Please make a /lit/ humour thread

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Please make a /lit/ humour thread Anonymous Thu Jul 30 14:44:25 2020 No.16003237 [Reply] [Original]

I'll start

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 14:48:13 2020 No.16003272 File: 24 KB, 490x110, uhmmmmmm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kek'd at this one

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 14:52:03 2020 No.16003309 File: 31 KB, 1032x379, 1533189332166.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 14:52:21 2020 No.16003311 finally a /lit/ humor thread not made by some teenage dyke tourist with an iphone folder full of facebook "smart hegel memes for smart hegel teens"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 15:09:20 2020 No.16003438 File: 644 KB, 1320x1817, 1533189126006.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 15:11:16 2020 No.16003456 File: 118 KB, 1024x675, 1533193060881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YOLO JULIET

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 15:12:24 2020 No.16003464 File: 66 KB, 750x243, IMG_2028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16003237

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 15:26:46 2020 No.16003586 File: 9 KB, 231x218, 1579285596628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16003237 >NOOOOO TOLKIEN IS BASED AND INTELLIGENT >DON'T COMPARE HIM TOO ANYONE HE'S IN HIS OWN LEAGUE

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 15:32:17 2020 No.16003641 >>16003586 Making fun of you only to contribute in a humour thread is pretty awesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 15:35:56 2020 No.16003688 >>16003473 i love this one.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 15:36:36 2020 No.16003696

>>16003237

LOL making a language isn't even hard, especially since you can just make up vocab on the spot. Learning the grammar of a foreign language isn't too difficult, it's a slough of new vocab and possibly inconsistent declensions / irregular words that make it difficult. 95% a memory game

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 15:46:09 2020 No.16003793 >>16003781 amazing

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 15:52:42 2020 No.16003851 File: 52 KB, 1024x531, 1594402748298.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] (8/8) Well thats all I have

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 16:01:57 2020 No.16003936 >>16003851 This is really well done >>16003920 Please no hehe so random memes for girls

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 18:53:31 2020 No.16005366 >>16003309 >>16003826 >>16003790 KEK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:07:28 2020 No.16005503 Can someone post the screencap of (possibly) Pynchon giving an interpretation of The Crying of Lot 49?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:11:54 2020 No.16005542 File: 51 KB, 500x403, moby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16003456 oh God >>16003781 how is this /lit/ related?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:13:39 2020 No.16005558 File: 79 KB, 654x960, 1593782669197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16003790 he wasn't alone

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 20:38:47 2020 No.16006270 >>16003311 The sad part is I can tell this guy is 30 years old too, despite making such an obnoxious post.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 20:40:04 2020 No.16006277 >>16003237 The sad part is I can tell this guy is at least 30 years old too, despite making such a revolting tryhard unfunny post.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 21:46:08 2020 No.16006760 >>16003464 bullshit

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 01:14:15 2020 No.16008066 /lit/ ylyl threads are always the worst out of every board simply because there’s absolutely nothing funny about literature or you dweebs reading it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 01:21:11 2020 No.16008102 File: 182 KB, 1399x2173, 1578745451883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16005542 shut the fuck up you gay nerd

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 01:34:52 2020 No.16008185 >>16008066 Way to kill my vibe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 01:38:30 2020 No.16008206 File: 321 KB, 1000x1200, IMG_0096.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16008066 Shut the fuck up and go back masturbating to your mother's hairy armpit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 01:57:36 2020 No.16008295 File: 494 KB, 1800x385, he.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16003237

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 02:32:46 2020 No.16008458 >>16008102 I have read this for some reason. The main character got absolutely irremediably btfod at the end. It was pretty brutal. It was such a shit book.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 03:19:32 2020 No.16008679 >>16008206 >>16008295 Stay mad Keep posting in denial

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 03:24:52 2020 No.16008702 >>16003473 The Foucault one gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 04:33:58 2020 No.16008931 >>16008679 Are you ready for spending the weekend alone thinking about how smart you are?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 04:53:55 2020 No.16009023 File: 56 KB, 500x500, 1595265775000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16003586 >"No. Tolkien is Based & Intelligent." >"Do not even compare him to lesser men. He is entirely in his own league."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 04:59:08 2020 No.16009046 >>16003586 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 05:40:14 2020 No.16009203 Does anyone have the “no, I never finished highschool” one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 07:27:26 2020 No.16009671 >>16003237 thats kind of a cringe writing. linguists make up languages all the time, no biggie

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 07:43:04 2020 No.16009725 >>16003817 The original is much weaker than just the top right panel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 11:28:49 2020 No.16010864 >>16003633 Well, they're both Canadian.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 11:37:56 2020 No.16010934 >>16003473 >the foucalt one >the fucking footnotes every sentence for dfw this gets me every fucking time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 11:52:42 2020 No.16011032 >>16003438 the best of /lit

Anonymous Fri Jul 31 15:20:23 2020 No.16012484

Lisez Marx, Engels, Hegel, Debord et Bordigua. Ils agrègent une radicalité du redéploiement cosmique naturaliste. Leur dialectique universelle de la jouissance sacrale offre une schématique ontologique de distanciation insurrectionnelle régénérant la discussion du vrai-jouir dévoilé. Toutes les facticités du monothéisme réificateur fallacieux hédoniste aliène la conscience humaine dans le narcissisme pathogène de la rente nomadiste. Nous sommes choses bestialisées dans la grande cinématographie industrielle du faux médiatique. Nous sommes tous des âmes perdues dans la démocratie pornographique du pulsionnel imagé. La bureaucratie policière du factice frauduleux divise nos esprits dans une périodicité servile de néant névrotique. Le cosmopolitisme de la marchandise produit une déliquescence dictatoriale du jacassé boulimique de toutes les psychiatries déambulatoires. La logique formelle du capitalisme régente nos quotidiennetés banalisées dans le piège médiatique du supermarché nombriliste. La théâtralité spectaculaire de la marchandise abreuve nos consciences égarées dans la nébuleuse étatique de la fétichisation mortifere.
Divorcons d'avec le totalitarisme de la marchandise ! Ressuscitons la dialectique hegelienne de la totalité cosmique générique universelle sacrale face aux impostures constitutionnelles de la cathédrale idéologique de l'imposture chosificatoire du marché.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 15:26:10 2020 No.16012528 >>16003586 Continue

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 15:29:46 2020 No.16012552 >>16003237 I'm pretty sure he wrote The Fall of Gondolin before anything, including making quenya.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 15:37:10 2020 No.16012600 File: 352 KB, 549x3396, 1260394033119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16003808 Took me some time, but I've found another one on my HDD.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 15:47:58 2020 No.16012679 >>16003237 Where’s this from? Do you have an archive?

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 15:52:33 2020 No.16012720 >>16012634 I never understood this meme.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 15:56:51 2020 No.16012750 File: 27 KB, 1873x275, throw a brick through Ulysses window.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16012720 Try with this one.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 16:02:25 2020 No.16012798 >>16012750 I ordered Guinness once, couldn't even finish the pint.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 16:31:00 2020 No.16012994 >>16012727 The Wilson translation is in iambic pentameter though, the simpler language is for metric purposes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 16:58:29 2020 No.16013200 >>16003503 cringe

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 17:00:55 2020 No.16013219 >>16012841 Beautiful

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 17:12:26 2020 No.16013314 >>16007555 Cavemen didn't exist you anime retard. Men were always civilized starting from Adam

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 17:13:38 2020 No.16013323 >>16005558 A similar event took place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 17:13:51 2020 No.16013325 File: 349 KB, 1887x749, inside the mind of a redditor.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Jul 31 17:14:40 2020 No.16013332

>>16013310
A liberal homosexual feminist Protestant was teaching a class on George R.R. Martin, known hack

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Gurm and accept that Planetos is the greatest fantasy setting of all time even greater than Arda!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, British WW1 veteran who had served 1500 tours of duty on the Somme and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all decisions made by Butcher Haig stood up.

”What are the linguistic differences among the peoples of Westeros?”

The arrogant proddie smirked quite schismatically and smugly replied “There is the Old Tongue and the Common Tongue, you stupid warmonger”

”Wrong. There should be hundreds of dialects. If the Wall is 8000 years old as you say, how can the Wildlings and Northmen understand one another?”

The HBO shill was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of A World of Ice and Fire. He stormed out of the room crying those redditor crocodile tears. The same tears redditors (who today live in such luxury most can afford sex changes) cried when Missandei was beheaded. There is no doubt that at this point our sola scriptura-faggot wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a garbage pulp fiction fan. He wished so much he could die a glorious death in battle, but he had sworn to always be a draft dodger!

The students applauded and became Tolkien fans that day and accepted the Pope as their Lord and Master. A giant eagle named “Thorondor” flew into the room and perched atop the flag of Gondor and shed a tear on the White Tree. Beowulf was read in the original Old English several times, and Eru Ilúvatar himself showed up and enacted Aragorn's flat rate tax policy across the universe.

The Lutheran was fired the next day and sunset found him squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up he was shitting brown water.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 17:25:24 2020 No.16013416 >>16012694 Diogenes wouldn't bother himself with such an argument. He'd masturbate and then throw poo at the both of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 17:58:22 2020 No.16013608 >>16013200 Reddit tourist faggot

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 18:32:39 2020 No.16013852 >>16012827 Was Hemingway really that morose? I always pictured him as having atypical depression, which is full of laughter

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 18:35:11 2020 No.16013873 >>16013287 this one never fails to make me laugh and inspire me, too bad the last level isn't really on par with the rest

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 18:41:32 2020 No.16013912 >>16003826 amazing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 18:53:58 2020 No.16014001 >>16003237 >calibur

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 18:55:57 2020 No.16014019 >>16013704 he's pushing that chair to within an inch of its life lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 20:26:09 2020 No.16014594 >>16013416 Diogenes is pretty based, shame he's been appropriated by the redditors, his (literal) shitposting would be much closer to this site's philosophy

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 00:03:38 2020 No.16015846 >>16003488 i wonder if its the same anon who write >>>/lit/thread/S15558476#p15563827

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 00:06:42 2020 No.16015862 >>16003488 >i wonder if its the same anon who wrote: >>>/lit/thread/S15558476#p15563827

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 00:10:21 2020 No.16015878 >>16003488 i wonder if its the same anon who wrote: >>>/lit/thread/S15558476#p15563827

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 00:12:56 2020 No.16015894 >>16005558 Wish I could remember which theorist i was reading who shared a name with some mass murderer or dictator or something, but the footnote just said "Bares no relation." and it made me laugh so fucking hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 00:50:56 2020 No.16016124 >>16003456 i want to vomit

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 01:31:21 2020 No.16016346 >>16008066 Which board has the best ones?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 01:33:20 2020 No.16016360 >>16008066 lost

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 01:52:07 2020 No.16016435 Can someone post the screencap of (possibly) Pynchon giving an interpretation of The Crying of Lot 49?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 02:50:58 2020 No.16016771 >>16003438 Can I please get a source for the "tryst with a nymph in a moon-lit glade"? I tried searching on Google to no avail, and I really want to read the work it came from. Thanks in advance

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 07:21:50 2020 No.16017978 >>16003309 Chad

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 07:27:44 2020 No.16017990 >>16003633 No fucking way

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 07:32:48 2020 No.16018000 >>16003311 Autist

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 07:35:09 2020 No.16018006 >>16008295 Holy fucking kek>>16008295

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 07:41:22 2020 No.16018033 File: 6 KB, 200x210, CCA72483-C563-41A5-B365-93EACA328EE2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16012895 HAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 07:56:44 2020 No.16018095 >>16003920 The last line saves it

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 08:02:49 2020 No.16018123 >>16013287 >Deathspell Omega lyrics were written by Francis Bacon it all makes sense now

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 11:18:33 2020 No.16019168 >>16003798 Why would someone even write this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 11:47:04 2020 No.16019367 >>16003311 kekd

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 11:57:23 2020 No.16019448 File: 2.48 MB, 2000x1283, 1580096375224.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 12:04:33 2020 No.16019495 >>16012836 ueheueeuhehueuhe

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 12:07:08 2020 No.16019508 I really NEED someone to post the Oxford "english rose" copypasta

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 12:07:36 2020 No.16019511 >>16012867 great pic lmao

Anonymous Sat Aug 1 12:07:54 2020 No.16019515

>>16013332
>The Lutheran was fired the next day and sunset found him squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up he was shitting brown water.
Okay this turned it from meh, into excellent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 12:10:46 2020 No.16019536 File: 103 KB, 661x716, lit.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 12:18:24 2020 No.16019593 >>16012484 you're gonna make me fall in love with /lit/ again

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 12:24:57 2020 No.16019641 File: 74 KB, 1323x531, 1594394719793.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16019536 I'M HERE FROM /POL! kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 12:28:05 2020 No.16019660 >>16019448 You forgot the citations

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 12:57:06 2020 No.16019833 >>16012827 God, I hope this story is true

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 13:00:55 2020 No.16019852 >>16019536 This should be updated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 13:10:18 2020 No.16019918 >>16003586 pic not related.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 15:04:46 2020 No.16020781 >>16019641 I hope this picture was posted ironially

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 15:25:14 2020 No.16020943 File: 20 KB, 308x475, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This shitfeat

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 15:28:38 2020 No.16020972 File: 32 KB, 300x235, thumb_wojak-mask-mungfali-53591301.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16003456

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 15:46:59 2020 No.16021124 >>16003456 i want to fucking kill myself

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 15:48:01 2020 No.16021131 >>16013287 hey cd

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 15:52:41 2020 No.16021172 >>16016435 That wasn't pynchon, but what not-pynchon wrote is already in the novel. The interpretation is word for word in the novel. Just shows no one really paid attention.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 15:57:45 2020 No.16021220 File: 90 KB, 957x621, 1590277569890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16003456 to think some faggot is making money off of this abomination

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 16:11:30 2020 No.16021373 >>16003473 Is her book any good?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 16:18:58 2020 No.16021423 >>16003237 Lotr is not literature, its pop culture.

Anonymous Sat Aug 1 16:27:23 2020 No.16021500

>>16014594
disagree. diogenes has always been reddit tier. he is only brought up because of his entertaining stories that can captivate those with only a 5 minute attention span and don't have the will to actually enquire more into a topic. he wasnt even an important philosopher, the real founders of cynicism were before him. he is only notable for being a cynic during the time of plato and Alexander.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 16:37:34 2020 No.16021589 >>16012727 >>16013287 Lame as iceberg. The point is to put real conspiracies, fake conspiracies and dubioulsy real ot fake conspiracies. All that shit sounds made up. Make a better one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 16:57:04 2020 No.16021771 File: 595 KB, 480x2684, lit's happiest moment.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16012727 Minimalism is good, actually. Old is, in fact, bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 17:18:45 2020 No.16021923 File: 47 KB, 1200x1200, 8E91E870-033C-4069-8208-8E7E0E2397A1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16021771 That was a rollercoaster of emotions

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 18:04:35 2020 No.16022215 >>16003473 beautiful

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 18:37:28 2020 No.16022433 >>16012766 always liked this one

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 18:51:35 2020 No.16022526 >>16003456 >that tranny attempt at nail polish on an obviously male finger

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 19:47:01 2020 No.16022885 File: 1.03 MB, 729x864, 1565901227098.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 20:42:20 2020 No.16023138 File: 306 KB, 1448x2048, RETURNOFTHEGODS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 20:51:30 2020 No.16023207 File: 964 KB, 3000x2250, humor tiers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 21:12:21 2020 No.16023325 File: 85 KB, 825x565, georgie visits lit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16012836 you can save the one in English you know

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 21:30:17 2020 No.16023419 Someone post the booktuber thot thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 21:36:40 2020 No.16023453 >>16008458 I read it too. It was inexplicably for sale at a local bookstore. It read like the author had no balls and tried desperately to not come across as a failed normalfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 21:42:00 2020 No.16023490 >>16013287 I lost at quantum adderall

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 21:59:32 2020 No.16023597 >>16003503 Will this ever be published?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 22:22:59 2020 No.16023730 >>16013319 This is actually kind of sad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 22:27:14 2020 No.16023753 >>16005558 I still love that pro-Stalin poster that had the citation: >Source: "Stupid Stalin haters won't believe any sources"

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 22:38:17 2020 No.16023809 File: 431 KB, 2020x1300, A Complex Essay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 22:40:15 2020 No.16023824 File: 1.16 MB, 2009x1218, Lord of the Guys.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 22:41:20 2020 No.16023832 File: 202 KB, 679x960, Kek of the Hill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16021771 Great twist, caught me off guard

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 22:43:30 2020 No.16023847 File: 645 KB, 1029x1481, party locke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 22:53:24 2020 No.16023906 >>16006760 ive done it myself and have gotten better mathematically

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 23:59:45 2020 No.16024218 >>16003311 checked, lmao

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 00:08:41 2020 No.16024264 File: 467 KB, 1668x1494, F4593132-ADAA-422E-87C5-0FA3FD84528B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16003311 You spend too much time on your Facebook

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 00:19:52 2020 No.16024332 >>16003309 Was funny until "God's dead"

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 00:21:10 2020 No.16024343 >>16024264 Did you... just quote yourself in a humour thread?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 00:25:32 2020 No.16024369 File: 535 KB, 340x183, gifgit.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16020943

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 00:28:14 2020 No.16024384 File: 149 KB, 477x438, 0202EE79-E3AD-4D10-8801-E411AC5562CD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16024343 —> >>16024369

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 00:33:40 2020 No.16024410 File: 39 KB, 492x388, 1592229325292.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16024264 I mean it was kinda funny. Quoting yourself is kind of granma ish

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 00:54:44 2020 No.16024511 >>16013319 Haha I lost that's hilarious

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 01:02:26 2020 No.16024547 >>16023753 This but unironically

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 01:12:42 2020 No.16024578 >>16024410 Belcea is outright shilling his book and not even being funny about it. I happen to find Apu’s reaction hilarious. My contribution was just the set up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 01:56:34 2020 No.16024815 >>16024264 Please leave my thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 02:36:03 2020 No.16025025 >>16023824 I remember seeing this on facebook when I had to read Lord of the Flies in school back in 2006. I'm amazed that it still lives on.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 03:09:14 2020 No.16025188 File: 370 KB, 314x500, Sweet Valley High #12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16024815

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 03:12:47 2020 No.16025200 File: 2.94 MB, 266x138, 1408129607165.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 03:15:57 2020 No.16025214 File: 503 KB, 500x667, 1445655388414.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 03:19:45 2020 No.16025227 File: 211 KB, 500x480, Derrida Farms.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 03:22:07 2020 No.16025239 File: 106 KB, 450x1024, Hug tier.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 03:33:20 2020 No.16025285 File: 107 KB, 416x642, Keep reporting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 03:34:23 2020 No.16025291 File: 80 KB, 794x960, Leap of faith.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 03:36:19 2020 No.16025297 >>16003473 So good

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 03:38:08 2020 No.16025304 >>16003503 Too Cringe

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 03:39:24 2020 No.16025307 File: 301 KB, 600x936, My Diary Desu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 04:20:59 2020 No.16025445 I’m /lit/erally taking a dump while I write this Haha /lit/ humor is great

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>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 08:31:56 2020 No.16026441 >>16003837 this is the best rendition I've ever seen of a kaiwai ikcent

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 08:47:13 2020 No.16026508 >>16025285 based

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 08:48:33 2020 No.16026515 >>16025200 what's this from?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 11:10:02 2020 No.16027227 >>16012766 People still unironically talk like this on /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 11:10:55 2020 No.16027232 >>16013852 >atypical depression, which is full of laughter Isn't that just bi-polar disorder?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 11:37:36 2020 No.16027377 >>16023207 Puns belong on all tiers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 11:38:43 2020 No.16027389 >>16023847 Whoever wrote this, ironically or not, has no sense of meter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 11:39:21 2020 No.16027394 >>16026515 Looks like Tyson's Cosmos.

Anonymous Sun Aug 2 11:41:41 2020 No.16027411

>>16025211
From what I understand, it started with Faulkner reviewing Hemingway, saying something like, "he doesn't have you running to the dictionary", which meant as a virtue, talking of his clear, concise language. Hemingway misunderstood and said, "Ooh look at me, I'm Faulkner, I have to use big fancy words." I may be wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 11:45:40 2020 No.16027438 >>16026385 top zozzle. Those were the days

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 11:46:05 2020 No.16027441 >>16003456 >>16016124 >>16020972 >>16021124 >>16021220 >judging books you haven't read cringe

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>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 12:05:09 2020 No.16027565 >>16003765 what board is that

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 12:07:35 2020 No.16027580 >>16016346 Probably /fit/. /lit/'s aren't that bad though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 12:09:12 2020 No.16027596 File: 1.91 MB, 480x270, 1543563742847.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 12:09:49 2020 No.16027598 >>16027411 Nah, he did mean it as an insult. Why would Faulkner praise clear, concise language when his prose is anything but?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 12:16:32 2020 No.16027666 File: 80 KB, 752x767, 1565484006263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16027598 Right, how could a Mexican chef possibly be able to enjoy Italian food? Fucking retard.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 12:17:44 2020 No.16027674 >>16027666 If he valued concise prose so much then why didn't he write as such you mong? Also >food analogy

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 12:22:01 2020 No.16027700 >>16027444 >>16027448 >>16027456 >>16027459 You should stop reading books and start playing videogames.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 12:26:17 2020 No.16027718 >>16027641 This is good.

Anonymous Sun Aug 2 12:29:29 2020 No.16027743
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>>16027674
You're not making any sense at all. Either you're trolling or just plain stupid.
If one author prefers to write in a specific style (that is, the style which is appropriate to his material) and, according to you, could only to read other authors who write in a similar style, he is not well-read and denies the versatility of fiction.

That's like saying you, for example, like to draw pictures. You like to use graphite because you don't care to get charcoal everywhere. You go to a gallery and you see a charcoal drawing by a different artist. Someone standing beside you asks what you think, and you reply, "I hate it. It isn't graphite."

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 12:29:59 2020 No.16027746 File: 67 KB, 567x610, EQWLfSlWAAY2v0l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 12:30:40 2020 No.16027751 >>16027669 Black lives don't matter

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 12:30:53 2020 No.16027752 File: 29 KB, 508x507, FB_IMG_1549012399105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16027700 I suppose you don't understand that those are just jokes.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 12:33:42 2020 No.16027774 >>16025214 That's JACOBI NOT KANT FUCKING JEZEBEL POSTER

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>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 12:36:02 2020 No.16027790 >>16027774 men cannot be jezebels

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>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 12:36:38 2020 No.16027796 >>16027752 I suppose you don't understand that you embarrassed yourself.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 12:52:57 2020 No.16027883 >>16003473 You could probably do one of those for Proust and it'd actually be in line with what people thought when his first book was published. Before he went and isolated himself, he'd been considered a snobbish social climber.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 12:58:59 2020 No.16027916 >>16022885 cringe

Anonymous Sun Aug 2 13:01:37 2020 No.16027939

>>16003237
>Some samples of the language of the Dwarves, called Khuzdul, are also found in The Lord of the Rings. The situation here is a little different from the "Mannish" languages: As Khuzdul was kept secret by the Dwarves and never used in the presence of outsiders (not even Dwarvish given names), it was not "translated" by any real-life historical language, and such limited examples as there are in the text are given in the "original". Khuzdul was designed to have a "Semitic" affinity, with a system of triconsonantal roots and other parallels especially to Hebrew, just as some aspects of the Dwarves and the Jews are intentional.[16]

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>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 13:29:22 2020 No.16028105 >>16028077 penguins need to be cold, I guess

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>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 13:58:28 2020 No.16028332 File: 35 KB, 497x478, A2D2D594-28A9-4E6A-ADAA-93740A863F6A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16027774 Who’s Jacobi? Lit has been posting that picture as Kant forever so it made it into this meme. Is Jacobi a philosopher?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 14:06:20 2020 No.16028394 >>16027770 Would this have 10x the recommended amount of caffeine or no caffeine at all

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 15:24:13 2020 No.16028997 >>16012868 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 15:28:42 2020 No.16029035 >>16024264 Fake butters posting fake butters... I honestly miss the real butters

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 15:30:29 2020 No.16029052 File: 47 KB, 934x295, 58A091EE-5592-4DB1-88BC-D2751E63FD3D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16029035 Both are the real me

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Anonymous Sun Aug 2 15:51:47 2020 No.16029232

>>16027411
It was certainly not intended as a compliment; more to say, "Simple vocabulary for easy reading." The quote is: "He has never been known to send a reader to the dictionary."
Hemingway rightfully received it as an underhanded insult.

>>16027666
You're incorrect in your initial post and now you've posted a bad, oversimplified analogy. Just let it go.
(If you want a food analogy, here it is: Faulkner is a respected chef who's known for his elaborate and decorated dishes. Hemingway is also a respected chef, but known for minimalism and simplicity. Faulkner says, "He's never been known to surprise his diners." Hemingway replies, "Poor Faulkner. Does he really believe that a flavour and nutrients only come from pretty dishes?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 15:54:53 2020 No.16029254 >>16023809 >>16023824 these are so mysterious to me. Who write this? How did it end up on the internet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 15:55:15 2020 No.16029255 >>16027776 Haha, Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 16:14:23 2020 No.16029432 >>16029232 All fine and good, so say I was initially wrong, but the food analogy was for the anon who thought, "An author (any author) cannot laud a style different than his own." There's no reasoning behind this, it's completely illogical.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 16:22:54 2020 No.16029505 >>16029254 Well Adam Miller wrote the Lord of the Flies one

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 16:25:13 2020 No.16029527 >>16029035 I don't care if this worm is real or fake, I just want it to piss off with its unfunny posts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 17:22:28 2020 No.16030068 >>16025239 who are the ones near Schopenhauer?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 18:25:02 2020 No.16030578 File: 839 KB, 948x960, signal-2019-08-18-131839.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16027804

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 18:31:35 2020 No.16030623 >>16025304 >>16013200 chapos leave nigger

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 19:48:22 2020 No.16031143 >>16030068 First is Diogenes. Donno the other two

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 20:13:07 2020 No.16031311 >>16024332 It was a different time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 20:14:09 2020 No.16031323 >>16024343 had a good laugh with the clown

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 20:35:40 2020 No.16031449 File: 164 KB, 520x520, Socrates Vs. Nietzsche.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 20:39:54 2020 No.16031474 File: 278 KB, 684x1416, Stoicism.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 20:41:04 2020 No.16031481 File: 190 KB, 960x895, Swerve.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 20:42:09 2020 No.16031486 File: 81 KB, 500x846, The Robot That Smoked Weed All Day.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 20:44:28 2020 No.16031495 File: 186 KB, 735x589, 1596415468407.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 20:45:41 2020 No.16031501 File: 209 KB, 735x589, 1596415541840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 21:12:58 2020 No.16031656 >>16023809 I havent seen this in 10 years and Ive been thinking about it recently. Thanks anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 21:14:04 2020 No.16031662 >>16003503 a classic

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 21:18:18 2020 No.16031685 >>16027565 Probably int

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 21:27:54 2020 No.16031751 >>16029087 What's this from?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 21:28:45 2020 No.16031756 Thread was good overall but the leddit/facebook memes really stick out like sore thumbs.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sun Aug 2 21:46:09 2020 No.16031871 >>16031756 t. leddit/facebook Expert

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 21:47:21 2020 No.16031879 >>16031756 dumb reddit faggot who didn't contribute to the thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 21:50:56 2020 No.16031915 >>16031871 t. leddit/facebook

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 21:55:25 2020 No.16031957 >>16027673 >he didn't read the book

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 21:57:59 2020 No.16031980 >>16012994 And that’s retarded; if you want to experience the meter get the OG text; she’s completely done away with relevant points just because they don’t conform to her languages rhyming rules, it’s pretty revolting arrogance desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 22:01:48 2020 No.16032005 >>16012994 also she crams “for our modern times” in just to be cute and cheeky. what a pathetic industry plant she is, turning history into quick bucks for mindless throngs of consooming neolibs

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 22:03:41 2020 No.16032015 >>16027669 >people with iPhones and $1 heeseburgers within walking distance wherever they are actually think they suffer like feudal peasants HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA that’s actually pretty funny desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 22:03:45 2020 No.16032016 >>16013314 went way over your head, huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 22:05:17 2020 No.16032030 File: 57 KB, 910x752, 19998BFF-D666-4E4E-BFCF-E03F11175D68.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16031980 those semi colons don't make you smart retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 22:05:53 2020 No.16032033 >>16027596 >tfw your kid asks for gender reassignment surgery

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 22:09:01 2020 No.16032060 >>16032030 no but they made retards seethe ;)

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 22:15:20 2020 No.16032104 File: 76 KB, 900x900, 23D28C1D-2532-4A2C-93D2-C060BC7EDA74.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16032042 >>16032060 nice man ill even give you two (you)'s for your effort, but next time you get btfo'd please just leave the thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 22:16:19 2020 No.16032112 File: 134 KB, 492x631, Dragons donut steel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 22:26:51 2020 No.16032189 >>16032104 your evasion isn’t working m8; Wilson’s writing is still observably shit, and you’ve got nothing to say about it;; have a couple more semi-colons;;;

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 22:36:32 2020 No.16032266 >>16032189 hate to brake it ti you mate but I'm not the other anon I have no clue who Wilson is I just thought you use of semi colons was obnoxious

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 22:43:56 2020 No.16032332 >>16032266 >no I don’t know what you’re talking about, I don’t care what you posted I just wanted to correct your typos I totally believe you ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 22:47:59 2020 No.16032377 Why is there so much reddit-tier cringe itt

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 22:49:47 2020 No.16032396 >>16032377 because /lit/ is not funny

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 22:52:10 2020 No.16032422 >>16032377 Not too many of the usual ylyl lit edition material is itt

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 22:54:14 2020 No.16032445 I thought I had just gotten a text notification. Turns out it was a storage capacity warning... haha I'm lonely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 22:55:07 2020 No.16032448 >>16032112 These are such a joy to read. God bless that anon's brother, may he one day get published.

Anonymous Sun Aug 2 22:57:37 2020 No.16032467

>>16032377
People who pride themselves on their intellect and ability to understand obscure texts typically take themselves too seriously. As a result they aren't funny. The things that they find funny have to affirm their intelligence in some way, which usually leads to reddit teir psued wank being posted because big words + esoteric references = funny to them

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 23:08:32 2020 No.16032571 File: 26 KB, 396x360, 1404615869366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16032377 it's always this way, those (checked) dubs confirm it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 23:27:10 2020 No.16032688 >>16031474 stoic and epicurian philosophies are closer then you think

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 23:29:10 2020 No.16032695 ha

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 01:27:11 2020 No.16033400 >>16003237 I had fogotten about this, it's a fun post if a bit clunky >>16012679 That's probably /co/ given the comparison that made anon rage

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 01:28:46 2020 No.16033415 >>16031756 This My theory is it's a broad doing it >>16031871 Hole

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 01:34:58 2020 No.16033444 >>16032377 >reddit-tier cringe Butterfly appeared.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Mon Aug 3 01:36:20 2020 No.16033447 >>16033415 0

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 02:35:56 2020 No.16033717 >>16003237 The only funny thing about /lit/ is that rather than leading literature of any kind most users have pissing matches over politics and post shitty memes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 03:34:39 2020 No.16033969 >>16031486 >>16031495 >>16031501 You don’t have a very good sense of humor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 03:36:22 2020 No.16033977 >>16003309 And then everyone clapped

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 05:12:00 2020 No.16034388 >>16024384 Hey don't use my kitty you bitch.

Anonymous Mon Aug 3 07:00:56 2020 No.16034907

>>16019536
Right guys, I did just finish the stranger and I really didn't like it. All I got from it was 'emotionally detached autist murders Arabic man because reasons and is rightfully found guilty of said murder'.

I thought it was dull and incredibly poorly written and there was no interesting subtext whatsoever. What am I missing? Am I retarded? Was it a shit translation? AM I RETARDED?

Help please

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 08:21:06 2020 No.16035268 >>16027669 Yes, revolt against the system or stop your faux-complaints

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 09:45:08 2020 No.16035684 File: 430 KB, 600x499, 9ea.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16027746

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 09:46:05 2020 No.16035690 File: 359 KB, 540x540, 7qttfnm.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16028394

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 09:52:04 2020 No.16035725 >>16028105 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 10:41:24 2020 No.16036054 File: 33 KB, 421x169, litposter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 10:52:51 2020 No.16036120 >>16003633 Is this an actuality?

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