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Share your favorite literary passages. I'll start.

>> No.15912743

>>15912728
I know he gets hated regardless of my post, but it's shit. Complete shit.

>> No.15912748
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>>15912728
Eat cum.

>> No.15912751

>>15912728
>>15912743
Complete shit. OP is a 15 year old girl faggot.

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>>15912728
Travel is useful, it exercises the imagination. All the rest is disappointment and fatigue. Our journey is entirely imaginary. That is its strength.
It goes from life to death. People, animals, cities, things, all are imagined. It's a novel, just a fictitious narrative. Littré says so, and he's never wrong.
And besides, in the first place, anyone can do as much. You just have to close your eyes.
It's on the other side of life.

>> No.15912793

>>15912728
I mean I like some of his crash course videos. But just a quick glance and you can tell he is severely autistic and socially inept. I still like the lil nigger even if he is a retard

>> No.15912814

>>15912728
gay

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>> No.15913058

>>15912743
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BEPdWV34a4w

>> No.15913075

>>15912748
Came here to post
>and that's the psyche of a man who enjoys whole grain crunch
Ugh. Imagine "enjoying" a woman instead of possessing her. Like she's a Netflix special. This guy is terminal.

>> No.15913177

>>15912728
Fuckin hell, I knew he wasn't meant to be anything special, but this really is just utter shite. Honestly baffled at how this cunt managed to make it past an automated rejection email.

>> No.15913197

>>15913177
youtube views, faggot. He had an audience from making shitty vlog videos, thus, publishers already knew his shit was going to sell

>> No.15913212

>>15913058
I'd take John Green over this zoomer faggot

>> No.15913221

>>15912728
Not bad. Yall make too big of a fuss

>> No.15913227

>>15912748
>le 'i enjoy my cheerios after 48 dicks have been dunked into them' man

>> No.15913233

>>15913058
Jhon kike, Nick faggot, what the fuck has happened to this board?

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>> No.15913277

>>15913264
white nights is ultimate tfw no gf

>> No.15913287

>>15912728
>I refuse to eat cereal unless another man has ejaculated into the milk
- John greene

>> No.15913293

>>15913212
>>15913233
Nick is based. How can you not like him?

>> No.15913304

>>15913293
underage b&

>> No.15913315

>>15913058
BASADO

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>>15913277
Dostoevsky is full of lines that kill me

>> No.15913347

>>15913304
Wow epic own bro

>> No.15913358

>>15912728
She might be gorgeous, he might be boring, but there's no way a woman would be fascinating. Especially an attractive woman that cab survive on her looks alone. She will drink coffee and watch Netflix. No hobbies, no interests.

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>>15913264
>>15913345

>> No.15913445

>>15913358
I guess she could be fascinating if he's an uncultured shut-in and she lives in New York City and likes Broadway or something.

>> No.15913551

My favourite extract would be either the end of Joyce's The Dead, the Zosima section from The Brothers Karamazov, or anything at all featuring the comic character Gregory Berrycone and his plastic knob.

>> No.15913563

>>15913277
fuckin love that one

>> No.15913579

>>15912748
i'm bothered by how poor of an argument that is, and that some might even find it convincing or clever

>> No.15913798

>>15913579
yeah, it's pretty disturbing honestly that a supposed writer would come up with such a horrible analogy. literally argues the exact opposite of his intended point.

>> No.15913822

>>15912748
>vague claim
>strawman
>non-sequitor

truly a genius writer

>> No.15913912

>>15912728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlfnY9TNa5g&lc=UghKwEHVLzUy53gCoAEC

>> No.15913953

>>15912728
Looking for Alaska is Catcher in the Rye for a younger and stupider generation and so its younger and stupider.

>> No.15913969

>>15913197
Looking for Alaska was published in 2005, before his (((YouTube career)))

>> No.15914039

errified by the thought of change, (the middle class') aim is to establish a materialistic civilization which will banish threats to its complacency. It has conventions, not ideals; it is washed rather than clean. Thus the final degradation of the Baconian philosophy is that knowledge becomes power in the service of appetite.

>> No.15914046

The man of culture finds the whole past relevant; the bourgeois and the barbarian find relevant only what has some pressing connection with their appetites. Those who remember alone have a sense of relatedness, but whoever has a sense of relatedness is in at least the first grade of philosophy. Henry Ford’s statement that history is bunk is a perfectly proper observation for a bourgeois industrialist, and it was followed with equal propriety by another: “Creeds must go.” Technology emancipates not only from memory but also from faith.

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>>15912728

>> No.15914149

i am the dead, and their land

>> No.15914156
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I committed the whole passage to memory a while ago, but haven't tested myself to see if I can recite it perfectly in quite a long time, so here I go:

What struck me on the beach - and it struck me indeed, so that I staggered as at a blow - was that if the Eternal Principle had rested in that curved thorn I had carried about my neck across so many leagues, and if it now rested in the new thorn (perhaps the same thorn) I had only now put there, then it might rest in everything, in every thorn in every bush, in every drop of water in the sea. The thorn was a sacred Claw because all thorns were sacred Claws; the sand in my boots was sacred sand because it came from a beach of sacred sand. The cenobites treasured up the relics of the sannyasins because the sannyasins had approached the Pancreator. But everything had approached and even touched the Pancreator, because everything had dropped from his hand. Everything was a relic. All the world was a relic. I drew off my boots, that had traveled with me so far, and threw them into the waves that I might not walk shod on holy ground.

>> No.15914182

>>15914156
What is this from?

>> No.15914200

>>15914182
Book of the New Sun, dude. Come on, it's a staple of /lit/ canon and you can easily find it by searching for parts of the paragraph.

>> No.15914416

>>15914137
oh fuck me, I had forgotten about this

>> No.15914445

JOHN GREEN SUCKS

I HATE REDDIT

>> No.15914698

>>15914137
Where is this from because this is one of the worst things I’ve ever read

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>>15913358
>>15913445
guess you haven't met many women

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>>15912728
>>15912748
a reminder: /lit/ is wrong

>> No.15914797

Speech at the Stone is the GOAT, but too long to post here

>> No.15914950

>>15914768
lmao

>> No.15914957

>>15912728
KEK nice one OP

>> No.15915022

ἐπειδὴ δὲ βοὴ πλείων τε ἐγίγνετο καὶ ἐγγύτερον καὶ οἱ ἀεὶ ἐπιόντες ἔθεον δρόμῳ ἐπὶ τοὺς ἀεὶ βοῶντας καὶ πολλῷ μείζων ἐγίγνετο ἡ βοὴ ὅσῳ δὴ πλείους ἐγίγνοντο, ἐδόκει δὴ μεῖζόν τι εἶναι τῷ Ξενοφῶντι, καὶ ἀναβὰς ἐφ᾽ ἵππον καὶ Λύκιον καὶ τοὺς ἱππέας ἀναλαβὼν παρεβοήθει: καὶ τάχα δὴ ἀκούουσι βοώντων τῶν στρατιωτῶν
>θάλαττα θάλαττα
καὶ παρεγγυώντων. ἔνθα δὴ ἔθεον πάντες καὶ οἱ ὀπισθοφύλακες, καὶ τὰ ὑποζύγια ἠλαύνετο καὶ οἱ ἵπποι. ἐπεὶ δὲ ἀφίκοντο πάντες ἐπὶ τὸ ἄκρον, ἐνταῦθα δὴ περιέβαλλον ἀλλήλους καὶ στρατηγοὺς καὶ λοχαγοὺς δακρύοντες. καὶ ἐξαπίνης ὅτου δὴ παρεγγυήσαντος οἱ στρατιῶται φέρουσι λίθους καὶ ποιοῦσι κολωνὸν μέγαν.

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>>15912728

>> No.15915844

>>15912728
holy shit this fucking sucks

>> No.15915861 [DELETED] 

>>15912728
holy shit this fucking sucks.

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Brothers, have no fear of men's sin. Love a man even in his sin, for that is the semblance of Divine Love and is the highest love on earth. Love all God's creation, the whole of it and every grain of sand in it. Love every leaf, every ray of God's light. Love the animals, love the plants, love everything. If you love everything, you will perceive the divine mystery in things. Once you have perceived it, you will begin to comprehend it better every day, and you will come at last to love the world with an all-embracing love.

>> No.15916036

>>15914797
This.

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>> No.15916113

>>15912748
>Cheerios
>genuinely enjoy your whole-grain crunch
Amerifags think this cut-and-paste style from 1980s stand-up, which always includes brand names (because LOL amirite) is wit

>> No.15916115

>>15912751
autism?

>> No.15916137

>>15913293
He’s a fucking christcuck spic with a haughty attitude. I’m very impressed

>> No.15916295

>>15912748
>Man with legions of teenage groupies that he probably fucks on the regular says number of partners doesn't matter

>> No.15916386

>>15913912
Gone too soon