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15786612 No.15786612 [Reply] [Original]

>You want to trade foreskins? Check out this sick foreskin I got from a Philistine.

What do you respond?

>> No.15786631

>Yeah Dude I only have a million of these lard ass burger foreskins but I'll trade them all for one pure philistine of worth

>> No.15786633
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15786633

you reckon yhwh is circumcised?

>> No.15786659

>>15786631
Imagine having symbolic castration as a cultural norm
Explains a lot about the US

>> No.15786673

>>15786612
Run him through with my short sword

>>15786633
No, that’s why Abraham made everyone cut themselves. He was grossed out by his god

>> No.15786680
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15786680

>sure thing, i’m a mohel but i also date gentiles and skin their penises at night when they fall asleep and then i crawl out the window so i have both judaic infant and rare adult gentile foreskins. i’m very interested in philistine foreskin because my collage is coming together quickly and i’d like some rare ‘skins to really wow the guests at the gallery showing.

>> No.15786692

>foreskin collection
based hobby.

>> No.15787013

>>15786612
Sorry, I don't have a foreskin. Can I bum one off of you?