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ok so theres this giant who's like 9 feet tall and him and all his friends want to bike to the beach, but when they're about to go he finds out that someone replaced his bike with like a little kiddie clown bike and he has to ride it but its super embarrassing cause its so small hahahah what do you guys think?

>> No.15015456 [DELETED] 

>>15015448
Literally built for bbc

>> No.15015458

hahahahahhahahahahahahaha it would be funnier if it had a little clown honky horn and he kept accidentally squeezing it because it is close to the handlebars hahahahhahaha

>> No.15015465

>>15015458
LMFAO definitely adding that

>> No.15015556

yeah

>> No.15015559

>>15015448
Good story

>> No.15015653

based

>> No.15016011

funny!!

>> No.15016017
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15016017

Heh

>> No.15016022

>>15015448
Have the giant not ride the bike, instaid he calls the cops, that tell him we dont have the man power for the job, angry he gets a cab to the nearest bike shop to buy a new bike.

>> No.15016023

>>15015448
A modern day Rabelais

>> No.15016031

>>15016022
On the way he decides no, you know what, I'm not taking this shit and knocks on the partition to have the cabbie pull over, then removes the cabbie from his own ride and drives off with the upgraded wheels

>> No.15016196

>>15015448
Who would do such a thing?

>> No.15016218

>>15016196
a large, silly buffoon

>> No.15017433

i would read the shit out of this

>> No.15017440

wow great thread guys and fuck >>15017433 for reviving it, saging obviously