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14603537 No.14603537 [Reply] [Original]

bros, why are longfaces so based. who are some other based longfaces i should know about? what's your all time favorite longface book?

>> No.14603675
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is /lit/ afraid of the longface?

>> No.14603693

>>14603537

The best authors were really just horsing around

>> No.14603755
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daily reminder the Western Canon was started by a longface

>> No.14603773
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>>14603755
also, get a load of this facelet who tried to steal his legacy

>> No.14603967
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Who is the real Guenon!?

>> No.14603974
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>>14603967
Guenon is a cryptobuddhist.

>> No.14603975

>>14603967
Lovecraft was an alias Guenon used so that he could shit on niggers and give vent to his cosmic horror when faced with the forces of the counter-initiation. Fighting the counter-initiation is hard work, he had to let off some steam.

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>>14603975
indeed

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>> No.14604233

>>14604054
what a Freudian sculpture

>> No.14604283
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There can only be one.

>> No.14604466
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REEEEEEEEEE!!!!! LONG FACES ARE NOT AESTHSEATSTYICV REEEEEE!!!! YOUR MID FACE RATIO MUST BE A PERFECT 1.0 OR ELSE YOU ARE SUBHUMAN REEEEE!

>> No.14604495

>>14604283
meh, not that long, but we’ll give him a pass

>> No.14604534
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chad longface vs incel round boy

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>>14604283
holy instagram angles, batman

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>>14603693
Back in the 90's...

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>>14603537
What are you doing?

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>>14604534
lol never seen this one

>>14604566
more like holy puberty

also let's not forget the GOAT

>> No.14604833 [DELETED] 

>>14604775
>more like holy puberty
they were taken 3 weeks apart.

>> No.14604840

>>14604775
>more like holy puberty
they were taken 2 weeks apart.

>> No.14605005

>>14604775
why long face

no really, it's fucking long. what the fuck

>> No.14605017

>>14604840
puberty is a hell of a drug

>> No.14605886

>>14603967
kek, Howard looks great there

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>> No.14606225

>>14604566

>What is testosterone

You're a moron, batman

>> No.14606624
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the phenotype

>> No.14606677
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longface = based

>> No.14606682

Zappa isn’t longfaced, he doesn’t even have a proper chin.

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>> No.14606972

>>14603537
Scientific research indicates that men with long faces, big noses and wide-set eyes are perceived as being more intelligent.

>> No.14607037

>>14606972
because they are. physiognomy is real

>> No.14607050

>>14607037
I agree. Might be confirmation bias in my favor though.

>> No.14607110

>>14606952
Should I buy this shortface's book?

>> No.14607117

>>14606225
see >>14604840
it's just angles

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>>14603537
>>14606972
>why are longfaces so based

There's a theory that well developed jaw muscles (which support the face and prevent longface/crooked teeth) actually restrict cranial growth.
Once humans started cooking food and getting more calories our jaws got weaker and our brains got larger

These guys are probably proto future sapiens

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>>14603537
How do i get those long face-gains fitlit bros?

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>>14607201
Obviously there were apes getting stoned, but I would imagine the ones tripping on mushrooms would be less likely to try and direct their clan towards some higher goal. As that theory claims

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>>14606682
>Zappa isn’t longfaced
wat

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>>14604466

>> No.14607900

>>14607226
>>14606212
legendary longfaces, thanks for sharing these madlads

>> No.14607903

>>14607226
After reading those fart letters I'm somewhat disturbed that anyone would let Joyce hold their child

>> No.14607994

>>14603537
Am I even allowed to read Guenon as a shortface?

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>>14607994
yes, but you must do penance for it afterwards

>> No.14608029

>>14608011
i can't tell which one is real

>> No.14608032

>>14608029
according to Guenon the Possible = the Real. so all three are real according to his own philosophy

>> No.14608033

>>14608029
All of them are. Guenon is one yet many.

>> No.14608037

>>14608011
I've seen this man in my dreams

>> No.14608044

>>14608037
good. now you must come to see him in all things, and only then will you have attained moksha

>> No.14608055

>>14608044
Indeed, liberation is referred to in the Umpadoompalakaya Poopanishad as the "Tat Tvam Guenoni" ("thou art Guenon"). It is the final realization of the spiritual life.

>> No.14608060

>>14608055
>>14608044
>>14608011
blessed digits. truly the master watches over this thread

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>ywn have a gnostic longface waifu

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long face = 200+ iq