/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.15261289]

Hello everyone! I recently discovered 4chan and this board specifically through the documentary "that feel when no girlfriend."

I am fascinated by your incel culture and, as a writer, I think it might be an excellent "caldo de cultivo" for new forms of literary expression.

I leave here a very story which I have written for a publication. I hope you enjoy it, and that you will welcome me as a guest into your incel community.
- W.G.

https://jacobitemag.com/2020/05/02/barnham/

[Anonymous No.15261297]

>>15261289
ok

[Anonymous No.15261299]

>>15261289
kill yourself nigger

[Anonymous No.15261303]

>>15261289
you are like 25-35 and pretend to be a little boy from the 1920s on twitter

[Anonymous No.15261304]

>>15261289
d-do you h-h-have a girlfrind?

[Anonymous No.15261306]

I hope your family dies

[Anonymous No.15261308]

>>15261289
welcom gupp

[Anonymous No.15261310]

>>15261289
Faggot

[Anonymous No.15261314]

i will literally start screaming if you don't leave IMMEDIATELY

[Anonymous No.15261322]

bad baitsu
try harder next time faggot

[Anonymous No.15261349]

>>15261289
Based Guppy

[Anonymous No.15261352]

i love you william guppy

[Anonymous No.15261354]

dickens is shit

[Anonymous No.15261356]

Fuck dickens and fuck youre mom guppy nigger

[Anonymous No.15261362]

yeah dickens sucks cock

[Anonymous No.15261368]

>>15261289
Hello W.G.
Please post your address! I would love to come and pay you a visit sometime!

[Anonymous No.15261376]

>>15261289
>incel culture
You are either insane or trolling.

[Anonymous No.15261382]

>>15261289
that was really good guppy if you keep it up you might become a third rate anonymous author

[Anonymous No.15261389]

>>15261289
The film was terrible, I would advise you keep it hush-hush that you were inspired by it in any way

[Anonymous No.15261392]

>>15261289
>I recently discovered
you mean 'i have recently discovered' you cant even speak the english language

[Anonymous No.15261395]

Based Guppy

[Anonymous No.15261399]

>>15261289
Has Dasha sent you pictures of her tuppence yet?

[Anonymous No.15261400]

tiddies?

[Anonymous No.15261429]

i have a terrible rectal itch

[Anonymous No.15261457]

A French Canadian pedophile cornered me on a tram carriage one night, he was rolling and kept saying he was a better twitter account than you, that you were a hack and he didn't think you were at all attractive. Then he molested me. DM me for details.

[Anonymous No.15261466]

>>15261289
>W.G.
Willy Gobbler

[Anonymous No.15261502]

bad bait desu, but because no one else has said it yet:
Kill niggers

[Anonymous No.15261561]

Heil Hitler!

[Anonymous No.15261574]

Just what we needed, more twitter celebs.

[Anonymous No.15261595]

>>15261303
BAHAHAHA what a faggot

[Anonymous No.15261608]

>>15261289
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.15261625]

>>15261289
faggot

[Anonymous No.15261631]

>>15261289
We are not incels.

[Anonymous No.15261637]

>>15261289
I'm phoneposting and don't want to shit up the board with literature threads.

I'm on an autobiographies streak right now. Is The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin good? It just popped up in my mind while I watched a dove fly.

[Anonymous No.15261644]

>>15261289
> Late last Thursday afternoon I created Professor John Barnham. I was lying limp as a fish upon the sofa of my rented bedsit in Hackney when I gave luxurious birth to him. He came out in a flurry of notes which I shored against me. As I have written elsewhere, the writer who intends to provoke insensible sentiments in his audience ought himself to be cold at the hour of composition. I was cold when I gave Professor Barnham a cancerous sarcoma in his fibrous connective tissues.

Calling yourself a "writer" after writing this. If you want to see incel culture go te reddit otherwise fuck off

[Anonymous No.15261666]

>>15261644
kek, I didn't bother looking at the link so thanks for posting an excerpt.
>"I gave luxurious birth to him."
>writing

[Anonymous No.15261704]

I know this is a bait thread but the aesthetics of this magazine is on point, very cool.

[Anonymous No.15261754]

>>15261457
He lured me into his DMs. He said he’d fix my life. I was so naive.

[Anonymous No.15261764]

>>15261704
Not really, it looks like it was made on WIX. Something of this design is very basic and unoriginal

[Anonymous No.15261783]

I enjoy your musings, William.
Best regards, anon.

[Anonymous No.15261802]

>>15261289
i can't believe this, i'm literally shaking right now. RETART

[Anonymous No.15261841]

>>15261764
>Something of this design is very basic and unoriginal
I agree, but as Da Vinci said "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."

[Anonymous No.15261865]

>>15261841
Shut up. If he made it himself maybe, but it was made with a webmaking program and he couldn't be bothered to even add anything original. It's even got the stupid "text rolls in when you scroll to it" shit like 90% of all WIX sites

[Anonymous No.15261887]

>>15261644
Thank you for the criticism.

[Anonymous No.15261897]

>>15261289
>someone makes a documentary about /r9k/and calls it a documentary about 4chan

Are you really this stupid

[Anonymous No.15261916]

>>15261865
But their main focus is the written material and not the visual design. I think that website is serving their purpose very well.

[Anonymous No.15261925]

>>15261887
If I shat on a dead dog fetus it would be better than what you wrote.

[Anonymous No.15261934]

>>15261289
>incel culture

[Anonymous No.15261935]

>>15261802
I feel the same way!

[Anonymous No.15261942]

>>15261925
Now this sort of edgy reddit-esque comment (I think I have said that correctly) convinces me that your sensibilities are not to be trusted. I'll no longer take your criticism on board.

[Anonymous No.15261950]

>>15261925
>If I shat on a dead dog fetus
kino, now turn this into a performance art project and support it with the framework of contemporary theory gibberish.

[Anonymous No.15261969]

>>15261925
Yeah I'm thinking you're based
>>15261942
You're reddit-esque, you twttier browsing, paint smelling, dirt eating, pedantic smooth brain dullard.

[Anonymous No.15261988]

>>15261942
so my criticism is invalid because of the way I put it? Some artist you are.

Youre writing is bad. Its like what a mentally ill sixteen yearold would write after discovering literature.Reading it is like suffering from a stomach ulser and constant vomiting at the same time. If anyone ever told you you have talent they probably were just using you to get publicity for their shitty magazine.

also nice bait thread

[Anonymous No.15261995]

>>15261988
I'm increasingly sure that I don't want to write anything that would appeal to someone who expresses themselves as you do. I won't judge the entire incel community by your behaviour, but if I did I would be left with a rather rotten impression.

[Anonymous No.15262000]

>>15261988
your* ulcer*

but still

[Anonymous No.15262022]

>>15261995
>I won't judge the entire incel community by your behaviour, but if I did I would be left with a rather rotten impression.

oh my what ever the fuck will i do not a rotten impression!

see
>>15261299
>>15261306
>>15261310
>>15261362
>>15261502
>>15261561
>>15261608

You are a waste of time your writing is terrible and your understanding is lacking.

[Anonymous No.15262023]

>>15261289
>>15261995
>I won't judge the entire incel comnunity by your behaviour, but if I did I would be left with a rather rotten impression.

My fuckin sides, what a joke thread. Also bait.

[Anonymous No.15262032]

>>15261466

[Anonymous No.15262067]

>I'm increasingly sure that I don't want to write anything that would appeal to someone who expresses themselves as you do. I won't judge the entire incel community by your behaviour, but if I did I would be left with a rather rotten impression.

[Anonymous No.15262068]

How do you guys know when it's bait. Yeah, it looks like it, but I think that there's someone that's stupid enough. Like the girl who made this "documentary". She was "disappointed" when 4chan bombarded it with negative reviews.

[Anonymous No.15262077]

>>15262068
When something's too stupid to be true, it usually is unless proven otherwise.

[Anonymous No.15262105]

Lol
https://twitter.com/w_guppy

[Anonymous No.15262109]

>I'm increasingly sure that I don't want to write anything that would appeal to someone who expresses themselves as you do. I won't judge the entire incel community by your behaviour, but if I did I would be left with a rather rotten impression.

[Anonymous No.15262113]

>>15262105
Professor of Comparative Literature and post-right Homoerotic studies at Warwick University. • Leak Dada without being able to endure
Joined March 2014
390 Following
3,957 Followers

[Anonymous No.15262115]

>>15262105
bahahaha no fucking way.

[Anonymous No.15262131]

>>15261289
this prose reads like if john green and christopher paolini had gay sex and then wrote a story together when they were cuddling, tangled up in their bedsheets post-cumming. fucking despicable.

[Anonymous No.15262141]

bros.. what have we reduced this poor old man to.

[Anonymous No.15262148]

>>15262105
this is just sad. Should jsut stick to his faggotry in the tertiary system world. Absolutely retarded of him to assume he could gain any foothold here let alone understand anything here beyond what a LA dyke wrote about here.
>warwick
bet he hasnt even read any CCRU or Land?

[Anonymous No.15262160]

Based?

[Anonymous No.15262166]

>>15262141
Isn't there an ESL poster who always starts his posts with an exclamatory sentence? Like "That's interesting!" then the rest? I've seen him a few times here recently. He was in the "why aren't you nice to people /lit/?"

[Anonymous No.15262169]

>>15262160
OK this is based

[Anonymous No.15262175]

>>15262169

[Anonymous No.15262185]

>>15262175
kek. He'll fit right in here

[Anonymous No.15262193]

>>15262141
He’s tweeting about Ulysse, another Twitter personality he has a feud with.

[Anonymous No.15262198]

>>15262105
good thing that a*glo boomer got filtered.

[Anonymous No.15262201]

>>15261289
this is a board about literature

[Anonymous No.15262202]

>>15261289
It baffles me sometimes how incompatible the majority of people are with internet culture. It gives the term “normie” real weight

[Anonymous No.15262205]

He's one of us. Just a twitter attention whore.

[Anonymous No.15262207]

>>15262185
damm straight

[Anonymous No.15262218]

>>15261289
Reads Oscar Wilde one time:

>As I have written elsewhere, the writer who intends to provoke insensible sentiments in his audience ought himself to be cold at the hour of composition. I was cold when I gave Professor Barnham a cancerous sarcoma in his fibrous connective tissues.

[Anonymous No.15262227]

>>15262218
kek.

[Anonymous No.15262233]

>>15261289
>>15262207
Actually never mind. He's anti sexual assault, and as it's well documented, we litzens are activators of assaulting people sexually

[Anonymous No.15262255]

>>15262205
I went and checked and looks like he's posted here before. What a desperate faggot with ugly name. "Guppy"? more Faggot HA! >>/lit/thread/S14989202#p14989202

[Anonymous No.15262278]

>>15261289
never did i think when i started at warwick that i would meet ppl like this

[Anonymous No.15262285]

>>15262255
I thought that thread was bait desu but it might be legit?who knows

[Anonymous No.15262410]

Please tell Ulysse he is a massive faggot and should gargle draino with his other tripfag buttbuddies

[Anonymous No.15262414]

>>15261289
jokes on you faggot, I have a girlfriend.

Also, learn english before you post you fucking ESL shitstain

[Anonymous No.15262428]

>>15261289
nice bait faggot

[Anonymous No.15262461]

>>15262428

>>15262105

[Anonymous No.15262484]

I don't get it. Who is this man? Is he supposed to be a famous writer or a "learner man"? Why are people (twitterfags) sucking his dick so much?

[Anonymous No.15262497]

>>15262484
learned*

[Anonymous No.15262521]

>>15262484
Honestly I dont know. He seems like a larping faggot looking for attention.

[Anonymous No.15262542]

>>15262105
> post-right Homoerotic studies

[Anonymous No.15262558]

>>15262484
he just seems to be a crossposting shitposter on here and twitter. That is literally all.

[Anonymous No.15262565]

>>15262558
>crossposting
ok, reddit

[Anonymous No.15262573]

Only an incel can write about incel shit you spiceless cretin get good or gtfo.
Cheers, anon

[Anonymous No.15262574]

>>15261303
Lmao

[Anonymous No.15262598]

>>15262565
>crossdressing
ok, cutie

[Anonymous No.15262615]

>>15261303
>pretend to be a little boy
probably a pedo

[Anonymous No.15262665]

>>15262105
>>15261289
>polfaggots
>frogposters
>now twitter tourists
Its all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.15262692]

>>15262665
says the manga faggot

[Anonymous No.15262712]

>>15262692
Anime website dumb tourist

[Anonymous No.15262716]

>>15262692
this >>15262712

[Anonymous No.15262744]

Nearly the entire thread, from the very first reply, has been nothing but petulant incel envy. Quite ashamed of you all tbqh, with the exception of Billy boy.

[Anonymous No.15262766]

>>15262744
Why would I be envious of the mentally impaired? Almost any Anon here could write better than this moron; I envy all the people who made far wittier insults towards OP than I did.

[Anonymous No.15262770]

>>15262712
/a /c /w faggot

[Anonymous No.15262779]

>>15262770
Newfag. Maybe go back to twitter if anime images bother you so much.

[Anonymous No.15262916]

>>15262205
Yeah, have you guys never heard of @w_guppy? I've seen him on friend's twitter feeds quite a bit. He's just trolling.

[Anonymous No.15262926]

>>15262916
>going to twitter
I just use that shit stalk crossdressers

[Anonymous No.15262932]

>>15262766
Don't be nasty to our guest, he not not ever return if you continue.

[Anonymous No.15262970]

>>15262916
>using twitter
Leave.
>>15262932
nude girl boobs big pussy google images

[Anonymous No.15262994]

>>15262105
>trying to amass a following on 4chan
OH NO NO NO HAHAHA

OP if you're reading this, fucking kill yourself. If you want to study us like wild animals, I would suggest studying niggers instead. Their behavior is much more interesting.

[Anonymous No.15263024]

>>15262994
Dude there're at least two confirmed niggers on this board one is me. and other is that Afro-fascist.

[Anonymous No.15263058]

>>15261289
I sometimes entertain the possibility of letting myself fall victim to this Twitter fad and start associating with all of those /lit/ posters there.

I have the necessary talent - I mean, that peculiar sort of mediocrity that knows quite well how to hide itself, which is all that is needed.

Maybe I can get a name. Maybe I can be part of a small movement of young literary authors. One of the sole representatives of said movement in my continent, in fact.

Is it worth trying?
What does one even profit?

[Anonymous No.15263067]

>>15263024
Jump off a bridge, porch monkey

[Anonymous No.15263077]

>>15263058
You reddit space and write like a faggot who just learned English through reading Harry Potter. So I can't say you'll be of much renown.

[Anonymous No.15263099]

>>15263077
English is my second language, and yet I write it better than you do.

[Anonymous No.15263112]

>>15263067
only white crackers commit suicide
enjoy being a fucking minority in your own country you cum skinned subhuman kek.

[Anonymous No.15263121]

>>15263099
Nu uh, da fak dat i cud instanly tell u wuz an esl proves dat u right like 1!!!

[Anonymous No.15263130]

>>15261289
What's the point of this? Of consciously writing a embarrassingly bad overwritten short story (I assume it must be conscious, nobody could be that bad without some self awareness) and then posting it on 4chan in order to get harassed? What's the greater purpose beyond "teh lulz?" It just seems a bit sad to me. Is this all there is for you?

[Anonymous No.15263135]

>>15263112
Rude.

[Anonymous No.15263239]

>>15263058
entertain the possibility of killing yourself instead. Then come out as the faggot you are and stream your suicide on /r9k/s discord server for trannies to laugh at

[Anonymous No.15263293]

>>15263239
And, here, we have yet another one who is unable to write without resorting to 4chan clichés. Very disappointing.

[Anonymous No.15263295]

>>15263130
if nothing else this has been one of the more entertaining threads weve had in awhile

[Anonymous No.15263304]

>>15263239
is /r9k/ really tranny central?

[Anonymous No.15263319]

>>15263304
It's not as bad as it was a year ago but it's a wasteland of incels, trannies and LARPing normalfags now.

[Anonymous No.15263320]

>>15261289
I am a great admirer of your work Guppy. I showed my mother some of your tweets while I was in Barcelona.

[Anonymous No.15263333]

>>15263293
this coming from someone typing as if they are a small boy in the 1920s.Who cant take any information in beyond some propoganda he saw once and who calls himself a writer but whose writings are about as good as something a teenager might write at best.Honestly just leave.

[Anonymous No.15263347]

>>15263333
You haven't ever read my writing. In fact, you cannot read it, as it is not in a language that you are familiar with.

[Anonymous No.15263350]

>>15263333
quads of truth

[Anonymous No.15263353]

>>15263293
bait but
>that's the point

[Anonymous No.15263359]

>>15263295
It really isn't

[Anonymous No.15263363]

>>15263130
I will say that I think you need to know me intimately to like my work. To a certain extent I am my work. Besides which, this article — which I was originally contracted to write for another publication — had a strict limit of 500 words. It is basically a concentrated compound of now-deleted tweets. Tweets are necessarily over-written.

>>15263320
Does your mother have some influence?

[Anonymous No.15263379]

>>15263363
>my mom thinks I'm good

[Anonymous No.15263380]

>I was lying limp as a fish upon the sofa of my rented bedsit in Hackney when I gave luxurious birth to him. He came out in a flurry of notes which I shored against me. As I have written elsewhere, the writer who intends to provoke insensible sentiments in his audience ought himself to be cold at the hour of composition. I was cold when I gave Professor Barnham a cancerous sarcoma in his fibrous connective tissues.

[Anonymous No.15263384]

>>15263363
Hey I just wanted to tell you that YOH ARE A BIG FAT FAGGOT THAT SUCKS BIG NIGGER COCK EVERYDAY AND SHOULD HANG HIMSELF IMMEDIATELY. HANG YOURSELF. FUCK TWITTER, FUCK YOU, FUCK ALL YOUR LITERALLY WHO E ECELEB FRIENDS, FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK TWITTER AND KILL YOURSELF. YOU ARE WORTHLESS. KILL YOURSELF.

[Anonymous No.15263396]

>>15263380
No, you don't understand, it's purple because it was made up of tweets. Please follow me and then you will like it.

[Anonymous No.15263401]

>>15263363
>I will say that I think you need to know me intimately to like my work
Nobody gives a shit about you as a twitterfag with edgy takes. Internet is full of countless blogs and larping "intellectuals". if your work doesn't speak for itself then kindly fuck off.

[Anonymous No.15263410]

>>15263363
>>15263384
Go ahead stupid faggot, screencap this post and post it with a snarky comment to your tranny cock sucking 'followers' to laugh at.

[Anonymous No.15263428]

>>15263396
No, you dont understand. You are a fucking faggot. Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.15263439]

>>15263428
You're embarrassing us anon. Re-read the post and think.

[Anonymous No.15263440]

>>15263396
go away

[Anonymous No.15263455]

>twitter
>william guppy

[Anonymous No.15263456]

>>15263295
The thread with the 2000 page dragon erotica and the thread where a guy said he killed a paki and was going to prison were better. This is just sad.

[Anonymous No.15263474]

>>15263428
Retard.

[Anonymous No.15263484]

>>15263439
thats qouted from his "shortstory" samefriend.

[Anonymous No.15263485]

>>15263363
>know me intimately to like my work
That's a sign of being an awful writer. I'd a retards writing if I knew him well enough
>Does your mother have some influence?
You are genuinely retarded; you really don't deserve the time of day.

[Anonymous No.15263491]

>>15261289
Fuck off we’re full. Newfag go home

[Anonymous No.15263493]

I don't understand, I through his twitter, I don't want to make a judgement but he and his followers sound really pretentious. Are they also LARPing on twitter? Or are they serious?

[Anonymous No.15263515]

Guppy
lol

[Anonymous No.15263522]

>>15263484
No it isn't? I'm starting to think you're Guppy samefagging to make /lit/ seem even more retarded than it is.

[Anonymous No.15263525]

>>15263363
I have a question, Mr. William Guppy. How do you get a cat to dance like in the attached Gif? I've been trying all day to get my cat to stand on its itty bitty hind legs and do a little jig, but all my attempts heretofore have been lamentably unsuccessful. Any help will be appreciated.

[Anonymous No.15263530]

i enjoy using both twitter and 4chan i think its great that the sites overlap the way they do, a lot of the frogshitters and adjacents accounts had their way around there anyway before that sphere was a solid thing

all the madposting in this thread is excellent cope by the way

[Anonymous No.15263531]

>>15263067
What is that passage from?

[Anonymous No.15263535]

>>15263522

https://jacobitemag.com/2020/05/02/barnham/

[Anonymous No.15263546]

>>15263531
American psycho

[Anonymous No.15263551]

>>15263522
Anon, it's in the link in the OP? I don't know what you guys are arguing about but that is an excerpt of this faggots faggotry

[Anonymous No.15263554]

You fucking ingrates! This was meant to be a bridge between my majestic writing and your shitty culture. Fuck off, you're worthless, anyway.

- W. G.

[Anonymous No.15263556]

>>15263493
Weird/frog twitter is pretty much the twitter equivalent of pic related.
For some reason there's been a concerted effort by twitter tourists in the past week or so to shill their wares. Probably linked to that tfwnogf documentary.

[Anonymous No.15263567]

>>15263554
But your writing is mediocre though

[Anonymous No.15263575]

How do you get your cat to dance? Share tips ITT.

[Anonymous No.15263576]

>>15263546
Thanks. I was trying to remember where in The Great Gatsby was that.

[Anonymous No.15263577]

>>15263535
>>15263551
Are you seriously this stupid? When I said "re-read the post" why do you think I meant re-read this post >>15263380 and not the post you were directly replying to. Fucking hell, why can't you follow a simple reply chain?

[Anonymous No.15263578]

What disgrace! It seems hardly anybody here is capable of appreciating my art. Ay, such is low IQ!

- W. G.

[Anonymous No.15263583]

>>15263575
That's the wrong webm, I meant this one.

[Anonymous No.15263589]

>>15263567
I'm the next Don DeLillo, and you can suck my cock!

[Anonymous No.15263590]

As a pillow biter I fuck niggers. Trump has a point.

-W.G.

[Anonymous No.15263596]

>>15263577
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolia

[Anonymous No.15263604]

>>15263554
You're writing is worse than mediocre, because even that I can stomach; you're writing is complete shit, made only worse by your own pretentiousness.

- BigblackniggaballzHD.

[Anonymous No.15263613]

>>15263604
well said I think ill follow you on twitter

[Anonymous No.15263617]

OP post body. Bet you're a DYEL.

[Anonymous No.15263622]

>>15261289
>I am fascinated by your incel culture
>welcome me as a guest into your incel community.
kek this is NOT how you approach /lit/. You fucked up, you silly nutcase.

[Anonymous No.15263638]

I love kissing ugly Romanian men on the lips will I rub my prostate to the thought of them being beautiful transitives with hairy legs and mutilated penises.

-W.G. AKA Willy Gobbler

PS: I eat poo

[Anonymous No.15263655]

>>15263530
cope

[Anonymous No.15263657]

Im a tranny

- W. G.

[Anonymous No.15263658]

>>15263578
I think you're funny and I'd be your friend if you weren't a faggot.

[Anonymous No.15263674]

>>15263638
Vrei sa-ti implinesti dorinta mai baiete?

[Anonymous No.15263680]

>>15261466
>>15263638
>Willy Gobbler.
It suits him.

[Anonymous No.15263698]

Come on, guys! I tried really hard to approach you and write this piece. At least give me some advice as to how to communicate with you, like how a hunter deals with the lesser animals. How do I approach you?

- real W.G.

[Anonymous No.15263700]

>>15261289
>/lit/ getting trolled this bad by a twitterfag

[Anonymous No.15263703]

>>15263700
Shut up, Willy.

[Anonymous No.15263710]

>>15263674
Indeed.
>>15263680
THat's my name, don't wear it out

-W.G. AKA Willy Gobbler, AAKA The Gobbler of Willies

[Anonymous No.15263719]

all your base are belong to us

[Anonymous No.15263736]

>>15263710
Hi Will my name is Sodium Chloride but you can just call me Salt

[Anonymous No.15263779]

Guys stop bullying me or I'm telling my mummy. She is very mean on people who make fun of my deformed face or "bad", as she calls it, writing so she will no a doubt give you an ear full. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get back to my miniature train set and typewriter.

-W.G.

[Anonymous No.15263786]

>>15263657
I am only pretending to be retarded. Only me and followers know the inside joke. We all post on the /lit/ despite being linked with pc liberal institutions. We are so cool. We are the new intellectual power house with a strong counterculture. Under all these thick layers of irony I am sincere. I am losing myself. I am going INSANE. I want to chop off my cock.

- Willy Gobbler.

[Anonymous No.15263788]

>>15263546
american psycho? that man is sane and literate

[Anonymous No.15263812]

Day 4 of cat training regimen. I have now successfully trained my cat to change the tires on my car with, of course, the assistance of a car jack. Here's a picture I snapped of my future car mechanic. Imagine paying to go to some greasy wop to fix your car instead of training your own cat!

[Anonymous No.15263814]

>>15263112
I will personally shoot you in the back of the head after I burn your family in the courtyard of your public housing

[Anonymous No.15263830]

You people are not more genuine for your anonymity. The mask, unlimited freedom, unlimited cruelty, corrupts sincerity moreso than the obligation of being held to account. Many of you people have turned to literature because the world and its women have rejected you. You didn't read before, and you had no interest in reading before. I see you following "book charts" with no cohesive link. I see you reading translations of poetry. Your interest in literature is superficial. You are pathetic slugs and I don't care to have your good opinion.
— W. G.

[Anonymous No.15263836]

Day 5 of cat training regimen. I have taught my cat to be a professional singer. You should hear the vibrato in this pussy's voice! He'll soon be doing a collab with Ed Sheeran, so keep your ears peeled

[Anonymous No.15263840]

>>15261289
Here's the best tip

Think of it as a welcome gift

KYS AND LURK MORE

[Anonymous No.15263844]

>>15261637
>He was always proud of telling how he entered Philadelphia, for the first time, with nothing in the world but two shillings in his pocket and four rolls of bread under his arm. But really, when you come to examine it critically, it was nothing. Anybody could have done it.

[Anonymous No.15263863]

[Anonymous No.15263871]

>>15263830
That is sort of the point of 4chan imo. It makes the entire concept of genuineness quaint because you adopt and discard aspects of identity as much as you want and none of it lingers, there doesn't have to be any continuity or coherence.

It's not about genuineness so much as about some truths that are very rarely spoken publicly, although this aspect of 4chan is overblown somewhat.

[Anonymous No.15263872]

>>15263779
>>15263830
suck my cock, Willy.

[Anonymous No.15263891]

>>15261289
There's threads for criticism, but that's not what you want.

You are here for approval.

You are here to shill your work.

And then you start out by calling us collectively incel.

You with your ponderous polysyllabic paragraphs.

I wont tell you to lurk more.

Or kys

I prefer

/Thread

[Anonymous No.15263930]

>>15263891
>ponderous polysyllabic paragraphs

[Anonymous No.15263953]

>>15263863
literally me. every day

[Anonymous No.15263982]

>>15263830
Lol you can't stand a bunch of honest opinions blasting you in the 501 601 so you try to mark it down by counterclaiming we are not genuine at all.

If we are cruel, we are sincerely cruel. There is no charity here.

And if you think we wont praise good writing, think again:

>>>/tg/72325114

Here's what's happening WG:

You are only JUST NOW getting real criticism, real reactions unfettered by any need to be polite or nice.

And the general opinion is that you suck.

Guenonfags, Landians, closet marxists, the whole gamut, most of them think you suck.

Improve or go away, or every thread you start, every post you make, the feedback will be the same, regardless whether or not you sign off as WG.

The fact that you even sign off on an anonymous message board outs you as an egotist.

Newsflash: no you are not that special, and no you fail to entertain or enlighten.

You just suck.

And this is the greatest charity you can expect here.

/Thread

[Anonymous No.15264002]

>>15263982
You keep using the /thread coding function (I imagine to end the thread) but the thread continues to receive replies. Are you sure you're typing it in correctly, or that this function even exists? Don't worry, I am new here too.
— W. G.

[Anonymous No.15264013]

>>15263830
honestly? based

[Anonymous No.15264015]

>>15261289
>>>/r9k/
Go back to your containment board, fag

[Anonymous No.15264020]

>>15263830
We are more authentic than you will ever be Mr. Gobbler, because with the veil that obscures our characters, true character can be expressed. And you fear that authenticity. Because unlike in your blue tick world, we will tell you your writing to be shit, and you will know it to be true; for what reason would a faceless man lie?

[Anonymous No.15264028]

>>15263830
fuck you and fuck everything. whatever i believe in, is the truth. and i believe you're a willy gobbler.

[Anonymous No.15264036]

>>15264002
you really got him haha.
Now kill yourself

[Anonymous No.15264040]

>>15264002
kek

[It's for the jannies No.15264042]

>>15264002
>Passive aggressive
>Attempts to use the newfag card
>WG Attenborough

[Anonymous No.15264045]

>>15261299
Spbp
GET AIDS OP

[Anonymous No.15264046]

>>15264020
holy BASED

[Anonymous No.15264064]

>>15261289

>I leave here a very story

Just leave here please.

[Anonymous No.15264065]

>>15263830
mans got a point but then again this is no better than the average /lit/ post. Youre not saying anything profound just repeating other opinions youve heard on /lit/.

[Anonymous No.15264068]

>>15263830
damn that's actually true lol. /lit/ BTFO

[Anonymous No.15264096]

>>15264002
Based troll. Please keep posting.

[Anonymous No.15264106]

>>15264020
You're unironically a better writer.

[Anonymous No.15264111]

>>15263830
>The mask
You're using a pseudonym retard.

[Anonymous No.15264116]

>>15263830
Lol personal attacks, shooting into the mob.

Someone scored a few points off you huh, willy boy?

[Anonymous No.15264122]

>>15264065
>>15264068
cringe, no it isn't. it's literally unfiltered thoughts vs. thoughts tailored and pruned for a public persona, the former will be more genuine in general. His post makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.15264139]

>>15263830
>I see you X

Presumtious.

[Anonymous No.15264155]

[Anonymous No.15264156]

>>15263830
You probably read Homer translated, pleb.
(also fuck twitter retards)

[Anonymous No.15264188]

>>15264020
Simulating the experience of validation by your peers, escaping from one order simulacra where you have made yourself a failure into one where you can yet still simulate success?

Or, a stubborn resistance to seek therapy which leaves you with an intense desire to put others down anonymously to escape your own feelings towards yourself?

Not true of all here, but given the rampant charlatanry and cruelty as an end to itself on this site, I suspect it's true for a good number of you

[Anonymous No.15264207]

>>15261289
>The mask, unlimited freedom, unlimited cruelty, corrupts sincerity moreso than the obligation of being held to account.
Bald assertion. Not provable without stats.

>Many of you people have turned to literature because the world and its women have rejected you.
And you turned to writing for totally different reasons.

>Your interest in literature is superficial.
Just like your interest in writing good shit.

>I hope you will welcome me
>You are pathetic slugs and I don't care to have your good opinion
You are butthurt and backpaddling, or just lying.

[Anonymous No.15264209]

everything ITT is ironic

-W. G

[Anonymous No.15264217]

>>15263067

American psycho?

[Anonymous No.15264227]

>>15264217
Not the Op, but I just finished AmPsych, yes it's from there.

[Anonymous No.15264228]

>>15264188
>implying

[Anonymous No.15264252]

>>15264188
>Simulating the experience of validation
>Simulate success
You tried to do just that with your shilling of this short story you wrote in OP, hypocrite.

>Stubborn resistance to seek therapy with an intense desire to put others down
>To escape your own feelings towards yourself
We call that "NO U" around here.

>You are pathetic slugs
NO U

[Anonymous No.15264267]

>>15264188
>not being able to escape the modern believe that the validation and substance of the work someone produces validity depends on thier identity therefore applying a identity upon a group to undermine them

Was this ironic too? Or does it change from moment to moment.

Shizo, go back to

>>>/x/

[Anonymous No.15264275]

>>15263830
>t. Willy Gobbler

[Anonymous No.15264352]

>>15264209
Proverbs 26:19

[Anonymous No.15264360]

>>15264188
Under the shadow of rhizometic consciousness anon larps for (You)s and keks. he avoid cringe trees but the fruit of based to save his spaghetti. and then get lost into the eerie web of faggortory.
A normalfag like you wouldn't get it.

[Anonymous No.15264361]

>>15264188
No, you're just a faggot.

[Anonymous No.15264369]

>>15264360
*eat the fruit

[Anonymous No.15264376]

>>15264252
lol I'm not OP, but I am basking in all these
>>(You)'s

[Anonymous No.15264421]

>>15263698
You tried to hawk it first, worth 50 squids.

Now you throw it out here trying to get likesandsubscribes.

Is snark all you got?

/thread

[Anonymous No.15264434]

>>15264376
Good on (You) anon.

Feel validated yet?

[Anonymous No.15264450]

>>15264068
Samefagging the fuck.

[Anonymous No.15264466]

>>15264020
Point.

[Anonymous No.15264537]

>>15264376
Press X to doubt.

You think the same thoughts as Guplord's twitter.

[Anonymous No.15264556]

As usual OP is a faggot. And a nigger on top this time.

[Anonymous No.15264560]

>>15264434
That
>Simulated success
Kicking in with all the (You)s yet?

Your post proves OP's posit so correctly to the T, it's very likely you are OP.

[Anonymous No.15264562]

>>15264188
lol, sound familiar?

[Anonymous No.15264578]

>>15263830
> The mask, unlimited freedom, unlimited cruelty, corrupts sincerity moreso than the obligation of being held to account.

This is bad writing.

[Anonymous No.15264579]

>>15261289
Hi and welcome to 4chan newfag! As you can tell from the comments in this thread, we are all a bunch of cunts and larps. Looks like you are a larping cunt too, you'll fit in just fine, although we tend to shitpost and discuss writers who are far better than you'll ever be.

[Anonymous No.15264593]

>>15264434
do (you)?

[Anonymous No.15264596]

>>15261289
muerete puto.

[Anonymous No.15264610]

244 replies
87 posters
How can one man be so desperate?

[Anonymous No.15264617]

>>15264562
>>15264096
>>15264040
>>15263830
>>15263698
>>15263674
>>15263363
>>15264434

[Anonymous No.15264634]

>>15264593
No Gup but nice try.
Stop writing, ngmi

[Anonymous No.15264650]

>>15264376
That
>Simulated success
Kicking in with all the (You)s yet?

Your post proves OP's posit so correctly to the T, it's very likely you are OP.

[Anonymous No.15264786]

>>15264610
He knows he's in a dickensian universe but hasnt twigged that he's not the MC.

[Anonymous No.15264825]

>>15264188
You sound like a 14 year old teenager.

[Anonymous No.15264858]

>>15264188
Wyn Grant lardies and gentiles.

[Anonymous No.15264860]

>>15261289
What a poor story. From the very start we get such abominations as:
>lying limp as a fish,
a simile so weak and cliched it beggars belief and it's at this amateur level the imagery stays. The diction is highly affected and insincere, familiar of an adolescent who has styled themselves as some fin de siecle throwback - one can imagine the silly sod of an author sitting at the family home with his waistcoat and pocketwatch in hand, asking dear Ma-ma if he can entertain his friend in the parlour this evening, much to the embarrassment of everyone else. The conceit is trite and has been played out before in countless sub-Nabokovian rip-offs. It all results in this dreary slab of nothing, a kind of fart in the wind. Was this written as a joke or something? I suppose this level of quality is to be expected from something like the Jacobite, a magazine that appears to take on whatever grifter and narcissist that happens to pass by their way.

[Anonymous No.15264921]

>>15264860
Orale cabron.

Care to compare the cadence?

http://selondonchildhood.blogspot.com/2017/02/about-this-blog.html?m=1

[Anonymous No.15264956]

>>15264860
r e k t
e
k
t

[Anonymous No.15264957]

>>15264921
looool all these years still stuck on school politics and doing Lovecraftian self-insert.

Just die old man.

You were never relevant.

[Anonymous No.15264993]

>>15264002
Way to get yourself doxed, cummy.

http://selondonchildhood.blogspot.com/2017/02/about-this-blog.html?m=1

You not just new, you simp as hell.

[Anonymous No.15265028]

>>15264921
The background content of the prof in OP short story is near exactly Wank Grunt's LinkedIn.

Is your imagination so feeble you can only imagine other characters as yourself?

Jayzis Fook.

[Anonymous No.15265049]

>>15263830
>>15264188
You're just playing armchair psychologist now. You know nothing about any of us. We are as diverse as they come in regards to every facet of life - whether it be height, race, intellect, lifestyle, nationality, or place in society. I'm probably more succesful than you'll ever be. I have a loving family, and a good education. I have loved literature all my life, and have been reading since I was a small child.

This place isn't perfect, but it's leagues ahead of your shitty echo-chambers where not an ounce of intellectual curiosity which extends past the boundaries of your accepted thought-patterns is allowed. You're scum, and probably jewish as well. Burn in hell freak.

[Anonymous No.15265052]

>>15265028
Hey Prof, how's it feel to get pumped by an apprentice plumber?

[Anonymous No.15265062]

>>15265049
>Psst
>He's a political science fag
>Specializing in pressure groups

[Anonymous No.15265067]

>>15265028
>>15264993
>>15264957
>>15264921
Why the samefagging?

[Anonymous No.15265086]

>>15261392
Either has correct

[Anonymous No.15265088]

>>15264610
By being a retired professor near the end of his natural span, who has failed to accomplish anything meaningful apart from a mountain of regrets and lapsed opportunities.

[Anonymous No.15265094]

>>15265067
I see a shit that won't flush.

[Anonymous No.15265136]

>>15265088
Now that he has failed to get the respect of strangers that he is used to from his students struggling for a grade, he's beginning to realize that no one ever really liked him much at all, or thought him especially wise.

[Anonymous No.15265174]

[Anonymous No.15265215]

>>15263830

[Anonymous No.15265229]

>>15261289
Follow me guppy I'm your biggest fan

[Anonymous No.15265257]

>>15264227

Good riddance to thee, what did you think? When I read it I remember thinking it was very original, how he plays around with all the styles and weirdness.

[Anonymous No.15265266]

>>15264610
https://www.amazon.com/Pressure-British-Politics-Contemporary-Political/dp/0333744853

His book's not selling.

[Anonymous No.15265272]

Why did you give him cancer and not autism, guppy?

[Anonymous No.15265284]

>>15264578
It's pisspoor reasoning.

[Anonymous No.15265295]

>>15265257
I'm the guy who posted the except: I thought it was the funniest book I've ever read -- Bateman's spergyness was just enjoyable, especially matched with his deadpan and odd narration.

[Anonymous No.15265299]

>>15262414
>learning English
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.15265306]

>>15263830
Incels will seethe at this truth.

[Anonymous No.15265313]

>>15262665
>Noooooooooo not my heckin boarderino

[Anonymous No.15265321]

>>15265295

I love you Anon, this book is indeed one of the funniest. Just wanted you to know that, sleep tight n don't let the cuntfeelers succumb to rudeness

[Anonymous No.15265335]

>op is a literal old man
sorry for the mean comments. but you shouldn't have posted here on the first place, it's 4chan ffs.

damn i feel bad for boomers who got meme'd into visiting this shithole.

[Anonymous No.15265344]

>>15265335
What evidence is there that he's an old man?

[Anonymous No.15265363]

>>15265344
His pfp is of him as a child. And since it's a drawing, he was clearly born before cameras were invented, which would make him quite old. Why don't you think outside the bun for once? You guys are such dumbasses -- what would you do without me?

[Anonymous No.15265364]

>>15262175
nobody likes quentin, idk why guppy thinks /lit/ likes him

[Anonymous No.15265373]

>>15265344
>>15264921

[Anonymous No.15265380]

>>15261289
FAG

[Anonymous No.15265390]

>>15265364
>these two would literally jerking each other off online for likes in a matter of years
what has the internet done to us

[Anonymous No.15265397]

>>15265373
So? What link

[Anonymous No.15265409]

>>15265364
Why do all british schools look the same? I had a mini heart attack because I thought Q when to my school from the background.

[Anonymous No.15265412]

>>15265373
Two different posters.

Drawing the same conclusion based on different clues.

I am number 2.

[Anonymous No.15265419]

>>15265397
He thinks we the same because we both think WG is an old man, but we arrived on the same conclusion by different means.

[Anonymous No.15265427]

>>15264002
Willy Gobbler boy sad.

[Anonymous No.15265434]

>>15265419
How have you arrived at that conclusion?

[Anonymous No.15265447]

>>15265373
Where's the link between Guppy and Grant in that blog?

[Anonymous No.15265462]

>>15265434
His undisguised vanity leads me to believe WG is his IRL initials.

I looked up Uni Warwick stafflists and looked for WG.

Wyn Grant.

Then i looked through Wynny Boi's blogposts

Same cadence and sentence structure as in OP short story.

AND

The imaginary prof in the OP short story is near exactly the professor Wyn Grant.

[Anonymous No.15265491]

>>15265447
Wait on it.

Doing this by phone

Wyn Grant's specialist subject being politics and pressure groups, and OP just lumping us as one /pol/ entity, is another clue.

[Anonymous No.15265511]

>>15265491
Add:

oP speaks from a position of (perceived) accomplishment to us ne'erdowells. Sounds like an older man very used to (intellectual) superiority.

[Anonymous No.15265574]

>>15265462
>>15265491
this cant possibly be gobbler can it? he looks kindof like a paroled predator

[Anonymous No.15265610]

>>15265574
Why not? There are plenty of dons who think they're smarter than they are, and their young relatives havent gotten around to telling them they're really mingers.

OP:
>the writer who intends to provoke insensible sentiments in his audience ought himself *to be cold* at the hour of composition.
>*I was cold* when I gave Professor Barnham a cancerous sarcoma

Blog:
>The other aftermath of war was rationing.
>I remember sweets still being on ration.

Circumstantial, but let's build up.

[Anonymous No.15265631]

>>15264020
Based beyond a reasonable doubt

[Anonymous No.15265645]

>>15265462
>Same cadence and sentence structure as in OP short story.
It really isn't.
>The imaginary prof in the OP short story is near exactly the professor Wyn Grant.
How? There's barely any detail on the former.

[Anonymous No.15265647]

He does a podcast with Jon pelech of Sam Hyde fame.

[Anonymous No.15265663]

>>15264188
Bro this post describes you to a T. Get off of twitter I can see its really melting your brain. Hope you get better

[Anonymous No.15265675]

>>15265610
OP:
>His shoes remain on and at this point I make the cancer spread to local cells.

Blog:
>he thought that it represented a socialist statement rather than an aspiration for a better future.
>I can just remember going to the fun fair at Battersea that was part of the Festival

Similarity in movement: a disagreeable reality followed by whimsy.

Alli McBealish.

Building.

[Anonymous No.15265696]

fuck were about to hit sage. This thread was just getting interesting

[Anonymous No.15265700]

>>15265696
You're nuts newfag

[Anonymous No.15265716]

>>15261289
That ending made me laugh. But I think you need a therapist, Guppy

[Anonymous No.15265749]

>>15265645
>Barely any detail
Uni Warwick irl has WMG, a polytecnic-ish outfit. Only an IRL student or staffer would know; i didnt.

And only someone familiar with Warwick would apply labels with such certainty:
>wishy-washy liberal political leanings

An IRL Warwick don would say such things.

Circumstantial; pls wait

[Anonymous No.15265770]

>>15265749
>Circumstantial
Delusional more like.

[Anonymous No.15265772]

>>15265700
>The Daily Telegraph hails me as this generation’s foremost political provocateur
The whistfulness of a life spent in an ivory tower.

Wyn is a don of political science.

[Anonymous No.15265784]

>>15265772
>whistful

[Anonymous No.15265798]

>>15265770
And?

WG has been soooo quiet.

He would have shot me a LOLFAIL INCEL early in the game.

Victoria lookin FINE dawg.

[Anonymous No.15265856]

>>15265784
>Alain de Botton is a godless poivoit
Professional envy; ADB writes better and more than WG

[Anonymous No.15265884]

>>15265770
If i were a boomer in the desert of an endlife crisis, i would write the content in OP.

I might write a different quality of shite, but content might be the same.

Not everyone fantasizes about sexi uni coeds; Tom Sharpe doesnt, and he writes himself as Wilt, an underachieving lecturer.

One more to the circumdelusional pile

[Anonymous No.15265896]

>>15265798
He went quiet because he got want he wanted: to troll /lit/ with a thread that hit the bump limit. Well done for giving it to him. Everything you've offered up here is the biggest load of conjecture I've ever seen in my life. Stretch after stretch after stretch. The idea that you think you've done some stellar detective work by matching the initials of a pseudonym taken from a character in Bleak House and some literal who professor, simply because he says that he's a professor in Warwick is laughable. You make a categorical error by assuming he's telling the truth that he's a professor at Warwick in the first place when any fool can tell he's ironically LARPing. If you checked Grant's biog, there's a section where he mentions who his favourite writers are. He mentions Larkin. Who does he not mention? Dickens, Guppy's favourite writer, the one he doesn't stop talking about.
You're dumber than a Qanon boomer at this point. You've fed the troll and now the troll is laughing at you, if he's still even monitoring this thread.

And the prose styles are nothing alike.

[Anonymous No.15265961]

>>15265896
Shut the fuck up Gobbler

[Anonymous No.15266008]

>>15265784
>>15265645
>>15265574


GO TO THE TWITTER NOW

I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

[Anonymous No.15266021]

>>15265896
Look at his twitter.

My hunch was right.

[Anonymous No.15266030]

>>15265896
https://mobile.twitter.com/w_guppy/status/1257065614985887745

[Anonymous No.15266050]

>>15266030
>>15266008
>>15266021
You are being trolled you fool.

[Anonymous No.15266109]

>>15266050
It doesn't matter anymore, anon. It's like sucking dicks "ironically". He sucked off enough of us. He'll forever be "Willy Gobbler".

[Anonymous No.15266140]

>>15266050
Stop coping, Willy Gobbler.

[Anonymous No.15266159]

>>15266050
this. gobbler has a sense of humor after all

[Anonymous No.15266190]

>>15261289
No wonder they're slow to pony up that fifty.

[Anonymous No.15266220]

>>15266030
An autist AND a retard.

Go pollute /x/.

[Anonymous No.15266254]

>>15266109
well said

[Anonymous No.15266272]

Todos aquí son GAY

[Anonymous No.15266401]

>>15266272
De acuerdo, tío.
- W. G.

[Anonymous No.15266445]

>>15266050
I half suspect the retard IS Guppy. Nobody could be that stupid.

[Anonymous No.15266586]

>>15261289
youve been here before though.

[Anonymous No.15266688]

Welcome to /lit/ faggot.

[Anonymous No.15266719]

>>15261289
Guppy, If your stories were good you wouldn't need Leftist connections to get them published.

[Anonymous No.15266747]

>>15261942
Do you think trolling /lit/ is a /lit/erary performance because its fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.15266755]

[Anonymous No.15266804]

>I recently discovered 4chan and this board
you'll be here forever

[Anonymous No.15266814]

what documentary is he talking about? is it popular? will it make 4chan popular?

[Anonymous No.15266821]

>>15266755
top 10 anime crossovers

[Anonymous No.15267409]

I don't know about you guys, I had fun. I got called based and everyone starting using the Willy Gobbler because I said it, so it was good time, larp or not. Everyone except Willy, have a good day.