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Just had another nasty blowout, /lit/. The loo is completely clogged. All because of my poopy butthole.

Why did it have to be like this? Why couldn’t I have married my beautiful French girl, had little frog children, and lived out my days reading and eating waffles? Just imagining now makes my eyes well up. I had it all, and I blew it. Just like this disgraced toilet. Literature for this feel? Actually, no. I don’t deserve literature. I deserve a bullet to my head.

All I want is the life I imagined

>> No.14874214

>>14874205
Do Americans even know how to eat waffles?
Good whipped cream seems like something only found in Austria.

>> No.14874217

>>14874205
Grab a shovel and dig a hole

Keep digging until you cant swing the shovel again

This solves my problems

>> No.14874291

>>14874205
Is it stinky

>> No.14874507

>>14874205
So to be clear, in America fast food is advertised not by promoting it's flavour or other qualities but for the eventual effect it will have on your anus? This ad literally says "Eat our food because of the kind of shit it will become"?

>> No.14874617
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>>14874507

>> No.14874835

>>14874507
This is how the patrician consooms europleb