/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.14673016]

*blocks your path*

[Anonymous No.14673020]

>>14673016
time for cumleg

[Anonymous No.14673030]

ahem, *tips hat* greetings young lady. I see you have a large cup of coffee. That isn't good for you, you know. It makes you pee a lot... *sits in front of her*

[Anonymous No.14673033]

>>14673016
"hey anon, what are you reading?"

"It is the task of the enlightened not only to ascend to see the good, but to be willing to descend again to those prisoners of ignorance and share the treasures they have gathered."

*rapes*

[Anonymous No.14673034]

>>14673020
Excuse me- could I move ove- oh *fart in her face*

[Simon Magus !!B6w9tJAyfF8 No.14673049]

>>14673016
*whips out cock* excuse me ma'am, my penis is very dry, perhaps you could assist me.

[Anonymous No.14673050]

>>14673033
based platonic rapist

[Anonymous No.14673064]

>>14673016
circle around her so i dont get any dick particles on me from her breathing and queefing

[Anonymous No.14673083]

>>14673016
What's sorts of scents are hidden in those shoesies?

[Anonymous No.14673112]

>>14673016
If I just pounced on her and closed her mouth with my hand and pulled down her pants and started inserting ,uh dick, how much of a chance is there that she would fall in love with my brashness rather then report me to the police?

[Anonymous No.14673147]

>>14673034
*trips on her legs and in the fall entangle with like
a lover*

[Anonymous No.14673162]

>>14673016
I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her, if you catch my drift ;)

[Anonymous No.14673165]

>>14673016
Do American bookstores really have a "gaming" section?

[Anonymous No.14673168]

>>14673016
>blocking my path

how? i can just step right over her legs. no problem

[Anonymous No.14673179]

>>14673016
>Not a fat disgusting slob making a huge pile of books and manga.
Anon, you need to face the facts.

[Anonymous No.14673206]

>>14673165
I have never been in a bookstore

[Anonymous No.14673577]

>>14673165
barnes and noble is more akin to a gamestop these days

[Anonymous No.14673639]

>>14673165
This is the inside of every barnes and noble where this picture was taken

[Anonymous No.14673644]

>>14673033
>>14673034
>>14673049
Coom

[Anonymous No.14673725]

>>14673165
It's for tabletop game rulebooks, mostly

[Anonymous No.14673743]

>>14673016
How entitled and unaware of yourself do you have to be in order to splay out in the middle of an aisle in a store?

[Anonymous No.14673774]

*grabs you by ponytail*
*picks you up with the greatest of ease due to superior testosterone levels giving me greater strength*
*starts smashing you into the gaming section of the shelves*
*pushes you on the ground*
*takes off your shoes*
*starts beating the shit out of you with one of them*
*once your crying and screaming meets my standard i take off your shorts and panties and penetrate you with my eighteen centimeter penis*
*take penis out of vagina as im about to ejaculate*
*force it down your throat*
>if u spit out a drop ill fucking kill you
*slaps the shit out of you for being a stupid fucking airhead cunt piece of shit with that dumb condescending fucking smirk pretending to read while having no concept of personal space (or more likely just trying to garner attention from virile, demigodesque males such as i)
you got what you wanted whore

[Anonymous No.14673779]

>>14673016
>so, you ughhh, you are like reading ey?
>*she laughs*
What do I do bros?

[Anonymous No.14673783]

>>14673162
>if you catch my drift ;)

[Anonymous No.14673784]

>>14673779
turn 360 and walk away

[Anonymous No.14673787]

Shit, how am I to get to the big book of pokemon now?

[Anonymous No.14673791]

>>14673774
>eighteen centimeter

[Anonymous No.14673797]

>>14673784
Wouldn't I just spin in a circle then trip over her then?

[Anonymous No.14673942]

>skin touching the dirty germ infested carpet
absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.14673989]

>>14673016
why in the homing fuck would I be making my towards the gaming/graphic novel sections? What do you have me for you sodomite? An iliterate?
*Picks up BOILING starbucks coffe and proceeds to spil it on her book and chest*
"Now off with those"

[cunt No.14674006]

>>14673016
>gaming
>coffee

[Anonymous No.14674007]

>>14673016
I take out my axe and chop off her legs.

[Anonymous No.14674012]

"What are you reading?"

"Oh nothing, it's just... OH MY GOD!"

"Kirsty, it's me, your uncle Frank"

*is raped by skinless body, and then her bones are sucked out of her body*

[cunt No.14674018]

>>14673033
unironically based

[Anonymous No.14674028]

Look closer at the way she's holding the pages. It's quite obvious that she doesn't read and was just flipping the pages for the gram. This shit got me infuriated. These bitches disrespect other people's hobbies so they look cute. When I say I'm a reader I get snide remarks and normies telling me I should go out more. Yet here she is getting adored for pretending. Fuck her and fuck cultural appropriation. Stupid bitch hope her Chad bf fucks her up

[Anonymous No.14674086]

>>14674028
Chill, you loser

[Anonymous No.14674108]

>>14674086
Roastie detected.

[Anonymous No.14674137]

>>14674028
LMAO!!!!! You win the internet for today, sir!

[Anonymous No.14674140]

>>14674028
extremely based

[Anonymous No.14674142]

>>14673989
Settle down.

[Anonymous No.14674152]

>>14673112
100%

[Anonymous No.14674161]

>>14673797
chicks dig that

[Anonymous No.14674176]

>>14674028
based
>>14674086
cringe

[Anonymous No.14674199]

>>14674028
Unbelievable cringe.

I'm embarrassed just imaging the smile on your face after posting this thinking it was clever and funny.

[Anonymous No.14674213]

>>14674199
Have you ever, and I mean EVER, held a stack of pages like that while reading? That is, assuming you read anon?

[Anonymous No.14674223]

>>14674213
You flip one page at a time. Anything else is unnecessarily touching and dirtying the pages. When you eat a sandwich do you take a huge bite then spit out the excess, or do you simply just bite what you plan on eating?

[Anonymous No.14674242]

>>14673165
I was at a Barnes and Noble in NYC not too long ago. They had a section for psychological analyses of comic book and videogame characters by actual shrinks.

I know what you're thinking, but hey seem like great ways to get children and young adults into reading, so what the hell.

[Anonymous No.14674245]

>>14674086
>>14674199
These are roasties, probably the same one.
>>14673030
>>14673033
>>14673168
>>14673989
>>14674012
>>14674028
>>14674223
And these men are mystics

[Anonymous No.14674253]

>>14674242
If you need something like that to get you into reading you are already lost. Encourage your child to read something that will speak to him on a deeper level

[Anonymous No.14674271]

>>14674223
>food analogies

[Anonymous No.14674286]

>>14674271
>avoids the argument at hand

[Anonymous No.14674290]

>>14674245
>And these men are mystics
where the fuck is my (You)

[Anonymous No.14674308]

>>14674290
I'm sorry anon but you're just not ready. Have you read each one of these? If yes and you weren't selected, read again

[Anonymous No.14674313]

>>14673016
I would pull off her shoe, sprint to the toilets and furiously masturbate while sniffing the inside of it

[Anonymous No.14674316]

>>14674286
Ok big boy lets assume that this 'argument' is worth discussing.
What if... No no just let me finish! What if she went back few pages to check an even that is related to what she was reading before the shot was taken. I know sounds impossible since no one ever does it. But you know we can always speculate.

[Anonymous No.14674322]

>>14674308
I don't even need to look at this to know that i haven't read any of them.

[Anonymous No.14674326]

>>14674316
>she can't remember something she just read 30 pages ago
>xhe actually believes she's reading that book
dilate

[Anonymous No.14674331]

*walks by and does a small brap*

[Anonymous No.14674341]

>>14674326
>>xhe actually believes she's reading that book
What does this have to do with 'the argument'? As far as i'm aware it was about the amount of pages that people are allowed to hold while reading(according to the experts present here).
It's like going to coronavirus thread and thinking that people believe that the end is near.

[Anonymous No.14674354]

>>14674341
>It admits it's a tranny and at the same time completely misunderstands the point
Try to keep up here. Have you EVER had to go back 30 pages or less because you've forgotten something? Anon let me remind you that this is a literature board. You do read, don't you?

[Anonymous No.14674396]

>>14673791
What’s that like 7inches?

[Anonymous No.14674434]

>>14674354
Ahh yes time for mein favourite thing to say.
ad hominem hihi
I guess after taking a long break(like a few months) it impossibly could happen. Of course might as well re read the whole thing at this point. I also don't really know why you are assuming so many things that are rather unique(or not) for everyone.
> You do read, don't you?
I don't know what is worse. People who don't read but pretend that they do or the ones that for some reason think that reading is something unique(especially when posting here)
Fuck this post goes on and on ehh.

[Anonymous No.14674451]

>>14674434
Do you see how the scenario you're painting is continuing to get more and more convoluted all to avoid the obvious answer? She is holding it this way to take a picture. No she did not pick up a book, say ah yes I'm on chapter 31, it's been so long... But wait, why did OP chop his dick off again? I forgot... Let me just flip back 30 pages. Oh you're taking a picture? Don't mind me, I'm reminiscing

[Anonymous No.14674491]

>>14674451
Oh i see. You are going to go this way huh? Thats fine.
Sooo MAYBE she got really dizzy and had to sit down. Coincidently she was holding a book. She has mutism and can't speak so in a desperation just starts to read. Unfortunately for her she also has alzheimer's disease combinable with sclerosis multiplex. So yea she forgets stuff. Now you might ask
>ok but who is talking the picture then?
And the answer is... No one. It's in fact her soul watching her. And the only way for us to see that is for her to be in a coma. This is her last 'good' memory before the end seen by the 'doctors' who test her body.
....Yep that sounds about right.
I want to sleep

[Anonymous No.14674509]

>>14674491
https://voca.ro/8kCHt4ELkj0

[Anonymous No.14674510]

>>14674491
The mind of a tranny is truly a terrifying thing. I believe Occam's Razor is very applicable here. My point is that we could make odd scenarios all day trying to justify why she is holding a stack of 30 pages. But the glaring obvious answer is that she is a roastie, albeit a very hot one, and she knew this was good for a few hundred likes. The end

[Anonymous No.14674535]

>>14674509
>>14674510
Daamn you really showed me. Guess i'm gonna kys now. But before that i need to congratulate you on your brilliant mind that could solve this mystery that so many have failed to grasp before. Truly magnificent i... I can not comprehend your way of thinking!

[Anonymous No.14674553]

>>14673016
Excuse me ma'am, this is a bookstore, not a lending library :^)

[Anonymous No.14674561]

>>14674553
You can kiss my feet and fuck off, loser!

[Anonymous No.14674574]

>>14674561
I'm afraid I will be reporting this instance of sexual harassment to the authorities.

[Anonymous No.14674588]

>>14674574
Was about to say the same thing. Too bad for you i'm not a gross looking perv! haha rekt

[Anonymous No.14674598]

>>14673774
based beyond mortal comprehension

[Anonymous No.14674658]

>>14674028
>>14674213
She's only holding one page it's just bent.

[Anonymous No.14674710]

>>14673774
holy megabased

[Anonymous No.14674720]

Excuse me, ma'am. You're blocking the way to the graphic novel section and I would like to get by you.

[Anonymous No.14674730]

>>14674658
Let's just cut to the chase here. Do you think she's actually reading it? Notice that she is near the end of the book, meaning she was already reading it before this sitting. Meaning that she chose the floor as a good place to sit down to continue

[Anonymous No.14674738]

>>14674720
*gets to Big Pokemon Book and starts audibly mumbling as you page through it*

[Anonymous No.14674779]

Hey hahha, youre blocking my path haha could you move your pretty legs aside(this would go well because I am good looking)

[Anonymous No.14674814]

>>14674730
>Do you think she's actually reading it?
lol no, its obviously posed

[Anonymous No.14675061]

move bitch, move out da way.

[Anonymous No.14675094]

>>14673797
Moonwalk away

[Anonymous No.14675113]

>>14674730
>>14674814
it was probably a creepshot taken by a 4channer

[Anonymous No.14675120]

>>14675113
Look at the angle. This was obviously a posed photo. If some stranger were at her level she would change her body language to a defensive posture.

[Anonymous No.14675124]

>>14673030
actually coffee is one of the few tjings that repairs broken dna strands. 175ml a day will decrease your chances of getting some kinds of cancers by quite a bit

[Anonymous No.14675169]

>>14673016
>Me:
Oh hey, what are you reading?
>Her:
[insert some YA dystopian LGBT vampire shit]
>Me:
oh cool, what's that about?
>Her:
I don't know, that's why I am reading it.

I didn't even have a response to that. I just stuttered my way home and vowed never to speak to another woman ever again.

[Anonymous No.14675989]

*knock over coffee*
"s-sorry"

[Anonymous No.14676083]

>>14673016
*see her*
*move one isle over*

[Anonymous No.14676091]

>>14675124
coffee is terrible for you, faggot. It increases cortisol

[Anonymous No.14676222]

>>14674509
Please impregnate me

[Anonymous No.14676413]

>>14673942
I had to scroll through all those other replies to find the one Anon that actually makes some sense in a sea of larping coomers

[Anonymous No.14676426]

>>14673016
>GIT OUTTA THE FOOKING WAY SLAG

[Anonymous No.14676429]

>>14673016
uuuhhhhh can women even read things?

[The Man !QkRJTXcpFI No.14676432]

>>14673774
Quite based.

[Anonymous No.14676435]

>>14675120
It was a very skilled creeper.

[Anonymous No.14676445]

>>14675169
She wasn't worth your time

[Anonymous No.14676469]

>>14674028
>>14674028
>>14674028
based post

[Anonymous No.14676511]

>>14673030
Whenever a female around me mentions that they have to pee I always picture them peeing out of their pussy and I get hot and bothered. I have the sexual maturity of a preteen

[Anonymous No.14676784]

>>14675124
for methylation you're better off drinking real OJ

[Anonymous No.14676914]

I just walk around to a different isle.

[Anonymous No.14677115]

>>14673016
>deep breath in
MOVE YOUR LEEEEEEEEGGG

[Anonymous No.14677165]

I try to walk past pretending not to notice, but the scent of poontang will inevitably stop me in my tracks. I will then pause for a second, compose myself, bend over to her as if to chat, but instead grab her shorts, pull them off, and run away. I will then lock myself in a nearby toilet and furiously masturbating while taking deep deep breaths through the mesh of her stained girl shorts. Then I will coom the best of cooms and wipe my still throbbing member with the shorts.

[Anonymous No.14677217]

>>14673165
It's for /tg/.

[Anonymous No.14677223]

>>14674161
>Okay here it goes
>*I fall on her*
>she screams
>people come running to her safety and I get bashed for trying to rape her
Thanks guys.

>>14675094
But that's weird.

[Anonymous No.14677286]

>>14673016
woah it's the stage five girl from pic related

[Anonymous No.14677365]

>>14673016
that book over her head (before I fall IIRC) is completely shit, it's like the even gayer version of Edge of Tomorrow

[cunt No.14677387]

>>14674245
>mystics
how fucking dare you

[Anonymous No.14677394]

>>14673112
95% if you are Chad or Tyrone

[Anonymous No.14677533]

>>14677286
>implying this women has any value considering she probably fucked the entire school in her bimbo days
once a roastie always a roastie

[Anonymous No.14677758]

>>14673774
Yeah I'm thinking B A S E D

[Anonymous No.14677779]

>>14673016
This bookstore now belongs to Negan.

[Anonymous No.14677914]

>>14673774
Single most based thing I've ever read on this board

[Anonymous No.14677939]

>>14673774
Unequivocally based

[Anonymous No.14679027]

>>14673016
get out of the way

[Anonymous No.14679072]

>>14673016
God when I see femoids doing that shit I wanna run up to them and fucking punch them in the face. It’s a store not a fucking library you stupid whore. They don’t even want to read, they just want attention, that’s why femoids read fucking children’s books. I wanna fucking assault her

[Anonymous No.14679162]

>>14676511
>Whenever a female around me mentions that they have to pee
They say it on purpose to arouse you.

[Anonymous No.14679715]

>>14673016
Get out of my way, harlot