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[Anonymous No.14519795]

Post your best attempt at a suicide note.

[Anonymous No.14519807]

Unironically, this pic

[Anonymous No.14519812]

>>14519807
oh.. ok, cool. because for a second there i thought you were being ironic.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14519813]

>Me sad. Go kil.
>You can has my room

[Anonymous No.14519821]

tired
love you
bye

[Anonymous No.14519826]

So long suckers!

[Anonymous No.14519827]

This world is boring, so I'm getting isekai'd. Bye.

[Anonymous No.14519846]

>>14519813
Are you a janny? Be honest..

[Anonymous No.14519867]

"tell them i had a good life" - ludwig- me

[Anonymous No.14519871]

"See you in a hundred years." and then never show up. That'll show them.

[Anonymous No.14519872]

Suicide notes are fags
See you in hell cunts

[Anonymous No.14519925]

>>14519807
2/10
>>14519813
4/10
>>14519821
5/10
>>14519826
1/10
>>14519827
2/10
>>14519867
3/10
>>14519871
1/10
>>14519872
5/10

[Anonymous No.14519929]

>>14519795
I'm incapable of loving myself, so no one will ever love me

Goodbye

[Anonymous No.14519943]

>>14519925
Is there really such a thing as a good suicide note?

[Anonymous No.14520010]

>>14519943
yes. im about to publish my magnum opus.

[Anonymous No.14520028]

>>14519846
Yes he is.

Proof Butterfly is a Jannie:
>Anon writes a scathing post in a thread about moth
>Post gets removed
>Anon retypes his post and archives the thread
https://archive.md/e3k8A

>Post gets removed again
>Anon gets a temporary ban while mods review janitor's report
>Anon archives thread again
https://archive.md/fxnQ3

>Anon in another thread tries using butterfly symbol in his name
>He gets banned
https://archive.is/GP0Ku

>Another anon tries and also gets banned
>both threads are suddenly removed

>Butterfly admits to Jezebel posting in the first thread which gets removed
https://archive.md/94gNb

The Next day
>Anon posts evidence of all this
>Post gets removed
>Anon reposts evidence and archives again
https://archive.md/nE9n5

[Anonymous No.14520030]

>>14519795
My dear Father, my dear Mother: I thank you for the three-day pickled yam. It was delicious. Thank you for the dried persimmons. And the rice cakes. They were delicious, too.

[Anonymous No.14520033]

>>14519795
Virginia Woolf's note left me in tears

>Dearest,

>I feel certain I am going mad again. I feel we can't go through another of those terrible times. And I shan't recover this time. I begin to hear voices, and I can't concentrate. So I am doing what seems the best thing to do. You have given me the greatest possible happiness. You have been in every way all that anyone could be. I don't think two people could have been happier till this terrible disease came. I can't fight any longer. I know that I am spoiling your life, that without me you could work. And you will I know. You see I can't even write this properly. I can't read. What I want to say is I owe all the happiness of my life to you. You have been entirely patient with me and incredibly good. I want to say that - everybody knows it. If anybody could have saved me it would have been you. Everything has gone from me but the certainty of your goodness. I can't go on spoiling your life any longer.

>I don't think two people could have been happier than we have been.

[Anonymous No.14520119]

"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun – for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax – This won’t hurt."

-Kurt Cobain

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14520136]

>>14519846
No.
Dude below posts no proof.

[S h o k o 翔子 No.14520183]

>>14519795
>So, what are you waiting for?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!cE77MlgZ9lk No.14520198]

>>14520136
You're not even the real butterfly. Fuck off.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14520206]

>>14520198
And what does the real butterfly look like?

[Anonymous No.14520207]

>>14519813
>>14520136
>doesn't contribute
>derails
hang yourself with barbedwire you attention whore you kill every thread you're in

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!cE77MlgZ9lk No.14520214]

>>14520206
His trip ends in SIE. I dont recognize any others including myself.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!UzGu3D3mLni No.14520223]

Attempting to crack moth trip

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.14520227]

>>14520207
I got a 4/10 from that one anon.
I am suiciding this thread.

>>14520214
The guy using it can have it, but it WAS mine for years and have never been a guy.
Now it’s oI3er5KKetj

[Anonymous No.14520229]

such is life

[Anonymous No.14520231]

Twenty three years of this mane and this name
Twelve lived on trains and planes
Eleven spent on growing pains and strife
It is true that I was happy for most of my life

literal rough draft from about five years ago, what saved me was literally not being able to write something good if my life depended on it.

[S h o k o 翔子 No.14520238]

>>14520227
new fag here, im interested, who is the butterfly

[Anonymous No.14520255]

>>14519795
I would, but it just passed 170,000 words. Been writing it for 12 years.

[Anonymous No.14520260]

"Beep beep I'm here, beep beep I'm gone."

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.14520263]

>>14520238
Just an oldfag poster.
There used to be a lot of trip users back then. A fair amount of women and a lot more readers. I am an anarchist and a lesbian. So of course anonymous pol9k hates me.

>>14520231
Please be joking.

[Anonymous No.14520274]

>>14520263
God bless you. I mean it.

[Anonymous No.14520278]

PLEASE ENSURE THAT MY BODY IS DESTROYED ON AN ATOMIC LEVEL. DO NOT LET THEM TAKE MY ORGANS.

[Anonymous No.14520282]

>>14519795
>Got em

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.14520294]

>>14520278
>not an organ donor
Mean

[Anonymous No.14520296]

>>14520263
What flavor of anarchism?

[Anonymous No.14520319]

>>14519795
I was once given the mausoleum of all hope and desire; it's rather excruciating-ly apt that I used it to gain the reducto absurdum of all human experience. I tell you this not so you might remember the meaning of life, but that you might forget it now and then for a moment.

[Anonymous No.14520341]

>>14519795
I could never kill myself because then I'd have to write a note and I would never be satisfied with it.

[Anonymous No.14520359]

>>14520263
I love you butterfly. Fuck all the imposters. This is the real moth.

[Anonymous No.14520364]

>>14520206
Who the fuck are you

[Anonymous No.14520366]

>>14519795
To pee or not to pee, that be the question. I just could not would not handle peeing or pooing anymore. With the wiping and standing up and moving around and sitting down and this and that. Later, alligator, in a while, crocodile.

[Anonymous No.14520371]

I could but it would be to edgy for me to manifest on this intellectual discussion market

[Anonymous No.14520375]

>>14520274
Moth samefagging. Either use your trip or don't.

[Anonymous No.14520402]

>>14519795
It is the final justice that not being one to have chosen my birth, I choose my death.

[Anonymous No.14520409]

>>14520255
The best part is, seven hours after my last login, it will all be lost because I have a really strong password. None of you or anyone else care. I dug up all the bodies, told all the things about everyone I knew, and no one will ever find out because it is all on an encrypted drive the will never be decrypted. My Dad was a reporter and he told me all the secrets and I wrote them all down. I know what all the cops and politicians and judges did. I know how the world really worked. He was friends with the Kennedys. It's worse than you can even imagine.

[Anonymous No.14520412]

Only the ones with a pure heart will understand that I probably am not made for living in this world

[Anonymous No.14520421]

>>14519795
Fuck this shit.


Love Anon.

[Anonymous No.14520511]

>>14519795
so long and thanks for all the fish

[Anonymous No.14520520]

>>14519795
Must I be considered selfish for choosing to do what is truly in my best interest? I ask you, once the burden and pain become so unbearable that I can cede tolerance any longer, now that I have become physically inept at obtaining any reason to even rise from this bed, this slumber, now,is it still selfish? How could you possibly fathom what this is like? You who potentially figures alternative routes and endings. You who sees some light. You who does not buckle. You. And I.

[Anonymous No.14520524]

>>14520206
I like to pretend you look like this

[Anonymous No.14520563]

>>14519795
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.14520573]

please destroy my external harddrive
trust me on this one

[Anonymous No.14520582]

>>14519807
For sale
Manbaby shoes
Slightly worn

[Anonymous No.14520584]

"Please don't spoil my day,
I'm miles away
and after all
I'm only sleeping"

[Anonymous No.14520603]

>>14520028
grim, thanks for the info.

[Anonymous No.14521031]

Dear Father, dear Tori, dear brothers brothers and most importantly dear sisters. I’ve made this decision, it is with a heavy heart that I am burdening you all to live with it. Just like all my friends I have fallen to this disease.
Bury me somewhere nice. I love you guys a lot

[Anonymous No.14521046]

Dear Mum and Dad:

Fuck you!

Anon.

[Anonymous No.14521048]

If you are reading this I am dead, and they'll make it look like a suicide - IT IS NOT

[Anonymous No.14521172]

>>14520033
>thot

Good riddance

[Anonymous No.14521419]

>>14519795
Those people who put genuine thought and effort into their suicide note won't be able to post them.

[Anonymous No.14521441]

I might be late for work this morning.

[Anonymous No.14521475]

I'm done

[Anonymous No.14521700]

k thx

[Anonymous No.14521731]

You inflicted this on me.

[Anonymous No.14521786]

A man of sense ought not to say, nor will I be very confident, that the description which I have given of the soul and her mansions is exactly true. But I do say that, inasmuch as the soul is shown to be immortal, he may venture to think, not improperly or unworthily, that something of the kind is true. The venture is a glorious one, and he ought to comfort himself with words like these, which is the reason why I lengthen out the tale. Wherefore, I say, let a man be of good cheer about his soul, who having cast away the pleasures and ornaments of the body as alien to him and working harm rather than good, has sought after the pleasures of knowledge; and has arrayed the soul, not in some foreign attire, but in her own proper jewels, temperance, and justice, and courage, and nobility, and truth—in these adorned she is ready to go on her journey to the world below, when her hour comes. You, Simmias and Cebes, and all other men, will depart at some time or other. Me already, as the tragic poet would say, the voice of fate calls. Soon I must drink the poison; and I think that I had better repair to the bath first, in order that the women may not have the trouble of washing my body after I am dead.

[Anonymous No.14521794]

>>14519807
I absolutely hate manga/anime but her eyes have something mysterious. What's the source here? I'd like to research.

[Anonymous No.14521846]

>>14521794
I was like you anon, so i googled a bit. Appreatnly it's called Kaname and it's crossdressing trap hentai, not sure why I expected anything else.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14521936]

>>14520296
Anti-capitalist, anti-state variety. Anarcho-whateverthehellworksism

>>14520364
Nobody.

>>14520524
Well no.

[Anonymous No.14521964]

there is not one singular fault that caused this, its an amalgamation of a lifetime of hurt and confusion,
hurt and confusion by my surroundings, my peers and myself,
desensitization of everything i love and hate, making me numb and useless in this society,
a society that doesnt deserve me and that i dont deserve in return,
time is comforting for those with things to do but for those of us who having nothing, times ever-moving pace is haunting,
time i wish i had spent better but ultimately can never get back,
im asleep but whenever i find myself waking, everyone else is asleep,
i dont want to wake up on my own anymore.

i have never felt in control of my own life at any point. i feel it is apt now that i can finally decide my own fate and end it on my own terms.

im ending it on monday/tuesday, it was nice reading with you guys

[Anonymous No.14522020]

>>14519795
Having considered the issue very seriously for roughly the past 15 years, I have finally decided I am not interested in continuing to live. I do not think there is anything anyone could have done, it seems to me that life is a net liability, regardless of any immediate circumstance, and that any attempt to avoid that conclusion is self-deception.
The reader may disagree, and is likely to condemn my choice to die, but it is not the reader's business. It was my life alone, and I have done what I wanted with it.

[Anonymous No.14522030]

>>14520033
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.14522053]

>>14520028
The Moth has no response to being throughly btfo

[Anonymous No.14522402]

>>14520119
That filename is incorrect.
Clearly that is Phillip J Fry.

[Anonymous No.14522738]

>>14520033
>I don't think two people could have been happier than we have been.

[Anonymous No.14522883]

Fuck you mom you ruined my life.

[Anonymous No.14523782]

>>14519795
Whoever read this gay.

[Anonymous No.14524069]

>>14519813
I love it!
Me sad. Go kil.-You can has my room

>>14520227
so there is another anon copying your "name"?
what does « Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » mean?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14524102]

>>14524069
Got it from a Zalgo thread on /b/ years ago (nearly ten now) it wasn’t supposed to be referred to at all. Anon does that all on his own. I’m not a butterfly.

[Anonymous No.14524958]

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>>14524069
plebs

>Happy birthday mom, your present hangs in the basement

[Anonymous No.14525556]

>>14524958
Jesus "Fucking" Christ

[Anonymous No.14525592]

>>14519795

I'm not going to bother greeting the primary recipients of this letter with as insincere, false a nicety as "dear", or "hello"; such a thing could only be interpreted as some dreadful attempt to absolve myself of responsibility, or, worse yet, trivialize the act I took.
I saw no point in living. From a young age I perceived the vast, chasmic discrepancies between the person I was and the one I aspired to be, that, with my dull set of innate features, I could never hope to attain more than some tier in the purgatory between failure and success.
Why sustain this undignified, bleak course when doing so will only serve to elicit more pain?
I have brought to the point of reminiscing on small, insignificant moments of my youth that would usually have been rendered forgotten by current-day achievement, experience, and adventure.
I respect myself too much not be candid in the acknowledgement of my many inadequacies; my physical repulsiveness, my lack of intellect, my stiff, quiet, immensely uncharismatic aspect. Look, I fucking hate myself and I want it to stop. I don't think I owe you any explanation in excess of that fact, so I'll stop there. I don't want a funeral.

[Anonymous No.14525628]

*ollies outie*

[Anonymous No.14525702]

you can destroy only what you have created

[Anonymous No.14525819]

>>14519795
This is what you get for forgetting to buy me ice cream as a child.

Love,
Son

[Anonymous No.14525933]

I was so fucking tired.

[Anonymous No.14525986]

>>14519795
Before you: A completed life. Never lived.

[Anonymous No.14526057]

>>14520294
>finally receive the sweet release of death but your kidneys are still alive in another person
no ty

[Anonymous No.14526065]

>>14525986
>Before you: A completed life. Never lived.
i didn't sign up for these feels..

[Anonymous No.14526101]

>>14526065
I'd like to take some credit that it hit hard but it's such a ripoff to the babyshoes never worn line that I cant. Glad you liked it though.

[Anonymous No.14526388]

>>14519795
I poopoo'd my pants. No toilet paper nor towel to use. This is my end.

[Anonymous No.14526403]

>I gave it my best shot

[Anonymous No.14526416]

>>14520119
unironically Hunter S. Thompson's note made me cry the first time I read it

[Anonymous No.14526422]

gg

[Anonymous No.14526660]

>>14519795
It's all your fault mom. Goodbye bitch

[Anonymous No.14526792]

>I cared enough to write this note, but not enough to stick around and avoid causing all of you immense grief

[Anonymous No.14526830]

The last note I attempted to write just listed the bare basics: no obituary, funeral, or any ceremonial event, as I opted for cremation instead. I felt then that explaining any further would make the ordeal melodramatic, rather than what is essentially a reliable means for escaping.

[Anonymous No.14526843]

>>14526792
>just stay alive and suffer to save us having to, bro!

[Anonymous No.14526848]

>>14519795
Fat failure slashed on my arm.

[Anonymous No.14526860]

>>14519795
I sing of the razor and the man who slit his wrists while listening to My Chemical Romance

[Anonymous No.14526903]

I tried, I failed, I give up. Goodbye.