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Alexander was a huge admirer of Diogenes and after he conquered the city he went to meet him. He found him in his barrel and told him: "I am Alexander. You can ask anything from me" to which he replied "You can step aside because you're blocking the sun".

When Diogenes was being sold as a slave, he listed his speciality as "ruling men." He subsequently pointed to Xeniades, a wealthy Corinthian and said, “Sell me to this man; he needs a master.” He was sold on the spot and became a tutor to Xeniades's sons.

When asked what he wanted done with his body after he died, he replied "throw me outside the city and let the animals feast on me". When they asked if he minded this, he said "not as long as you provide me with a stick to fight back the beasts". When he was then asked how he could use the stick since he isnt aware, he replied "If I am not aware, then why should i care what happens to me after I die".

Plato was discoursing on his theory of ideas and, pointing to the cups on the table before him, said while there are many cups in the world, there is only one `idea' of a cup, and this cupness precedes the existence of all particular cups. "I can see the cup on the table," interupted Diogenes, "but I can't see the `cupness'".

"That's because you have the eyes to see the cup," said Plato, "but", tapping his head with his forefinger, "you don't have the intellect with which to comprehend `cupness'. Diogenes walked up to the table, examined a cup and, looking inside, asked, "Is it empty?"

Plato nodded.

"Where is the `emptiness' which procedes this empty cup?" asked Diogenes.

Plato allowed himself a few moments to collect his thoughts, but Diogenes reached over and, tapping Plato's head with his finger, said "I think you will find here is the `emptiness'."

>> No.14651761

Diogenes had a pain in his Shoulder by some hurt, as I conceive, or from some other cause: and seeming to be much troubled, one that was present being vexed at him, derided him, saying, "Why then do you not die, Diogenes, and free yourself from ills?" He answered, "It was fit those persons who knew what was to be done and said in life, (of which he professed himself one) should live. Wherefore you (he said) who know neither what is fit to be said or done, it is convenient to die; but me, who know these things, it behoveth to live."

>> No.14651805

Shameless bump for the Greek GOAT

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>> No.14652758

>>14651576
my man walked that talk unlike the pseuds who plague this board like Schopie, Niechee, and Plato.

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>>14652758

>> No.14652788

If Diogenes was around today he'd be a smug frogposter

>> No.14652861

>>14652788
Indeed! Based and Dogpilled.

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>> No.14653841

>>14653815
Anon, do you really like Diogenes or something?

>> No.14653854

>>14653841
he's trying to revive this board with some material besides "what does lit think of x" or "fav uwu booktuber"
All praise to the most high shitposter, Diogenes.

>> No.14653864

>>14652780
>If I wasn't Diogenes, I would be wishing to be Diogenes too

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>> No.14653884

>>14653854
I'm the OP. That was my duty

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>>14652788

>> No.14653925

>>14653890
How long did that take? Was that difficult to do?

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Pannobhasa Bhikkhu on Diogenes, one of his heroes...

http://thebahiyablog.blogspot.com/2013/09/cynicism-especially-old-fashioned-kind.html?m=1

>> No.14653982

>>14653925
I found it online, here on /lit/, a while ago.

>> No.14654008

Any good biography of him?

>> No.14654024

>>14651576
He's a reddit philosopher, popularized by the internet for the wrong reasons.

>> No.14654037

>>14654008
Considering he might not have even existed, no.

>> No.14654094

>>14651576
He has no extant texts, just a handful of basedboy stories for pleb anons to laugh at and feel some sort of kinship with

>> No.14654235

>>14654094
>>14654037
I hope he is real

>> No.14654252

>>14654235
he is in ur heart :)

>> No.14654481

>>14654024
There is nothing more Reddit, than thinking that Diogenes the Cynic is Reddit because Redditors like it you dumb Redditor.