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>they‘re singing nursery rhymes in the library again
I JUST WANT TO READ AUGUSTINE TALKING ABOUT THE CALAMITIES OCCURRING IN THE EARLY ROMAN REPUBLIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DO BABIES EXIST WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.14796697
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>>14796693
>Going to a library
What, does the smell of urine and homeless people really get your brain working in overtime?

>> No.14796718

Better than dragqueen story hour.

>> No.14796721
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kids enjoying themselves always brings a smile to my face. it just seems like one of the purest forms of goodness in the world.

>> No.14796732

>>14796693
The Virigin "2smart4this" Wojak Poster
>>14796721
The Chad Wholesome Anime Poster

>> No.14796734

>>14796693
>tfw i have an interview for a senior position at the library next week
>tfw they expect me to bring in a kids book and read it to the interviewers as though they were children
what book should I pick, /lit/?

>> No.14796738

>>14796734
Go the fuck to sleep

>> No.14796739

>>14796734
Journey to The End of The Night

>> No.14796765
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>>14796734
H.C Andersen's fairy tales

>> No.14796773

>>14796734
The Wind in the Willows

>> No.14796780

>>14796739
dangerously based
would probably get kicked out tho

>> No.14796789

>>14796734
The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra

>> No.14796796

>>14796734
Jorge Joestar in its entirety

>> No.14796798

>>14796693
it's a library, you can take the books with you home

>> No.14796814

>>14796734
The Hobbit.

>> No.14796846
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>>14796721
Based af. There are many things that annoy me, but kids isn't one of them. Even crying babies just make me smile.

>> No.14796848

>>14796798
he can’t read at home either cuz i’m slamming his mom six ways from sunday

>> No.14796895

>>14796693
Go to the university library and read there.

>> No.14796903

>>14796734
Animal Farm

>> No.14797402

>>14796798
Based

>> No.14798006

>>14796693
Buy earmuffs. I bring my shooting muffs with me for easy silence on the go.

>> No.14798431

>>14796697
>the smell of urine and homeless people
Why do I always hear this meme? Are you all degenerate urbanites or something? My comfy suburban library smells clean with a hint of that familiar bookish smell. Imagine living in a concrete hellscape with a homeless and nigger -filled library lmao

>> No.14798515

>>14796734
Black Skin White Masks

>> No.14798525

>>14798431
This. Do you guys line in inpound?

>> No.14798724

>>14798431
I've been to small town libraries that are worse desu.

>> No.14798737

>>14796798
i lost my library card and i don't get along with the fat cunt who works the desk so i read there like OP.

>> No.14798747

Any lit that's pro abortion?

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>>14796693
>he uses the library to read and not just to study
gay and retarded tbqhwyfamalam

>> No.14798997

>>14798747
Read Pentti Linkola

>> No.14799505

>>14796798
fun isn't hard with a library card

>> No.14799542

>>14796721
This, OP is a man baby

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>>14796734
Green Eggs and Ham

>> No.14800293

>>14798431
My small town library smells of homeless and baby wipes (from the homeless bathing themselves with them). We don’t even really have a homeless problem outside of the library.

>> No.14800328

>>14800293
I have a similar problem but with wetbacks. Always smells of Hispanic stench and the worst most potent body spray that one can possibly get. Makes me never want to set foot near a fucking library, so I usually go the next town over where there's more rich people and less spics.

>> No.14800817

>>14796693
Headphones and white noise you little bitch. The kiddies deserve the space more than you do.

>> No.14801015

>>14796693
Supra terram britannorum
Volat aquila legionum

>> No.14802189

>>14796693
Read Cicero.

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>>14796734
Brambly Hedge.