Limericks

[Anonymous No.15812300]

Anybody like limericks? I think they rule. Post some if you know any good ones. Here’s one:

There once was a man from Brest
Who sucked on his wife with zest
Despite all her Howell’s
He sucked out her bowels
And spat it all over her chest.

[Anonymous No.15813219]

>>15812300
There once was an anon on /lit/
Whose taste in poetry was really quite shit.
He said he liked limericks,
But never considered it’s
just a form for coomer brainlets.

[Anonymous No.15813265]

There once was faggot from /b/
Whose mouth was covered with pee
His ass full of semen
His mom a cock demon
That sorry cunt's name was OP

[Anonymous No.15813746]

>>15812300
>>15813265
disgusting, wash your mouths, both of you

[Anonymous No.15813766]

There once in a thread was a prude
Who considered nono words quite rude
Words like fag
Made him squirm and gag
Quite a pathetic dude

[Anonymous No.15813776]

a low-IQ immature man
once made a gay thread on 4chan
some poop-poem in jest
about some fag from brest
now tidy this shit up, jan-jan

[Anonymous No.15813823]

A midwit dislikes poetry, that kike
His mother an unabashed dyke
He gave his opinion
Then called on his minion
To clean up "thing I don't like"

[Anonymous No.15813830]

>>15812300
There once was a woman from Kneeling
Who had a very strange feeling
She sat on her bed,
Her legs widely spread
And pissed all over the ceiling

[Anonymous No.15813845]

There once was a girl named Carrie
Who thought that she should soon marry
She went into town
And flirted around
She didn’t get wed, she got buried

[Anonymous No.15813859]

>>15812300
There was a young man from Banducked,
His knob was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
Wiping spunk from his chin:
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.

[Anonymous No.15813878]

>>15813823
anon doesn’t understand meter
his tone could have been a bit sweeter
/b/tard unassimilable
off by one syllable
gets ready for work—wal-mart greeter

[Anonymous No.15813909]

>>15813878
A wageslave always assumes the worst
Shouting "not /b/" from my chest burst
Youse a big gay
I'm way more cray
Coming from /x/ where I's nursed

[Anonymous No.15813986]

>>15812300
I once donned a hood
white, pointy, and good
Saw a nigger
His lips bigger
Noosing him I would

[Anonymous No.15813994]

>>15812300
there once was a women from Kew
who filled her vagina with glue
she said with a grin if they pay to get in
they'll pay it get out of it too

[Anonymous No.15814222]

>>15813746
Why me? It's OP's mouth that's covered in piss!

[Anonymous No.15814797]

There once was a farmer from Leeds,
Who swallowed a bag full of seeds.
Great bushels of grass
Grew out of his ass,
And his belly grew heavy with weeds.

[Anonymous No.15815257]

Fuck you prople