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Did you know that you can use multiple contractions at once? Crazy, right?

You’d’ve never thought of using words like this, and it makes you seethe. Y'all'd've gone on making your sentences extra long for no reason, but luckily for you, I’m here to teach you some REAL grammar. Spread the word. From now on, only speaking in contractions.

>> No.15897784

>>15897777
quads confirm

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>>15897777
Kek has spoken.

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>>15897777
Redditors are seething rn

>> No.15897822

>>15897777
UUUUH BASED DEPARTMENT?! We'll need some back up for this one!

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>>15897777
blessed post

>> No.15897911

>>15897784
quad'con'

>>15897808
reddit'r'seeth' r'n'

>>15897827
bless'post

short'ur posts anons

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Kek has blessed this thread with repeating numerals. State your business, mortals.

>> No.15897951

>>15897777
Le'me'ell'ou'omthin: fuckin'based

>> No.15897986

>>15897777
gibs'me-dat

>> No.15899250

>>15897777
Check’em

>> No.15899450

>>15897777
That's pretty based, I have to say.