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As an act of good will toward the incel community of 4chan, I have decided to make my book (Ha, Ha, Ha. Delightful) absolutely FREE on kindle and advertise the fact exclusively on this forum. Please enjoy.

UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08CDQDGFY
USA: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08CDQDGFY


L.O.L.
from
William Guppy

>> No.16009154

>>16009146
I read the description and the author is a fag, he should off himself.

>> No.16009159

>>16009146
Hello Willy Gobbler

>> No.16009166

Aw, thanks, William Guppy.

>> No.16009173

Yes sir kindly do the needful sir

>> No.16009176

Thank you, Guppy.

>> No.16009242

>>16009166
>>16009176
You are very welcome, boys.

>> No.16009422

>>16009146
is there any way to get it without using amazon?

>> No.16009423

can guppy turn the snare up, one more level?

>> No.16009435

>>16009422
I had it as a PDF on gumtree but I've had to remove it in order to offer the Amazon promotion. Sorry. You can download the kindle app on any phone or tablet and read books there, though. You needn't necessarily have a kindle device.

>> No.16009466

>>16009435
just share the latest draft, ie the full book but just say it is a draft

>> No.16009772

>>16009146
cringe

>> No.16009972

>>16009146
i love you, william guppy.

>> No.16009985

>>16009146
>USA: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08CDQDGFY
Only USA and UK? What about us Japanese? We were hikimori n shit

>> No.16009989
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16009989

>>16009146
>selected tweets

>> No.16009993

>>16009146
I don't live in the US or UK. Any other way to get it?

>> No.16009996

>>16009989
he is a tard. can't even wright a proper book

>> No.16010006

>>16009996
Agreed. But who knows maybe they're just more like aphorisms.

>> No.16010178

>>16009993
It's available in all countries that have Amazon. Simply search it.

>> No.16010264

>>16010178
So I read the first few pages and I'm thoroughly unentertained. Lie to me and tell me it gets better please

>> No.16010281

>>16010264
If you don't like it don't read it, stop being a little bitch about it.

>> No.16010291

>>16010281
Idk man it just reads like the dumb shit me and my friends would come up with while stoned. It's like
>haha random thing taken to absurdity + other random thing
> = we live in a society
>woah bruh

>> No.16010294

>>16010264
Look, you're entitled to your opinion, but I shouldn't have to read it. I should be able to send things off to a publisher and then, within a month or two, get a message from them saying that my book has been a "moderate success" or that it "has failed to meet expectations," but I really oughtn't have to read the opinions of every Dick and Harry who has skimmed the first few pages. I don't claim to be the best writer, but fifty years ago I would have been able to spunk off a relatively entertaining crime novel and make a modest living on it. Now I have to write tweets. Do you, by the way, really think I really want to write tweets? Do you not think that I'd rather be able to sit down and write something long-form with the knowledge that at least a few hundred people would have the attention span to read through the whole thing without considering it an enormous commitment? Well, no. Tweets are on the menu because that's about all that people are capable of, so tweets are what I have to write. If this book of tweets turns out to be even mildly worth it I will tentatively continue work on my short comic novel, but with today's audience one really can't take risks. I've given it to you for absolutely nothing, so don't be such a rude, ungrateful little shit.

>> No.16010314

>>16010294
I didn't mean to be rude and this response is both funnier and more interesting than most of the tweets I read so far. Really makes one think

>> No.16010320

William Guppy sucked me off in the parking lot of a Nandos.

>> No.16010324

>>16010314
Well what do you expect when one is confined to a character limit? Go on, be a good boy and keep reading; it's very short and you might find something you like. Then tell your friends about it, and if you're lucky I might put out something longer in the future.

>> No.16010351

>>16009989
I just realized he's holding the smile here
For years I've thought that he was holding some kind of leaf for whatever reason

>> No.16010380

>>16010351
Do you feel suicidal now? You should.

>> No.16010386

>>16010291
Yeah, just another irony drenched e-celeb dilettante, desperate for attention. There's nothing much of interest here, which, deep down, I'm sure he knows.

>> No.16010432

Thank you guppy for making it free

>> No.16010458

>>16010320
Wtf he did this to me too, only at Burger King.

>> No.16010518

>>16010458
>>16010386
The man has no sense of loyalty

>> No.16010555

>>16009146
>free
It's only "free" if you don't value your time.

>> No.16010958

>>16010555
Do I need to remind you where you are? Time is not valuable anyway. The best thing you can do with it is waste it. This is my gift to you.

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>>16010351
>For years I've thought that he was holding some kind of leaf for whatever reason
BRUH, still it's an acceptable mistake abs I can see it now.

>> No.16010984

>>16010958
All great geniuses put in the time to their endeavours, especially in youth.

>> No.16011000

>>16009146
William Guppy - young and slippery - lives up to his name. But I couldn't possibly read him, as I am Irish.

>> No.16011004

>>16010351
You must be color blind then

>> No.16011118

>>16009146
very based, thanks

>> No.16011394

made me chuckle a few times

>> No.16011981

>>16011004
>there are no red leaves