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>your favorite book
>your darkest secret

Favorite book is either Anna Karenina or Journey to the End of the Night
I used to eat dry cat food as a child, to the point that my mom noticed our cat was losing weight and she found out that i was eating the cat's kibble.

>> No.15608683

>>15608673
lol is that that welsh dude who fucked a baby?

>> No.15608690

>>15608683
No they merely planned to fuck a baby, although he did fuck kids.
iirc the password of his PC was "ifuckkids" and it contained child porn. That tattoo is of his mugshot.

>> No.15608705

>>15608690
kek how are the welsh so fucking based

>> No.15608710

>>15608705
He should've kept to fucking sheep

>> No.15608717

>>15608673
Spinoza's Ethics
I don't think I have secrets at all

>> No.15608751

Pale Fire
im into feederism

>>15608673
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Watkins_(Lostprophets_singer)#Possession_of_mobile_phone_in_prison
kek he's really fallen far
i wonder if he still thinks its funny

>> No.15608761
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i used to eat a shitload of toothpaste. i would hide in the shower and just eat it straight out of the tube. i don't remember if my mom ever found out but all i know is that the tube said to not eat it, so i knew right then and there that i was gonna try it and it was good, so i kept coming back for more. not sure if it had fluoride or not. not even my darkest secret. i used to dry hump my dog to completion (with pants on) when i was 13-14. never actually fucked her or had her lick me though. also i sniffed my sisters panties once at age like 19, so i can't even say i was just a horny little kid as an excuse.

favorite book is the sound of waves because its just so damn comfy.

>> No.15608849

>>15608751
>im into feederism
yo can you rec me some good feederism erotica?

>>15608717
>I don't think I have secrets at all
this may be the darkest secret of all

>> No.15608908

>>15608761
>tube said to not eat it, so i knew right then and there that i was gonna try it and it was good
This man knows. He won't be controlled by their lies. Absolutely based though.

>> No.15608951

>>15608673
Finnegans Wake

I emotionally abused my ex and to the point she had anxiety and panic attacks because of me

>> No.15608952

>>15608908
i also remembered that i was smart enough not to eat the whole thing at once so my mom wouldn't find out, i would just eat a tiny bit every day.

>> No.15608959

>>15608951
lol, thats your darkest shame? women love being treated like shit, you did her a favor most likely.

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15608971

>>15608673
Crime and Punishment
I’ve slept with a lot of escorts and have no real desire for regular women

>> No.15608976

>>15608959
I also did it mostly because of a political disagreement

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>Frankenstein or Let the Right One In
>When I was a kid until I was 16, my dad used to cut my nails, shave me, trim my pubes, pop zits on my face and back until I would bleed and weep, smell my penis and armpits after I showered, and sometimes showered with me. He would beat me if I ever denied him. This went on until I was 16 and my mom and I moved to another state. He also signed me up to play baseball, basketball, football and soccer, all of which ended n me humilating myself. He wanted me to be good at sports even though I was an overweight spaz. He made fun of me whenever he saw me playing video games.
>i also enjoy every Star Wara movie except The Last Jedi

>> No.15609008

>>15608976
what did you even do? suggest that maybe she shouldn't fuck black guys behind your back? you're a monster and a nazi.

>> No.15609010

>>15608976
The loudyspeaks?

>> No.15609021

>>15608989
sounds like you have severe autism and your dad was just trying to make sure girls wouldn't be completely repelled by you.

>> No.15609654

>>15609021
>t. The dad