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14953442 No.14953442[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

how do get gf?

>> No.14953452

>>14953442
Fuck your mom

>> No.14953454

I think you have to water every day, let it get sunlight, some nutrients in the soil, ok temperature.

>> No.14953532

>>14953442
So I have been doing my anthropological on /adv/ for a year now and I compiled knowledge required to solve all problems person in current day and age can face. Through coding and thematic analysis I came to conclusion that there are 4 basic advices that can fix anyone's life.
Sorted by in order of importance,
>be yourself
>go outside
>get a job at McDonald
>have sex
You may also have questions regarding those advices. Below you can find frequently asked questions. Thanks for participating in my research, everyone.

>What do I do outside?
Outside you can be yourself, work at McDonalds and have sex.

>How do I get a job?
By being yourself and going outside.

>How do I have sex?
By having job, being yourself and going outside.

>> No.14953543

1. Be attractive (highly recommended)
2. Be not ugly (required)
3. Talk to girls at work, school, or wherever.

>> No.14953547
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14953547

>>14953532
>be yourself

>> No.14953568
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14953568

>>14953442
Your best chances, the best way to increase your chances, is to perfect yourself continuously in all respects, to maximize your genetic and intellectual potential, be the ultimate /fitlit/ noble scholar warrior hero of fearlessness and justice, and all that is good, beautiful, and true.

You must love yourself first, then you will be worthy to love and accept the love of another equal soulmate.

>> No.14953575

>>14953543
I hate that there are “leagues” with so many people, but this might be a major reason you’re alone. People like to blame porn, Hollywood or the fashion industry for unrealistic expectations. Perhaps it’s a bit of narcissism on your part

>>14953442
Grow your confidence, make lots of friends, talk to lots of girls. Epicureanism.

>> No.14953591

>>14953532
>having job
>being yourself
>going outside
Each of these items conflicts with the other two.

>> No.14953625

>>14953575
>make friends
>talk

>> No.14953631

>>14953575
how do I get you as a gf?

>> No.14953640

>>14953575
Read something besides Epicurus, Nutter Butter. Or at least abstain from namedropping him 10 times every half hour.

>> No.14953646

>>14953591
Well noticed

>> No.14953657
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>>14953575
I'm not sure if a forever alone lesbian is the one you should go to for advice on getting a gf tbqh.

>> No.14953739
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>>14953640
No.

>> No.14953747

>>14953442
You show her your dictionary anon.

>> No.14953756
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>>14953739
Let me teach you the ancient and secretive art of eros, butters. I have been studying texts of Ægypt and old Hindoostan and learned much, I simply need a willing subject to perform the rituals with but none of the girls in my immediate environment are intelligent enough to be receptive.

>> No.14953874

make some money unironically
bitches actually are attracted to money

money is a sense of comfort for them

>> No.14953943 [DELETED] 

Why did I have to be born friends? I don't belong here and I never will. I don't have the will to life/ power or anything. Escapism no longer works either.

>> No.14953961

>>14953575
I don't believe in "leagues," I just want a girl who isn't fat, isn't infuriatingly dumb, and a from a family my parents wouldn't look down on (ie JEWISH)

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>>14953442
just b urself

>> No.14954066

>>14953442
Lower your standards
sage

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14954110

>>14953442
>>>/adv/ >>>/r9k/

>>14953756
pic. related

>> No.14954114
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Pick an avatar and start playing:
https://hotelconcierge.tumblr.com/post/140529495929

>> No.14954122

>>14954110
Lovecraft was based.

>> No.14954144

>>14954114
tl;dr please. This is way too painful to read.

>> No.14954150

>>14953575
CAN SOMEONE BAN THIS THOT ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.14954155

>>14953442
For fuck's sake, this is a literature board. At least do like the other faggots and ask for books that will help you get a gf.
Fuck off to /r9k/ and stop shitting my board.

>> No.14954156

>>14954144
Skip to Part V. (5) and read from there. If it seems convincing enough, you can always read what you skipped at a later time