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/lit/ humor thread
3 day ban for the N word edition

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>> No.15974463

Lovecraft and Schopenhauer were the most based authors, we agree on this, right?

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>> No.15974501

>>15974475
reddit

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>>15974512
oops wrong image

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>>15974441

>> No.15974566

>buy a book
>go home
>Photograph all the pages with your smartphone
>return to store the next day
>return book, say it was a gift for your wife or roommate or whatever, but it turns out it was the wrong book
>get money back
>???
>PROFIT

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>> No.15974641

>>15974444
checked

>> No.15974653

>>15974475
kek imagine this guy seething because someone replied to him with soijak and drawing this shit

>> No.15974654

>>15974538
what other work is T. J. Kaczynski known for?

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>> No.15974674

>>15974654
He flew a plane into the twin towers. Haven't you heard?

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>>15974441
FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK NIGGER JANNIES.

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>> No.15974752

>>15974596
This is the worst

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>> No.15974787

>>15974527
No it wasn't.

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>> No.15974794

>>15974605
this is a joke right? right?

>> No.15974798

>>15974654
He made really cool origami. What's your address? I could mail you some

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>> No.15974810

>>15974696
Not /lit/ related but at least made me chuckle

>> No.15974820

>>15974794
Yes but hilariously enough it actually is a good sample of American culture.

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>> No.15974947

>>15974802
kek these people are pathetic

>> No.15974960

>>15974444
Why didn't he just wear a monocle

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>> No.15975180

>>15974947
its bait
you can look at /user/sivan_kurzberg and see hes a trumpet

>> No.15975215

>>15974960
He was used to glasses all his life. Monocles are annoying.

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>>15974441
>The Jewish Nigger Lassalle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnynDPvQB-k

>> No.15975253

>>15975242
Ironic given that Marx was a jewish n word himself.

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>>15974639
Fucking lost

>> No.15975330

>>15974696
if i understand reddit right he technically scammed them out of money, albeit unusable, so the bugmen have a reason to be upset, which is pretty funny

>> No.15975364

>>15974596
It's a F*ck Sh*t stack

>> No.15976305

>>15974596
Almost good enough of a reason to start burning books again, tbqh.

>> No.15976311

>>15974457
is there even anyone who can name all

>> No.15976326

>>15974596
Where's Twelve Rules for Life?

>> No.15976435

>>15974605
Beautiful. Who made this?

>> No.15976471

>>15974662
Jesus, that's beyond cringe. If you're not paying for your heat and food, someone else fucking is, and you're a child.

>> No.15976503

>>15975364
Based reggie

>> No.15976674

>>15974639
Kek

>> No.15976728

>>15974820
rent free

>> No.15976735

>>15974998
Triggered

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>>15974826
>If only you knew how bad things really are

>> No.15976800

>>15974755
noice.

>> No.15976823

>>15974794
... i think this speaks more about you thwn the pick. seeing as how most of the material there is within the past 10 years and most of them are memes.

>> No.15976852

>>15974696
Everyone being "happy" for some random dude from the internet is just as full of shit and just as attention starved. That's why plebbit is pathetic.

>> No.15976868

>>15974783
lost

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>>15974802
u srs

>> No.15979022

>>15974475
Posting shit like this is a clear indication you are in fact a soifaggot and upset you commonly get mocked with this image which should tell you something.

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>> No.15979161

no, seriously a lot of the /pol/fags that plague this board are like 5'8 120 pound basement boys or 5'8 300 pound basement boys trying to partake in intellectual discussion, however, they never actually have anything of substance to say. what they do have to offer is loads of self pity, victim complexes, and bigotry.

>> No.15979177

>>15979161
hence why you see
>what does that woman crave
>books for this self pity feel
>look at this female book reviewer

honestly, i hope you /pol/fags die soon

>> No.15979189

>>15979161
>>15979177
shut it tranny

>> No.15979207

>>15979189
been on this board for years and i can't wait until school is back in session so dweebs like you can stop ruining this board with twitter and self help threads.

>> No.15979235

>>15979207
no one here is saying twitter zoomers are good but you should stop doing that stupid reddit shit where you don't like racism/misogyny therefore racists/misogynists must be secretly inadequate homos who want to worship the BBC and can't get laid etc etc etc

>> No.15979245

>>15979235
it's really funny how it's entirely you who came to the conclusion
> therefore racists/misogynists must be secretly inadequate homos who want to worship the BBC and can't get laid etc etc etc

projecting a bit much, eh?

>> No.15979255

>>15979245
no, i repeat, don't write any more fanfics about how people you disagree with are fat and smelly and unpopular in the neverending cosmic high school you think reality is

>> No.15979284

>>15979255
Going off what I said about retards not having anything of substance to say this whole exchange is exactly what I mean. Honestly, I couldn't care less if anons are racists or misogynists, but they could at least have meat on their bones.

Basically, lurk more.

>> No.15979349

>>15976311
>Epicurus
>Heraclitus
>Democritus
>idk some jew
>Socrates
>Plato
>Aristotle
>Diogenes
>Jesus
>Marcus Aurelius
>Thomas Aquinas
>Dante Alighieri
>idk Francis Bacon?
>Martin Luther
>Shakespeare
>Molière?
>Hobbes
>Spinoza
>Leibniz
>Newton
>Hume
>idk
>Kant
>Hegel
>idk
>Schopenhauer
>idk
>Kierkegaard
>Marx
>Stirner
>Thoreau
>idk
>idk
>idk
>Bertrand Russell (lmao)
>Wittgenstein
>Freud
>Jung
>Joyce
>idk
>Heidegger
>Sartre
>Camus
>idk
>idk Kafka?
>idk
>idk
>Vonnegut
>PKD
>McKenna
>Ted K.
>Foucault
>Harold Bloom
>DFW
>uhh Moldbug?
>Nick Land
>*sniff*
>Varg
>Peterson
Take a guess on how many of them I read.

>> No.15979356

>>15979284
if you claim to not be a whiny pussy, or if you're embarrassed at being outed as one, either way i don't care, just as long as you do not come across as a whiny pussy in the future. thanks.

>> No.15979361

>>15979022
Replying like that means you are a pitiful person that needs to use ad hominem to literally beat redditors in arguments. Pathetic.

>> No.15979386

>>15979356
>you're wrong, im right. lalalalala

>> No.15979422 [DELETED] 

>>15979356
i'm 100% a triggered liberal snow flake, anon. does that satisfy your smooth brain?

>> No.15979452

>>15979386
you're my girlfriend now, congratulations

>> No.15979457

>>15979356
Imagine seething that hard and proving their point.

>> No.15979740

>>15974662
>But I can do anything...
This is only true if you have someone financing you, you can only be a Neet if you have someone who's willing to take care of you otherwise you need to work to live.

>> No.15979741

>>15974583
That better be one of those gas vans

>> No.15979765

>>15974826
Say what you want but the man loves pizza

>> No.15979769 [DELETED] 

>>15974457
LMAO look at that little nigga Sarte

>> No.15979781

>>15974998
Fucking kek
>>15974862
Based dualist
>>15974755
Holy shit lmao

>> No.15979806

>>15974441
called the thing a what now?

>> No.15979898

>>15974596
common literacy was a huge mistake

>> No.15980042

fuck niggers

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>>15974441
I haven't been on /lit/ regularly in years. Is saying nigger bannable now? Let's see.

>> No.15980545

>>15974457
Why Newton but not Locke?

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>>15974662

>> No.15980595

>>15974755
make one where he climbs back up with further books and reaches the ascended realm of novalis

>> No.15980629

>>15974605
L Ron Hubbard. What a perfect book to cap it all out.