/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.15156953]

Given the recent news on oil and the inevitable economic collapse, I feel like now is an appropriate time for art. I beseech the poets of /lit/ to lay some verses dedicated to this most noble of plauges. Maybe we can make a collection

[Anonymous No.15157011]

they should have bought one of elon musks electric cars.
now all they have is oil stocks and emotional scars.
the cyber truck might look like an a tank,
but thank god at least you don't have to constantly fill up it's petrol tank.
electric cars are the future, and if you disagree we will all just call you a outdated boomer.

[Anonymous No.15157108]

>>15156953
Wagie toils in the fields
while the neet is given half his yields
his boss takes all the rest.
''B-but i worked so hard and tried my best!''
He returns home to his roastie wife
everyday he regrets his life.

The plague comes through and all his family die
yet the very next day he goes to his wagie job to make a fry
He works all day and works all night
still succumbs to the covid blight.
Neet is comfy ,neet is safe
enjoying his time at his mothers place.

[Anonymous No.15157122]

>>15157108
Reads like a blake poem

[Anonymous No.15158264]

>>15157108
based

[Anonymous No.15158360]

>>15156953
COrona VIrus Disease from 2019
by anon

An email sent us home "effective immediately"
Cute thick goth chick on the bus with a half dozen toilet paper rolls
Why buy that when you can just use my tongue
Tension so thicc you could cut it with a butterknife

Considering buying a shotgun, St. Patricks day coming up
Bought corned beef and cabbage instead
Let a woman with a kid cut in front of me in the long fucking line
An act of kindness which doubled as revenge, they closed the line after her everyone behind me had to go to a different line hahahaha

cabbage liquified in the instant pot but the corned beef came out alright
spent a week jerking off to syren de mer bdsm anal videos
in the parks, teens everywhere. I saw a boy on a filthy, ancient yellow vespa making tracks in fresh planted grass
with a girl on rollerblades riding behind him

Surely justice is a farce, but there is still an image of it
and an attachment to it which remains unquestioned
and america is able to do this because, according to Baudrillard
It has no past or founding truth

The appearance of handling the virus is quickly undercut by
the prevalence on social media of soccer wine moms reporting on neighbors for
Jogging four abreast on the road while not wearing masks
Also- "you can still vote for Elizabeth Warren if you think she is the most qualified to be president"

Even as the myth of qualifications crumbles around us as
second rate scientists at the WHO and the flimsy CDC which was neutered with
one mistaken defunding campaign, reagan's ghost comes back to haunt us
in the form of the rambling schizophrenics who plague our streets, our sons paint the walls with their liquid cabbage brains

I feel useless and worthless, I accomplish nothing with my days but a bunch of down the toilet and some dinner
I feel the future is cancelled, is this what it's like to be one of those british teens
I feel kissed on the lips and spanked with a chair
nobody cares how I feel

I paint the catalogue of /fit/, /lit/, /tv/ and /gif/ with my thoughts
I am developing some interesting ideas, interesting to me
I post on my class's online forum how much I hate steel drums
and laugh at the wealthy Jamaican born classmate's cope

[Anonymous No.15158687]

bomp

[Anonymous No.15158787]

>>15156953
Reza said it's got a mind
Enacts it's will on all mankind
Forces us to lay down prone
cannot, will not, should not be known.

But the market says that it ain't shit
the prices are down in quite a pit
They will pay you for your storage
with this you could buy a lot of porridge

Let's make like hegel and synthesize
the market and the autistic guys.
What is one thing we realize?
The only thing that should be covered in oil is thick thighs.

[Anonymous No.15158839]

>this absolutely patrician rhyming pattern
Oh Emma Watson, my sweet anal queen
I'm gonna fuck your throat, before I die
That's an oath, it's OK you'll be fine
Then it's anal time, first a couple of fingaz
Wow it's really tight, I might have to lube it up
This shit's obscene but you, you ARE my queen