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Where do I buy the Bible?? Anonymous Wed Aug 5 05:46:29 2020 No.16052697 [Reply] [Original]

Really bros, where the heck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 05:48:31 2020 No.16052703 File: 40 KB, 780x520, chabal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16052697 >buy

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 05:48:39 2020 No.16052704 >>16052697 Bookstores, the internet - or just take one from a hotel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 05:52:22 2020 No.16052713 >>16052697 Stop defacing the board with retarded threads. Do you go on /ck/ and ask where you can buy an apple?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 05:54:29 2020 No.16052721 File: 32 KB, 480x439, 7342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16052713 >/ck/ Go back

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 05:54:53 2020 No.16052723 >>16052697 just read the KJV online

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 05:55:39 2020 No.16052725 >>16052721 Answer the question, brainlet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 06:02:30 2020 No.16052752 >>16052697 motel 6

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 06:05:23 2020 No.16052763 >>16052704 >Gideons New Testament and Psalms cringe

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 06:07:05 2020 No.16052770 >>16052697 imagine buying the Bible instead of the church fathers' works

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 06:24:36 2020 No.16052826 File: 242 KB, 960x1200, F548A6EB-3063-457F-902D-EA14D71A107F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That looks nothing like al capone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 06:25:09 2020 No.16052827 >>16052826 b-but muh hours of makeup!! muh tom hardy!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 06:26:26 2020 No.16052831 File: 158 KB, 1242x1132, 7342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16052725 I refuse to engage with a filthy cross-poster who not only cross-posts filthily but does so on the worst board on 4channel

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 06:30:39 2020 No.16052844 >>16052697 Go to your local church and ask for one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 06:30:45 2020 No.16052847 >>16052831 I've never been to /ck/, you fucking idiot. It was an analogy to how you're defacing the board with retard threads. Inability to process analogy is the hallmark of an imbecilic IQ level.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 06:32:56 2020 No.16052855 File: 1.39 MB, 1242x1127, 7342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16052847 >I've never been to /ck/, you fucking idiot. Why /ck/ specifically then? Why was that the first board you thought of...?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 06:36:05 2020 No.16052863 File: 29 KB, 612x399, DA372E68-A5DC-421A-BF8D-2AD5163F7364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16052827 Al capone was fat eound and smooth. This edgy edition is just gangster fantasy masturbation. It looks more like bukowski.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 06:38:13 2020 No.16052871 >>16052863 yeah i was agreeing with you. the “our a-list lead actor spent hours in the makeup chair every morning to get the look just right” had always been a half-assed gimmick

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 06:39:25 2020 No.16052875 >>16052871 I am aware. I just needed to rant a bit more. Why not take someone for the role who actually looks like the person portrayed? Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 06:42:00 2020 No.16052882 >>16052875 yeah that’s a good point. i assume it’s because tom hardy is already established. it’s easier to drag him in and cover him in shitty makeup than it is to cycle through thousands for auditions for someone more suitable

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 06:47:39 2020 No.16052902 File: 146 KB, 1600x800, E51DA649-98F5-4051-976A-40263287236E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16052882 Fucking lazy morons. It‘s not that hard. Pic related is a good real person and actor who plays him match.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 06:49:17 2020 No.16052908 >>16052704 >or just take one from a hotel. Gideons now use the ESV translation instead of the KJV, if I recall correctly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 07:15:15 2020 No.16052994 File: 451 KB, 2043x959, 1587924655586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16052697 Get one in a hotel for free. Careful though, it's a destructive book that ruins the normal healthy way of life and psychy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 09:05:50 2020 No.16053498 >>16052994 The repression here. What are you afraid of... repent. You have nothing to fear. God is merciful. Micah 6:8. Consider this an admonition.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 09:11:57 2020 No.16053520 >>16052994 shalom rabbi

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 11:06:11 2020 No.16054165 The two cheap options for KJV with apocrypha are Oxford paperback ($18) and Cambridge Paragraph Bible ($38). I have heard the binding on the Oxford is terrible and falls apart.