/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.15234501]

>tear 20 pages out of a book 3/4 of the way through
>drop it off at the community book exchange

[Anonymous No.15234512]

>take from community book exchange
>never give

i uberman

[Anonymous No.15234514]

>drop a book at the community book exchange
>don't pick one for me

[Anonymous No.15234515]

Jackass

[Anonymous No.15234545]

>>15234514
MADMAN

[Anonymous No.15234557]

>leave a book in the book exchange
>throw a handmade bookmark and a nice little note in there too

[Anonymous No.15234581]

>drop a book
>pick two

[Anonymous No.15234598]

>buy books in amazon
>send them to a wrong address

[Anonymous No.15234625]

Does anyone here litter? I've gotten pretty into it lately as a passive-aggressive torment of society.

The other day I threw a sleeve of styrofoam cups all over this edge side in a park that is hard to access but highly visible from the park trail.

I've been thinking about maybe getting some kudzu or kudzu seeds and scattering them where ever I happen to go--seems like the logical next step

Also been sitting in my darkened apartment balcony slingshotting cars from a few hundred meters away making the car alarms go off at 2AM.

[Anonymous No.15234634]

>>15234625
fuck you

[Anonymous No.15234663]

>>15234634
bamboozled by le trickster

[Anonymous No.15234679]

>>15234625
The underground man as a nigger

[Anonymous No.15234885]

Based. I fucking love messing with those things.
>leave a bunch of diamond dozen diet/finance books my parents bought once and never read in there
>take every book of worth, have like 50 Harry Potter books, 25 Bibles, 10 books on the JFK assassination, 15 copies of 1984 + Fahrenheit + Brave New World total, and a shitload of Agatha Christie books I'll probably just mail to a random person for fun
>most books not written by a name I've seen on here before get used as kindling
>any book written by a woman is ripped in half
>pretty sure a drug dealer intentionally dead dropped a burner flip phone in one of pic related, I smashed it to pieces and flipped off a guy who was sitting in his car who looked like he was going to pick it up and then ran away
>one book was just some guy's PhD thesis comparing Marx to Sartre, I hadn't read either then but that didn't stop me from mailing it back to the guy with a 40 page rebuke I wrote in like 30 minutes
>place pictures of my ultrasound in random books as a bookmark
>place fake notes in random books like "pick up Sam from football practice at 5:30, 10/21/05"
>once bought like 10 copies of Infinite Jest and dropped them all off by an elementary school, taking all the other books with me and leaving a super pretentious note about what good literature is
>buy cheap current gen video games and put them in there to subvert some busybody mother who thinks that forcing their kid to read a randomly picked YA fiction book will make them smarter
>print out Kaczynski's manifesto and drop it off
>used to print out Marvel movie spoilers and drop them off in there
>am currently writing an alternate ending to The Catcher in the Rye and having it printed, I'll then buy a bunch of copies and rip the real ending out, replacing it with my rendition and dropping them off in various states

In the age of nobody answering prank calls and street racing being downright illegal, a man has to get his kicks somehow.
FUCK LITTLE FREE LIBRARIES AND FUCK SOCCER MOMS

[Anonymous No.15234939]

>>15234501
Awe hell nah

[Anonymous No.15234946]

I found a sticky rubber band in a used book I bought, and it ripped the page when I tried to open it