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>"Daddy, what are we reading?"

>> No.14782377

It's called "Good Sex Illustrated"

>> No.14782387

>>14782370
The Chronicles of Narnia, my beloved children. It was my favorite book when I was your age

>> No.14782389

>>14782377
Elevated and childless pilled.
Sad.

>> No.14782401

"Finnegans Wake. Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk"

>> No.14782404
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>Finnegans Wake

>> No.14782412

>>14782370
this dude is a kike.

>> No.14782464

>>14782370
Shut up, cunt. You know full well I'm not your real dad, and will always love your brother more than you. As such, I'm not reading YOU anything, I'm reading for my son.

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>>14782370
Reminds me of pic related

>> No.14782503

The Trauma Myth: The Truth About the Sexual Abuse of Children--and Its Aftermath

>> No.14782537

>>14782370
Why, your favorite story! Geschlecht und Charakter by Otto Weininger! (Just don't tell mommy about this one)

>> No.14782757

>>14782537
Basiert und Ottotabletiert

>> No.14782782

>>14782370
protocols of the elders of zion

>> No.14783017

>>14782464
Jesus Christ. Are you feeling alright, anon?

>> No.14783076

>>14782503
Garbage reading. Author has nice tits, tho.

>> No.14783122

Isaac Asimov, because robots and space travel are cool, easy to read and understand, and because I'm actually implanting the seeds of STEMfaggotry in your mind, so that you turn into an obnoxious atheist in middle school, dislike harry potter, get into STEM shit so that your degree gives you an advantage in your future that right now looks so bleak thanks to the erosion of democracy/socialism, global warming, and so on.

But first let's finish gabriel garcia marquez.

>> No.14783353

we read littel hobbit look he smoke the pipe haha

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>>14782370

>> No.14784602

>>14782370
We’re reading “The Crisis of the Modern World” by Rene Guenon, little Billy.

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>>14782370

>> No.14784748

>>14782481
That F Scott Fitzgerald? Am I missing some subtext here?

>> No.14784750

>>14782370
For me, it's Spinoza

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>>14782370
Whatever this book is.

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>>14784708
Thank you for the edit. For some reason I find
the Hegel meme very amusing. I've saved this to my Hegel memes folder.

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>>14784777
You're welcome. I enjoy them as well

>> No.14784790

>>14784748
No, it’s from war propaganda trying to get people to participate by pointing out how you would feel when they asked you what you did in the war.

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>>14784785

>> No.14784870

>>14782370
the bible

>> No.14784900

>>14782481
Damn that shit really works on me. I usually don’t fall for pro-war propaganda, but I really would feel ashamed to be asked this if I had skipped out of major war.

>> No.14785668

>>14784748
are you dense bruv

>> No.14785680

>>14782481
Didn't die at the age of 19 and conceived you

>> No.14785750

>>14784900

There's definitely more dignity in objecting to conscription than dying with your stinking intestines flowing out of your abdomen, crying out for your mother on some godforsaken metre of dirt you've just spent 60 days of attrition attempting to secure.

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>>14782370
>I'm glad you asked son

>> No.14785789

>>14782370
The Ego and Its Own

>> No.14785794

>>14782481
>ywn be forced into a war against your will and die honorably on the battlefield
why even bother breathing

>> No.14785808

>>14782481
i took little shits like you to the forest and shot them

>> No.14785837

>>14782481
>I pussed out for the first couple of years but then got conscripted anyway in 1916 for fucks sake

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>Ye fain ti ken? Sey pleis.

>> No.14785894

The Little Prince

>> No.14785903

>>14782370
"Daddy, why are we reading?"

fixed

>> No.14786789

>>14782370
"IM GAY"

>> No.14786822

>>14782370
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta

>> No.14786826

>>14782370
"Your mom found out I cheated on her, so I'm here pretending to read you a book. She loves you too much to yell at me with you two in the room. I'm also gonna be sleeping in here tonight, so you boys get on the floor."

>> No.14786850

>>14785750
False. I 100% respect the men who died for a cause, even one they don’t believe in, over some limp dick standing around in Central Park for a few hours before getting starbucks. It’s better to object and go then being a cheerleader.

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>>14784868

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>>14782370

>> No.14788161

>>14782370
Industrial Society and it's future

>> No.14789024

>>14782370
On the Fourfold Root of The Principle of Sufficient Reason

>> No.14790098

Did Six Million Really Die?