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Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:05:21 2020 No.15931979 [Reply] [Original]

Any text messages you are particularly proud of because of your skilled use of the English language?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:11:01 2020 No.15932030 >>15931979 No, i’m not an insecure faggot to prove something as mundane like “I write gud” to my friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:11:14 2020 No.15932033 File: 1.64 MB, 680x499, 1527599608709.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:17:49 2020 No.15932073 >>15931979 Cringe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:19:35 2020 No.15932087 >>15931979 she complete ignored whatever you said because it was nonsensical and gay, you come off like a cringe tryhard, you're a legit fucking faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:20:25 2020 No.15932095 >>15932030 But you are insecure about no having an identity. It shows.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:22:32 2020 No.15932112 >>15931979 Smells like reddit to me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:22:42 2020 No.15932113 >>15932087 >Assumes I'm talking to a girl because "pussy gud" >Assumes I have a desired outcome when speaking. Grow up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:24:37 2020 No.15932133 File: 865 KB, 2544x4000, 1522706353293 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15932095 Pretty mundane identity. Get a real, interesting hobby, oh, and have sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:24:38 2020 No.15932134 >>15931979 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:24:51 2020 No.15932137 >>15932113 oh, you're a still faggot, as i said

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:25:36 2020 No.15932144 >do a toll the worst part about this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:26:11 2020 No.15932150 >>15932113 You are are posting texts on 4chan. You first virgin

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:26:21 2020 No.15932152 >>15931979 Talk casually you try hard, what do you have to prove by writing that garbage you beta cuck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:26:21 2020 No.15932153 >>15931979 lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:27:36 2020 No.15932160 >>15931979 probably the only girl you have ever had sex judging by that corny writing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:27:46 2020 No.15932162 File: 791 KB, 1156x1084, 1595111285176.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys are pretty mean for a bunch of book worms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:28:35 2020 No.15932165 >>15931979 I can imagine how clammy OP's hands are when he was about to send that Reddit shit lol.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:29:51 2020 No.15932174 >>15932095 >But you are insecure about no having an identity How about getting a better identity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:30:11 2020 No.15932176 File: 115 KB, 413x395, 1550456001773.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15932152 Lol seethe more and have sex >>15932160 You too babe You guys just dont want to admit that I'm a pimp with word play.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:31:41 2020 No.15932187 >>15931979 sage'd and disengage'd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:20:21 2020 No.15932485 >>15931979 Your friend is retarded and you're an autistic /psued/. This world is doomed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:23:19 2020 No.15932503 how do I post emojin on 4chan /b/ros

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:23:50 2020 No.15932509 >>15932485 What am i doing wrong if you don't mind. What makes me pseudo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:26:14 2020 No.15932519 >>15932162 Nobody here reads.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:27:32 2020 No.15932527
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>>15931979
>>15932162
Anon, listen...

You made a funnny. That's all well and good, but you used it to aggrandize yourself, and then expect us to congratulate you and join in on the aggrandizement of our minute accomplishments.

It just comes across as super tryhard. You're probable a teenager anyway, so try and take this to heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:27:48 2020 No.15932528 File: 5 KB, 214x236, 1550803616117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15932519 HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:28:10 2020 No.15932531 >>15932176 What if I have seethe, and sex more? Close enough?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:32:58 2020 No.15932557 >>15932162 this board is literally like being inside Wuthering Heights doesn't change the fact that the OP is shit though

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:34:00 2020 No.15932563 >>15931979 >look mom I rhymed wow so impressive kiddo

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:41:02 2020 No.15932610
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>>15932563
Thanks mama!

>>15932527
Understandable to say the least. Although my thread is clearly a shit post and I would much rather make a post with some meat & potatoes, to be quite honest true substence, the kind that propel's the ship ever-expanding knowledge forward exists few and far between. So with that, I'm just merely fulfilling my role as the in between. Now I may not be able to ask for respect, or even Mercy, but I do humbly ask For keks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:42:59 2020 No.15932623 >>15931979 Peter?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:47:43 2020 No.15932659 >>15932509 Not him but you tried to show off with your writing skills but they are nonexistent. "Do a toll"? Pathetic. It's "take a toll" so the whole thing just makes you look arrogant and stupid. But you're ESL so I'll give you a pass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:48:36 2020 No.15932667 File: 301 KB, 731x1024, guenon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] itt: hylics

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 19:51:28 2020 No.15932680 >>15932659 How did you know English is my second language?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:35:45 2020 No.15932892 File: 109 KB, 720x795, IMG_20200722_203342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] More?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:39:24 2020 No.15932913 >>15932485 >implying the "hole in your spaghetti-o's" dude is not the next Milton

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:40:06 2020 No.15932919 File: 432 KB, 1080x2220, 8914A1C3-5D2D-4593-8020-35D0155622AC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931979

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:41:52 2020 No.15932932 File: 301 KB, 750x1334, 6F7BB069-4110-4CD1-9727-970E99E768BD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931979 Yes my texts to sluts with boyfriends make me proud

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:43:22 2020 No.15932945

>>15931979
You rhymed a one-syllable easily rhymed word a few times until the sentence becomes near-meaningless. You're obviously young and it's endearing that you're trying to create a unique text-message style to use with your peers, but this example (and the posting of it) was pretty grating. I'd try a bit more restraint.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:45:23 2020 No.15932957 >>15932919 fookin kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:46:55 2020 No.15932969 >>15932113 If that's not a girl then wtf you meant by putting holes in spaghetti, fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:47:08 2020 No.15932973 >>15932932 Seems vulgar for valgarity sake. Two degenerates speaking degenerately about being degenerate and doing degenerate things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:49:05 2020 No.15932989 >>15932932 >That many sex-toys >Your enthusiasm contrasted with her nonchalance >That cum question I won't accuse you of anything, but this seems like an e-girl or OnlyFans type girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:53:12 2020 No.15933022 File: 260 KB, 750x1334, CCB687FC-A411-4D87-BF9C-4EC0E1E40235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15932989 She’s definitely not a e thot, I only pay attention to women I can fuck irl. She’s just a regular thot with a bf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:58:00 2020 No.15933044 >>15932969 >If you walk to my home, someone with nothing to lose would shoot or stab him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:16:59 2020 No.15933184 File: 233 KB, 1105x560, 1140D73C-B6E9-40AB-9CBB-580A809446E2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931979

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:26:26 2020 No.15933250 >>15933022 Lmao women are fucked in the head

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:27:42 2020 No.15933262 >>15932932 >>15933022 this bitch got depression and u know that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:33:50 2020 No.15933307 >>15932932 You sound pretty disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:34:55 2020 No.15933315 >>15933307 If it makes you feel better, my experiences with women now preclude me from ever trusting one fully. So I’ll never really be in love again. Maybe Augustine was onto something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:00:19 2020 No.15933467 >>15933315 You know someting mang, I don tink you ca truss youa self

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:01:28 2020 No.15933888 >>15933467 What did he mean by this?

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