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Your favorite author now has a Twitter account and an addiction for posting. What happens?

>> No.14519278

A beautiful thing ... the fall of your idols

>> No.14519281

Rambling about Vietnam PTSD and accidentally angering bugmen

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>>14519205
>his favorite author isn't dead

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>>14519205

>Kafka's twitter account

It would be fucking hilarious.

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>>14519374
And so on and on... You can see for yourself here: https://twitter.com/mhouellebecq?lang=en

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>>14519281
Tim O'Brian?

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>>14519386
One more

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He would be whining about modern society, today's youth and his gambling addiction

>> No.14519417

>>14519205
The Dalai Lama already has a Twitter, I think. He certainly has a YouTube account.

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>>14519396
he is human, after all

>> No.14519603

>>14519205
He would demand Japan cancel modernity and bring back the empire.

>> No.14519928

>>14519205
Zero HP Lovecraft is a great tweetsmith

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>>14519396
Based, no wonder incels love him so much.

>> No.14520245

He would probably sit on the edges of Catholic Twitter, mostly unacknowledged but reviled by both "trad"cath and liberation theology dweebs. Average Catholics would kind of get him but he would be a bit too weird to truly fit with them and as a result he would probably feel like something of an outsider.
>>14519310
Kafka would be an anxious workshy dweeb but in a way that you couldn't help but respect him for it.
>>14519603
Mishima was great but let's not pretend he was a serious political thinker. He was a dorky gay guy insecure about his masculinity to the point of having a butch leather jacket glamor photoshoot (that reminds me...), and this combined with his insecurities about the changes in his country led him to embrace his own hypermasculine fantasy concept of the previous order of Japanese life. His politics were more theater than anything else and the nationalist student organization he led were supporting cast in a grand play of his. I respect the shit out of him for carrying his LARP through to its grand conclusion and not wimping out, but let's be real.

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>>14519313
>You will never be this French
Why go on living?

>> No.14521092

>>14520245
>changes in his country
he was at least right about these being bad.

>> No.14521394

>>14519205
Depending on which author it's either
>Very sad to see the treatment of #conversos. My neighbour whom I love and know to be a good Christian just packed up his whole family to go to Muslim lands. This is not mercy. #weareallchristian #endthesuffering #vetsforconversos
or
>Hahahahaha i love cute girls! I love cute girls! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa asuka's thighs around my neck...heaven........
>[links to guro pregnancy snuff doujin where a doped up shinji gets strangled to death by asuka's amputated thighs]