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Any good books with Jewish themes?

>> No.15831176

>>15831170
The White Sox? Really? Are they even from Chicago? At least they're not Cubs fans.

>> No.15831195

>>15831170
The Bible

>> No.15831214

>>15831170
the chosen maybe? isaac bashevis singer has some books based on yiddish folklore iirc

>> No.15831248

I need help: I can't manage my sexual attraction to jewish women.
everywhere I go I'm haunted by the thought of heaving breasts under a drapery of curly brown hair. hooked noses combing my pubes and little hasidic fingernails grazing my scrotum.
sometimes I wake up in a sweat. the smell of bagels somehow in the air. and wave away the visions of buxom jewesses, giggling at me, singling out my uncircumsized goy dick for their tender abuse.
three sixteen year old jew girls were following me the other day-- I don't know if they were even real-- but everytime i'd turn they'd quickly remove a curious hand from their breast, the icebergs tip where the nipple is implied, erect as a pillow, and exchange blushing giggles with each other. the wind was catching the ruffles of their knee-high skirts and I swear one of them caught the brim and teased it up to show me her pudenda concealed barely by see-through star-of-david panties. were they laughing at me? what was their cup size? why won't they leave me alone?
please help me I'm just a poor goy

>> No.15831257

>>15831248
Based
I need help too these dreams haunt me even while I wake.

>> No.15831262

>>15831170
good lord, look at the beak on that one!

>> No.15831265

>>15831248
to cure your intrusive thoughts i think what you need is an adult circumcision!

>> No.15831300

mein kampf

>> No.15831350

>>15831248
welp, I got a boner.

>> No.15831403

>>15831170
Isaac Babel - Odessa Tales
About Jewish life in Odessa

Herzl's general work
He is the father of Zionism

The price of whiteness - Eric Goldstein
I havent read it yet, its about jews in america 'becoming white', probably idpol cringe

Dr Viktor Frankl - The Unconscious God & Man's Search for Meaning
This isn't about Jewish life per se, more about his experience in the Holocaust, and how it shaped his psychology theories

>>15831248
Amazing prose, this is why /lit/ is truly the best board

>> No.15831462

Revolutionary Yiddishland is a fucking terrific history. pls read it.

>> No.15831486

>>15831248

MY SIDES

>> No.15831532

>>15831248
>the smell of bagels somehow in the air
delightful

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>>15831248
tfw no Jewish gf
why even live?

>> No.15831969
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Sander Gilman

His work on Jewish self-hatred actually pissed off a bunch of the jewish students in my 4th year seminar.

He's also examined Sigmund Freud, addressing the question of what role, if any, was played by Freud's Jewish origins in his composition of the psychoanalytic corpus

>> No.15832052

>>15831248
>No sooner had the warm liquid mixed with the crumbs touched my palate than a shudder ran through me and I stopped, intent upon the extraordinary thing that was happening to me. An exquisite pleasure had invaded my senses, something isolated, detached, with no suggestion of its origin. And at once the vicissitudes of life had become indifferent to me, its disasters innocuous, its brevity illusory – this new sensation having had on me the effect which love has of filling me with a precious essence; or rather this essence was not in me it was me. ... Whence did it come? What did it mean? How could I seize and apprehend it? ... And suddenly the memory revealed itself. The taste was that of the little piece of bagel which on Saturday mornings at Combray (because on those mornings I did not go out before temple), when I went to say good morning to her in her bedroom, my aunt Léonie used to give me, dipping it first in her own cup of tea or tisane. The sight of the little bagel had recalled nothing to my mind before I tasted it. And all from my cup of tea

>> No.15832280

>>15831170

Why is she so perfect bros?!

>> No.15832435 [DELETED] 

The Yiddish Policeman’s Union

>> No.15832455

The Yiddish Policeman’s Union. It’s a detective story set in an alternate world where the Jews resettled to Alaska after WW2. Genre fiction might not be what you’re looking for, but it’s got a lot of Jewish themes and reflections on Jewish experiences and culture.

>> No.15832464

>>15831170
Phillip Roth
Isaac Bashevis Singer
Bernard Malamud
Jonathan Safran Foer (he is a faggot though)
Chaim Potok
Sholom Aleichem

>> No.15832545

>>15831170
she looks like a goblin, pointy chin, long and broad nose, a sperg-tastic look in her eyes. based on this picture, I recommend the Hobbit

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>>15831170
Old Testament is the best Jewish book

>> No.15832714

>>15832545
Q: How do you spot converts to Judaism?
A: They're the only normal ones in the shul

>> No.15832758

>>15831170
umberto eco, the prague cemetery

>> No.15832793

>>15832464
I'll second Philip Roth.

>> No.15832801

>>15831403
Only one out of a thousand posters write something as beautiful as that. And now I am contributing to the problem too!

>> No.15833150

>>15832455
This. Great vibe, maximum comfy

>> No.15833157

Unorthodox: The Scandalous Rejection of My Hasidic Roots

>> No.15833162

>>15831170
Joshua Cohen, Witz

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>>15831176
First thing I noticed too. He's such a fucking dork.

>> No.15833713

>>15831170

You just know

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why do jews look like master shake with guatemalan plastic surgery?

>> No.15833745

>>15831170
anything by Sholem Aleichem
i'm writing this as a yiddish speaker anon, Aleichem is excellent
i've heard good things about Agnon, but idk really because i'm not good at Hebrew (yet)
>>15831403
i really enjoyed Herzel's Altneuland
>>15831462
yiddish is a beautiful language anon
>>15832548
based, but in translation you miss out on the hebrew poetry

>> No.15833868

I felt bad masturbating to her nudes,even though I find her pretty,I wish I were more depraved to enjoy the fact that the nudes were leaked and she poses as a classic,prude woman so I could coom more intensely.

>> No.15833912

>>15833745
>Sholem Aleichem
Is that a pseudonym? Isn't that just a greeting? Can't be someones name surely?

>> No.15833934

>>15833912
it's a pen name
his real name is Solomon Rabinovich

>> No.15834022

>>15833745
according to torah law, fags get stoned.

>> No.15834027

>>15831248
Eloquently spoken anon.

>> No.15834043

>>15831170
culture of critique

>> No.15834049

>>15833745
How are there native Yiddish speakers that dont know Hebrew? Where are you from, Brooklyn? Surely if a Jewish family has been tradition-keeping enough to pass down Yiddish they'd probably send their kids to Hebrew school as well?

Also pls don't embarass us with tripfagging

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I shall commence a brief dump of my meager, but refined, abby folder.

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>> No.15834077

>>15834065
Why post a picture not revealing to us her gigantic mammoth-sized breasts?

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>> No.15834101

where the fuck is janny?

>> No.15834107

>>15831170
BIG MILKYS

>> No.15834127

>>15834092
alien mode

>> No.15834130
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Portnoy's Complaint except he can read minds

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>>15834077
>How graceful are your feet in sandals, O queenly maiden! Your rounded thighs are like jewels, the work of a master hand. Your navel is a rounded bowl that never lacks mixed wine. Your belly is a heap of wheat, encircled with lilies. Your two breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle.
Song of Solomon

>> No.15834135

>>15834065
>>15834080
I'm 90% sure she releases photos like these strategically. She lets them sit on her page for 24 hours, lets hordes of trolls fill them up with reacts and comments, bumping the page up in the eyes of the algorithm, then deletes the post to keep a clean record and repeats every few months.

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Dump complete. Please feel free to share any photos you have of abby. All types are appreciated, even funny ones like this (memes)!

>> No.15834256

>Mein Kampf wasn't the first post
>Nor did it show up even some 50 posts later
I'm out. Y'all a bunch of faggots.

>> No.15834303

>>15834185
I'm rollerific!

>> No.15834320

>>15834049
i'm not native i learned it because i'm part jewish and native bilingual english / german

>> No.15834324

>>15834185
Rollin

>> No.15834336

>>15834185
roll for 7

>> No.15834354

>>15831170
I like Phillip Roth, but his writing is very New York Jewish rather than traditional or LA style. Being an "American New Yorker Jew" is a big part of his style and I think it's very fun.

>> No.15834373

>>15834185
Roll 9 or dubs, the best.

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>>15834320
oh, thats pretty based then

>> No.15834514

>>15831248
*chan has a great board for Jewesses

>> No.15834529

>>15834185
Based Abby poster

>> No.15834584

>>15833745
Herzel altneuland is embarrassing. Rose tinted glasses.

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>>15831170
Consider this one. It was originally written in jiddish. Abramowitsch is a very recommendable author.

>> No.15834609

The Synthesis of the Objective and Subjective

>> No.15834675

>>15834442
i plan on learning hebrew but because i'm not really religiously jewish i'll focus mainly on modern hebrew
>>15834584
you have to remember the historical context of it though
don't read it from the modern perspective

>> No.15834681

>>15834609
Kech

>> No.15834687

>>15834185
roll for 0 please dear god

>> No.15834708

>>15834185
Why is there no triple reaction?

>> No.15835448

>>15834185
roll

>> No.15835758
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>>15831248
>three sixteen year old jew girls were following me the other day-- I don't know if they were even real

>> No.15835786

>>15834185
Rolllllllinnnng

>> No.15836071

>>15835758
this was the hottest part and then the panties hnnnnng

>> No.15836193

>>15834185
let's go.

>> No.15836297

>>15831170
Lolita and any book that includes either paedophilia or demonic blood sacrifice

>> No.15836689

>>15832801
Based
.. Fuck me too

>> No.15836693

>>15831170
his sister is so hot

>> No.15836706

>>15831403
>Isaac Babel - Odessa Tales
I loved 50% of this book (the judgment and the short stories about his life), but the Odessa part was terrible. Or I got a bad translation, dunno.

>> No.15836721

>>15836693
I bet he 'accidentally' saw her naked countless times

>> No.15836888

>>15834185
Roll

>> No.15836898

>>15834185
Wait, what do trips (>>15836888) get?

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>>15831248

>> No.15837055

>>15832280
Because you are suffering from attainability syndrome.

>> No.15837251

>>15831170
ben looks like spic fuentes desu

>> No.15837276

>>15837055
To be fair, she deleted my comment that said K H A Z A R M I L K E R S on one of her videos and didn't even ban me (or anyone) from further comments. That's a step closer than being ignored.

>> No.15837286

>>15831176
he wrote a whole book on them once. someone gave me a copy and i used it as kindling for several fires.

>> No.15837302 [DELETED] 

>>15832548
what did her smell like? was she loved by the guards? did they write about the smell?

>> No.15837324

>>15832548
what did her cunny smell like? was she loved by the guards? did they write about the smell?

>> No.15837969

>>15831248
Just accept it and get a nice Jewish gf.

>> No.15838050

>>15837324
she of typhus, ignorant

>> No.15838539

>>15834080
>>15834092
Yeah, she knows her audience

>> No.15838567
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>>15831170
this is one written a by Jewess

>> No.15838655

>>15838567
Based. Imagine believing marriage is some sacred pact and not a way for some weak incel to legally control a woman.

>> No.15838694

>>15831300
unser kampf, mein freunde

>> No.15838707

>>15831248
based

>> No.15838717

>>15834185
pls

>> No.15838730

>>15838567
A lesbian couple have been family fiends for as long as i can remember
They were always in favour of existing outside the constraints and exclusive nature of the abrahamic union rituals
They did not need a collared man to let them to love each other for the rest of their life, and why should they?
I havent spoken to them for a good few years but they havent been married and I hope they dont plan on it

>> No.15838755

Fuck em

>> No.15838764

>>15834185
Roll

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>>15831170
The Books of Jacob by Olga Tokarczuk. It's rather maximalist like Pynchon or perhaps Eco, and arguably not as good as them (I still enjoyed it), but it's really heavy on Jewish themes. It takes place in XVIII century Eastern Europe and follows the life of Jacob Frank and his Frankist Jewish sect. The author describes all the Jewish mysticism in great detail.

>> No.15838966

>>15831170
This guy must be huge, towering almost 1head above her

>> No.15838992

>>15838966
he must be 5'5 at least, maybe even pushing 5'6

>> No.15839275

>>15838755
Yeah fuck Jewish women nice and hard

>> No.15839294
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>> No.15839304

>>15839294
she looks italian/spanish.

>> No.15839317

>>15839304
Probably a Sephardic Jew

>> No.15839332

>>15834185
please

>> No.15839595

>>15831170
Why are they like this?

>> No.15841303

>>15831170
Roth, The Conversion of the Jews
Mailer, The Time of Her Time
Singer, The Penitent

Enjoyed the third one quite a bit, and the first was quite amusing. The second is just a meme story.

>> No.15841357

>>15834185
Based

>> No.15841385

>>15831727
I actually have a Jewish girlfriend. So, you know. Fuck you, I guess.

>> No.15841616

>>15831170
Why are they so ugly?

>> No.15841619

>>15841385
>I actually have a Jewish girlfriend.
How does it feel knowing you're her cattle?

>> No.15842092

>>15831248
this made me horny sorry

>> No.15842285

>>15831248
“erect as a pillow”? shut the fuck up

>> No.15842693

>>15841385
do you still have your 4skin?

>> No.15842722

>>15834185
hmm

>> No.15842735

>>15831170
Would be a gigachad if he didn't have the frame and height of a child. Most likely would never have gotten involved in incel politics.

>> No.15842904

>>15841385
Extremely based, make sure to get her pregnant as soon as possible

>> No.15842911

>>15831969
to hope and to work, what Freud used as his measurement for mental health was taken from the Talmud.

Freud and others even talk about it. Not really a secret.

>> No.15843172

>>15842911

Obviously, you haven't read Moses and Monotheism

>> No.15843215

>>15842285
spotted the virgin

>> No.15843331

>>15842092
Just embrace it, get a nice big tiddy Jewish girl.

>> No.15843332

>>15834185
fuck it

>> No.15843503

>>15831248
Extremely based

>> No.15844483

>>15831170
Lol. Books about neurotic men aren't hard to find.

>> No.15845426

>>15838655
>legally control a woman
is based, retard.

>> No.15845431

>>15839304
because she looks north African

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>>15841385

See >>15842904

Get her pregnant and once she's hit nine months, have her pretend to be Anne Frank while you pretend to be a Confederate soldier

>> No.15845780

>>15834043
Came here to post this.

>> No.15845785

>>15834185

>> No.15845854

>>15831248
2020 lit will unironically praise this trash as "well written" because it's about an epic sauce meme