175575

Everyone told me I was pretty much guaranteed a good paying job if I studied CompSci so I did even though it fucking sucks and now I'm unemployed. Let this be a warning.

>> No.16175590

>>16175240
>Europeans pay most of their income to taxes
retard lmao

>> No.16175622
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16175622

My major? History.
Why? I like history.
How do i intend to find a job? I don't.
How will i survive? I am loved and will always be supported unconditionally by my family. They agree with my decision.

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>>16175622
>How will i survive? I am loved and will always be supported unconditionally by my family. They agree with my decision.
Damn.... what does it feel like

>> No.16175654

>>16175590
cope

>> No.16175655

>>16175428
This is true, using electricity to generate heat is incredibly inefficient in an economic sense (ironically the most efficient energy transfer tho)

>> No.16175672

>>16175264
>>16175240
Hey dumdums, what do you think happens to the garbage in your city? A magical garbage fairy comes along to pick it up? You still pay for it outside America, you just pay for it in taxes

>> No.16175673

>cable
Why are you on /lit if you don't even read, faggot? Go watch shitty HBO dramas.

>> No.16175737

>>16175622
>How will I survive?
No one survives.

>> No.16175748

>>16175622
This but with literature instead

>> No.16175765

>>16175622
Are you from a rich family anon?