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14933335 No.14933335 [Reply] [Original]

>read a book
>start to fall asleep

its not fair bros, how can I improve myself in isolation

>> No.14933456

Eat, drink coffee and take a shower, that will wake you up.

>> No.14933463

Maybe you shouldn't read late at night when you're tired. Find times to read when you're more awake.

>> No.14933467

>>14933335
>read a book
>start touching my dick
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.14933469

Sit up. No leaning against anything.
Make sure you get seven to eight hours of sleep.
Still nodding off, do a little exercise between pages.
Throw put all blow-jacks.

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14933667

>read a book
>start to wake up

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>>14933335
It's because you're too comfortable. Get a hard chair. Soft chairs are for fags.

>> No.14933912

>>14933335
think of all the poor idiots who suffer from insomnia meanwhile you're drifting off even when you don't want to, it's a win-win situation, either you get to enjoy a book or you get to enjoy the best state of all, unconsciousness

>> No.14933920

Get more sleep retard

>> No.14934203

>>14933865
>it's gay to be comfortable

>> No.14934208

>>14933469
Wtf is a blowjack? Blowjobs while doing jumping jacks? How is that even possible. You have a sick mind

>> No.14934214

>>14933467
Literally every time. Something about good quality books arouses me. I can only look at myself in the third person as I lose control of my body and I start furiously masturbating.