/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.14996869]

What's the best book to read on the Arab Spring?

[Anonymous No.14996880]

>>14996869
Coffee is good for you

[Anonym̸o͞u͢s͝ No.14996888]

>>14996869
I've got a spring

[Anonymous No.14997120]

I wanna suck the corona juice right out of those infected jugs

[Anonymous No.14997129]

>>14996869
my goodness that girl has really nice... eyes

[Anonymous No.14997136]

oh god I’m so fucking horny bros
she must smell so nice FUCJ

[A̵ǹon̨͏y͢͡mo͡u̷s No.14997139]

>>14997129
I know. I would suck those eyeballs right out of her skull.

[Anon̡y̨mous No.14997140]

>>14997136
GREENED

[Ànónym̶̡oư̕s̸̨͏̶ No.14997149]

>>14996869
MADE FOR BBC

[Anonymous No.14997151]

>>14997140
gtf away from me

[Anonymous No.14997157]

It's hard to unsee that both her eyes and her tits are different sizes.

[Anonymous No.14997173]

>>14997151
coof coof heh

[Anonymous No.14997181]

>>14997149
Pynchons my fav writer for sure because my fav thing in books is goofs, gags, jokes and rambunctious behavior, and his books are full to the brim of it. Every novel is like one of those novelty snake cans, you open the book & POP you get a face fulla snakes and you fall back cackling. The mad mind, the crack genius, to do it! and then you think hmmm whats he gonna do next, this trickster, and you pick the book back up and BZZZZZZZZZZ you get a shock and Hahahahahah you've been pranked again by the old pynchmeister, that card. "Did that Pynch?" he says, laughing yukyukyukyuk. Watch him as he shoves a pair of plastic buck teeth right up into his mouth and displays em for you- left, right, center- "you like dese? Do i look handsome???" Pulls out a mirror. "Ah!" Hand to naughty mouth. And you're on your ass again laughing as he snaps his suspenders, exits stage right, and appears again hauling a huge golden gong.

[Anonymous No.14997190]

>>14997157
have you never actually been with a woman anon?
human beings are not perfectly symmetrical ya know

[Aǹony̸mou̸͟s No.14997201]

Really unfortunate looking girl.
Decent sized Italian tits and a nose, but oh, she had to go and make herself look like a damn anime for her cosplaying.
Hope she and her bf/hubby are well

[Anony̶mous͢ No.14997212]

>>14997190
>humans are not perfectly symmetrical
The trash ones, at least.

[Anonymous No.14997217]

>>14997201
something about the word hubby really pisses me off

[Anonymous No.14997224]

>>14997201
she’s perfect dude. literal perfection, the platonic female

[Anon̢y̵mous No.14997235]

>>14997217
He’s a big burly sort of guy, looks like a biker

[Anonymous No.14997239]

>>14996869
you're a loser

[Aņ̀̕on͞y̛mou̕͜s̨̛͞ No.14997246]

>>14997217
It infantilizes the title. Trying to hard to be cutsie wootsie.

[An͢onymous͏ No.14997248]

>>14997224
Carved up and stuffed, is not my idea of perfection, but she is still kinda cute

[Ano̧nymou̴s No.14997277]

>>14997246
Yeah maybe that's it. I don't mind my wife being cutesy or doing some fun teasing but the groupthink behind "hubby" is just creepy, it's like these online people are thinking of husbands as archetypes instead of individual people. Whatever, I'm mostly interested in why the word triggers annoyance, it doesn't actually bother me that much.

[Anonymous No.14997291]

>>14997277
>t's like these online people are thinking of husbands as archetypes instead of individual people
I think you nailed it right there. You're not a person anymore. You're her doggy, except you pay for things.

[Á̧͢n͜͠ǫn̶ym͘ou̶s͟ No.14997303]

>>14997277
it's why I don't like the term "wife"

I don't like trivializing and being trivialized to a title, or an occupation. oh well.

[Anon̕ymou͏s No.14997310]

>>14997303
I would agree with you if you said "wifey," or "Missus," but "wife" is universally understood. What else could possible describe some woman's relationship to her husband?

[Anonymous No.14997313]

>>14996880
Based

[An̶o̕nymous No.14997460]

>>14997224
She shits in a bag

[Anonymous No.14997644]

>>14997224
This fucking whore. Too bad she probably only fucks 10-inch dick niggers. What's her name?

[Anonymous No.14997654]

>sola scriptura

who assembled the bible then? what did they do before that?

[Anonymous No.14997656]

Christ conferred his Church to Peter in the Bible.

[Anonymous No.14997657]

>>14997644
She has a steady bf or husband >>14997235

[À̧n̨on̕y̛m̷o̧͝u͝s̨ No.14997675]

>>14997235
he's fat and bald
she has no confidence because she has crohns and shits herself

[An͠on̡y͢m͏͠ous͜ No.14997689]

>>14997217
It's the "doggo" of words used to refer to your spouse.

[Anonymous No.14997710]

Vodka, brutal winters, poor diet-- miserable depressing people write and read depressing things, thinking it is their "national character", when in fact their character was caused by chronic alcohol poisoning, malnutrition, and seasonal affective disorder.

[Anonymous No.14997712]

>>14997139
>>14997149
>>14997246
>>14997303
>>14997689
>>14997675
KILL ME

[Anonymous No.14997719]

>hubby sounds too derogatory
>I feel like an object!

[Ą͘nò̸ny͝ḿ͢͢oùs͠ No.14997855]

>>14996869

[Anonymous No.14997870]

>>14997560
I'd fuck her all day

[Anonymous No.14997872]

>>14996869
I know Jean-Pierre Filiu wrote several, but I've only read the comic book adaptation
ofc it's outdated now

[Anonymous No.14997990]

>>14997129
Eyes are literally too big

[A̡n̴͜o͡ń̨y̢mou̸͟s͜ No.14998501]

>>14997712
c̴̞̗̥̘̟̤̺̙͓ͯͩ̎͒̑̏̿͋͌ͦ́ͩ̾̈́ͤ̚͠o̴̫͙̣̰̟̞͉ͮ̇̐̓͊̆ͩ͊̐͊͑͗̄͊ͭͩ̈́͊͞ǫ̴̹̫̞̟̘̬͆̒̽͑̀̀̎͑̈͢͜f̡̠̺̹̟̬̩̈̈̉̇̃͂̾͐̿̃ͧ͊̎*̯̰͎̞͈̝̰ͦͬͯ̿̃͑̂̚̕̕͠ ̤̬̰͔͚̮̞̱̞̞̠̤̻̩͂ͭ͊ͮͨ̐ͮ͑ͩ͊͡ͅ*̷̼̺̙͍̪͎͈͙̱̣̙͈̣̤̭͎̼͒ͬ̏ͦ͑̊́̿ͬ̌͌ͩͧ́͞c͓̯̪͈̼̣͕̫͚̺͔͖̠̘̗̹̟ͦ̏ͦ̀͆̾̽ͬ͆̑̉͒͐͛̀̈̿́́o̴̤̗̖̣̺͈̰͂̑ͬ̊͑̀͂̏ͦ̌̈́̉ͭͬ͘͝o̷̸̻̗͍͉͈̤̻̩̰̭͓͚̼̫̜̬͉̳̙͆̈ͩ̇̈́̃́͐̎ͯ̐͊̓͜f̢̬̪̭͈͙͔̻͇̙͓̪̱̩̙̥̫͎̼ͨ́̊ͩͬ̑͗ͪ͋̉̀͡*̶̶̨̘̟͔̰̮̩̺̦̠̪̝̝̯̗

[A҉͞͏no͘͡ny͜m̕͟o͏u͠s No.14998568]

>>14996869
heckim babberinos

[A̷no̧ņ̵y̛m̢̕o͢͠us͜ No.14998655]

there was a syrian lady I used to work with that had fat tits. she was mommykino

[Anonymous No.14998717]

>>14997201
>nd her bf/hubby
You mean I don't have chance anymore?

[Anonymous No.14998896]

>>14997217

[Anonymous No.14998929]

>>14998717
Slim. If you can get to Italy, and if you/they’re into bi/straight threesome stuff, I donno...

[A̛n͜on͏y̸̷mo҉u̶̧͡s̨ No.14998964]

>>14997212
Post face

[Anonymous No.14998965]

>>14998940
I'm working on that. Got a gym membership before all this corona shit started, and that makes relate to him even more. I even plan to kill myself after writing my magnus opum.

[A͜͝no̧͠n̴̸y̷m̕͡ous͝ No.14998994]

>>14996869
my dick is HHHAAARRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.14999000]

[Anonymous No.14999390]

>>14998929
Give me her fucking name faggots

[A̶n͞͠҉̡́o̧͘nymo͜us̕ No.14999428]

>>14999390
Sofia delle Cave

[Anonymous No.14999446]

>>14999390
Sarina Valentina

[Anonymous No.15000061]

>>14999390
Search Google for image faggot

[Anonymous No.15001628]

>>14996880
Mmm yes it is, with milk...

[Anonymous No.15001970]

>>14997644
she has crohn's disease