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>coughs blood

>> No.14620975

>>14620965
>shits brown water

>> No.14620983

I love how indignant he gets at everyone who tells him he's going to die before he finishes the books. Maybe if you didn't want people telling you this you should write faster, you fat fuck.

>> No.14620990

>>14620983
He fully intends to not finish the series, I can tell you that much.

>> No.14621206

>>14620975
>Proceeds to describe the agony of an obese sexual pervert, carefully detailing his killer diarrhea excretions

Unironically one of the best parts of the saga

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>diddles you while your parents are partying in the adjacent room

>> No.14621283

>>14621206
What character are you talking about?

>> No.14621297

>>14621283
Yezzan Zo Qaggaz, aka the Yellow Whale. From Dance of dragons, during Yunkai siege

>> No.14621336

>>14620965
>atheist Jew who does not follow the Torah
Onions. Dropped.

>> No.14621493
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Are you going to coof?
https://youtu.be/oXxgEONiGp4

>> No.14621505

>>14620965
The Rupi Kaur of fantasy. It's in Corona Chan's power to prevent Winds of Winter from ever being finished. This is only the beginning.

>> No.14621531

>>14620965
A good little leftist, with nice empty pockets, and a nice ruined legacy.

It pleases me to know that Martin will go down in history as a failure. Derided, mocked, used as an example of failure, of corrupted artistic intent. As a staunch defender of child-murder and homosexuality, he is appropriately sterile, a childless artist who cannot even complete the one piece of art that would give his career, and thus life, meaning.

The only thing Martin will be remembered for is a television series that ended in disaster. As a servant of Jews, he deserves nothing less. It pleases me enormously to know that his inferior genes will pass from the world without incident, and that his disgusting godless ideas will die with him.

My final victory will be when they hire Brandon Sanderson to finish his series for him, and the Mormon fuck rattles them out in two years and collects a few million dollars to pass on to his three Aryan sons.

Good little left-wing money, in much more deserving right-wing pockets. Yum yum yum.

>> No.14621538

>>14621531
i can't tell if this is parody or not

>> No.14621548

>>14621538
I merely speak the truth. Serve Jews, you lose.

>> No.14621552

>>14621548
i just mean the way you type, it's goofy

>> No.14621565

>>14621552
I prefer gleeful. I take pleasure in my sadistic crooning.

>> No.14621569

>>14621538
Can't tell if he's a schizo or just assburgers

>> No.14621572

>>14621297
I literally can’t remember this at all. Tbf, I wasn’t really paying attention to the Essos shit because it was by far my least favourite part of the series.

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>>14621565

>> No.14621678

>>14621531
Based Sando Branderson.

>> No.14623061

Onions author.

>> No.14623169

>>14621578
Stay mad shitblood. I am, as usual, correct.

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>>14620965
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>14621531
>hire in the Brando to finish
Someone give me a quick rundown on this guy?

>> No.14623242

Hopefully posterity will not be kind to him and will judge him as the hack he is rather than the fantasy god everyone wished he was.

>> No.14623246

>>14621531
Except that GRRM doesn’t care about history or legacy. He couldn’t care less if he’s remembered. Everything he’s ever done has been for the money. And he’s got his money. So he wins.

>> No.14623293

>>14623237
magic underpants