/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.14698941]

I have a massive crush on this girl, and I plan on sending her an anonymous note with some flowers for Valentine's Day.

What should I write that will capture her interest but not be creepy?

[Anonymous No.14698951]

>>14698941
depends. what kind of assets she got?

[Anonymous No.14698971]

>>14698951
She's extremely intelligent, emotionally and academically. She's caring and confident. More than anything else, I admire her. She's a lot tougher than I am.

[Anonymous No.14698987]

>>14698971
yikes, you sound like a five year old talking about his mom. tell me about her jugs, fool.

[Anonymous No.14698992]

>>14698941
That's the worst thing you could do. As hard as it is, force yourself to just go talk to her. This is the hardest but the best thing you could do.

[Anonymous No.14698998]

>>14698941
Anonymous notes come off as strange in the modern day, you'll seem like a stalker if you do this

[Anonymous No.14699000]

>>14698987
You don't get it. This a love beyond primal lust–It comes from a deep respect for somebody and a fascination with their experiences.

[Anonymous No.14699031]

>>14699000
no it doesn't you cumbrain. you're lying to yourself. you didn't even name one example of how she is caring, intelligent, or tough, you just used them as blanket compliments in the place of "she is hot."

[Anonymous No.14699045]

>>14698941
>anonymous
Only do it if you are planning to follow it up with a cheekiest saucy wink when you are going to see her on the same day

[Anonymous No.14699085]

>>14699031
You know what ? I think you might be wrong. The guy might just be in love with the girl and find her each of those traits for real. She might even possess them.

The real problem here is that op forgot that being a submissive beta pussy is absolutely repulsive for a female.
He should either forget his feelings because she's out of his league, or trick his own brain to turn his feelings into dominative energy.
You do that by convincing yourself that women, as well as men, diserve no admiration and that every charm you find in them is just an illusion that you need to balance with the image of her calling you daddy while being chocked and fucked the hardcore way. Only once this picture is engraved in your mind will you start to see her as she really is and be able to appreciate her real achievments without becoming her sissy boyslut.

[Anonymous No.14699098]

>>14698998
this just talk to her in person you autist
it will not go well

[Anonymous No.14699101]

>>14698992
This OP. At most she’ll just think of the letter as cute and at worst creepy. You need to go up to her in person and demonstrate the affection you hold for her like a man that she would want to be with.

[Anonymous No.14699109]

>>14698971
extremely faggoty. women are not attracted to weak men

[Anonymous No.14699112]

>>14699085
Forgot to mention that willingness to initiate contact anonymously, or even with any form of writen message, is a proof of weakness and immaturity, and makes you look as ashamed of your own lust.

[Anonymous No.14699119]

>>14699000
Oh g-d no one gives a shit, she is still a female, your admiration is unnecessary, either act like a male with balls hanging between your legs, take her and give her a good dicking or orbit (admire) from distance forever..

[Anonymous No.14699124]

>>14698941
>having no ideas to the point of asking 4channel for advice which has to be given based on no information whatsoever about either party
>will ostensibly take/use that advice

[>you may not like it, but this(...) No.14699137]

Mademoiselle,

My name is space commander Srgt. Peppers Leduc. I have been sent from the future to prevent the birth of space-Hitler, and consequently an interplanetary war that will rip the earth apart and cost billions their lives.

There is no time to explain fair mademoiselle, but the key to preventing this global concept is inside you. Your womb holds the linage that will save humanity from the ravenous space Hitler and his Zombie minions.

For this cause I have been sent back in time to the present, so that I might plant the seed which saves humanity. I have disguised myself as [anon], so as to appear plain, bland, and unassuming. I assure you I am not, in fact I have been nearly mortally wounded in countless space battles and the blood of thousands of men, women, and children forever stains my hands.

I would explain more, mademoiselle, for certainly a woman as lovely and intelligent as you deserves more of an explanation, but there is no time. Unless we consummate a mutual passion for each other, and unless we do it soon, the very fabric of space time will be ripped asunder.

Meet me in the janitor's closet near X at Y hours (make sure to make this military time, for effect), wearing your laciest undergarments. The fate of humanity, nay, the entire galaxy, depends on it.

Your faithful servant and knight,
Space commander Srgt Peppers Leduc ltd., General of the 51st regiment, The Interplanetary Federation of New Space France.

[Anonymous No.14699139]

>>14699085
he doesn't love her, he's infatuated.

[Anonymous No.14699175]

>>14699137
>he's a sergeant and a general
fake and gay

[Anonymous No.14699203]

>>14699175
He's also fucking your waifu and saving the galaxy while you ask random pedophiles on the internet to write your love letters for you

[Anonymous No.14699246]

>>14699203
i'm not OP and hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilia. i am NOT a pedophile

[Anonymous No.14699248]

>>14699085
Toxic masculinity: the post. You know that people are different in and out of the bedroom right? You don't have to be in lust mode 24/7 to be an admirable person. There are dynamic relationship traits that matter that manifest outside the sexual relationship. You are more than an ooga booga cave man and she is more than a submissive hole. That's just a piece of both of your personalities. You aren't defined wholly by one part of yourself, are you?

[Anonymous No.14699267]

>>14699112
>ashamed of your own list
If only autists knew how poignant this insight is. Who wants to fuck someone who seems ashamed to be with you? Even if the shame is internal, it is not an attractive signal.

[Anonymous No.14699306]

>>14699246
based

[Anonymous No.14699317]

>>14699248
embarrassing cope

[Anonymous No.14699348]

Write the letter, be very sincere, write it on extra soft paper. Say you do this at 8am. Then go buy a hooker. Drain yourself. Then go to a sea food buffet. It should be noon by now. Eat a bunch of food. Then go to gym and lift heavy. Your gonna have to take a shit, so go to the nearest bathroom and dump. Take the letter and use it to wipe your ass. It will be the best day of your life. You’re welcome

[Anonymous No.14699363]

BE SURE TO CUM IN THE ENVELOPE

[Anonymous No.14699371]

>>14699348
sometimes you gotta treat yourself

[Anonymous No.14699372]

>>14699248
Christ, how much of a faggot are you? Even homosexuals are more masculine than you

[Anonymous No.14699389]

>>14699348
>drain yourself
>then go to the gym, lift heavy
You may only pick one

[Anonymous No.14699434]

For a non shitpost reply from someone who has given notes on valentines day twice and succeeded with the girls (once as fwb and once in a long term relationship) heres what you do - 1. Don't be anonymous, its creepy as fuck, but if you want to do that I'm sure your school has a crushes or confession Instagram page, please do it there as it is seen as normal and save yourself the trouble. 2. If you actually grow a pair and do it in person, stick to just the note - flowers arn't important enough of a gesture that she would start to care about you if she already doesnt, the note however is something she can hold onto and think about 3. Keep the note short. Two sentances - one that is a complement or about the time you started to like her, and the second is something like 'be my valentine' or 'I would love to take you out'. Short. Include your phone number or other contact at the bottom. No poems, no speeches

[Anonymous No.14699455]

>>14699000
this might be the worst cringe I have ever read on this board
checked btw

[Anonymous No.14699461]

>>14698941
Ask yourself this. Did this girl:

>leave her bf of two years to be with you
>choose you over all her friends
>ignore her family to be with you
>open her home to you, cooking and cleaning for you
>write you poems and paint you pictures
>suck your dick and kiss every inch of your body
>jump in a fight to protect you, literally punching a nigger
>drive you around town for years because of your suspended license
>drive 50miles in the middle of the night with Taco Bell because “you were hungry”
>bail you out of jail multiple times
>pay your commissary when you couldn’t get bailed out
>have your child
>give you all her work money
>forgive you after beating on her
>forgive you for cheating on her
>introducing you to everyone she knows
>learn all your favorite things just to be closer to you

If not, you need to put down the joint and reassess your values as a man

[Anonymous No.14699476]

>>14699248
I didn't say that he needed to become a retarded caveman and see as nothing more than a hole, but that he needs to use his sexual motives as a fuel for his attitude and to balance his over romanticized image of this girl who is in fact just another monkey with her own female lust. I even recognized that she may have some true qualities of her own that he doesn't see as they really are because of his attraction.
I won't deny this might be a pretty toxic point of view, but hey you know what ? The world is fucking toxic, if you're not willing to adapt you'll just end up either as one of those incels living in their brain or as one of those snowflakes craving for recognition over their oh so unique sexuality or hardships in life.

[Anonymous No.14699493]

>>14699476
Just shut the fuck up already you know absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.14699494]

>>14699461
Its not how attraction works. Some fatty I know would probably do 80% of those things for me, doesnt mean I will ever be interested in her.

[Anonymous No.14699499]

>>14699493
Have sex

[Anonymous No.14699511]

>>14699494
>not how attraction works
>gonna write an anonymous letter to some bitch I never made eye contact with

kys

[Anonymous No.14699518]

>>14699499
NEXT

[Anonymous No.14699521]

>>14698971
>She's a lot tougher than I am
lol

[Anonymous No.14699525]

OP here. A lot people thread in this thread seem to be insinuating that I'm a beta and or a homo. Not true. I've been with about 10 girls before, but she's different.

[Anonymous No.14699527]

>>14699493
Ok sis, just cope

[GAINZZZquil No.14699536]

>>14699389
nigger I was fucking in the AM, dead’s and squats and sprints in the afternoon, and fucking again in the PM for weeks

[Anonymous No.14699545]

>>14699000
Wasted digits on this faggot simp

[Anonymous No.14699549]

>>14699525
You’ve been a beta homo with ten girls
When you properly dick one, you wouldn’t be the type to make this thread
Fuckin zoomers

[Anonymous No.14699550]

>>14699525
>seem to be insinuating that I'm a beta and or a homo. Not true.
you're both of those things
>I've been with about 10 girls before
being that it's the easiest time in recorded history to get laid, this means less than nothing

[Anonymous No.14699566]

>>14699476
Or you could try to be sincere and not larp one way or the other. It doesn't mean being a pussy, it means being honest. Expressing yourself not your overman fantasy projection.

[Anonymous No.14699567]

>>14699545
>>14699549
>>14699550
I'm fucking sick of this board. You're nothing other than a bunch of retarded screeching zoomers.

[Anonymous No.14699573]

>>14699567
is this what creepy beta loser cope looks like?

[Anonymous No.14699587]

peak autism

[Anonymous No.14699593]

>>14699573
>>14699587
Dilate.

[Anonymous No.14699605]

>>14699593
you don't get to use tranny memes after what you've posted in this thread faggot

[Anonymous No.14699616]

>>14699605
based

[Anonymous No.14699622]

>>14699566
>implying writing an anonymous letter to the image your hormones-filled brain makes up of a girl for which you're ashamed of your natural lust is honest and true.

Yo sis, you're obviously still living in your own over-socialized fantasy.
Good luck for your encounter with the real world.

[Anonymous No.14699650]

>>14699476
thank fuck i’m no longer a nihilistic cope like this retard

[Anonymous No.14699670]

>>14698941

[Anonymous No.14699677]

>>14699476
I feel so sorry for your dumbass

[Anonymous No.14699685]

>>14699000
You eat too much soi methinks...

[Anonymous No.14699686]

>>14699650
How did you get over the absence of god and meaning ? Any book to transcend my lowly state ?
I read the bible already.

[Anonymous No.14699696]

>>14699000
Women are subordinate to man, faggot, start with the Greeks

[Anonymous No.14699699]

>>14699686
People like you need to find a strong partner and just submit, you are too fucking stupid to do anything yourself

[Anonymous No.14699704]

>>14699677
Is that an alternative title for the alchemist ?

[Anonymous No.14699712]

>>14699704

I think its a mills and boon story

[Anonymous No.14699719]

>>14699704
>the alchemist
what is that

[Anonymous No.14699733]

>>14699622
The hormone filled brain state IS his honest state. OP is irrational and that is the honest truth he should be expressing. Anything else is a larp. You're a fucking philistine who lives in a colorless world of facts and logic. Rational tards create the most reductive restrictive overman cope personas because they are afraid of their own natural instability. There's a label for you philistines: tools.

[Anonymous No.14699740]

>>14699733
I agree.
Many people here either forget what it is to be young or never had a real youth.
To make a retard out of yourself is part of growing up

[Anonymous No.14699742]

>>14699719
Kind of the new last testament.

[Anonymous No.14699751]

>>14699742
Your grandma sucks cock in hell

[Anonymous No.14699754]

>>14699686
>I read the bible already.
Doctor's of the Church. Augustine and Aquinas are approachable.
Or even CS Lewis/GK Chesterton, etc.

[Anonymous No.14699768]

>>14698941
it's a statue, it can't read and your permanently cucked by the guy kissing her

[Anonymous No.14699773]

>>14699686
i don’t know if it will work for you but creating things opened up a spiritual side to me that i never had + it’s only growing deeper the more i create. i don’t know if spirituality is remnant doo doo brains or what, but it’s like a magnet and feels very real to me

[Anonymous No.14699776]

>>14699768
HURHUR ITH A STHATUE GET IT

[Anonymous No.14699780]

>>14699776
ITS A STATUE LUIGI
YOUUU DIDNT MAKKKE ITTT

[Anonymous No.14699782]

>>14699461

Who did this for whom and if it as I suspect then will you please stop using my feed data to promote your bullshit

[Anonymous No.14699783]

>>14698971
>She's a lot tougher than I am.

[Anonymous No.14699789]

>>14699782
>for whom
wow that’s really embarrassing

[Anonymous No.14699840]

>>14699119
Why did you censor God ?

[Anonymous No.14699848]

>>14699840
Because they Le genius

[Anonymous No.14699852]

>>14699789

Go to /hell/ then kidd

[Anonymous No.14699854]

>>14699119
Wow, incredible advice
Guess how I know your not a lame ass person

[Anonymous No.14699866]

>Valentine’s Day
I thought /lit/ was above this sort of fake normalcattle consumerist holiday?

[Anonymous No.14699881]

>>14699525
>I've been with about 10 girls before
*vomits*

[Anonymous No.14699884]

>>14699000
9-0 dubtrips is impressive. I believe you.

[Anonymous No.14699886]

>>14699789
>Go to /hell/ then kidd

[Anonymous No.14699907]

>>14699525
10 of your relationships didn't work, you're clearly doing something wrong

[Anonymous No.14699922]

>>14698971
>She's a lot tougher than I am
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.14699931]

>>14698971
Muscular statue man is not impressed with your weakness

[Anonymous No.14699938]

>How did you get over the absence of god and meaning?

[Anonymous No.14699957]

>>14698971
>She's a lot tougher than I am
How would you know if you haven’t taken her by her ponytail and jackhammerd her throat with your fat cock anon?

[Anonymous No.14699993]

>>14699248
Yeah bro she's totally fuck you if you act like a neurotic doormat. The only women interested in unmasculine men are mentally ill, most often misandrists too. Ironically, women who like dominance don't really care about control/hierarchy/dominant-submissive whereas the women who only want to 'dominate' a man are obsessed with the distinction to exclusion of all nuance.

[Anonymous No.14699994]

>>14699993
Shut the fuck up already
Your not smart
Your dumb

[Anonymous No.14700003]

>>14699994
Really? I thought he made a fair point.
And you sound gay, so...

[Anonymous No.14700011]

>>14700003
>...

[Anonymous No.14700028]

>>14700011
It's an ellipsis, wasted tripdub friend. You may have heard of them?

[Anonymous No.14700041]

>>14700028
Geez your a fucking retarded piece of shit can’t wait to blow a load on your bruised face

[Anonymous No.14700060]

>>14700028
>>14700041
yo shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.14700076]

>>14700060
YO

[Anonymous No.14700106]

Just do it OP.
The only thing necessary is for you to just do it and for her to know it was you.
If you confess your love using some mental gymnastics method that you found online, then you're not going to have a lasting relationship because she wouldn't have said "yes" to you and your feelings but to the stranger on the internet who told you to do this and that.
If you do it sincerely then you can confidently know that she either has or doesn't have interest in you as a person.
I know people think "oh, I just need her to give me a chance" but if you go down this train of thought this is what leads to you becoming a stalker so don't think like this.

[Anonymous No.14700126]

>>14700106
Don’t listen to this fucking MONGOLOID
Don’t do it OP. Fuck this bitch. Write yourself a permission slip to nearest strip club and get yourself a 10$ drink and 15$ handjob. Treat yourself don’t cheat yourself. This bitch is not worth the ink. Go to Staples, and buy that shit on clearance.

[Anonymous No.14700147]

>>14700126
This. It’s 2020. Girls don’t care about romance, they care about money and looks. If your not only injecting steroids and driving a sport car, how is she supposed to show off to her friends? Get your head out of your ass. She will laugh at your note as she’s riding the soul train with the chain gang, ok mang

[Anonymous No.14700160]

CAN ANY OF YOU UTTERLY BRAINLESS IMBECILES DISTINGUISH BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE?
GOD FUCKING SATAN SHIT IN A BAG DAMMIT

[Anonymous No.14700173]

>>14700160
>You’reself

Really makes you think

[Anonymous No.14700411]

>>14699000
>Respect
>Fascinated by her experiences
Are you interested in all the sex she's had?
Seriously, I only speak this way of male writers that I have deep respect for. What kind of man respects a woman he wants to fuck? What kind of experience is this 20 old girl gonna tell you about. Seriously...

Go listen to Patrice oneal, you have a naive view of women. They are not kind hearted guys. They are much more cruel and vicious then men. Even women don't like other women.

[Anonymous No.14700436]

>>14698971
>>14699000
She won't love your devotion you orbiting flaccid cunt.

[Anonymous No.14701050]

>>14699461
>bail you out of jail multiple times
>tfw no ride or die bitch
just end me just end me just fucking end me

[Anonymous No.14701155]

>>14699000
bro are you like 14 years old kek