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Just reached spiritual enlightenment. AMA

>> No.16109664

How do i stop cooming

>> No.16109667

>>16109641
what is enlightenment and how do i achieve it

>> No.16109668

>>16109641
how to fuck my gf in the butthole

>> No.16109670

How do i stop becoming enlightened?

>> No.16109677

What are you doing in this den of iniquity, oh enlightened one?

>> No.16109684

>>16109677
>>16109670
>>16109667
>>16109664

meditation

>> No.16109688

>>16109677
Larping

Op, tell me something transcendent that isn’t a banal platitude

>> No.16109690

>>16109688
All that comes before you is only an impression.

>> No.16109692

>>16109688
OP here. what does banal platitude mean?

>> No.16109694

>>16109641
>>>/x/
The absolute state of this board I swear

>> No.16109696

>>16109694
>t. Hylic

>> No.16109702

>>16109688
>>16109677
OP is a false teacher, he cannot get dubs

Teach me to get dubs senseis

>> No.16109704

How should a person act in daily living.

>> No.16109711
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>>16109690
Riddle me this op, Whats the point of this? Like, just why?

>> No.16109712

>>16109641
Have you ever read a book?

>> No.16109713

>>16109704
its not what you do, its how you do it. the quality of the act is more important then the act itself.

>> No.16109724

>>16109711
To live, and then to die. Returning through Heaven's Gate to the Non-Existence.

>> No.16109725

>>16109690
Banal platitude

>> No.16109731

>>16109725
Words

>> No.16109732

>>16109688
>>16109690
>>16109692
>>16109694
>>16109696
>>16109702
>>16109704
>>16109711
>>16109712
>>16109713
>>16109724
>>16109725
meditation

>> No.16109737

Am I right in thinking enlightenment is realization of existence?

>> No.16109740

>>16109737
no

>> No.16109744

>>16109737
are you?

>> No.16109745

>>16109740
then what is it

>> No.16109751

>>16109745
it isn't

>> No.16109753

>>16109732
Based
>>16109684
based
>>16109690
cringe>>16109724
cringe

>> No.16109766

>>16109751
then how will i know I achieved it? If I don't, are there any signs?

>> No.16109772

>>16109766
It’s like an orgasm. You know when you achieve it

>> No.16109779

>>16109772
can i edge?

>> No.16109782

>>16109766
if you had never tasted sweetness before, I would have no means to explain to you how it was to eat something that tasted sweet.

I have no means to explain what it is or is not. But you will know when you have tasted it.

>> No.16109784

>>16109772
but i couldn't tell when i reached my first orgasm unironically

>> No.16109793

>>16109782
well is it related to realizing the imagination can take you to heaven whenever? or that your imagination can effect your physical body completely? or that all you sense is a re-creation in your mind? please, give a clue to what it is.

>> No.16109799

Tfw you briefly experience no mind then realize you can only know you've been in no mind after the fact because recognizing you're in no mind means you're no longer in no mind.

>> No.16109807

>>16109799
whoa

>> No.16109821
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>>16109799
THE GAME

>> No.16109823

>>16109793
to be in all moments, slowly, quietly, carefully. this is how it manifests.

>> No.16109827

is enlightenment related to the realization that we're all the same being in different situations? is it the realization that it's harder to have the mind act instead of letting it go, which sends the mind into higher levels?

>> No.16109857

>>16109823
>>to be in all moments, slowly, quietly, carefully. this is how it manifests.
that's hinduism, mahayanism, hippyism

>> No.16109864

>>16109772
>>It’s like an orgasm.
very wrong, you have the coomer understanding of enlightenment and or meditation

>> No.16109867

>>16109799
>tfw you realize the 15% of the population without inner monologue are actually just spiritually enlightened

>> No.16109875

Christian women who ''meditate'' say they have an orgasm when they ''reach god''. That's not enlightenment.

>> No.16109919

>>16109857
ok

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>>16109641
are you ready to re-live your life from the very start without changing anything in it? have you seen wrath of god? hell? did you play with your chakras switching them on and off like keys on a piano? I did. if you didn't you really haven't achieved anything.

>> No.16110167

>>16110153
haha!

his face shape and hat shape come together to form a perfect peanut shape!

>> No.16110353

>>16109641
>>16109684
>>16109732
How do I meditate?

>> No.16110367

>>16110353
just sit

>> No.16110428

>>16110367
thats the worst meditation advice i've ever heard. try pranyama and looking up

>> No.16110456

>>16110367
cross your legs, be middle class and white, pretend to find salvation in the "other"

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16110520

How do I understand the narrative of my own life?

>> No.16110528

Why is there something rather than nothing?

>> No.16110534

>>16110353
do self inquiry and submit to the present moment

>> No.16110581

>>16110528
Rain drops slide through the canopy.

>> No.16110584
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16110584

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

>> No.16110615

>>16110528
ignorance

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>>16110353
sit and stare at wall. like idiot you are.

>> No.16110929

>>16109641
What school of thought helped you reach enlightenment? Epicurianism, pyrrhonism, Buddhism, zen buddhism, Hinduism, Schopenhauer stuff, stoicism, etc.. Which one?

>> No.16110944

>>16109821
FUCK YOU

>> No.16110953

>>16109668
Ask and you shall receive

>> No.16110963

>>16110929
none of these

>> No.16110971

>>16110953
I ask you to kys

>> No.16110999

>>16109875
Isn't enlightenment a form of ecstasy?

>> No.16111005

>>16110971
Shut up

>> No.16111025

>>16109641

Take the flashlight out of your butthole, then

>> No.16111058

>>16110963
Did you just create your own path and meditate a shit ton or something?

>> No.16111119

>>16109641
Enlightenment is just awareness. Its another milestone but the journey never ends. One must walk the Way constantly , only with death does the road come to an end.
Enlightenment can fade if one doesnt remain diligent, see Alan watts and Chogyam Trungpa. Two "enlightened" people who died as degenerates. So beware and be aware OP

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>>16111119
you know nothing faggot, about samadhi. why do you faggots even speak if you are not sure 1000%.

>> No.16111132

>>16109694

Pseud

>> No.16111160

>>16111129
u know im right :^)

>> No.16111169

>>16109641
Youre up in a tree, hanging from a branch with your mouth, you cannot reach another branch with your limbs.

Someone calls out to you, what is enlightenment, how do you respond?

>> No.16111178

>>16111169
CATCH MEEEE

>> No.16111182

>>16111178
Wrong answer but i like it nonetheless

>> No.16111188

>>16111182
Mate, I just want to land safely, I don’t give a piss about that retards question. I guess the answer is that you can never be truly enlightened, thus answering that question is like trying to talk when your hanging with your mouth from a tree

>> No.16111207

>>16111188
Never be truly enlightened, always be falsly enlightened.

These define each other, the dichotomy is flawed in and of itself. Flawed as opposed to perfect.

Does the dog have buddha nature or not?

>> No.16111232

>>16109799
And the same for all existence?

>> No.16111245

>>16109799
No mind as opposed too some mind. Theyre defined by one another thus they are the same. One is always present in the other.

>> No.16111280

>>16111160
of course you are right. even bacteria is right. but to be right is not the same as to know.