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Stephen Vizinczey has this to say about men without gfs

>> No.15793374

>>15793370
>skidmarks
Based OP

>> No.15793423

>>15793374
>>15793370
Also wtf is wrong with your thumb

>> No.15793431

>>15793370
>that stain
Are you, by chance, dilating?

>> No.15793438

The fuck are you posting text for, you know we don't actually read

>> No.15793458

>>15793431
No I had to poop really bad after slacklining and skateboarding. I started smoking a joint, which triggered my IBS, so I went into the garden outside of the Microsoft Cafe at the Unviersity of Washington and took a shit behind a bum napping on a bench. Managed to skate down to the docks and wash my asshole in the water while yuppie faggots kayaked by me. Just got home and this book was delivered today, but I had to shit again, so the first page I read was this and figured it had to be shown to the incels on /lit/.

>> No.15793459 [DELETED] 

Post more pictures of your underwear.

>> No.15793472

>>15793459
Not until you post your penis

>> No.15793480

>>15793370
Baudelaire had the same idea as Benjie. Younger women only have their physical beauty while older women have knowledge.

>> No.15793530

wow, that’s a real bendy thumb!

>> No.15793538

>>15793459
You first

>> No.15793539

>>15793370
Pictures like these are what I love about 4chan. This and browser tab posting.

>> No.15793617

>>15793539
Glad I could help

>> No.15793639

>>15793458
dangerously based

>> No.15793672

>>15793370
why are europeans all cuckolds with roastie fetishes?

>> No.15793673

>>15793370
Dude, don't you wipe?

>> No.15793685

>>15793673
See>>15793458

I didn’t have anything to wipe with and the motion of skateboarding presses the shit into my balls/underwear

>> No.15793700

throw your shit pants out, you stupid fucking nigger.

>> No.15793710

>>15793685
Thank you, anon. I haven't laughed until I cried in years.

>> No.15793718

>>15793710
No problem. Also probably didn’t help that I ate a 24 pack of Korean sushi from the nearby gook market. I was talking a lot of shit about the Chinese and how they need to be deported immediately VERY loudly to my gf, who has to deal with me and my poop pants on the subway ride home

>> No.15793730

>>15793458
imagine lying to explain to internet strangers why you shit your pants and/or can not wipe properly.

>> No.15793733

>>15793370
Do amerisharts really?

>> No.15793743

>>15793730
you literally can't lie on 4chan, write something untrue and try to click post, it will just say 'connection error'

>> No.15793750
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>>15793730
Suck my dick faggot, go outside, don’t be afraid to get poop on your underwear, that’s what they’re there for

>> No.15793770

>>15793750
>that’s what they’re there for
>12 generations into a post toilet paper COVID world
>Buck Rogers and the dirty ass
I’m gonna be a writer when I grow up

>> No.15793780

>>15793370
writing this should be punishable with a prison sentence. europoors really are pathetic.

>> No.15793803

This dude literally shit his pants

>> No.15793807

>>15793770
I couldn’t materialize toilet paper out of thin air in the middle of a University Campus

>> No.15793813

This man fears nothing, please be wary of him and his intentions

>> No.15793817

>>15793807
ngmi

>> No.15793833

this thread rules

>> No.15793842 [DELETED] 

When was the last time yall niggas sharted?

Been years for me, this thread is kind of making me want to have a go at it

>> No.15793869

Epic thread but the passage doesn’t say anything about incels

>> No.15793911

>>15793458
These levels of based cannot be comprehended by mortals

>> No.15793947

>>15793750
Bull fuckin shit that's your skateboard, your legs look they were assembled by 3rd graders out of toothpicks and marshmallows, you never spent a damn minute on a skateboard in your life.

>> No.15793965

>>15793947
As if skateboarders aren’t all skinny af

>> No.15793970

>>15793947
It's a penny board. 6 out of 10 white guys at any given university have one and the rest have longboards. The only thing the OP is missing is a pullover hoodie and basket ball shorts to complete the look.

>> No.15793983
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15793983

I have an older lover and I don’t shit my pants.

>> No.15793988

>>15793983
Homosexuals are abominations.

>> No.15793990

>>15793970
Not a penny board. Some freight container was stuck on some guys property since the 70s, and when they opened it this year, they found thousands of solid wood (not ply like most modern boards) decks from that era. I put my nephews’s kid trucks on it and slapped on some new bushings and shock pads, shit flies so smooth.

Also I don’t go to school, and never have

>> No.15793991

>>15793970
bugman and bugman accessories

>> No.15793999

>>15793750
anon you should've not posted this because now that I see you're one of those faggot banana board riding little pricks I have no more respect for you and can assure you that I am eager to crush your empty fucking melon under the front tires of my luxury vehicle

>> No.15794001

>>15793991
Bugmen hate being dirty, they’d never have the courage to have shit in their pants

>> No.15794014

>>15793370
Knowing more about you faggots makes me question why i come here. can't wipe your asses, aroused by another man's cum deposit, not uttely ashamed to be seen with a skateboard, etc.

>> No.15794017

>>15794001
bugmen will do anything the group does; if you roll with a poopy pants crew, you a bug man my nigga

>> No.15794021

>>15794017
Hahahaha this thread is so good

>> No.15794024
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Attention. "People" with hitch hiker thumbs are antropometric abominations. Mani (pbuh) proved that outward defects reflect inward rottenness. They are NOT elect, and all of their opinions, nay, existences can and should be disregarded to the utmost degree. Look at OP's thumbs and that tells you everything you need to know about him and his kind.

>> No.15794027

>>15794001
they can't clean at all and are more than happy to ferment in their own waste

>> No.15794035

>>15794024
based and true

>> No.15794067

>>15793750
You bought that book because the girl on the cover was cute. Im not sure how that fits into you basically crapping your panties, however.

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>>15794024
It’s much more of a right angle than a hitchhikers thumb

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>roll back into the thread
>no one's shit their pants and posted it yet

What are you a bunch of fuckin faggots?

>> No.15794090

>>15794084
>>15794078
Nevermind it seems

>> No.15794092

>she's more experienced bro she chose to use it on you lucky!
plebbit's fantasy genre

>> No.15794095

>>15794078
>It’s much more of a right angle than a hitchhikers thumb
That's what a hitch hikers thumb is, gutter genetics.

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>>15793538
Fine.

>>15794078
Nice.

>> No.15794103

>>15794078
>twig legs and plays with a child's skateboard

>> No.15794108

MODS!

>> No.15794110

>>15793423
Hitchhiker's thumb, it's genetic

>> No.15794121

>>15793842
I usually do one a year

>> No.15794127

Do not reply to her, don’t look at her, don’t acknowledge

>> No.15794134

>>15793370
I don't want a relationship. I want to be brainwashed and manchurian candidated and made to produce orgies which lead to nothing but a band aid and an even worse effect a year out.

>> No.15794141

>>15794134
How you could respond to the OP’s book alone at this point is insane

>> No.15794146

>>15794141
Not too hard pleb

>> No.15794158
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15794158

What is happening?

>> No.15794167

>>15794158
Covid isolation and rioting anxiety making people even more insane

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Bepis tip

>> No.15794178

Younger women are hotter but more retarded.

>> No.15794197

>>15794078
Bruh look at the very fucking bottom is that a mushroom I see

>> No.15794247

>>15794078
bruh
>>15794101
BRUH.

>> No.15794278

>>15794101
Jesus god in high heaven

>> No.15794293

Theme of the thread

https://youtu.be/nDzYcScPU_g

>> No.15794305

>>15793672
>>15793780

Why can't Americans read?

>university of Saskatchewan, Saskatoon, Canada

It's a fucking leaf.

>> No.15794314

>>15794305
The author is Hungarian and that entry is written by the main character of the book

>> No.15794326 [DELETED] 

>>15794305
who immigrated there, as an adult, from where, retard?

>> No.15794346

>>15794305
it's written by a fucking europoor and praising the europoor fetish for cuckoldry.

>> No.15794482
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>>15793750
Here are some books you might also enjoy.

>> No.15794527

>>15794482
Already have the Radiguet book on my list, where'd you think I found out about this book?

>> No.15794572

>>15794482
Should add Gaito Gazdanov’s The Flight.

Young rich Russian immigrates to France with his rich parents, fucks his dad’s mistress, who is also his mother’s sister

>> No.15794883

>>15794482
>Older Women Younger Men.jpg
I can't help but think of that scene in ASoIaF where Asha gets railed a significantly younger gentleman.

>> No.15795118

>>15794078
what the FUCK is that?
Is that how burgers live? With literal shitstains on their pants?

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15795142

im dusgusted by knowing my fellow peers on lit wipe instead of showering

>> No.15795147

Wipe your ass after you shit man

>> No.15795189

>>15795142
i only shit before a shower. and i will hold it until the next shower. this is absolute.

>> No.15795191

>>15794101
Jesus Christ Buttercup. Chill out.

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>>15795189
a man of culture

>> No.15795213

>>15793370
>a thousand replies about those skidmarks
Let's make it a thousand and one.

>> No.15795383

>>15795189
Me too because I’m so obese that no matter how much I wipe there will be some shit in some crevasse somewhere and I will stink to high heaven (even more than the usual sweat mixed with shit and onion smell that fat people have). If someone were to kill me for my stink I would consider it justifiable homicide

>> No.15795412

just shit my pants, should i write the timestamp using my turd? i’m at my mom’s house and i hate her so i’m willing to fuck up her bathroom wall.

>> No.15795418

>>15795412
do it anon, imagine the (you)s

>> No.15795434

>>15795412
dedicate your mural to katie

>> No.15795446

>>15794482
Someone explain the appeal of old women to me please

>> No.15795454

>>15795412
Do it and you will be remembered forever. Haven’t you ever wanted immortality?

>> No.15795464

>>15795412
This thread is history in the making

>> No.15795469

>>15793370
This thumb disgusts me more than the underpants.

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>this thread

>> No.15795487
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>>15794101
Oh my God

>> No.15795494

>>15794101
Jesus Joseph Mary
What hath God wrought

>> No.15795511

Better thread than over a year of shitthsts been going on smear that’s melt sorry I’m drinking

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>>15795412
>>15795454
>>15795418
>>15795434
>>15795464
Do it for /lit/
Do it for /lit/

>> No.15795562
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>>15793370
>>15794078
>>15794101

>> No.15795599

>>15794101
dear God, forgive us

>> No.15795607

>>15795412
You better follow up son

>> No.15795620
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>>15793370
Based, only pseuds have clean underwear.
>>15795412
Do it! Call your mom to see, and take a pic of her face.

>> No.15795647
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>>15795412
Become a /lit/ legend

>> No.15795659

>>15794101
Cronion save me!

>> No.15795710

>>15794101
jesus man

>> No.15795730
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>>15793458
Imagine going kayaking with your family and you're forced to pass some skating mouthbreather as he's washing his asshole in the water.

>> No.15795731

>>15793750
That looks like a skateboard for midgets.

>> No.15795757
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>>15794101

>> No.15795771

>>15794101
Holy fucking stanky ass bitch

>> No.15795925

>>15794101
imagine the smell

>> No.15795951

>>15793370
That's a long way to say you like milfs.

>> No.15795953

>>15794101
This one's for the Hall of Fame, lads.

>> No.15795956

>>15795412
Create history my friend.

>> No.15795961

>>15795446
for me, women my age (20) are very annoying and braindead. i like the idea of being dominant physically, sexually, and intellectually, over an older, mature, and smart woman. not in a malicious or violent way tho. more like a normal way she enjoys.

>> No.15795967

>>15795446
Watch the graduate

>> No.15795972

>>15794101
the fuck is that?

>> No.15795973

>tfw when Hungarian, but still no gf

>> No.15796125

>>15795412
draw this « Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ »

>> No.15796152

>>15794101
Sweet Jesus

Put me in the screencap

>> No.15796162
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>>15795961
>this woman too dumb
>this woman too smart
>this half-retarded old broad is juuuuuust right

>> No.15796182

>>15795412
playing with shit is a sign of violent trauma in one's early childhood

>> No.15796190

>>15796182
my mother beat me regularly, once cracking my ribs and another time burning me with hot oil. i was molested when i was 16. i will poopoo on my mommy’s wall as i please.

>> No.15796194

>>15795961
Ur thinking way too hard and with the wrong head

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>>15794101

>> No.15796206

>>15796190
by all means go ahead

>> No.15796207

>>15793370
Was he an esl? Assuming he lived in Hungary until the age of 22, how did he manage to learn English to such high degree?

>> No.15796227
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>>15794101
wtf is happening in this thread? also, that is not the current butterfly i believe

>> No.15796232

>>15796162
no it's better if they're as smart as possible.

>> No.15796238

>>15794101
There is no God

>> No.15796261

>>15793750
What a tasty hint of toe!

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>>15794078
>>15794101
>>15795412
PUT ME ON THE SCREENCAP

>> No.15796349

Young women just look so much better. Even with well kept women, there's just a lustre that they lose after about 23.
It's no coincidence that they also tend to become a bit more sensible around this time.

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>>15793370
>>15794078
>>15794101
Kill yourselves

>> No.15796389

This thread is an abomination and makes me feel physically ill

>> No.15796393

>>15794078
>>15794101
>>15795412

/lit/ is truly the most intelligent board.

>> No.15796405
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>>15794101

>> No.15796436

>>15793370
What is that, the cure of incelism?

>> No.15796450

>>15793458
Just like Benvenuto Cellini

>> No.15796467

>>15793458
actually made me chuckle for some reason

>> No.15796484

>>15796389
It's the logical conclusion of this board, a hegelian tragedy if you may.

>> No.15796527

Fucking americans.

>> No.15796603
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15796603

this won't help when you have to shit near a bum, but it will help otherwise.

>> No.15796643

>>15796393
to intelegent not too shit their pants

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What in the blue blazes is going on in this thread?

>> No.15796688

>>15793458
based department? uh, yeah, you're gonna want to see this

>> No.15796712

>>15796688
Go back

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>>15793370
>>15794078
>>15794101

>> No.15796999

this just proves that God is indeed dead.
I think the exact date is prolly whenever scat started showing up

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>>15796999
>sharting killed god
Checked! Sharting god to death is way too based for this world, I can just imagine the smell.

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>>15796999
Scat has always been around

>> No.15797032

>>15797022
that's just eating shit tho.
plenty of animal with inefficient digestive systems do it, like cows.

scat is the enjoyment purely from just shitting.
i mean, there is just no other explanation; evolution or otherwise for its existence.
its just pure degeneracy.
god either left us or cursed us.
insectoids are prolly worse tho.

>> No.15797085

>>15797032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ok3EZnpaD4

>> No.15798027

OP here, just wanted to clarify that my gf was there with me the entire time as I dragged her along with me for all of these escapades

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>>15794101
fucking hell bros

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>>15793370
only book you need to read

>> No.15798142

>>15798027
How does that work with the pygmy skateboard? Do you scoot ahead 20 feet and wait for her to catch up like you are escorting a slow walking npc?

>> No.15798170

>>15793458
akin to a contemporary ulysses really

>> No.15798180

>>15798142
She borrows my other board

>> No.15798220

>>15793458
Outstanding post, maybe you should write an autobiography as well.

>> No.15798261

>>15794101
Love to come to /lit/ and talk about vaginal discharge with the fellas.

>> No.15798284

>>15794101
>>15794078
What the fuck is this Pynchonesque thread?

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>>15798027
>Still trying to pretend that shitting his pants is cool and just another part of his rad zero-fucks-given attitude

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Putte me on de scringap

>> No.15798351

Listen your piece of shit, show me your stinky pants or I'll fucking demolish your life.
I need that brown gold in my throat you dirty monkey that makes me hard as fuck!

>> No.15798402

This is a truly glorious thread

>> No.15798411
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>>15793458
kek, I love this board sometimes

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Still waiting for that anon to poo and write on the wall

>> No.15798477

>>15798180
pic of that would be nice :)

>> No.15798508

Posting in based thread

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>>15794101
>>15794078

Do none of you faggots wipe? Imagine leaving the toilet before your asshole is as spotless as the virgin Mary’s.

You all disgust me. If there’s even an inkling of skid I immediately wash the offending clothes if possible.

This is worse than gore posting what the fuck

>> No.15798540

>>15794024
holy based

>> No.15798544

>>15794572
ill read it first and thanks always looking to add to the chart

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>This thread

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>> No.15798584

>>15793458
You're on campus and you decide the only place to shit is out in the street.

>> No.15798598

>>15795446
Like most i find women my age immature and very much in pop culture sphere of things which is just cancer to be around, but for me through inflection, its probably because in the early years of puberty i was raised by my aunt who had the biggest fattest north african ass i had seen till then and watching her breastfeed her son made me aroused and envious to such a degree i would later push him down the stairs(hes fine).

>> No.15798629

>>15795142
as a middle easterner after i found out what Americans do after going to the bathroom i never one swam in a pool with them again

>> No.15798631

>>15793370
I'm Hungarian and I haven't the slightest idea of what this guy is talking about.

>> No.15798637
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>>15798631
you don't have milfs and incels in Hungary ?

>> No.15798651

>>15796207
Why are you so incredulous? If Joseph Conrad could learn English in his 20s and go on to be one of the most famous novelists of the English language surely it's not that hard to believe that you could learn English to a high degree as a continental europoor.

>>15798637
We do, but I don't think I've ever encountered this contrasting attitude towards what is perceived to be ideal that he talks about.

>> No.15798668

>>15798651
I don't know about the rest of Europe but i heard the Italians and Germans have a thing for older women to some degree.

>> No.15798675

>>15793750
Holy mcfucking kill yourself dude

>> No.15798685

>>15798668
Yeah, just read Demian and you'll see

>> No.15798694
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>>15798584
Not on the street.

It was behind the Microsoft Cafe, on this wooded path. It’s a steep hill that’s much more hidden and overgrown than it looks. Nobody could see me but I did wake up the bum sleeping at the top of the hill

>> No.15798697

>>15798668
...on a second thought I've forgotten to consider the possibility that we've become so thoroughly americanized since his day that such attitudes and cultural nuances have been completely eradicated.

>> No.15798713

>>15793750
i already know what you look like based on that image alone. funny how that works, faggot.

>> No.15798715

>>15798697
That's the sad state much of the world has become.

>> No.15798714
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>>15798694
The bum was on the bench and I was way down below the cliff behind the bench, under a tree behind a bush

>> No.15798724

>>15794101
Toasting in epic bread.

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>>15794101

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>>15793370
append me to the screen capture

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>> No.15799380

>>15794101
Is this from the new hole? Does this happen to trans often???????

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>>15794101

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>>15793370
>>15794101
WTF IS THIS THREAD

>> No.15800145

Still waiting on the asswipe to deliver.

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>>15793370
So this is how /lit/ dies, with literal shitposting.

>> No.15800239

>>15795446
Taboo plus attainability fetish.

>> No.15800281

>>15798469
This

>> No.15800426

>>15793458
this tool might become useful to you one day, fellow roman. verba baseda, frater
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xylospongium

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>>15795446
Giant tits

>> No.15800502

Put me in the screen cap

>> No.15800525

Fuck this thread

>> No.15800534

I hope Butts gets permabanned. That was fucking nasty.

>> No.15800569

what were the deleted posts?
got archive?

>> No.15800572

>>15800534
that wasn't her

>> No.15800593

>>15800569
google.tk

>> No.15800717
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highest iq board

>> No.15800727

>>15800572
this. I have her trip filtered and that one wasn't. I normally dislike buttercunt but that one was an imposter. Good keks though.

>> No.15800729

>>15800593
huh? it doesn't do anything

>> No.15800743

>>15799463
>>15799467
what was it?

>> No.15800746

>>15800572
I don't care.

>> No.15800756

>>15800717
It's not like the competition is any better

>> No.15800758

>>15800746
good for you

>> No.15800773

CAN SOMEONE POST THE FUCKING PHOTOS AGAIN

>> No.15800792

>>15793370
What did you have, a prologue shit transplant?

>> No.15800799
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>>15800773
>>>/lit/thread/S15793370
Fuck janni

>> No.15800800

learn to use the fucking archives yuo faucking newfags get off my board!!

>> No.15800819

>>15800773
>>15799733

>> No.15801051

>>15800792
Bong hit transplant

>> No.15801086

>>15800799
Based

>> No.15801117

>/lit/ has a poopy underpants thread

this is really not based at all

>> No.15801129

>>15801117
this is great content compared to the pol spam

>> No.15801130

>>15795446
usually they're wiser, more chill, and more grounded. they know what they're doing and know all the tricks in life and in bed. a sweeping generalization but it's usually true.

>> No.15801208

>>15798598
now this is a truly literary upbringing

>> No.15801584

>all these attention starve newfags asking to be put in the screencap
Kill yourselves

>> No.15801587

>>15801584
put me in the screencap

>> No.15801609

How embaRICEsing

>> No.15802572

>>15793458
I just want to say we here at /lit/ do not codone shitting your pants and making up fake stories to justify shitting our pants. Except OP.

>> No.15802703

>>15795757
What the fuck are these colours for? Am I supposed to have clear shits?

>> No.15802715

>>15800743
Butterfly went mad and posted a picture of her shitty underpants when asked to show her penis first.

>> No.15802749
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>>15793458
pic related
(You)

>> No.15802889

>>15795383
>not using a bidet and powerwashing the shit off your anus

>> No.15803077

>>15795961
>older women are not retarded, vapid husks

>> No.15803087

>>15795446
low standards and cuckoldry
>>15801130
>wiser

>> No.15803097

>>15803077
>why, yes, I'm a low-class pleb. How did you know?

>> No.15803117

>>15796349
maternal-based insecurity and dependency makes modern men seek older women to be a surrogate mother figure. they are afraid to truly leave the nest and be with a young, virgin woman yet with no qualities reminiscent of his mother.

>> No.15803133 [DELETED] 

>>15798668
>chucked and defeated people's like used goods

>> No.15803161

>>15798170
under rated post

>> No.15803163

>>15803097
your mommy issues are the most plebeian thing possible. it dominates the sexuality of western society today. you're going to hell for adultery.

>> No.15803180

>>15803163
You act as if all older women are married. Great projection. You'll be going to hell for being a massive faggot.

>> No.15803186

>>15803180
>this biblically illiterate

>> No.15803193

>>15802715
No.

>>15803077
Your mother’s a retarded, vapid husk

>> No.15803201

>>15800444
>thicc
>good hips action
>fun personality
>older and there for wiser and more mature
she wants to have a good time but isn't going to play the kind of games young hoes play, she needs a real man, as she is a real women

>> No.15803206

>>15794024
Based, the blatant exhibition of disgusting soiled underwear by OP and butterfly that transpired in this thread lends complete and total validity to this theory. We need a society where hitch hiker thumb defects are aborted at birth.

>> No.15803211

>>15803186
You're the one who accused me of adultery, thereby implying I sleep with married women. Neck yourself but, before you do, stream it and post it here.

>> No.15803229

>>15803117
so that would make pedophiles the most secure and independent among us --real Chads!

>> No.15803232

>>15803211
You have not even the slightest idea what marriage and adultery mean. Go to church, faggot.

>> No.15803234

>>15803229
>children are the same as the sexual mature in their prime
god you're a fucking retard.

>> No.15803238

>>15803232
I'll go right after I sodomize your grandmother

>> No.15803250

>>15803234
when i say pedophile i also mean ephebophilia..

14 sure is better than 41! and you must be secure and independent too, i agree!

>> No.15803253

>>15794092
The most pathetic shit Ive ever heard
Worn out old leathery cunts vs young, joocy poosy
hmmm I wonder which one's better...

>> No.15803255

>>15803238
>changing topic because you don't know what you're talking about

>> No.15803258

STINKY PANTY BUTTERFLY WITH GROSS TURD IN THONG AND OXIDIZED YEAST COLONY! EW! STINKY!

>> No.15803263

>>15803250
yes, is the teen is sexual mature, and everyone who is not parentally damaged instinctually agrees.

>> No.15803270

>>15803263
if

>> No.15803322

>>15793370
>>15794024
I hate people with bent thumbs. I hate them so bad.

>> No.15803362

>>15803322
It's genuinely repellant desu

>> No.15803364

>>15803362
Its genuinely proof physiognomy.

>> No.15803416
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Posting in legendary thread

>> No.15803433
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>>15803416
The neoliberal pedo poster approves this thread, does he.

>> No.15803546

>>15793370
This is fucking awful but it's still the best post on this board in years

>> No.15803762

>>15803433
Dirty pants, I once saw you in a thread defending beauvoir and sartre grooming and diddling kids. You might want to find another insult for him: ideally, one that does not as such include yourself.

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>>15793370
All I want in my life is a milf gf i can vigorously fuck but I live in Misssissipi and the women are swollen pigs by 30.

>> No.15803839

>>15793458
It’s like if Diogenes has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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>>15793458

>> No.15803937

>>15795446
I like women who remind me of my mom, simple as

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>>15793458
Holy based....

>> No.15804464

Guys who reply no knowing what that was, it's vaginal discharge, all fertile girls leave their panties like that after the day.

>> No.15804600

>>15795446
I want to fuck my mom

>> No.15804681

>>15803433
Stop posting your smelly panties please

>> No.15804849

>>15804464
that's just not true though is it just because you slept with one girl with a`gammy pussy doesn't mean all girls look like that lmao

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A lonely man is always in a bad company - Paul Valery

>> No.15805511

>>15803433
what are your politics butterfly

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>>15793370
>sharted underwear

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>underwear and pantie pics deleted
Rip

>> No.15805595

>>15804849
>that's just not true though is it just because you slept with one girl with a`gammy pussy doesn't mean all girls look like that lmao
Omg, how ignorant are you, this is why the incels and the red pill exists, you literally know nothing about women. Do yourself a favor and become less ignorant and search in any place the phrase "daily vaginal discharge" .

>> No.15805636

>>15804464
See >>15795757
Butterly has a raging std infection.

>> No.15805687

>>15805636
>See >>15795757
>Butterly has a raging std infection.
I'm sorry mate, I'm not the type of 4Chan user who doesn't accept error. I didn't saw that PIC, I'm not sure if it is bad or not but could be and if it is it is not a STD but a typical BV.

>> No.15805756

>>15803762

>> No.15805777
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Butterfly has STD’s and her boyfriend shits his pants

When do we get our literature board back?

>> No.15805809

>>15795730
This. Skateboarding is the pro wrestling of coasties.

>> No.15805818

>>15795961
Women become cool at about 28. Younger than that they are horrible retards.

>> No.15805841

Can't wait until Chinese surveillance tech is advanced enough to ID this chud and get him cancelled. You think it won't match those ugly ass freckles on your knees with that photo from the class trip to the beach?

>> No.15805866

>>15805687
Nah, it was a very thick-green yellow. Maybe mucus or pus. Definitely a festering untreated STD.

>> No.15805868

>>15805777
trips confirm le chess girl is cute af

>> No.15805873

>>15805868
How big do you think her penis is?

>> No.15805889

>>15793458
This sounds like something out of a Pynchon novel

>> No.15805896

>>15805866
She's lesbian, aren't they super clean?

>> No.15805905

>>15805873
This is a real woman, not a tranny

>> No.15805956

>>15793750
figures the kind of guy that shits his pants and then posts about it on 4chan would ride a poserboard

>> No.15805970

>>15805868
Andrea Botez, fyi

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>>15795446
People create a virtual image of the "mature" older woman from watching too much porn so when they picture it in their heads they always think of a mommy type person with huge hips and breasts and some humble personality.
When you make people think of the old woman and right after the "young" woman they will picture the young woman as the opposite, as a dumb naive brainwashed hag.

This also plays a funny game inside a woman's head when they hear this, women and age is a topic that they have a lot of concern about even when they say it doesnt affect them, they also like to praise this image of the "older mature woman is better" thing since it gives them relief that they will better judged as they grow older.

Of course this is all huge generalizations that happen inside people's heads and nearly dont apply in reality when it comes to people choosing their partners and preferences. If you look closer at these mature women larpers they are just looking for women with mommy personality and physical traits of a slightly less young hot woman.

>> No.15806027

Who else saved the Syphilis panties.jpg?

>> No.15806110

>>15805873
i wish it was bigger than mine but she doesnt have one

>> No.15806211

>>15805777
she got molested at 14 in a bathroom at a chess tournament. I wish I was that dude that molested her that would be sweet

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>>15806027
Saved it forever brother. A memento I will always cherish.

>> No.15806246

>>15805970
thats alexandra botez, andrea is her sister

>> No.15806287

>>15806230
Jesus Christ

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>>15805956
OP here.

What am I posing as, exactly? A guy who wants to cruise?

Also I was raised by my insane father who came from a child molesting foster home, and became a professional award winning surfer, but demanded me to become a professional skater/surfer as a child once he was too old to be profesh and had to work as a surfboard shaper at his own factory.

I was forced to get up at 4:30am and be out the door by 5am to go surf in the pitch black morning, freezing in the dark sea. My father would bark at me to plunge under waves, as this helps you advance past the swell and get to the bigger waves in even deeper water. If it wasn’t for the wetsuit, my teeth would be chattering even more than they already would.

Later in the day I was forced to drop in on giant half-pipes at our local skate warehouse, where he would scream at me and demand I do a proper kick flip. This didn’t stop until one day I was in a motocross race he forced me to attend, and during a race, I stopped my bike in the middle of the other racers, took my helmet off, and climbed over the dirt ramp and then the fence, to stop being forced to do stupid sports I had no interest in.

I wanted to be an animator, but he had thrown away my secret binder of hundreds of drawings, and wouldn’t allow me to watch anything animated. I wasn’t allowed to read books, as he wanted me to be a skater/surfer who slayed pussy. My middle school had only 6 white kids and my days were surrounded by the lowest classes and races of the world, mostly black and Mexican.

Thanks to the correspondence from my father to the teachers, I was told not to read any extracurricular books from the sparse library, and would daily try to sneak some reading in before the librarian would escort me out, based on my father’s request.

He now owns a duck hunting boat tour company and I daydream of propositioning a father son hunt with him and blowing his stupid Irish head off.

>> No.15806559

>>15805905
Come on really

>> No.15806571

>>15803762
this, butterfly is a old creepy bitch

>> No.15806607

>>15806571
DJ Assault needs to do a track dedicated to butters that's like "old .. creepy.. bitch old creepy bitch oldcreepycreepycreeepy BITCH"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rM

>> No.15806697

>>15803193
Butterfly are you actually a tranny ma nigga?

>> No.15806712

>>15806548
Mate...

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>>15806548
Not authentic. Every skater/surfer is an artsy bitch who wants to do "low brow" graphics after he's washed up on the board. No surfer dad would throw out his son's art.

>> No.15806767

>>15806760
Wtf are you on about. In SoCal, skaters are violent psychos who start fist fights over everything and smoke blunts every hour.

>> No.15806773

>>15806760
this is total horse shit and you’ve never met a real surfer. go watch the bra boys doc

>> No.15806814

>>15793458
love this

>> No.15806818

>>15806548
Cool story bro now go wash your underwear. But I suppose no one would notice if you shit your pants in Seattle anyway

>> No.15806824

>>15806773
>you've never met a real surfer
>go watch some gay documentary

ok

>> No.15806885

>>15793743
My penis is average size

>> No.15807433

>>15793458
>the most intelligent board on 4chan

>> No.15807481

>>15806697
No.

>>15805896
I am.

>>15805511
Anarchist

>>15804681
I don’t even click on the picture. Not me.

>>15803762
We have warosu, you know?

>> No.15807518

>>15807481
stop attention whoring. stop responding to 50 people talking to/about you. this board isn't your blog. stop coming here to talk about yourself with men 30 years younger than you.

>> No.15807684

>>15807481
>I am.

I know you are fellow, U nice, I like you. Chill.

>> No.15807692

>>15807518
If you want her to stop attention whoring then stop fucking responding to her you dolt

>> No.15808211

How the fuck is this thread still up

>> No.15808556

>>15794024
thumblet fag, You are as stiff as and old man