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I have composed a 'hip-hop' song in honor of /lit/'s favorite intellectual. It should be sung to this beat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EzZGHydgq0


I got you stuck off the realness, we be the gnosis
You heard of us, official non-dual murderers
The Trads comes equipped for memetic warfare, beware
Of my autodidact family who got nuff tomes to share
For all of those, who wanna profile and pose
Retroactively refute your favorite philosopher, make you give on your role as their expositor
You all alone in these threads, hylic
Every man for they self on this board we be postin
And keep them shook pseuds running, like they supposed to
They spam pastas but they never come close to realization
I can see it inside your face, you're in the wrong thread and finna get an education
Buddhists like you just get they religion laced up
With retroactive refutations and such
Speak the wrong words man and you will get debunked
You can put your whole Guenonfag screencap collection against my team and
I guarantee you I'll be the very last one postin
Your modernist assumptions just don't move me, you're minor, we're major
You're all up in the debate and don't deserve to be a poster
Don't make me have to call your maya-based delusions out
Your theory is refuted, my Guenon (pbuh) quotes make you hesitate
I'm only eternal and unborn but my mind is old
And when the things get for real Brahman dawns in my heart removing the cold
Another Process philosopher destroyed, another story gets told
It ain't nothing really, hey, yo dun spark the opium
So I can get my mind off these duplicitous materialists
Why they still posting I don't know, go figure
Meanwhile back on the Guenonian discord the realness and foundation
If I attain fanāʾ I couldn't choose a better location
When Shankarcharya's arguments penetrate Buddhists feel a burning sensation
Getting closer to Allah (swt) in a tight situation
Now, take these words hylic and think it through
Or the next rhyme I write might be about you

>> No.15006416

Well it's the logical conclusion of reading Guénon

>> No.15006425

Thank you brother, this is based. The hylics will surely seethe at this one.

>> No.15006429
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15006429

>>15006408
>by alah, never have i hear something so divine

>> No.15006445

>>15006408
based

>> No.15006505

>>15006408
holy based...

>> No.15006570

>>15006408
ok this fucking slaps

>> No.15006601

>>15006408
someone sing pls

>> No.15006821
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15006821

>>15006601

https://vocaroo.com/cGAxU5ElgiY

>> No.15006839

>>15006821
ahahahhahahhahhahahha

>> No.15006844

>>15006821
holy based, brother

>> No.15006871

>>15006408
Holy based

>> No.15006954

>>15006821
nice

>> No.15007073

>>15006821
this better be featured in the next edition of the guenonmag

>> No.15007122
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15007122

Just how based are the brothers?

I will use this as my ringtone...

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15007406

>>15006408
>>15006821
Holy... Based ....
What a divinely contemplative psalm, my dear brother...
Surely the presence of David (pbuh) inspired you....

>> No.15007578

based.>>15006821

>> No.15007895

>>15006821
thread was unfunny until this. Good performance, this is like all a waste of time idk, it might be unhealthy.

>> No.15007908

fuck this board in all honesty

>> No.15007916

>>15007908
Can’t take the memers? Throw your anonymity away and stand for something.

>> No.15007957

>>15006821
>https://vocaroo.com/cGAxU5ElgiY
Not bad.

>> No.15008137

>>15007908
OP wrote his funky rhythm about you

>> No.15008179

>>15006821
Fucking saved

>> No.15008203

>>15007908
this

>> No.15008243

>hylic
What twitter personality made this word trend so hard all of a sudden?
Every new iteration of Official Fourchannel Lingo Buzzwords gets more and more grating because you all start throwing it around like this one will finally sting the way no others could for months
You're all roody-poos

>> No.15008306

This board needs IDs. There absolutely no way this thread has more than 3 people posting in it.

>> No.15008322
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15008322

>"This board needs IDs. There absolutely no way this thread has more than 3 people posting in it."

>> No.15008384

>>15008306
If somebody can spoof the poster count at the bottom with new IPs, they'd do the same thing with IDs, you dumbass

>> No.15008406

>>15008306
COPE

>> No.15008427

>>15008243
>roody-poos
new buzzword material right here. roody poos will disagree

>> No.15008529

>>15008306
>"tHiS bOaRd nEeDs iD's"

>> No.15008642

>>15008306
Yeah, and upvotes too!

>> No.15008673

>>15006821
HOLY CRINGE

>> No.15008678

>>15006821
>this is what guenonfag sounds like
cringe cringe cringe

>> No.15008714
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15008714

>>15008678
The dude in the recording did not sound fat enough to be guenonfag.

>> No.15008744

>>15008306
It's incredible. The primordial initiation is owning 5 burner smartphones and sitting at mcdonalds to use 7 different wifi hubs.

>> No.15008751

>>15008427
>new
Anybody who hasn't been on 4chan long enough to recognize that word shouldn't be allowed to post on any of the small hobby boards. Go to the boards that wanted you faggot migrants, we don't.

>> No.15008821

>>15008751
tradfags are just 2016 election tourists, the same people who would repost ben shapiro videos and 'invoke meme magic'.

>> No.15008916

>>15006821
>for all my (pbuh) posters
BASED

>> No.15009468

Baaased

>> No.15009469

Cringey

>> No.15009473

>if I could just find a way to laugh at it I can absolve myself the responsibility of having to think about it

>> No.15009888

>>15007908
I shall prey for you brothers-
>>15007916
not you.
>>15009473
>If I just criticise it I wont have to contemplate anything and I'll be an impervious but empty shell.
>>15006408
Elevating the profane. Alhamdulillah.

>> No.15010480

>>15006821
ok this fucking slaps

>> No.15010624

>>15006821
Holy cringe

>> No.15010689
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15010689

>>15006821
This has gone too far.

Lol, that was pretty good desu.

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15010690

>>15009888
Baased TRIPS in the name of Allah (swt) and His Messenger Guenon (pbuh)..........


Baased track brother! I will travel to the profane city of LA and try spreading this amongst the population.....

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15010698

Peace be upon him........
Process philosophy finna be refuted........
Hoooly baaased......

>> No.15010702

>>15010698
imagine the smell

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>>15006821
I have listened to this about 40 times now brothers... I feel like Muhammad (saw) in the cave listening to Jibreel (pbuh)...

>> No.15010729

>>15006821
What would PBUH think about this?

>> No.15011064
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>>15006408
Based, brother.

>> No.15011413

posting in a based thread

>> No.15011739

>>15008821
people were posting about Guenon and Evola in 2014 and 2015

>> No.15012335

>>15006821
kek

>> No.15012357

>>15006821
Another addition to our collection of hymns...so based...brothers...pbuh...

>> No.15012372

>>15006408
the autism is strong in this one

>> No.15012441

>>15006821
>>15006408
Sperg-tastic, truly

>> No.15012686

>>15006408
based

>>15006821
Based!

>> No.15012772

>>15006821
>https://vocaroo.com/cGAxU5ElgiY
amazing

>> No.15012825

>>15006821
IS THIS THE FINAL FORM OF THE GUENON POSTER?

>> No.15012926

>>15006821
b a s e d

>> No.15013214

you forgot the chorus
>anon, they shook
>cause ain’t no such thing as half-read books
>scared to post, scared to look, they shook
>cause ain’t no such thing as half-read books

>> No.15013400

Hylics seethin.........
Brothers memein....while we dreamin.... Of a season....where reason.....is diesel....for a vehicle.....that we needin.....to fight treason.....stop it breathin.....best be believin.....what we meanin....when we postin bout the gnosis.....
Hylics can't help but ghost us....cos they knows us.....to be soldiers.....
That'll roast yuh.....roll ya up like a postuh......make ya feel like we own ya......make ya mom get a boner... Yeah she moanin...
But we goin.......toward knowin....what Guenon was showin...
Before...we was Ronin's....didn't know where we was goin.....we was Rollin....like the stone did......fo Guenon done did throw it....to the skies whey the birds is.....whey they angels...whey they souls is......we home now...welcome home bitch

>> No.15013854

>>15006425
>The hylics will surely seethe at this one
you were right

>> No.15014119

>>15013400
nice

>> No.15014441

>>15006821
based

>> No.15014456

>>15008714
As someone who doesn't eat beef and probably not much other meat either I'd imagine Guenongenius is probably pretty lean

>> No.15014462

this thread is like when I was 12 and thought making a good parody was just replacing a word or two here and there, but the rest of the song was kept the same.

absolute garbage

>> No.15014718

>>15006821
I like how you emphasized certain words

>> No.15014767
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>>15008306
>>15008243
>>15007908
>>15007895
Profane hylics. We must shun thee!

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>>15006408

>> No.15014816

>>15013400
This great poem has given me the urge to dab on a hylic. Thank you, brother.

>> No.15014819

>>15014462
You're still only 13 now. Shut the fuck up and let the grown ups post in peace, hylic.

>> No.15014892

>>15011739
yes but not in a LARPey way. Guenon would pop up in Evola threads and we'd actually have meaningful discussions. Now its all just retarded memeing.

>> No.15015639

>>15006821
>not pronouncing it "pee-buh"

>> No.15016062

>>15007908
You should have thought it through, now the next rhyme i writes finna be about you.

You shook cause aint so such things as half way books.

>> No.15016143
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15016143

guenonfag is mentally unhinged beyond belief

>> No.15016160

>>15006408
not a bad attempt almost have the rhythm

>> No.15016340

>>15006821
no sense of rhythm, can't feel the beat, abysmal presentation.

>> No.15016421

>>15016340
Cringe! The brothers feel the beat only the cringe hylics cannot....... You are deluded by maya.....

>> No.15016503

>>15006821
baased... i can just imagine a contemplative Guenon (pbuh) writing these lyrics down after doing the opium initiatic ritual.....

>> No.15016756

>>15016340
Shut the fuck up you worthless piece of shit. I fucking hate "critics"
You can't do shit so you complain about anyone who does. That lad had the balls to put himself out there and spit bars for the brothers. You on the other hand just complained in the hope that you could piggyback off the attention. You couldnt deal with the fact that someone had the audacity to express themselves in a manner that wasn't to your liking, so you had an autistic meltdown and cried about how they rap.
Fuck off and die faggot, you are worthless. Death to all salty fag critics

>> No.15016795

>>15016756
Bah-sahd

>> No.15017147

>>15016756
>>15016503
>>15016421
>>15016795
Based....

>>15016340
Cringe!... Guenon (pbuh) respects the brothers for venerating him!

>> No.15017157

https://discord.gg/FFwRXKq

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>>15016756
>Shut the fuck up you worthless piece of shit. I fucking hate "critics"

>> No.15017214

>>15017185
Yeah. The fucking quotation marks distinguished worthless cunts of "critics" like you, from genuine critics like Guenon (pbuh)

>> No.15017229

Wasn't psychologically collapsible, 0/20

>> No.15017610
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>>15006821
Just how... based.... is this?


holy........ baaaseeedd....

>> No.15017909

>>15006821
unbelievably based

>> No.15017921

>>15006821
(pbuh)....

>> No.15018056

>>15006408
Fuck rap

>> No.15018147

>>15017185
>>Shut the fuck up you worthless piece of shit. I fucking hate "hylics"

FTFY

>> No.15018806

>>15006821
ok now this is epic

>> No.15019145

Guenon State of mind when?

>> No.15019201

>>15006821
incredible work faggot

>> No.15019570

>>15006821
include me in the screencap!

>> No.15020038

>>15013400
......................................................................................based.................brother...............................................

>> No.15020164

>>15016756
based...

>> No.15020173

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4YzjfCHAqo

>> No.15020215

>>15020173
Based fruits of contemplation brother

>> No.15020424

>>15006821
Based

>> No.15020467

>>15020173
clicked on the video saw he had toilet paper. Fake guenon fag. Real brothers use bidets, fagot.

>> No.15020510

>>15006821
It needs interpretation, enfatics and more soul.

>> No.15021679

he will not be forgotteen

>> No.15022695

>>15006408
best thread of 2020 so far

>> No.15024081

>>15022695
brother i think that will even be so untl this Cycle ends..... based....

>> No.15024422

>>15006821
B A S E D

>> No.15024480

>>15006821
Rétroactivement basé

>> No.15024562 [DELETED] 

this board is really choke full of 13 year olds lmao, imagine wasting your teenage years on 4chan. zoomers are the most pathetic beings in history.

>> No.15024826

>>15006408
Guènanon (pbuy) learn Sanskrit. (pbui)

>> No.15024889

>>15006408
>>15006821
Best board

>> No.15024950

>>15006408
Mobb Deep is a truly Guenonian rap group

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kotn0bm8Y9c

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>>15006821
This is so based... So brother... So pbuh...

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>>15006821
>Your theory is refuted, my Guenon (pbuh) quotes make you hesitate
B A S E D ! ! !

>> No.15027432

Bump

>> No.15027498

Can someone please explain why his views are better? What was he even saying that makes him worth reading?

>> No.15027828

>>15006821
based

>> No.15027858

Guenon just blessed this board.

>> No.15027869 [DELETED] 

>>15027858
Report submitted! This window will close in 3 seconds...

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15028219

>>15026365
>punished Guenon
lmao

>> No.15028258

Okay what book to read first

>> No.15028278

>>15028258
Fuck it I'll start reading the crisis of thr modern world and see if this guy is actually good and not a fucking meme

>> No.15028366

>>15026365
>>15028219
Punished Guénon (ﷺ)
A contemplator denied his refutation

>> No.15028479

>>15006821
BASED MAY ALLAH ALWAYS GUIDE YOU THE RIGHT WAY MY BROTHER

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15028493

>>15006821
Holy...
Ba...
Sed.....

>> No.15028495

>>15028479
>implying guenonfag believes in the abrahamic god

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>>15028495
Allah (pbuh swt) is merely the Arabic/Hebraic name for the Atman (may it be glorified and exalted), brother....

>> No.15029278

>>15028569
cringe kafir

>> No.15029768

>>15006821

So baaaased

>> No.15029790

>>15006821
incredible

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15029920

>>15006821
Basé