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15757535 No.15757535[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>not a having /lit/ mommy fwb to read to you

>> No.15757548

>>15757535
>"to define is to limit" -a known homosexual

>> No.15757549 [DELETED] 

the last thread got real weird, butterfly was inviting anons to eat her out and saying she used to eat man ass herself

>> No.15757560

>>15757549
butterfly girl scares me. will she eat out my ass too (in a nonconsensual manner)?

>> No.15757584

>>15757549
screenshots now

>> No.15757625

>>15757549
she’s a disgusting geriatric bitch. she’s always talking about her past experiences eating shit-encrusted male assholes. i hate it so much. why can’t she drop the trip and act like a normal fucking person rather than a crazed poophound?

>> No.15757638

>>15757549
some people should really stop existing

>> No.15757935

>>15757535
limitation is the only thing that gives man purpose
ever turn on cheats on an old rts game and lose interest after you realize theres no challenge?
oscar is a hack

>> No.15758186

>>15757549
Who is butterfly?

>> No.15758641

>>15758186
A diaper fetishist who spams her own diarrhea porn and garbage commie lit

>> No.15758654

>>15758641
So she's a jewess then? jews are heavy into scat.

>> No.15758897

my tinder description is literally "looking for someone to explain Deleuze to me"

still 0 matches lads

>> No.15759235

i was talking to a girl i met on tinder and it turned out she is just awesome as a person. And in the conversation, there was a moment where i felt she was finally mine, i had her completely and i could do everything i want to her if we met someday.. but at the same time i felt, for the first time, the vacuity of my pursuit of sexual desire and im depressed af now.. what should i do ?

>> No.15759286

>>15759235
>what should i do
Get off Tinder

>> No.15759301

>>15757549
Trannies are mentally retarded

>> No.15759348

>>15757549
>would 100% eat buttercunt's butthole
>doesnt get invited to dine at her fine behind
life isnt fair bros...

>> No.15759361
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15759361

>>15757549
the memes were always real

>> No.15759363

>>15759348
is someone going to post the six part pasta of butterfly getting her ass fucked until she sprays diarrhea...?
asking for a friend...

>> No.15759405

>>15757549
In no way did I suggest such a thing
>>15757584
That would contradict his story
@15757625
@15758641
Fake posts

>> No.15759445

>>15759405
how are you celebrating the fourth of july weekend?

>> No.15759486

>>15759235
stop living in your head, and stop asking other people for advice

>> No.15759547

>>15759405
so uh, can we read your shitporn?

>> No.15759708
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15759708

>>15757535
Any books where the main character dates women who look and act like his mother? asking for a friend

>> No.15759752
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15759752

>>15759363
I wasn’t aware of the other 5 parts.. thank you anon.

>> No.15759807

>>15759708
>39
>wants baby someday

kek

>> No.15759827

>>15759708
if she loves life so much why is she whoring herself on a dating app BOOM OWNED

>> No.15759835

>>15759752
There was like a second part that was six different posts, don’t onow what happened to it

>> No.15759852

>>15759827
>Seething

>> No.15759854
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15759854

>>15757535
Very literary legs Tbh

>> No.15759864

>>15759852
thanks for replying. you are a compass: whenever you disagree with my comments i know im on the right side

>> No.15759870

>>15759708
>talking about her unpublished book before even the first date
yeesh

>> No.15759879

>>15759752
>>15759835
Rain hitting thin panes of glass. The office is filled with an unsettling ambience that ripples silently up your arms, into the sleeves of your shirt. You can hear the doctor’s words-- can even parse some of the convoluted medical jargon-- but it all comes out muddled by the din outside. All the careful research and planning means nothing now. Something drastic has to be done. To be present in the room is to accept tacitly the horror to come, like hearing enemy bombs drop from under thick concrete ceiling.
“--dissociative coprophagia--” “--delusions of constipation--”
Professional timewasting; a dozen labcoats and thousands of dollars in philanthropy couldn’t do more than put a series of names to the condition you have come to know in person. You can sense the doctor’s concern, but it is all too late now: why else would you be sitting here, receiving this briefing?
“-- baconator fries---” “-- just can’t get her to listen--”
They need help; they always do. You wait for the cue: head-drooped, pulling glasses off with one hand to raise and reveal learned frustration: “what we’re trying to say is, we need your expertise.” He forgot to say “again.”

>> No.15759882

>>15759864
if by right side you mean retard side, yeah

>> No.15759887

>>15759870
>I'm not young anymore but I'm very smart
;^)

>> No.15759888

>>15759879
A stroll down the aisle of padded cells. Deranged blubbering and passionate discussions with the imagined overtake the white noise of the rain. She’s back there waiting, probably downloading .gifs of Jitka Cerhova, finger stuck obliviously in dry cunt. Maybe she’s bathed since the last time. Maybe she’s changed into something other than pippi-longstocking footy-pajamas decorated in those murky, technicolor stains. Maybe. As you draw closer to the door, you become aware that the good doctor has left you, unable to bear what will be your sacred duty. A keyboard clacks slowly within, timidly, behind the heavy oak. She knows, but she plays coy. She let’s you knock and ask politely to be let in.
“Come in, anon…” forcing her voice into something sweet and smoky-- betrayed of course by the acrid stink somehow permeating the door.
One, shadeless fluorescent dangling from the ceiling casts a flickering stale light over the scene. Back to you, her typing has now slowed to sporadic pokes at the keyboard. She pretends not to notice you, or the gurgling soreness in her colon. Her stage is set.
“So…” she clicks ‘post.’ “you’ve come back to see me…”
She teases you, and elucidates her demented narrative (she is an internet activist of sorts, plagued endlessly by neo-fascist /pol/-tards and garden variety neoliberals-- an entirely complex lore underlies it all) and applies more foundation. Your stomach proceeds, unconsciously, to secure itself, as an erection begins to coalesce in your pants. The familiar feeling of interrupted pleasure-- a nonsexual copulation about to begin, in which no feeling will ride the nerves of your penis and spine up to the brain (god forbid…)-- of which your genitals are grimly familiar. She spies the chubby devil, and pretends she doesn’t notice yet. Clumsily she proceeds from her desk chair to her hands and knees. She is careful not to give away her hidden discomfort, the project she has been working on for almost a month now. Only a pink flush and the sweat of an upper lip betray the cool air she has been practicing.

>> No.15759889

>>15759882
so your claim is that butterfly's positions are non-retarded?

>> No.15759892

>>15759888
“I’m too dry anon, I need your tongue,” she whimpers through tightly closed eyes. A resounding belch from below, as if confirming this to be the case. Screaming will not help, you remind yourself as you lower your opened mouth. Pubic vegetation must be parted, and watering eyes must be shut tight. This will take over a minute as the sprawling weave absorbs drool nearly as fast as it is applied. Soon: breakthrough. Tongue caresses and soothes puckered anal lips, rose-red, quivering in desperation. Pungent, brie cheese-- but is it flavor or scent? You suppress the urge to vomit with expert skill.
With more saliva the maw cracks open, releasing tainted fumes into your eyes. Whipping your head back, aware now of the dripping sweat of manual labor collected on your shoulders and forehead. You try scattering your thoughts, returning to the requisite mindlessness of the task-- it will only be open for so long. Luckily your hand is somehow already preparing, vigorously jerking your dry cock until it stands up straight.

“Anon, p-pleease…. oh, oh god, oh…” giving little angry infant kicks in the air, she needs you in her asshole. You grab her haunches and plunge-- spear in the belly of the beast.
So used to clenching, holding back, her sphincter fights you, squeezes hard on your swollen helmet. Drive returning and eyes on your prize, you push through and enter her rectum.
Indescribable sensations: soupy, gritty-- the feeling of fillia and colonic ribbing-- hot as fresh stew, but, wait, what was that so cold and syrupy? A pained silence on her flustered face, broken sporadically by tiny yelps and the unwilled trembling of the lower jaw, it is unclear whether she is working with or against you. You want to strike her-- and she may even let you-- but the job isn’t finished. There is no time for indulgence. The sensations align and agree; soon it is all hot, all spicy, and your urethra begins to sting. Impossible to tell if this is a good or bad sign, but some chemical reaction is taking place inside butterflies anal petri-dish. The task just became about your own safety.

>> No.15759896
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15759896

>>15759348
Is she wearing panties? Is that her bare tummy?
I'M GONNA COOOOOOM

>> No.15759897

>>15759892
Just then it hits you: divine inspiration possessing the artist. You see your maneuver in an instantaneous out-of-body dream, and, placing the balls of your feet on the floor, prepare yourself.
Needing moisture, you cram your fingers into her mouth-- she gags on them, but quietly trusts your judgement and squeezes her right breast. Wet fingers at the ready, you increase the speed of your pumps. Penis screaming in pain now-- don’t give up on me… deftly you slip index fingers in alongside your tired cock. Once in place, it is a matter of one swift and complex motion-- god willing.
Throwing your pelvis back, your penis, now freed, immediately deflates. All the tension of her sphincter now bears down on your fingers, and you fight it. Pulled tight like a rubber band, it requires all your upper body strength to keep her anus open. She’s yelling, cursing you, and in the opening you can see the neon pink lining of her colon give a few dry heaves. Too soon?? Your heart plummets as you crouch lower, still holding butterfly’s taut butthole agape. Peeking in with one wide-opened eye, you gaze into the abyss… somewhere in the depths, you’d swear it later, a satisfied smirk. A job done all too well...

>> No.15759905

>>15759897
With a dancer’s elegance, the tightly wound prolapse dilates: goopy waves of brown, yellow and green fly out-- crash into stinking mist on your cheeks. Hard pellets, some as big as thumbs, pummell your open eyes and mouth and a select few, like victorious sperm, manage to lodge themselves in your throat. Your open eye is bathed in some acrid tangerine oil, and one prophetic red pepper flake, as big in your vision as a falling comet, smolders in your cornea. The peculiar alchemical properties of this fecal stew become clear through the smells and flavors leaching into your skin. Mushy peas have become hard as bullets and shards of chicken bone (chicken bone??) are spongy and limp. The otherworldly phenomenon responsible for this change in state still hidden away in the recesses of intestine.
Heels planted, letting the gallons of oily shit pool around her ass and back, butterfly whimpers and paws at her sagging asshole, still yet to retain its shape. Her pussy, now glistening with a thin coat of slime, visible even from under pubes, she ignores. You pity her cunt, but understand that her deep psychological distress forbids her from achieving orgasm vaginally. Only this purge of excrement will settle her fetid libido. She is a levee, lasciviously craving her own destruction. Her deflated-balloon farts have ceased, yet her belly clenches in attempts to force out more. You haven’t yet taken a breath in, afraid of aspirating more fluid shit.
She’s thanking you, but the furrowed brow tells you she is already thinking about your next visit. She’s thinking about your swell new move that she will need to see again, and about the drive-thru at burger king, and a new double-patty hamburger with pickled jalapenos smothered in pepperjack cheese. She’s thinking about a dream she had in which you were tied down, blindfolded, and jaws wired open as she lowered her big white ass over you and poured a gallon of nacho cheese out from her shitbox. You are thinking about screaming now, but a green fiber of broccolini has you too choked up. There is no more din outside, and no more tumult in the distance. It’s all inside you now, and the calm of absolute terror and shame consumes you.

>> No.15759909

>>15759889
Anon, dating apps are dating apps. It is not an euphemism for whoring app.

>> No.15759925

>>15759888
fuck I forgot paragraph that goes after this:

“I’ve needed you so bad.” She plants her bottom on the floor and a fart sneaks out. She’s thought only of you, she explains, firmly grasping her dense ankles. And of the flood to come, and the need for release. Delicately, and in one sure motion, she flings her legs up and rolls onto her back. Struck by the effort of her maneuver, it is only after a beat that you see she is, in fact, not wearing panties. Her crotch, taint and asscrack-- even the underside of her belly-- are coated in an immense and tangled pubic forest. You continue to stare, unable to pull your eyes away, and see the distinct folds of labia and angry clitoris-- erect, standing an inch tall somehow-- just barely veiled by the dark brillo-pad nap. Her splayed vagina, held tightly in wiry black hairs, conjures images of paralysis and decay: a canoe stopped by a tar pit, coxswain frozen at the bow, remaining here, lifeless, only to deliver some forgotten warning to passersby. “lasciate ogne speranza…”
“Please anon, I can’t wait anymore.” The staccato flatulence interrupting her pleas only confirms the urgency. Make no mistake: she will not shit without your penile heroics. But should you turn and run now, the putrid stink of her other ‘shit’-- the fecal remnants of virtual logorrhea-- will only drive you back, her punisher and savior, to the dragon you must slay. With closed eyes you unzip, and settle to your knees. Taking her by sweating ass cheeks, you pull her taint to rest in your lap, against a tightened scrotum.

>> No.15759934

>>15759864
You equate dating apps as “whoring”
You’re insanely jealous that she’s successful and want to put yourself as somehow superior. You’re pathetic.

>>15759909
Even if it were a hookup app, who cares? We’re humans. Sexy beasts.

>> No.15759940

>>15759909
absolute mundane way of looking at things, you do not see the effects of dating apps in the sexual revolution and banalization of relationships. from now on i forbid you from replying to my posts. go away and never (you) me again. don't you dare replying to my posts, kiddo, i'm telling you

>> No.15759943

>>15759235
Get treated for low testosterone.

>> No.15759954

>>15759235
See her.

>> No.15759955

>>15759934
>You equate dating apps as “whoring”
yes

you are a tranny that namefags and posts lewd pics on the internet >>15759361 what would you know about modesty and the value of privacy?

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15759963

>>15759879
>>15759888
>>15759892
>>15759897
>>15759905
>>15759925
oh my, butterfly

>> No.15759964

>>15759940
KEK no. We are on 4chan, anon. That is the beauty of it. Why don't you pray for our souls? I'm sure God would appreciate that.

>> No.15759968

>>15759964
i was joking about the second part. i will

>> No.15759984
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15759984

>>15757535
Downloaded tinder these days and got 10 likes or so. Managed to see some ugly girls liking me, a transexual, my sister and cousin... Then the app said there was no more people nearby and I deleted my account, it was completely demoralizing.
I don't know why I give so much value to female attention, like it was going to fix something. I'm fucked in the head, thanks for reading.

>> No.15759991

>>15759963
I’m not available

>> No.15759993

>>15759934
It is not exactly that. Most people are looking for relationships and getting out of the app.

>> No.15760002

>>15759870
just like the average /lit/ poster

>> No.15760003

>>15759984
how could that flying reptile sustain its head and beak uh oh i think paleonthology is a meme discipline after all

>> No.15760017

>>15759984
We need human contact, and of course some intimate contact too.
Dating apps/sites aren’t very good, but they can get you to practice interacting. Don’t give up on yourself

>> No.15760083

>>15759991
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOURE TO BLAME
visiting this board is just a recipe for heartbreak
have a nice weekend, butterkant
>i still luv u

>> No.15760096

>>15759984
>my sister
n...nice?
>I don't know why I give so much value to female attention, like it was going to fix something. I'm fucked in the head
sometimes the juice aint worth the squeeze my fren

>> No.15760114

>>15759905
Beautiful.Thanks anon

>> No.15760125
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15760125

>>15759984
Download Bumble, the girls there are nicer.

>> No.15760131

>>15760125
>want someday
;_;

>> No.15760142

>>15760125
What is the difference?

>> No.15760143

>>15760125
>>15759708
>39 and 43
>want someday

OH NONONONO SOMEBODY TELL THEM. YOU WERE IN YOUR PRIMES IN THE 20S WHAT DID YOU DO

>> No.15760146

>>15760125
Well even if she fucked up in her past this is kind of sad.

>> No.15760149

>>15759708
>2 eggs left
>lets fuckiing go

>> No.15760160

>>15760146
I have never liked how people take these profiles from women or men and then post them on other sites and mock them.

>> No.15760170

>>15760160
thats wrong yes but perhaps they should never publicly expose themselves in a public app in the first place?

>> No.15760175

>>15760160
These are all public. Keep private what you wish not to be known.

>> No.15760182

Butterfly is a retard

Walked to dunkins wifi to post this lads

>> No.15760181

>>15760170
Mock what? What is wrong with those women?

>> No.15760185

>>15760170
Spoken like an anonymous troll

>> No.15760192

>>15760182
based donut boy

>> No.15760234
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15760234

>>15760170
I would marry them desu
god i'm lonely

>> No.15760242

>>15760234
KEK anon, don't marry like that. That is why there are so many people divorcing.

>> No.15760248

>>15760185
Said like a true namefag.

>> No.15760249

>>15760234
aim for the highest apples, they do too

>> No.15760267

>>15760143
>>15760131
relax you fucking schizos they probably froze their eggs

>> No.15760273

>>15760248
Truly, troll.

>> No.15760279

this board is fucking shit. shit shit shit.

>> No.15760326
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15760326

>>15760279

>> No.15760342

>>15760326
b-b-bu? thats my cat

>> No.15760359

>>15759405
Fuck off faggot youre the reason threads get deleted in the first place

>> No.15760366

>>15760017
Spending $500 to spend 2 hours and have a meal with an escort is legitimately better practice than detachedly listening to a tinder roastie talk about her interests and ambiguously about what she thinks of life, because half an escort's job is to hold decent, if not stimulating, conversation as companionship, even with slobby fat 60 year old men. In any case, it's better all over to just get a date by asking an interesting woman out in real life. Once you've met one woman who uses a dating app, you've met them all.

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>>15760125
>>15759708

>> No.15760375

>>15760160
You know where you are, right?

>> No.15760377
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15760377

>>15760359
The report button and janitors are why threads get deleted

>> No.15760395

>>15760366
Liberal posting.
>Everything’s a commodity
>You get more bang for your buck
Degenerate

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15760396

>>15759708

>> No.15760411
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>>15760273

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>>15760367
imagine being a woman in this day and age desu. you are brainwashed to be independent and seek a job then in your late 30s you realize you missed what really matters and theres no coming back. almost like us losing 10 years shitposting

>> No.15760448

>>15760017
>we need human contact
Kek, look at this guy

>> No.15760450

>>15760267
Frozen gametes are often unviable.

>> No.15760477

>>15757549
>mfw didn't get the invitation for the thread afterparty in her priv server

>> No.15760492

>>15760395
>Everything’s a commodity
>You get more bang for your buck
Life is fleeting, why not try to make the most out of it? Especially something beneficial like decent conversation.
>Degenerate
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. I did say that it's a better experience to date a woman normally rather than paying a prostitute or hooking up with some hoe over an app.

>> No.15760512

>>15759870
She's one of us

>> No.15760520

>>15760419
I feel pity for all the women who chased careers at the cost of relationships and a family and realized too late that work is empty & soul crushing.

>> No.15760523

>>15759708
>39
>want someday
might have to settle for a cat, i'm afraid

>> No.15760540

>>15759405
butters dear my asshole needs a thorough tonguing

>> No.15760598

>>15759708
>>15759984
these look like linkedin accounts. so unappealing

>> No.15760606

>>15760598
meant for >>15760125

>> No.15760622

>>15760520
I'm troubled more by the young men who know they'll be missing out on both, and they're right.

>> No.15760662

>>15760622
right on what? being a neet? im a neet myself but i dont think im right

>> No.15760750

>>15760662
Brothers.. I know the dark feelings of neetdom all too well. It started in 2009 when my uncle— a wealthy, childless and estranged man— was diagnosed with terminal prostate cancer. The moment the news was relayed to me, I bought a train ticket and journeyed to his private mansion in the countryside— where he lay bedridden and infirm. It was one agonizing year before he passed. On the night of his death, his doctor and I were the only ones beside him and as he clenched my hand he left me in sole possession of his lands and assets post mortem. Now— in my grief— I fly instathots to my sickass mansion and fuck them doggystyle and cum in them, all thanks to one man.. thanks Uncle..

>> No.15760803

>>15757535
She looks too Jewish for me...

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>>15760419

>> No.15760842

>>15760622
Men generally find more self fulfilment in work than women, simply because they lack the ability and instinct to rear children. However, a man still will want to ensure his dna continue on, and will desire companionship, which they wont get beyond casual flings with hopeless career women.

Funny enough it makes more sense today for a man to be handsome and poor, you can nut in as many women as you can and the woman can do very little to seek compensation.
But a rich man today can lose his fortune to a thot over a drunken text message.
Strange times.

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15761095

>>15760448

>> No.15761244

>>15760810
lol, try one where the 30 year old isn’t hot

better yet, respond to this post and tell me how a 4chan incel is going to turn her down. you guys are your own worst enemy lol

>> No.15761251

i love butterfly poster, and how he makes literally everyone in this board seethe

>> No.15761274

>>15761251
The original trip was an aging communist sympathizing lesbian shitposter, but the trip got hacked, password was youhaven lel.
Whats left are just impersonators.

>> No.15761282

>>15761244
You are now aware of your nasolabial folds

>> No.15761284

>>15759235
unironically have sex

>> No.15761296

>>15759361
>>15758186
>>15757638
>>15757625
>>15757584
>>15757560
Jannies = Simps

>> No.15761299

>>15760810
This is ridiculous, 30s is when women are at their best. It's actually the peak of female beauty. Try growing up.

>> No.15761313

>>15760419
Imagine being a teenage toddler.

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15761325

>>15757535
>tfw actually lost my virginity to a woman double my age and also ruined her marriage
Yes, I am thinking that I am based.

>> No.15761333

>>15760125
>greatest city in the world
>Albany

>> No.15761352

test

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>>15761274
For the record the password was you have no idea.
And my identity is irrelevant. I’m simply still the same person.

>>15761325
Ha! I hope she actually wanted it ended.

>> No.15761362 [DELETED] 

Fake

>> No.15761364

>>15759963
is that the creature you refer to as "Butters"? looks like Oscar Wilde's type

>> No.15761365

>>15761282
I asked, and I received. weird

>> No.15761367
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>>15761352
>Tries on a dress
>Falls over

>> No.15761383

>>15761367
faggot

>> No.15761391

>>15757549
>another instance of jannies deleting any post butters doesn't like

Hmmmm

>> No.15761403
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>>15761299
Yeah, 30s really looks good on a woman. Why is this off topic shit still up anyway?

>> No.15761431

>>15760419
>losing 10 years shitposting
i've been here since 2006.

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>>15761428
True.

>> No.15761436

>>15761361
>22
too young

>> No.15761438

>>15761403
because this board is a latrine.

>> No.15761440
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>>15761431
It’s like a cross between a dumb tv show and a video game. Sim-Chans or something

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>>15761436
You mean me or you?

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>>15761299
Roastie cope.

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>>15761444
Game was rigged from the start

>> No.15761462

damn, butterfly is a corrupt janitor , whooda thot?

>> No.15761480

>>15761444
Ok you posted some random chart. But you are going to grow up, and you'll see that i'm right. Just wait.

>> No.15761490

>>15761480
Sounds like youre the one who has the growing up to do

>> No.15761499

>>15761480
Its science retard. Peak breeding age women never stop being the most attractive thing to men.

>> No.15761501

>>15761490
>He said as he wagged the chicken drumstick at the man.

>> No.15761506

>>15761462
4chan only has tranny mods

>> No.15761509

>>15761490
I could be your dad. Just wait.

>> No.15761512

>>15761313
I feel very sorry for you

>> No.15761524

>>15761501
Could you leave? You always drag down the quality of threads.
Its obvious your only goal is to fuel your narcissism with (you)bait.

>> No.15761526

>>15761499
and?

>> No.15761534

>>15760003
hollow bones, dipshit

>> No.15761535

>>15761512
why?

>> No.15761537

>>15761509
If you were my dad youd be comfortably 70. Dont assume everyone youre talking to is a newfag, oldfag.

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@15761524
>You’re messing up the quality of this shit thread!

>> No.15761544

>>15761526
And to say otherwise is nothing but a cope.

>> No.15761548

>>15761537
Just means that you talk like a teenager.

>> No.15761554

>>15761542
>this thread
Youre a plague on the entire board.
You honestly bring the level of discussion down to mongoloid thottery in every thread you enter.

>> No.15761558

>>15761499
Memes aside, I don't understand why you continue to use that name and trip. As long as you do people are always going to ignore whatever you say and derail the thread by insulting you. Surely it can't be pleasant.

>> No.15761561

>>15761548
How is posting a chart from buisness insider "talking like a teenager"?

>> No.15761565

>>15761558
She genuinely enjoys the attention, its the only way he can get it

>> No.15761566
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>>15761554
*throws book at head*

>> No.15761578

I rest my case

>> No.15761585

>>15761544
Yes 20 year old girl are attactive.Ok. Everyone knows this. so?

>> No.15761591

>>15761561
whatever

>> No.15761593

>>15761558
whoops, meant for
>>15761566

>> No.15761611

>>15761561
So are you 40-50 years old?

>> No.15761660

>>15761558
I feel myself. I am merely an identifiable anonymous, something this site has always allowed.
When I posted full anonymously, I was miserable and behaved poorly. I don’t want to go into it again. It’s not “attention”, though people trying to have a conversation want that like anyone else. The cult of Anonymous is a trolls cult. It only erodes boards.

>> No.15761680

>>15761660
Move to reddit or twitter then, theres no annoyniminity there. You make zero sense in hating a major component of a website you waste 8 to 12 hours of your day on.

>> No.15761690

>>15761660
Shut up you fucking moron. You disrupt every thread you're in. You kill good threads with your attention whoring bullshit. You know you only post out of spite because you're miserable.

>> No.15761698

>>>15757549
Why did they deleted that post?

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>>15761680
>You make zero sense in hating a major component of /b/!!!!!!!

>>15761690
>you're miserable.
A little miffed, but not about this place. Not at all.

>> No.15761720

>>15761698
False advertising I guess. It was a lie.

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>address gets deleted
>the only person that would delete this is someone that has something to fear from it AKA Butterfly
Butterfly is the anarchist janitor that rules /lit/ with iron tranny fist

>> No.15761764

>>15761711
>>You make zero sense in hating a major component of /b/!!!!!!!
See? Its shit like this. Your replies are the same teir of quality as soijack posters. The anon made a genuinely good point: 99% of 4chan/nel users are anonymous. Hating that and yet still wasting your life here and not some other forum with less anons is a real ask.

>> No.15761770

>>15761762
Everybody already knows were butterfly lives tho, just by tracking post activity of the trip, you dont have to be a glowie to figure that out.

>> No.15761779

>>15761762
she's also a failed art student who hasn't done a fucking thing since college and lives off her parents money

absolutely pathetic leech, claims to be an anarchist lmao

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>> No.15761877

>>15761762
>>15761785
>>15761844
These are going to be deleted too, watch.

>> No.15761882

>>15761764
/lit/ goes down the shitter because of anonymous trolling. His point is old and wrong.

>> No.15761888

>>15761877
Well, they’re rule violations aren’t they?
So is ban evading. Watch him evade his ban.

>> No.15761903

>>15761882
honestly, why do you dislike the anon culture yet continue to post on 4chan? There are plenty of other places on the internet with username culture.

>> No.15761907

>>15761882
Youre still deflecting an answer. Why waste your life here if you hate it

>> No.15761908

>>15761903
Yeah, /lit/.

>> No.15761919
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>>15761907
For what it once was and is surely lost.

>> No.15761924

>>15761908
/lit/ does not have username culture. Youre intentionally being evasive. Obnoxious twat.

>> No.15761943

>>15761924
Newfag exposed.

>> No.15761960

>>15761943
Oh fuck off.
I think everyone can agree now that youre a cancer on this board, youre incapable of conversation beyond quips and ad hom.

>> No.15761969

>>15761960
I answered the question though. >>15761919
Is this not what you meant to get at?
Going to read now. Enjoy your shitfests

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>>15761888
I never really thought these were you real address but given your response I am now certain. I am not that man that waa banned for said posts. I am only a channel through which they have fallen into.

Also, if mods check my IP I am in CA. I confess to you Madam Fly, that I am deeply in love with you. My loins burn within from your shitposting and literary prowess. You can derail a thread by your mere presence while still staying on topic. I can only dream of such great power. I know you stay up late to shitpost as I do. One day I will know everything about you, my love. Even if it means I must lay siege to your fortress in Woodland Hills.

>> No.15761981

>>15761969
>Youre intentionally being evasive.
>youre incapable of conversation beyond quips and ad hom.

>> No.15761990

>>15761974
Tbh this is the only way I see the butterfly saga ending

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>>15761974
I don’t live in California

>> No.15762017

>>15762001
The real butterfag lives in california

>> No.15762101

>>15757535
Butterfly is kind of like our collective Jesus mommy GF. She takes all the sufferings of others onto herself so that we do not hate each other instead. Perhaps a savior, but time will tell if her teaching will manifest from a martyrdom. They did crucify Jesus. That won’t be me chief.

>> No.15762105

>>15761919
literally 99.9% of people on here are anonymous. You are the outlier here.

>> No.15762123

>>15762105
>literally 99.9% of people on here are idiots. You are the outlier here.

>> No.15762126

i am sometimes harsh towards butterfly but i dont mean to hurt her feelings. she does have very bad opinions and a terrible cosmovision though

>> No.15762127

>>15759708
Yeah, Oedipus Rex

>> No.15762128

>>15757535
>45
>single
>LA
>Oscar Wilde quote
like clockwork. empty egg carton.

>> No.15762138

>>15762126
ngl butters did rec some good books so i don't really mean it when i say i want her to stop posting.

>> No.15762141

>>15762128
>Women are just baby machines.
You of course know you’ll never make it, yes?

>> No.15762157

>>15762141
Struck a nerve.

>> No.15762179

>>15762123
You're right, we're idiots. Then why are you still here?

>> No.15762205

>>15759235
you felt she was your, but other men have felt her and she was theirs.

>> No.15762211

>>15762205
as niggas say, she belongs to da streets

>> No.15762231

>>15760181
post tits.

>> No.15762244

>>15760395
being a 40 year old roastie is more degenerate.

>> No.15762252

>>15760598
they basically are, with how society, which we live in, is these days.

>> No.15762257

>>15760662
i assume that right means right/correct in thinking that they will miss out on both, not a judgment of missing out on both.

>> No.15762271

>>15761274
>lesbian

>> No.15762282

>>15761244
disingenuous question.

>> No.15762294

>>15757535
I define you as barren

Oscar faggot BTFO

>> No.15762297

>>15761660
>identifiable anonymous

>> No.15762309

>>15761711
imagine being a sad mental patient constantly scouring the web for pictures of young attractive females to feed your chasm-like desire to be them while spending close to half your life coping here.

>> No.15762343

>>15761943
aside from the odd novelty posters, it was always just you and a handful of other cancerous faggots (who eventually got lives and left you behind).

>> No.15762531

>>15759708
She’s hot. Would marry and adopt with.

>> No.15762544

Butterfly is such a stupid FUCKING RETARDED Piece of shit.

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>>15762639

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>>15757535
>>15759708
>>15760125
I wish I could save them, marry them when they were in their twenties and have a happy family with them. Like Holden, being the catcher in the rye, saving them from falling off the cliff/hitting the wall childless.
:(

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Where do I go from here?

>> No.15763569

>>15763561
uninstallation of the app in shame

>> No.15763574

>>15762639
40? What the hell? she’s older than my parents

>> No.15763577

>>15763561
Describe what you like about the book and return the question. You're doing fine.

>>15763569
Shame is for cowards and people working in audiovisual media.

>> No.15763582

>>15763561
Just invite her some place where you could talk about your interests. End the conversation already

>> No.15763595

>>15763561
Write her a sonnet

>> No.15763618

>>15762141
>seethes

>> No.15763623

>>15762101
this is a pretty legit take desoo
>>15762126
same my fren

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>>15759955
fuck off you sad little shit. this is 4chan. why do you whining prudes even show up here?

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>>15763647
>clicks thumbnail thinking she's Asian
>she's a slatternly Caucasian

>> No.15763824

>>15763811
>she
Got news for you anon.

>> No.15763840

>>15763216
oof it hurts

>> No.15763842

>>15762101
id rather see butterfly stapled to a stick than Barabbas.
oh fuck no...

>> No.15763868

>>15759445
I didn't even realize that is tomorrow.

>> No.15763881

>>15760160
Uhhh okay. I don't think anyone asked your dipshit opinion. Did I ever post "please tell me how you feel about us mocking these losers on the internet?" No, I don't recall that.

>> No.15764439

>>15761585
Are you even following the conversation you buttblasted retard?

>> No.15764701

>>15761299
Growing up = watching your daily hour of milf porn indoctrination?

>> No.15764716

>>15763824
That is a male?