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Alright lads, the 2020 Summer Cup is upon us, and /lit/ F.C. is still somehow in it. We need to determine which of our boys we are taking with us to win our star, and also to see what the intellectuals of /lit/ think about the current state of our club.
The following link will be very useful if you have no idea what is going on here:

https://pastebin.com/iEAqWBVf

Here is the link to the poll:

https://forms.gle/TrmphqQkigh2JULr5

Suggestions made in this thread will also be considered, so go ahead and join us (but make sure to actually add your suggestion to the poll if you are suggesting a player).

>> No.15765827

Also, if you'll notice we are taking suggestions for a victory anthem since we've never had an official one. Historically we've used our anthem or the goal horn, so just pick anything that you think wouldn't be gay

>> No.15765907

>>15765783
this is gay but I voted

>> No.15766094

Why isn't wuthering heights by Kate Bush the anthem? Also can we add butterfly and guano as players?

>> No.15766123

>>15766094
*guenon

>> No.15766191
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15766191

Stoner when?

>> No.15766218

>>15766094
That has been recommended before, maybe this time.
Also, to all the early voters who went for Uncle Ted, I hadn’t realized he’s on /out/, so he’s been removed sadly

>> No.15766357

The club is shit, but still supporting. I was waiting this thread.
We need a better manager, like a Marcelo Bielsa of literature.
Start with the greeks is our key player, but we need a better defensive midfield.

>> No.15766424

>>15765783
Add René Guénon (PBUH)

>> No.15766435

>>15766191
What the fuck?

>> No.15766567

>>15765783
Where is Lovecraft's cat

>> No.15766664

Cemetery Gates for theme song

>> No.15766709

>>15766435
yeah can't believe Charlotte Bronte would rip off John Williams like that

>> No.15766745

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umEDct4BoGc

>> No.15766928

>>15766218
>bending over to /out/

>> No.15766960
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>>15766567

>> No.15767030

>>15765827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phBThlPTBEg

>> No.15767268

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klPZIGQcrHA
for the anthem desu

>> No.15767453

>>15766928
I think you missed our last match

>> No.15767470

>>15765783
Get Guénon in there for fuck's sake. Why isn't he already a part of the team?

>> No.15767703

>>15765783
Wtf does Orson Welles have to do with /lit/?

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>>15767703
nigga

>> No.15767736

>arse full of farts
what's this one referencing?

>> No.15767741

>>15765827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqAOGduIFbg

>> No.15767761

More importantly why hasent Candle bro been added as a reserve

>> No.15767765

>>15766664
seconding this tbdesu

>> No.15767766

>>15765827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfwofyYRPhg

>> No.15767908

>>15767761
This or anon's brother who wrote dragon fanfic

>> No.15768073

>>15767908
yeah 2000 page Dragon fanfic needs to get added too

>> No.15768165
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>>15767736
>he doesn’t know

>> No.15768366

>>15765827
This is the only correct answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQfiWFwVF8M

>> No.15768479

No J. K. “The Tranny Trampler” Rowling?

>> No.15768498

>>15768479
No matter what her opinions on trannies is her books will always be garbage

>> No.15768514

>>15765827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usfiAsWR4qU
Anthem.

>> No.15769315

>>15768498
Based

>> No.15769489

>>15768366
godamnit anon, when you're right, you're right. And you, you're always right

>> No.15769539

>>15766357
We'd be better off with a 4-4-2 formation or even 3-5-2.

>> No.15769547

>>15767766
kek

>> No.15769567

>>15765827
Get the fuck out of the way, plebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K8dN2zIKCY

>> No.15769593

>>15767736
Newfag, filtered and cringe.

>>15769539
Or 4-2-3-1 using DFW as CAM. Tolstoievski should improve if we are thinking in 3-5-2.

Guénon (PBUH) should be there, and Pynchon too. The meme trilogy is a must in the team. Butterfly can suck my Dick, she don't even know football.

>> No.15769635

>>15765827
https://youtu.be/AgtEOpaunkw
It's not so much that I think it's actually good (but it is. It's fucking beautiful), it's about how the other guys are gonna feel when they realize they were beat by a bunch of faggot slapping retards

>> No.15769680

>>15769635
this sound plays in my head constantly

>>15769593
Yeah, I like the 4-2-3-1 too.

>> No.15769705

>>15769593
Pynchon is on the team

>> No.15770057

>>15767703
>>15767736
shiggydiggy

>> No.15770674

>>15765827
https://youtu.be/RZkIAVGlfWk?t=2695
https://youtu.be/jv2WJMVPQi8?t=1475

Or, if it has to be explicitly /lit/ related:
https://youtu.be/cmds2NZ5Hxc?t=263

>> No.15770802

>>15765783
Add pseud to the roster because every libtard faggot says it here

>> No.15771768

>>15765827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivq7boJsWS0
If we keep scoring it stays away

>> No.15771772

>>15765783
I cracked the fuck with the forms, it will be awesome, props anon

>> No.15772220

>>15765827
this is a real banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo4Sqt2Bmag

>> No.15772225

>>15772220
this was used by another 4cc team but that was years ago and its unclaimed at the moment

>> No.15772245

>>15772220
or actually use ths as anthem and our current anthem as new victory anthem. Boris always says its very comfy for him to listen to it while setting up a new game and you wanna have hype music at the start not the end.

>> No.15772470

>>15771768
this is more /x/ but I downloaded it for myself anyway

>> No.15773072

>>15769593
Agreed, we need new blood on the team, lads have gotten old and complacent

>> No.15773108
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>>15773072
he should re-enter our team, even if there are not as many threads nowadays as there used to be, acceleration as a whole has become a popular meme here and on pol but this board discussed him for 4-5 years now.

>> No.15774101

>>15773108
My insider information to you is that he is polling well, but it’s close

>> No.15774837

no idea if that pasta has a name or if it originated on /lit/ but what about a representat for the "Explain X to me RIGHT NOW OR I FUCKING KILL YOU. DONT DUMB IT DOWN..." pasta

>> No.15775183

the fact that land and guenon(pbuh) aren't in here is a crime

>> No.15775290

KatieLovedBooks needs to be added to the roster

>> No.15775295

>>15775290
stale, we had her for like 5 years and she is never discussed

>> No.15775322

>>15775295
Better than garbage like yes the prose and meta meme modernism

>> No.15775328

>>15775322
thats true but you need to think: The player I want on the team competes with all other players, so I cannot support you for tactical reasons.

>> No.15775370

You faggots are all going to vote for butterfly aren't you

>> No.15775470
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>>15775370
tripfags need to get knived

>> No.15775477

>>15765827
https://youtu.be/ph0BHu0PB-s?t=20

>> No.15775482

>>15772220
+

>> No.15775863

>>15775370
butters is a CUTE

>> No.15775874

>>15775863
literal subhuman

>> No.15775876

>>15775322
Ay yes the prose was a great meme

>> No.15775905

what the everloving fuck is this thread

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>>15775905
>he doesnt know

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>>15775940
AHAHA DONT TELL HIM HIIHIHIHIHI
our secret club ))))
you are a nigger

>>15775905
pic related

>> No.15776059

>>15765783
Autoscat OUT

>> No.15776516

>>15774837
would be fun to hear how the commentators pronounce delueze

>> No.15777867

>>15776021
>russians

>> No.15777869

>>15777867
so what is the joke, I dont get it?

>> No.15778666

A lot of the /lit/ memes the last five years have been utter shit, I think most player names should be Euro authors. If I have to compromise and get only one player name of my choice, it would be Jelinek's mom.

Anthem: Marche pour la cérémonie des Turcs.

>> No.15778729

>>15778666
As an addendum, I think it is very important not to reward trip-/namefagging and spamming, and so both Buttterfly and Guenon should be disqualified from becoming players.

A suggestion for eleven players would be

>DFW
>Start With The Greeks
>Pure Ideology
>Gregory Berrycone
>Jelinek's mom
>Ivo Andric
>Laszlo Krasznahorkai
>Knut Hamun
>Tony Buddenbrook
>Michel Djerzinski
>No Discernable Talent

>> No.15779354

>>15778666
>>15778729
not how this works

>> No.15779646

>>15779354
I also wrote it in the poll.