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>penis size
>last book read

for me it's
>22 cm
>The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman

>> No.14670028

>>14670021
>10"
>the bible

>> No.14670043

Fucking CIA threads

>> No.14670048

>>14670021
>8” (full)
>The thing on the doorstep

>> No.14670058

>2 miles
>Proust

>> No.14670059
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14670059

18 cm but I’m actually telling the truth
The Histories - Herodotus (pic related)

>> No.14670062

>6.5 inches
>The Technological Society by Jacques Ellil

>> No.14670065

>>14670059
lmao everyone laugh at this dicklet

>> No.14670073

>>14670021

7.14 inches.

The Secret.

>> No.14670092 [DELETED] 

>1,5 inches flaccid (erection no longer possible)
>Turgenev - Torrents of Spring

>> No.14670096

1,5 inches flaccid (erection no longer possible)
Turgenev - Torrents of Spring

>> No.14670102

>>14670096
Explain please.

>> No.14670103

1 inch
The Crisis of the modern world - Guenon

>> No.14670136

12cm erect
Infinite Jest

>> No.14670151

>>14670021
14 inches flaccid
6 inches erect

Last Letters from Stalingrad

>> No.14670155

>>14670021
7 inches
The last days of Socrates by Play-doh

>> No.14670171

Amputated
Fanged Noumena

>> No.14670172

8.5" uncut
Céline - Journey

>> No.14670178

>>14670102
i got a put on every antideppresant out there starting when i was twelve and i became infertile before i graduated highschool. now i have a varicose or testicular cancer or something similar

>> No.14670179

2 inches soft
7 inches hard
Tarzan of The Apes

>> No.14670193
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14670193

>>14670021
>16cm (flacid), 24cm (erect)
>René Guénon - The Multiple States of the Being

>> No.14670201

>>14670178
pics or gtfo (no homo)

>> No.14670205

17cm
Simulacra and simulation

>inches
lmaoing at your life

>> No.14670209

12.5 inches
i aint read no fuckin books

>> No.14670216

>very small
>novelization of kimi no na wa

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14670246

>>14670201
it looks like this except on both balls and the benis is permanently shriveled up

>> No.14670257

>>14670246

Damn, that's brutal.

Are you sexually apathetic, or is it just a physiological problem?

>> No.14670274

>>14670246
ew this is your body on jew pills

>> No.14670287

>>14670193
holy based... how does a a 1*-year-old take in the full 24cm?

>> No.14670349

>>14670257
no. i have extremely low testosterone but i still masturbate a couple of times per month. i am able to orgasm but cum doesn't always come out.
>>14670274
it should be illegal to prescribe to people under 20

>> No.14670512

>>14670349
what were the medicines you took?

>> No.14670538

>6.5 inches
>of Kings and Things

>> No.14670558
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14670558

>>14670021
7 in hard, uncut
The Golden Ass

>> No.14670899

>>14670349
don't worry buddy, i have the test levels of a demigod and i will use it to avenge you.

>> No.14670909

>>14670021
4.5
Myth of Sisyphus
Last completed would be Repetition

>> No.14670917

>>14670349
Can you Vitor your way out of this or are you boned for life?

>> No.14670939

>>14670021
.5
Neruda selected works

>> No.14670941
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14670941

30cm, uncircumcised.
The Bible.

>> No.14670959

>>14670021
7 inches, Dune

>> No.14670980

I strongly suspect most people here claiming 7 are lying. In fact, I have an easier time believing the 8's than the 7's. 7 is the lie most guys feel they can get away with.

>> No.14670981
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14670981

>>14670941
>tfw partially circumcised
I still have some foreskin which is nice but I would prefer having it all. Also /b/ said it looked weird.

>> No.14670986

>>14670980
cope

>> No.14670990

6.5
A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
>>14670909
>Last completed
Imagine dropping books midway through

>> No.14670994

>>14670981
Paul says circumcision is unnecessary. I'm amazed that Protestant America became modern Galatia, and that secular America never budged on this question.

>> No.14671002

>>14670990
I’m still reading Myth

>> No.14671008
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>>14670981
>>tfw partially circumcised
what? how?

>> No.14671076
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14671076

>>14670981
Complete the job yourself anon. Follow Abraham (pbuh). He did not pussy out and circumcised himself when he needed to.

>> No.14671078

>>14671008
I have some foreskin left

>> No.14671090
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>>14671076
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

All praise the most high

>> No.14671142

>>14670021
25 cm
As I Lay Dying

>> No.14671187

>>14670021
17.7cm
The Diary of Satan

>> No.14671193

>>14671008
Dr. Goldstein didn't do a good job.

>> No.14671195

>>14670021
28.9 cm
Diary of a Young Girl

>> No.14671222
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14671222

>5.5 in
>finished meditations
>reading the storm before the storm, and Seneca's discourses

>> No.14671387

>>14670994
>Paul says
Paul didn't even speak the Holy Language. Who cares what the cuck though?

>> No.14671389

>>14671387
Heresy

>> No.14671393

>>14670021
>7.2 inches, and proud of it
>The Painted Veil; (it was shit)

>> No.14671421

16 cm
Count of Montecristo

>> No.14671422

>>14670021
7
Capitalist Realism

>> No.14671441

>>14670980
they are. the average world penis size is 5.5'.

>> No.14671442

17 cm
Heart of a dog

>> No.14671454

>95% of /lit/ is above average
hmmm

I'm 13 cm erect
Reading The Tartar Steppe

>> No.14671467

4.5 inches
The Monk - Matthew Lewis

>> No.14671469

>>14670021
>5.5, it depends of how horny
>1491: New Revelations of the Americas Before Columbus by Charles c .Mann

i wish i had a longer dick, since i have a decent circumference

>> No.14671471

>>14670021
>20cm
>breathing: chaos and poetry by franco "bifo" berardi

>> No.14671594

5.5
Child of God

>> No.14671605

6.33 inche
David copperfield

>> No.14671613

>wishing for 0 cm
>"Tears and Saints" by Cioran

>> No.14671904

18.5 cm

William Gibson - Neuromancer

>> No.14673038

>>14670021
>13cm
>Confessions of an English Opium Eater
His writing was horrible, felt like it was a lot longer than one hundred pages

>> No.14673077

>>14670021
>6.15 inches erect
>The Overcoat and Other Stories of Good and Evil by Gogol

>> No.14673117
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14673117

>15.5
>the complete stories of leonora carrington

>> No.14673184

8.9 inches
12 rules

>> No.14673200

>>14670021
>16cm
>Light in August

>> No.14673216

>>14670021
>35cm
>the TV program

>> No.14673222

>7.5"
>On the Mode of Existence of Technical Objects

>> No.14673805
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>>14670021
>6 inches
>simulacra and simulation

>> No.14673820

>>14670171
kek

>> No.14673837

>>14670021
-69 inch
the book of Job

>> No.14673865

>12inches
>12 rules by Peterson
>gif is me being "alpha as fuck"

>> No.14673880

>>14670021
3"
The myth of Sisyphus

>> No.14673889

>>14670021
>20cm
>an apology for raymond sebond

>> No.14674905
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>>14670980
only every 3rd man here is telling the truth. All these 7ers are coping

6 on a good day
Robinson Crusoe

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14675333

>>14674905
>on a good day
What?

>> No.14675470

>>14670021
>have never measured it, a bit bigger than my phone
>No Longer Human

>> No.14675580

25cm

Lolita

>> No.14675619

>>14670980
nobody will believe me

>> No.14675624

>>14670980
..you do realize the average for men is 7' right?

>> No.14675625

just a hair under 18cm (7in)
slaughterhouse five

>> No.14675637

12 cm
Baudrillard "America"

>> No.14675650

six centimeters
tymmy pinchman braggerman's brainboom

>> No.14676450

>>14675624
Half of males don't get laid so there's a difference between average male size and average size of guys who get laid.

>> No.14676453

5.5" nbp, 6.5" bonepressed
How to stop smoking by allen Car

>> No.14676508

5", Anna Karenina. Loved it. Intellectually stimulating but super easy to read. Constance Garnett translations of Tolstoy are truly the comfort food of literature.

>> No.14676587

>15 cm (don't laugh)
>The Civilisation of the Renaissance in Italy

>> No.14677097

20.5
Truth and Method by Gadamer.

>> No.14677830

>>14675624
7 inches is 98th percentile pornstar dick you moron.Its just what 5 inches say to cope with actually have an average dick which nearly all men have.

>> No.14678352

>>14670021
7 inches, the whiteluck warrior

>> No.14678652

>>14670021
>17 cm
>The Treasures of Darkness - A History of Mesopotamian Religion

>> No.14678687

>>14675333
erect penis size isn't static

>> No.14678871

>>14670021
7", although I'm 6'6" and think it's a a little disproportionately small.

Hobbes' Leviathan

>> No.14679176

18 cm
the frogs by aristophanes

>> No.14679198

>>14670178
>i got a put on every antideppresant out there starting when i was twelve and i became infertile

Is this an actual thing, or is it just you?
I also got put on antidepressants at 13, but I have a 'normal' sized cock for the most part (about 7 inch hard, size of an iphone 7 + 2 sideways thumbs), and I don't want to be shooting blanks.

>> No.14679212

>6"
>Frankenstein
Starting Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep now then moving on to Hunger probably by Monday.

>> No.14679217

>>14671454
If I'm going to lie about my IQ, you better bet I'll lie about my cock size.

>> No.14679238

>>14671454
small dicks actually being average is just something the capitalists made up so wagie dicklets won’t an hero

>> No.14679248

14cm.
Poetics of Space

>> No.14679302

8.5 inches
Lolita

>> No.14679321

Short, but that's offset by how thin it is
In Search of Lost Tyme

>> No.14680508

>>14679238
My sides