/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.15962571]

What are some books you haven't finished yet?

[Anonymous No.15962578]

>>15962571
Most of them.

[Anonymous No.15962584]

>I finish everything my master tells me to read

[Anonymous No.15962590]

>>15962571
My Dairy

[Anonymous No.15962916]

what do you think her butthole smells like bros

[Anonymous No.15962922]

>>15962571
Atlas Shrugged

[Anonymous No.15962926]

Stop making these fucking threads you faggot

[Anonymous No.15962928]

Almost every book that has been published

[Anonymous No.15962942]

>>15962571
I'm reading Two Towers

[Anonymous No.15962943]

>>15962571
>nerdy glasses
>ugly sweater
>bookshelf filled with YA
>"Omg I'm super nerdy and love books"
It's like these people set out to fulfill an archetype

[Anonymous No.15962948]

>>15962943
>women

[Anonymous No.15962951]

>>15962943
>>15962948
Have sex.

[Anonymous No.15962956]

>>15962951
>women

[Anonymous No.15962963]

>>15962951
No thanks. Premarital sex is a sin, anon

[Anonymous No.15962980]

Green Philosophy by Roger Scruton. Started it over a year ago and must have finished at least 30 other books since then but I just can't get through it. I occasionally pick it up and read 5 or 10 pages here and there but it is so dense and repetitive that I don't want to.

[Anonymous No.15962995]

>>15962571
>The Iliad
>Paradise Lost
>Inferno
>Culture of Critique
>Intelligent Investor
>Wages of Destruction
>March of the Titans
>The Bible

I get bored so easily even with stuff that I thought I was interested in.

[Anonymous No.15963017]

>>15962951

[Anonymous No.15963042]

>>15962571
Feeling Good: The New Mood Therapy (I got the cognitive distortions down though)
Dune (I downloaded the audiobook today at least)
H.P. Lovecraft complete fiction (too trash to continue desu)
Zen Motorcycle
Conspiracy Against Human Race

[Anonymous No.15963102]

Fields of she, quanta cavitate free
Twirlzags, reelies, purled felinitity
Girly gyres, electricity
Coifed for swiftness, spectacled safety

Circuiting loops girdle fluttered beams
Circusing halos ring romping seams
Bolting extremities branch to streams
Aint no djinn, think that’s PaperBackDreams

[Anonymous No.15963227]

>>15962951
can someone post the image that calls women holes and says their only method of arguing is mentioning sex

[Anonymous No.15963230]

>>15962571
The Iliad, but I was reading a shitty translation, so I decided to get a different one and try again.

[Anonymous No.15963234]

>>15963017
kek

[Anonymous No.15963314]

>>15962571
In my most somber moments I fantasize about taking her to dinner. Her father answers the door and gives me a wink. Arm and arm we leave and he pats my ass as I step out the door. We hop on a bus and on the way there she lays her head upon my shoulder. From time to time her pointed nose pricks my neck and a warmth comes over me. Upon our dismount I slip but she catches me. She comments on the beauty of my rotundity. We hold hands as we approach Little Caesar's pizzeria. The softness of her palm calms me. She orders the 'za upon our entry but she forgets to order the cheesy bread, a fine delicacy and one of my favorites. I chastise her for this and we get into a tussle. She storms out, such tumultuous steps from such tiny feet. The sound of her marching stays with me. I can not go after her without the 'za and I begin pacing back forth with a great violence. She knows I can not go after her and still she left. The warmth has gone and still there is no 'za. I begin arguing with the clerk and depute the legitimacy of their "Hot N Ready" claim. He breaks once I mention my lawyer and I leave the pizzeria with the Hot N Ready and the cheesy bread. The beat of my heart echos the rapidity of her steps. The sweat has drenched my form. I begin to speedwalk and control my breathing with the Wim Hoff method. One foot in front of the other, I am atop Everest, I am in the Serengeti, I am in the Sahara, I am, I am, I am. I stand before her. She was still waiting at the bus stop. Our eyes meet. The warmth returns. On the way back we nourish our souls with the cheesy bread. A homeless man walked over and told me about his dying mother. He told me that two dollars and fifty cents could save her life. I told him all I had was the cheesy bread. He said that would do. We reached her home shortly after. Father at the door. I gave him the leftovers. He was appreciative. She hugged me and I skipped home.

[Anonymous No.15963324]

>>15963102
Where do women learn the arts of foot posings

[Anonymous No.15963337]

>>15963230
>reading the illiad translated
>he can't read greek
>he's posting on a forum dedicated to literature
The absolute state of this homeric hymn enthusiast board

[Anonymous No.15963338]

>>15963102
>ywn have a fresh and clean booktuber platonic gf

[Anonymous No.15963355]

>>15963338
A dated a nerdy book girl once. That's genuinely not something I'd ever wish on my worst enemy. Just get a kind christian housekeeper like a normal person

[Anonymous No.15963441]

>>15962571

I have trouble finishing Marx's Communist Manifesto.

>>15962995

Iliad is a short book, even shorter if you have the version in the poetic stanzas instead of the prose.

[Anonymous No.15963444]

>>15963355
>Just get a kind christian housekeeper like a normal person
Amen

[Anonymous No.15963470]

>>15962571
I read a book on my ereader then only pay for it if I intend to re-read it or take notes and reference it, this saves money, stops the kind of disgusting consoomerism you see in stack threads and keeps your bookshelf nice and small

[Anonymous No.15963476]

>>15963470
just realized I didn't answer the question clearly, I read every book I buy as far as DNFing on ereaders I read the first chapter then either decide to dnf or continue, if I carry on I finish it no matter how dogshit the book is, only book I've dnf'd is 1984

[Anonymous No.15963507]

>>15963102
how are they so spotless?

[Anonymous No.15963540]

>>15962571
What is her name

[Anonymous No.15963608]

>>15963227
not that, but this one is always a winner in an argument:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28gvMM8KXm4

[Anonymous No.15963669]

>>15963355
would you elaborate?

[Anonymous No.15963674]

>>15962571
>>15962584
oh god she's so cute, I want to breed her

[Anonymous No.15963675]

>>15962571
GOD I WANT TO CUM IN HER WOMB

[Anonymous No.15963739]

>>15963669
Imagine having to spend 30 minutes of your day listening to your gf read her 4 page long "witty" review she left on goodreads for a book she didn't like. Or having to entertain completely wrong interpretations of books on a daily basis because she refuses to do any research or even look at footnotes

I vividly remember a time where I got in a lot of trouble because I looked up an explanation for a confusing plot point in a movie we watched. The reason being that I didn't discuss the plot, in detail, with her before looking anything up

It was a lot of things, really. The main thing being her complete insanity. I also got close to another book girl in a class last semester, who naturally only gave me socialist books to read, and stated that she refuses to read even a single page of the bible because she just knows that she'd be triggered. I still need to get my copy of Walden back from her

[Anonymous No.15963750]

>>15963739
>noooo you can't have different opinion to me
not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.15964000]

>>15963739
I would still take that ballbusting in exchange for fucking paperbackdreams every time I feel like

[Anonymous No.15964018]

>>15964000
bae said

[Anonymous No.15964048]

>>15964018
I wonder if she ever browsed here, hopefully she never stumbles across a thread about her or she'll be scarred for life

[Anonymous No.15964070]

>>15964000

[Anonymous No.15964075]

>>15962571
I got tired of the author trying to shoehorn the word "fuck" into every sentence. My fault for trying new things, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.15964079]

>>15964070
she looked much cuter with longer hair though, but I would still take her gladly

[Anonymous No.15964119]

>>15964048
https://www.instagram.com/p/B4ab12vAaeQ/
I wonder if she knows people from here must have masturbated to this (and other stuff she posted)

[Anonymous No.15964123]

>>15964000
>for fucking paperbackdreams every time I feel like
So you've never been in a relationship right?

[Anonymous No.15964128]

>>15964123
yes, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.15964131]

>>15964123
I have been but am not right now and she's so fucking cute

[Anonymous No.15964135]

>>15964119
>wearing socks
she knows

[Anonymous No.15964159]

>>15964135
imagine how good her little feet must feel gripping your cock

[Anonymous No.15964164]

>>15964070
Recessed subhuman

[Anonymous No.15964172]

>>15963042
Dune sucked ass

[Anonymous No.15964193]

>>15962571
stop posting that ghastly e-celeb woman. she is nothing but an attention whore

[Anonymous No.15964202]

>>15962943
most people do.

[Anonymous No.15964209]

>>15964193
but she's cute! cute!

[Anonymous No.15964281]

what do you listen to during sunday cleaning? for this weekend it's The Big Nowhere by James Ellroy.

[Anonymous No.15964287]

>>15964281
shame she looked like a lesbian here

[Anonymous No.15964369]

>>15964281
this androgynous toilet cleaner confuses me by both being alluring and disgusting at the same time. The physical body is lithe, but hunched. The legs are shapely, but oddly projecting and knotted. The inclusion of the toilet at once brings to mind the idea of defecation (and pure revulsion), but its context in cleaning brings this figure into a softer domestic sphere. The billowing shirt won't yield breasts, but is stylishly cut, or is it just tied back for the cleaning occurring? Then finally there's the puckish move of thumbing the nose (adjusting the glasses) at the viewer. This move at once shows a desire of the subject to keep their personal belongings away from the cesspit which they are cleaning, but shows a blasé humor at smearing their own head with a shit covered glove. The real question raised by this image is, am I aroused? Should I be? Is this not a perfect dance between disguise and desire? Is my desire made more pure by not knowing? Should I beat my meat? Should I look on reverence?

[Anonymous No.15964408]

>>15964369
lit in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.15964431]

>>15962571
Capital by Marx. He writes like a fucking asshole.

[今晚打老虎 No.15964477]

>>15963540
>what's my mother fucking name?
>SNOOP DOGGY DOOOOGG (yeah, yeah, yeah)

[Anonymous No.15964499]

>>15964477
>this is what females think is funny
I know she's a retard but why do I still want to cuddle and possess her?

[Anonymous No.15964526]

>>15964499
she's not completely ruined by modernity which makes her worth protecting

[今晚打老虎 No.15964534]

>>15964499
>"this is what females think is funny"
what are you on about. she isnt trying to be funny.
she's throwing gang signs.

[Anonymous No.15964622]

>>15964534
>>15964477
oh to have such a rich mine of images of her

[Anonymous No.15964631]

despite this thot's pictures flooding the board i've yet to watch a single video.

[Anonymous No.15964693]

>>15964534

>tattoos

instant and guaranteed yikes

[Anonymous No.15964722]

>>15964693
they're not real

[Anonymous No.15964736]

>>15964722

okay. still, the point stands regardless

[Anonymous No.15964755]

>>15964477
>Veev Crew signs
I thought Interpol nabbed all those pyromaniac sluts. Did she read about these gestures in some YA book?

[Anonymous No.15964759]

>>15963102
Disgusting. Why do creeps get turn on by fucking feet? Mysteries of life.

[Anonymous No.15964761]

>>15964722
makes it worse

[Anonymous No.15964774]

>>15964755
She's too young to be in Veev

[Anonymous No.15964782]

>>15964119
Her instagram is full of BLM shit and ahe writes in ebonics kek

[Anonymous No.15964798]

>>15962584
t.americrap

[Anonymous No.15964812]

>>15964782
>Prefers Kings' English
that makes her better

[Anonymous No.15964831]

>>15964119
God thats fucking hot.

[Anonymous No.15964834]

>>15964782
can you blame her for wanting to be bred by superior black cock? after all her intellectual aspirations are basic and pathetic so why not indulge her carnal desires?

[Anonymous No.15966145]

>>15964123
so you've never been in a relationship that wasn't fueled by her pity or desire not to be alone, right?

[Anonymous No.15967189]

nice lit post

[Anonymous No.15967390]

>>15962571
My diary desu

[Anonymous No.15968652]

>>15962951
loserar

[Anonymous No.15968694]

>>15964759
>turned on
Potato, there is beauty above and beyond your sickly "eroticism." PBD exhibits the converging of many timeless ideals. You could admire the emotive poetics of her nostrils and be better for it, just as one could admire the devices that leap her through hoops and the many toning exercises sculpting the entire chain of muscles articulating her every stance.

[Anonymous No.15968716]

>>15963314
6/10 i liked how you always put "the" before cheesy bread as if its some scarce delicacy like a rare gem

[Anonymous No.15968900]

>>15962578
fpbp

Ulysses
Leviathan
Aristotle's Politics
Montaigne's Essays
The World as Will and Representation

[Anonymous No.15968950]

>>15962951
Have what?

[Anonymous No.15968951]

Pattern Recognition

I don't read many thrillers/scifi...and after this it might stay that way

[Anonymous No.15968971]

>>15963314
Their father smacking your ass? Honestly, even in your fantasies you guys are faggots.

[Anonymous No.15969023]

>>15968716
It’s pasta

[Anonymous No.15969233]

>>15962951
based incel killer

[Anonymous No.15969264]

i could not get more than 100 pages into wittgenstein's mistress

[Anonymous No.15969423]

>>15962571
I had tea with her yesterday, and I can see her now, the wrinkly aperture fanning her puckered rosebud smiling at me with fully sincere crinklings. Per our custom, I'd gently tilt a cup of Darjeeling so the lip of the cup became nearly clasped by the toothless chomp of grippy tubular innards, and only then continue tilting the cup until the hot tea washed across her witty winking chasm, aiming to pour the most liquid into her whenever that furless back hole fluttered wide by waves of rectal spasmodics.

[Anonymous No.15970939]

>>15964119
>https://www.instagram.com/p/B4ab12vAaeQ/
guys she cancelled that video and other stuff from her instagram, SHE KNOWS

[Anonymous No.15971718]

>>15970939
aw shit

[Anonymous No.15971761]

>>15966145
nah pal, are they really like that? I've mostly dated girls who ended up hating me