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I pooped my pants and peed my pants and pooped some more. Popposasdl;nabkjabkf; s;gaj;rbvdsvlnbvnjbjdslnvldvnlds; sgdskdnv

>> No.15461353

Bump

>> No.15461481

Base

>> No.15461485

>>15461108
ive always wanted to fuck elaine benes
books for this feel?

>> No.15461523

>>15461485
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

>> No.15461527

>>15461108
james joyce i thought you were dead

>> No.15461529

report this shit thread please

>> No.15461555

>>15461529
Why? It's a good discussion to showcase our skills. I don't see you mentioning anything worth reading.

>> No.15461562

>>15461108
>>>/tv/

>> No.15461567

>>15461108
Quality post. Tired of all these fucking pseud threads. Thank you OP.

>> No.15461571

>>15461567
Then keep bumping it, piss off the /lit elitist pseud fags

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>>15461571

>> No.15461586

>>15461578
I had a dream I pooped my pants last night, and woke up expecting to see shit everywhere, but luckily I was wrong and my sister was just on her period again.

>> No.15461620

>>15461586
You ever get scared that when you take a shit, your turd is gonna come out at an angle and smear a big streak of shit on the backside of your ballsack?

>> No.15461637

>>15461620
I get scared when that doesn't happen... One time I had a huge turd in my college dorm's bathroom and none of it would flush, solid shit too not even diahhrea, and I left it there and the next day the plumber came and put a bag over the toilet and it wasn't fixed the rest of the semester.

>> No.15461638

>>15461620
i mainly worry that something is going to come up through the bowl and either bite me or slither up through my butthole and lay eggs inside me or something
i read a lot of lurid horror books when i was a kid

>> No.15461649

>>15461638
Once a fly went in my urethra and I had to go to the hospital. They said it would come out naturally and it did.

>> No.15461663

>>15461638
I used to be scared that the seat would be up and I'd fall in, get my nuts stuck in the hole with an airtight seal and the thing would flush.

>> No.15461673

>>15461663
Do you ever have meals while in the toilet?

>> No.15461687

Serious question. Allow me to preamble a bit
I was very constipated for a week,
Then a few days ago I decided to have some coffee,
At first I just had a rock like turd, with craters in it, but it was also smooth, wet, and delightful,
However my stomach was still rumbling, so I remained seated,
I felt this sensation, never have I felt it quite before, a sort of tingling, and then A large turd came roaring out, however I felt it go through for a moment and imagined it to be a large penis. The next turn, I tried this experiment and made the turd go in and out of my asshole. Naturally, I decided to masturbate and I had the most alluring sensual coming of my life. I then proceeded to vomit and have massive diahhreaa for the next 90 minutes. Am I gay?

>> No.15461692

>>15461673
Yeah sometimes after I take a real rancid shit I put last months moldy leftovers in the bowl and chow down on that shart chowder.