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Post your best shit

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>>15721555
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>>15721565
kek

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>>15721607
I got a chuckle out of one of these, but how are they /lit/ related?

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>>15721555
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>> No.15721666

>>15721600
Haha yeah, I like this little fella

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>>15721555
,

>> No.15721668

>>15721654
It was men who gave women rights that did it.

>> No.15721682

>>15721607
pongo me now

>> No.15721691

>>15721586
that Hemingway poem is so reddit lmao

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>>15721555
,.

>> No.15721700

>>15721576
nigger?

>> No.15721706

>>15721691
>poem
the pleb here doesn't know flash fiction lmao

>> No.15721709

>>15721700
enjoy being banned lamo

>> No.15721716

>>15721700
don't say nigger

>> No.15721719

>>15721706
flash fiction is a good name for it since it offends my eyes like a flabby unwashed body

>> No.15721723

this thread is cringe

>> No.15721730

>>15721719
cope

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l

>> No.15721744

>>15721709
i was just completing a poem

>> No.15721764

>>15721709
why would he get banned?

>> No.15721766

>>15721666
blessed

>> No.15721768

Tennyson wrote limericks, but most were destroyed. A few survived here’s one:

There was a feller from Brest
Who sucked on his wife with zest
Despite all her howls
He sucked in her bowels
And spat them all over her chest

>> No.15721779

>>15721716
don't say what?

>> No.15721780

>>15721613
I like both HP Lovecraft and Harry Potter. I think it's truly and utterly based that Rowling is transphobic.

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>>15721744
>>15721764
>>15721766
start a movement but doont fucl it up with a bit of your song and dance!

>> No.15721793

>>15721785
explain anon?

>> No.15721803

>>15721793
I CHRONICALLY CLINCICALLY NEEDED TO SHOW YOU THIS!!!!

>> No.15721810

>>15721803
you clinically need seroquel

>> No.15721818

>>15721810
seroquel is based, mate. it puts me straight to sleep. it stops the voicessssssssssssssssssss

>> No.15721823

>>15721590
Kek

>> No.15721826

>>15721744
>>15721764
I always get banned for 3 days for saying the word for """"racism"""". Shame, it's such a good word.

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>>15721699

try to no fap!!!!

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>>15721826
fuckin mods, man. I hope those snowflake faggots look at /pol/ so they have a stroke

>> No.15721883

>>15721598
this is pretty good

>> No.15721886

>>15721826
on /lit/? Surely not

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I JUST WANT TO FUCK BUTTERFLY IN HER STINKY PUSSY SO FUCKING BAD.
BROS I NEED HER. I NEED TO COOM ALL OVER HER PANTIES AND THEN FUCK HER AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND-----

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>>15721936
thanks fren

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Holy shit this is a low IQ thread, someone clean it up. Is this really what /lit/ considers funny? Half the posts here is barely /lit/ related

>>15721580
>However, Twain did not recover from his painful death, and his mangled body was buried peacefully in a big green cemetery with lots of flowers. This eased his passing

>> No.15722386

>>15721886
Yes. I've got banned at least 3 times for saying the n word and not once did I get away with it. It's weird that the person hasn't been banned yet. I unironically think the moderators on this board have a personal bias against me, always banning me for the most trivial shit like "trolling", even when my threads and replies are on topic. One time I posted a meme of Stirner performing autofellatio with captions "Ego", "its own" and got banned for 3 days because of the nudity (even though the tip of the penis was not even visible). Out of all boards that I post in, /lit/ has to have the most anal and obnoxious mods.

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>>15721600
is this real?

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trying to save this thread:

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>>15722414
didn’t work

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>>15721555
This thread sucks. If you people can write a book then surely you can make a meme.

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>> No.15722589

>>15722386
why do you want me banned ;_;

>> No.15722618

>>15722386
I say it for you:

NIGGER

>> No.15722657

>>15721818
Makes you fat though

>> No.15722765

>>15721618
why couldn't we have gotten cute female luke >-<

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>> No.15723327

>>15722618
Much obliged. I feel a lot better now.

>> No.15723384

>>15721586
For sale: Big guy, for you.

>> No.15723388

>>15721590
Did a redditor make this?

>> No.15723489

>>15721699
how many chromosomes were there?

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>>15721598
>how he got his niggaz back in da hood

>> No.15724060

>>15721590
>words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words

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>>15721598
>now, thotkang, nigga of Thungercracka

>> No.15724111

>>15721900
b a s e d

>> No.15724120

>>15721826
wait so if I post the word "nigger," like if I posted "the mods are vile, depraved, black-as-coal niggers," I would get banned?

>> No.15724151

>>15722501
giggled.

>> No.15724183

>>15722429
BASED

>> No.15724189

>>15722501
holy shit this is good

>> No.15724212

>>15722553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdbLqOXmJ04

>> No.15724315

>>15721598
that second translation isn't serious, right?

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>> No.15724372

>>15724315
it's real

>> No.15724653

>>15724315
:)

>> No.15724708

>>15723284
what the fuck

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>>15721569
Who is Halliday and why is this man proud of all this? I’m all for doing what you enjoy, but this amount of lost time and wasted youth would sicken and shame someone else what the actual fuck is wrong with this guy

>> No.15724834

>>15724807
pretty sure it’s the author of Ready Player One describing his “research”

>> No.15724897

>>15721699
Gender reveal parties getting strange

>> No.15724979

>>15723284
THEN WHO WAS PHONE

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>>15724315
>if only you knew how bad things really are

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>> No.15725322

>>15725307
anyone have the cap of Tolkien talking to Lewis about fauns

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>> No.15725436

Anyone have the screwtape letter one

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>>15725454
Thanks anon

>> No.15725518

>>15721738
underrated

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>> No.15725700

>>15722582
explain this
trying to die of laughter, that way my family won't be so sad

>> No.15725716

>>15724315
on the brightside, i now have objective and easily referenced evidence of the decline of arts/literature/the west/whathaveyou

>> No.15725839

>>15724060
Lmao, it's a literature board, what the fuck do you expect?

>> No.15725877

>>15725839
An humorous idea with enough knowledge over the subject to discuss it on an abstract meme format.
That's what I expect. A little more subtle than the overexposition of words used to express basically the basic big brain/small brain dichotomy.

>> No.15725894

>>15725839
A well-delivered punchline.

>> No.15725927

>>15725877
small brain
>>15725894
big brain.

That's why we need to be succint on our expresion procedures. Two posters saying the same. One is verbose and decadent in his academicism.
The other delivers a punchline.
>>15725839
You still a faggot tho.

>> No.15725934

>>15721590
>he doesn't steal books from the library
ngmi

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>>15721600
>>15721607
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>>15721618
>>15721699
^generic retard humor


>>15721598
>>15721640
>>15721738
>>15722501
^ actual /lit/ humor

>> No.15726070

>>15724807
>>15724834
And his research can win him control of a trillion dollar company. So not without possible reward.

>> No.15726144

>>15724315
>>15724372
>>15724653
Wait really? >>15721598 is actually the Wilson prose? I prefer DeShawn's to that!

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>> No.15726384

>>15721576
>a beast they wrought, and for reasons none could augur
>filled it with vice, and called the thing a

>> No.15726441

>>15726384
...draugr?

>> No.15726509

>>15726231
>DsO lyrics were written by Francis Bacon
Why Bacon?

>> No.15726517

>>15722553
>>15724212
Now this slaps

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>> No.15726589

>>15726555
fucking lmao

>> No.15726785

>>15726509
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baconian_theory_of_Shakespeare_authorship

>> No.15726820

>>15722582
Wasn't he a stoic?

>> No.15726838

>>15721607
>be Dunston
>check in

>> No.15726844

>>15726578
>you are no one's slave but your own

>> No.15727492

>>15721900
Butterfly is a male dumbass

>> No.15727510

>>15726509
because that's who wrote it, it's not like the creator of the meme got to pick

>> No.15727519

>>15727492
Butterfly is a FtM who loves to eat male ass. She admitted it in another thread.

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My brother & i went to school with Wes Cage - Nicolas Cage's kid.

He would attend class with 1-2 body guards who looking back I think did double duty as sober companions.

He ran circles around them and my brother became really good friends with him. Some of my favorite stories are as follows:

1. Wes & my brother were at Wes's home and Nicolas Cage ended up daring Wes and my brother to drink spoiled milk with him. So, I can safely say my brother drank spoiled milk with Wes Cage and Nicolas Cage.
2. They snuck away from the bodyguards and went to hide out in the mini movie theater in the house. That's where Wes's dad kept this very expensive and old whiskey that he'd only open for Christmas. So what did the kids do? BUST OPEN THE LIQUOR CABINET AND DRANK IT ALL. I remember my brother coming home drunk as a skunk that day. At age 16.
3. Then god - do I wish I had this tape - but my brother, Wes, & some other kid made a video reenacting Romeo & Juliet. They were kissing each other, making horrible jokes, and so forth and as if that wasn't bad enough the camera panned to Wes's mom who was dressed in what could only be described as bondage attire. The teacher quickly had turned it off in class because it was so inappropriate.

I wish I knew how Wes was doing now. He was in my drama class and really good at acting but seemed to hate it. My brother ended up dead at age 20 and last I heard he had lost contact with Wes shortly after high school .

l

>> No.15727556

>>15727519
Wait really? I thought he was just a male as in born male?

>> No.15727600

>>15721569
EVERYONE knows beds are burning cmon man

>> No.15727608

>>15726820
>stoics aren't allowed to have a laugh

>> No.15727618

>>15725433
HA!

>> No.15727642

>>15725454
Beautiful.

>> No.15727652

>>15722501
lmao my sides

>> No.15727653

>>15722493

I love this one

>> No.15727655

>>15726231
>Umberto Eco was writing non-fiction
Everyone knows that.
The only part he lied about was having sex with the girls in Foucault's pendulum.
Just take the Eco pill.

>> No.15727727

>>15725423
cut out the bottom one and leave the meme as god intended.

>> No.15727738

>>15721586
Hits too close to home.
>>15723384
Perfection.

>> No.15727741

>>15727655
>The only part he lied about was having sex with the girls in Foucault's pendulum.

lmao the dubs don't lie.

Otr the part at the end from Belbo's childhood with the trumpet get's me watery-eyed.

>> No.15727754

>>15723384
Based

>> No.15727800

>>15725477
that guy probably slays

>> No.15727801

>>15727800
Yeah she probably fucked him

>> No.15727842

>>15727800
Lmaooo

>> No.15727971

>>15722493
His parents named the cat, though.

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>>15721576
>>15721580

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>>15725318
Holy fuck, I just started Faulkner and this is perfect. Got a good chuckle out of me, thanks anon.

Also, fuck the South.

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>> No.15728299

>>15725318
First one in the thread to actually make me laugh

>> No.15728307

>>15725372
holy KEK

>> No.15728317

>>15725274
cute

>> No.15728355
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>>15727974
>this is page 3

madman

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>>15728278

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>>15728355
>"Every word I speak is an oat I spill"
>"Will I know, unable to verbalize. Which muddy patch you'll lifeless fertilize"

>> No.15728463

>>15724807
>>15724834
Halliday is the Steve Jobs-esque trillionaire who invented the VR internet thing in Ready Player One. He was obsessed with 80's culture/movies. He is the Willy Wonka of the book that promises to hand over complete control of his company if anyone can solve a series of riddles. People in the book dedicate their lives becoming 80's experts in an attempt to solve the riddles. I can't believe I read this book. I hated myself for every page I turned.

>> No.15728471

>>15721590
reads like a decade old macro

>> No.15728479

>>15722546
Took me a while to get, I guess I'm retarded now.

>> No.15728495

>>15723284
Why did I lose my shit at the end, how the fuck does this joke work?

>> No.15728499

>>15721613
Was it here that someone posted a passage about a scholar who went to an Edgar Allan Poe conference and there is some off limit short story no one is allowed to talk about and it causes fucking pandemonium when he asks about it not knowing about the rule.

>> No.15728601
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This is from /a/, but I have no doubt these two posters are frequenters of /lit/. If you're unaware, Gantz is a Japanese comic book about people who wear skintight jumpsuits and fight aliens in Tokyo because a black orb told them to. Approximately one-fourth to one-third of it consists of breasts in various states of jiggle.

>> No.15729420

>>15726785
Thank you!

>>15727510
Not thank you!

>> No.15729598

>>15726231
>whore of babylon was a virgin
just like my animes

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>>15722501
>gregor as cockroach
ew

>> No.15729946

>>15726820
We laugh about everyssing leboski everyssing

>> No.15731153

Bump

>> No.15731168

>>15727541
Sounds like you could've been Wes Cage's brother-in-law. My condolences if this is real.

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fucking hell it really is summer in here

>> No.15732058

>>15728278

No fucking way is this real.

>> No.15732119

>>15732058
There was a thread few weeks ago where OP asked dub what to message a girl on Tinder. Two people got dubs, hence the answers.

>> No.15732151

>>15728499
https://nextworldover.tumblr.com/post/168805082172/winchysteria-ossacordis-crockpotcauldron

Had to look it up, it's the 4th story down. Very funny, thanks for bringing it to my attention

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>> No.15732530
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>>15721555

>> No.15732589

>>15725372
topjej

>> No.15732616

>>15726820
>he thinks stoicism is being a soulless husk

>> No.15732698

>>15732058
It is, I witnessed it myself kek

>> No.15733026

>>15727971
If my parents gave me a cat named nigger man, I'm changing the name. I'm not having people over at my place asking whats my cats name and saying nigger man.

>> No.15733602

>>15733026
What if the cat is based and redpilled and only responds to niggerman?

>> No.15733629

>>15721569
Holy fuck I thought this was ironic. It’s actually in the book?!

>> No.15733834

>>15733602
It's a cat. It only responds to bribes and violence.

>> No.15734362

>>15733834
Awfully close to a niggerman

>> No.15734452

>>15721574
Based and moralnośćpilled

>> No.15734499

>>15721590
Classic TLCM

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>> No.15735346

>>15735129
source pls

>> No.15735576

>>15732151
Good internet mining.

>> No.15735583

>>15735129
>>15735346
I think it's Flashman, first book.

>> No.15735599

>>15721590
If you just take the left half and throw the right half in the trash you get the exact same concept across except it's funny instead of obnoxious

>> No.15735607

>>15721600
zardulu strikes again

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>>15735599

>> No.15735637

>>15727741
same

>> No.15735708

>>15721590
this would have been funny if not for the last bit about "gamers" and "sex". With that, the creator of that meme outed themself as a faggy Redditor.

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Not humour, but best shit.

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>> No.15736054

>>15725372
that's a classic
>4 if you count that I read IJ twice

>> No.15736088

>>15721574
From the bite I assumed he would have bicycle gloves on

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>>15735708
>>15735599
>>15721590
There's no use resisting.
Gigachad has no counter.

>> No.15737228

>>15732151
Thank you my friend

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Fuck you for making me read this shit

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>>15738238
ya know what else is deep

>> No.15738463

>>15721738
saved

>> No.15738465

>>15736005
I enjoyed this.

>> No.15738484

>>15721738
I don't get the joke.

>> No.15738520

>>15726231
>libraries are empty when you're not in them
I knew it

>> No.15738536

>>15728355
This one is great.

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>> No.15738816

damn!
ironically unfunniest thread on /lit/

>> No.15738829

>>15738816
fuck off, neek

>> No.15739021

>>15726384
pogger!

>> No.15739048

>>15722546
>when the first sentence starts with "C. S. Lewis ..."

>> No.15739077

>>15728495
I'd call it an especially demented shaggy dog story.

>> No.15739172

>>15726231
>Francis Bacon secretly wrote everything

I want to know more.

>> No.15739265

>>15726231
>Ted Kazynscki invented Ted Talks

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>> No.15739608

>>15725372
Holy shit

>> No.15739622

>>15725330
is this one true or just a meme?

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>>15725423

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funniest writing I've ever read on /lit/ by a wide margin

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>>15725372

>> No.15740122

>>15722422
what the fuck's a TIL

>> No.15740155

>>15740122
today i learned

>> No.15740209

>>15721569
The whole book was just a bunch of pop culture references.

>> No.15740222

>>15740155
why does that need a fucking acronym?

>> No.15740250

>>15732151

absolutely delightful.

>> No.15740268

>>15740222
idk

>> No.15740271

>>15726820

this made me laugh

>> No.15740285

>>15740268
what the fuck's a idk

>> No.15740299

>>15740285
an* pick a lane, do you like internet speak or not?

>> No.15740309

>>15740299
idc tbqhwy

>> No.15740368

>>15739896
Based coomer

>> No.15740445

>>15739813
underrated

>> No.15740542

>>15731481

QRD on the acceleration meme?

>> No.15740705

>>15740542
Just read these posts. Very accessible for how much they say.

https://jacobitemag.com/author/nland/

>> No.15740712

>>15738759
fucking wew

>> No.15740725

>>15740712
You realize you're not saying something exceptional here, right?

>> No.15740732

>>15739896
this isn't funny, this hurts. 2real4me.

>> No.15740745

>>15740725
and you are?

>> No.15740773

>>15725372
zozzel

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>> No.15741038

>>15739896
He's not wrong tho.
>Pussy is temporary, enlightenment is eternal

>> No.15741156

>>15740725
Uhm you DO realize it though right? I mean right?

>> No.15741244

>>15725389
Inked ravens of despair claws holes in the ass of the worlds mind

>> No.15741375

>>15725372
>Pretentious Angst by Ernest Milton
bwahahaha

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