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>His mom didn't read to him

>> No.15964852
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>my mom didn't knew how to read

>> No.15964857

I'm thinking about reading Infinite Jest to my children if I ever have any

>> No.15965247

What are some good books to read to my future kids?

>> No.15965251

>>15964825
No she didn't
Infact she made me read so i can get better at it
Then after 15 years later i started to read again and post here

>> No.15965553

>>15965247
Interested in this

>> No.15965655
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Thank you mum for always reading to me even when you were tired and upset

>> No.15965778

>>15965247
>>15965553
Aesop fables or Andersen
The Bible

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>>15965247
It'll get them primed to fuck niggers by high school

>> No.15965809

>>15965251

I bet 50 bucks you have dyslexia.

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>>15964825
>tfw mom died before i was born

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>>15965826
at least she didn't run away before you were born

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>his DAD didn't read to him

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>>15964825

>He didn't read to his mum

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>>15964825
It was so comfy why would you remind me

>> No.15965894

>>15964825
>he couldn't read himself by the age of 2

>>15965247
de Sade and Bataille

>> No.15965911

>>15964825
>His mom didn't suck him off while he was reading Freud at the age of 3

>> No.15965953

My mom read a lot to us till I was maybe even 8 or 9. I don't remember anything since she would mainly read stuff like Cornelia Funke except for when in the Inkheart series in maybe book 4 a very kind but not protagonist character actually died and she cried while reading it.

>> No.15965987

>>15965894
>de Sade and Bataille

The only correct answer

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>tfw divorced parents and no siblings
>one abusive parent
>one neglectful parent
i never had a chance at happiness did I

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>>15964825
>His mom doesn't read to him even now
>He goes to bed without mommy's soothing voice

>> No.15966213

>>15964857
This is exactly why you won't have kids

>> No.15966851

>>15964825
>his mother didn´t beat the shit out of him until his body was covered with bruises and was subsequently knocked out

>> No.15966855

yes

>> No.15966872

>>15966068
>and no siblings

you´re just one big lucky bastard, having siblings is the worst

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cast it.

>> No.15966893

>>15964825
She didn't.

My dad read to me, though.

>> No.15967008

>>15965247
walter moers zamonia books

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>tfw mom still reads to me

>> No.15967166

I thought a lot about reading aloud streams. Would anyone watch that if I put on a comfy voice and aesthetic sound design? I feel like there is and untapped market but I'm not sure.

>> No.15967177

>>15965247
Industrial Society and its Future

>> No.15967227

>>15965247
Where the Wild Fern Grows
Grant Marsh, Steamboat Captain
Adventures of Tom Sawyer
Lots of rhyming poetry, like Blake, Frost, and Byron
Fanged Noumena

>> No.15967235

>>15965655
Blessed post. Thank you mom.

>> No.15967244

>>15965247
My mom read me berenstain bears when I was real little, I forget what kinds of chapter books she moved on to other than Fantastic Mr. Fox.

>> No.15967264

My dad read me Scary Stories, Goosebumps, and Dune. My mom isn't exactly what one would call well-read. If anything, I've read more to her.

>> No.15967496

>>15967166
Could work. I sometimes use audio books or talk radio as sleeping aid. I put it on very low volume. Very comfy.

>> No.15967755

>>15967069
Honestly my mum read our favourite childhood novel to me at 17, it was a way to spend time and enjoy a great book together

>> No.15967987

>>15967227
good suggestions

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>>15964825
Not everyone had a good mother figure, Anon. Be nice.

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>>15965247