/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.14762035]

If tinder/dating app profiles in general had a full list of everything a girl ever read, what would be the minimum requirements for you to swipe right on one, and what would make you instantly swipe left?

[Anonymous No.14762051]

>>14762035
I don’t want a woman who reads. Women should be simple and earthy. They should like songs more than books.

[Anonymous No.14762061]

>>14762035
I like girls that are into HP and there's nothing they could've possibly read that would be a deal breaker

[Anonymous No.14762062]

>>14762035
I don't judge the value of dates or otherwise on their intellectual curiosity, but on their kindness

[Anonymous No.14762078]

>>14762051

based to be honest

[Anonymous No.14762086]

>>14762062
this is a good view of things

[Anonymous No.14762144]

>>14762086
It's also just more effectively selfish, because they are better to me, in the same way my kindness engenders more kindness.

[Anonymous No.14762268]

Question does not compute. Hips are primary objective

[Anonymous No.14762353]

I do not date women for the books they read.
Otherwise, i would stick to the typical disqualifying factors: books by liberal or feminist writers, or anything that primarily focus on race or gender. But I repeat myself.

[Anonymous No.14763371]

>>14762051
lol i'm the woman for you then!

[Anonymous No.14763377]

>>14762062
based ori

[Anonymous No.14763388]

>>14762035
If she hasn't read The Holy Bible she can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.14763402]

>>14762035
Bonus points for every national epic.

[Anonymous No.14763406]

>>14763371
Go away tranny

[Anonymous No.14763414]

>>14762062
Agreed. Intellectuals are a dime a dozen but kind people are truly rare.

[Anonymous No.14763419]

I don't know.
Rand, J K Rowling, Anything that Oprah ever recommended,

[Anonymous No.14763441]

>>14763406
Shuttup! Incel!

[Anonymous No.14763452]

>>14762035
>dating women that read

big nope there bud

[Anonymous No.14763474]

>>14762062
Why not both? My highschool Lit. teacher was the cutest, kindest and one of the most intellectual persons I've met.
We even had similar musical tastes. Shame she was 12 years older than me.

[Anonymous No.14763477]

>>14763441
I already had sex and post my results on /b/ so seethe TRANNY

[Anonymous No.14763479]

>>14762035
i only care about their virginity and wholesomeness

[Anonymous No.14763563]

>>14763477
He got digits, so it must be true.

[Anonymous No.14763706]

[Anonymous No.14763724]

>>14763474
Both does happen.

[Anonymous No.14763889]

>>14762035
I don't think my wife has ever read a book outside of highschool and community college. I've tried to encourage her to read but it's never worked. Perhaps it's a blessing in disguise because she's instinctually fairly traditional and loves to be a homemaker while I make the majority of our money.

[Anonymous No.14764730]

>>14762035
Some anons have already said it but to me most books aren't made for women. Most of the great works are written by men for men. What would a woman, who has no real understanding of violence, get from reading Blood Meridian? Or Crime and Punishment? There nature is completely different than man's. Most women, if they read at all, read for surface level entertainment no different from TV or capeshit. Sure you have some woman who mentally are close to men that might understand fully appreciate the great works of lit, but a majority of women won't. My wife doesn't read and I don't even try and talk to her about books anymore because her eyes just glass over. But at least I have you faggots.

[Anonymous No.14764744]

>>14763388
Yahweh is well-known to be a demon, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.14764755]

A brief history of Ireland
Dubliners
A portrait of the artist as a young man
James joyce by richard ellmann
Hamlet
The odyssey
The bible
Hero with a thousand faces
Paradise lost
faust
Don quixote
Grimma fairy tales
sound and the fury
The sun also rises
Infinite jest
The 48 laws of power
Hittchhikers guide to the galaxy
House of leaves
Game of thrones
The electric koolaid acid test
Fear and loathing in las vegas
Tao te ching
Bossypants by tina fay
Pulp fiction: the screenplay
1000 movies to see before you die
Winslow homer: paintings
The letters of wolfgang amadeus mozart
The bradygames final fantasy 7 strategy guide

[Anonymous No.14764756]

>>14762035
Anything in the western canon -- serious books written for adults, no YA faggotry.

[Anonymous No.14764772]

>>14764730
>There nature

[Anonymous No.14765034]

>>14764730
The vast majority of book readers are women.

[ReasonMaster66 No.14765042]

I wouldn't really care. Is she nice? Lets go out.

[Anonymous No.14765051]

>>14762035
My requirement is for it to be empty

[Anonymous No.14765203]

If I met a girl that read and liked A Canticle for Leibowitz I would be very happy. If I met a girl that liked me I would be even happier. Both are highly improbable.

[Anonymous No.14765938]

>>14763706
lmao why?

[Anonymous No.14765958]

ask an irl female (yes we do exist on this board) anything

[Anonymous No.14766012]

If she reads anything in French swipe right and if she read gay YA shit swipe left. That being said if she was well read and not cringe then yeah I would probably like her even if I wasn’t familiar with it all

[Anonymous No.14766035]

Being on tinder is an automatic 'swipe left'

[Anonymous No.14766039]

>>14762035
I don't want to hear women's opinion on something they have no idea about. Girls should talk about being pretty and lament about other girls being basic bitches. When I have enough of her shit I fuck her hard. What you would really want is a girl that can cook.