/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.14501666]

How do I approach her lads.

This girl at my job reads on the floor everyday at lunch

[Anonymous No.14501672]

"Hey what are you reading"

That'll be $2,000 thank you

[Anonymous No.14501675]

>>14501666
you need to court her anon, write her poetry and leave it hidden among her work things, in her pockets etc. this is the future wife and mother of your children, don't fuck it up.

[Anonymous No.14501676]

>>14501666
God I wish that were me.

Also who holds their phone like that?Is it like a tactic to prevent her from reaching it every so often as it would force her to switch position and cause discomfort?

[Anonymous No.14501678]

Lay on top and start thrusting.

[Anonymous No.14501679]

fukken weird

[Anonymous No.14501681]

>>14501666
Step on her book.
“Oh, sorry! Let me buy you a new one. Barnes and Noble after work?”

Ez fuckin pz

[Anonymous No.14501683]

Hey i made you a photo and posted it on 4chan, do you want to know why?

[Anonymous No.14501688]

>>14501666
Walk on top of her, then drop your coffee on her.

"Oh sorry,I didn't realize you were lying on the fucking ground when there are chairs right here"

[Anonymous No.14501695]

>>14501666
>working in an office

Ngmi

[Anonymous No.14501700]

Goddamn what a honker on that bitch, weirdo chicks arent worth it op

[Anonymous No.14501704]

>>14501700
imagine her moist dark hairy snatch. finally revealed after months of 19th century foreplay.

[Anonymous No.14501717]

>>14501666
Step 1 go to the nearest psychiatric facility
Step 2 check yourself in. Just tell them you secretly photo your female coworkers and ask for advice on “approaching” them on 4chan
Step 3 exit said facility sometime later cured of your idiocy
Step 4 approach her calmly and apologize for being a fuckwit
Odds that she’ll want to talk to you again at least as high as if you do anything else suggested in thread

[Anonymous No.14501720]

>>14501666
those are some fucking disproportionately big ass hands with thick fingers, I'm almost jealous, but what sort of cretinous goon """"""""""reads"""""""""""" a book with headphones on?

[Anonymous No.14501724]

>>14501666
I throw a shekel on the floor to catch her attention then show her Mein Knopf

[Anonymous No.14501729]

>>14501720
I do but with white noise since my tinnitus can be distracting sometimes

[Anonymous No.14501731]

>>14501729
construction worker? you got jewed

[Anonymous No.14501737]

>>14501731
Nah not really sure when it happend

[Anonymous No.14501743]

>>14501666
Just say you've noticed she reads a lot and ask her what she's reading
She seems autistic so you should have a pretty decent shot no matter what you say

[Anonymous No.14501750]

>>14501731
Not him but I got tinnitus out of the blue one night while playing a video game. I've always been afraid of tinntius so I'd always keep the volume at unintrusive, which didn't help apparentely.

[Anonymous No.14501753]

Crab walk over next to her slip the headphones off and start whispering lines from the Iliad into her ear

[Anonymous No.14501777]

>>14501753
that'd probably make her moist

[Anonymous No.14501790]

>>14501688
It's comfier and better for your back

[Anonymous No.14501798]

>>14501753
If it's not in the Greek it has to be Pope's Iliad otherwise you're in for a world of cringe.

[Anonymous No.14501809]

>>14501666
with that nose I just don't know.

[Anonymous No.14501822]

>>14501666
>her
>girl
>>14501675
>her
>wife
>mother
>>14501676
>her
>>14501681
>her
>>14501688
>her
>>14501700
>bitch
>chick
>>14501704
>her
>snatch
>>14501717
>female
>her
>she
>>14501724
>her
>>14501743
>she
>her
>>14501753
>her
>>14501777
>her

[Anonymous No.14501830]

>>14501666
Is this one of those rare autistic female specimen?

[eris !!L/ZXSJdFH9p No.14501833]

You need help picking up an autist? You people are hopeless.

[Anonymous No.14501836]

>>14501822
what

[Anonymous No.14501838]

>>14501822
cool, now do a backflip

[Anonymous No.14501855]

>>14501833
ikr just pick her up lmao cant leave her on the floor like this!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.14501866]

>>14501822
rent free

[Anonymous No.14501871]

god i just want to hold a girl in my arms and kiss her passionately.

[Anonymous No.14501880]

>>14501666
Just lay down like that to read two feet away from her and when she looks at you be like “oh goodness I didn’t know this was someone else’s reading spot too”

[eris !!L/ZXSJdFH9p No.14501881]

>>14501855
/lit/ doesn't have very well developed arm muscles it seems

[eris !!L/ZXSJdFH9p No.14501886]

>>14501880
Cringeeeeee

[Anonymous No.14501890]

why woman so soft bros

[Anonymous No.14501895]

>>14501881
too many of us fell for ereader memes, no one can carry physical books or wooman

[Anonymous No.14501921]

>>14501666
I want to protect her

[Anonymous No.14501927]

>>14501720

The headphones may give her coworkers the message "don't talk to me."

[Anonymous No.14501939]

Uh oh. I'm straight, but I think I have a crush on this girl.

[Anonymous No.14501951]

>>14501939

I mean gay. God, this is so confusing.

[Anonymous No.14501957]

>>14501666
>How do I approach her
from behind

[Anonymous No.14501977]

>>14501836
He suspects the person in the picture is, in fact, not a female but a man transitioning into one.

[PUT TERRY BACK No.14502055]

>>14501880
YIKES

[Anonymous No.14502062]

>>14501830
https://youtu.be/NX6rbLSp8Ys

[Anonymous No.14502071]

>>14502062
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.14502076]

>>14501666

[Anonymous No.14502086]

>>14501666
>How do I approach her
don't, there's a 99% chance that is a YA novel or a self-help book

[Anonymous No.14502093]

>>14501822
epic post, friend! Upvoted!

[eris !!L/ZXSJdFH9p No.14502098]

Just take it out in front of her OP, chicks dig confident men who know what they want

[Anonymous No.14502229]

>>14501886
>using a trip
>calling anything cringe

[Anonymous No.14502241]

>>14501666
>that nose

[Anonymous No.14502247]

>>14501666
Let one off near her and when she looks around for who made the air unbreathable, tell her that the French call concussion "farting at headphones".

[Anonymous No.14502252]

fuck she is probably so annoying. i wish she would annoy me

[Anonymous No.14502268]

>>14501666
Wtf, this bitches was flatter than an ironing board!

[Anonymous No.14502325]

Easy. All you have to do is ignore her and avoid eye contact whenever possible, maintaining an air of masculine mystery.

Do this until your life-paths converge and she’s out of your life again. You’ll be able to keep her picture in a mental locket forever, free from any nasty tarnish that would come from an actual relationship.

Trust me, it works!

[Anonymous No.14502335]

>>14501822
just because YOU want a boyfriend doesn't mean everyone else does you faggot

[Anonymous No.14502631]

>>14501822
very based

[Anonymous No.14502644]

just lie down next to her with a book of your own

[Anonymous No.14502693]

Why does she dress like she's Mr Beans gf or something

[Anonymous No.14502698]

>>14502241
>>14501700
Please don't bully. Its not like I am a 10/10 myself

[Anonymous No.14502710]

>>14502693
Mr Bean gets all the best poon tho.

[Anonymous No.14502755]

>>14501666
>How do I approach her lads.
Best advice, Satan: wait until it happens naturally. Fill a silence or something. Don't force it.

[Anonymous No.14502759]

>>14501666
ask her if she's reading plato

[Anonymous No.14502765]

>>14502759
That man was quite a wit.

[Anonymous No.14502766]

>>14501704
And that's when you realise that it just wasn't worth it.

[Anonymous No.14502870]

>>14501666
Ask her how hairy she is down there, if you doesn't have a full bush then it's not worth it

[Anonymous No.14502875]

>>14502766
no that's when i dine.

[Anonymous No.14502885]

>>14502875
Ah, a MAN of TASTE

[Anonymous No.14502902]

>>14501666
Here's actual advice from an alpha male:

[Anonymous No.14502912]

>>14501724
Mein Knopf

[Anonymous No.14502916]

Ha ha, wouldn't it be funny if she took her sweaty socks off and used them as sock puppets, and she does a little show for you with them with googly eyes and ha ha she gets you to kiss them and ha ha you're laughing and really huff the smell in by accident and ha ha you accidentally lick one and it tastes all salty and cheesy haha!

Not that I'd want that, just it would be funny ha ha can you imagine?

[Anonymous No.14502918]

>>14502062
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh

[Anonymous No.14502947]

>>14502916
Based haha poster

[eris !!L/ZXSJdFH9p No.14503067]

>>14502229
>reddit alien
>Not realizing opinion is invalid

[Anonymous No.14503080]

Buy her a couch or a bed OP

[Anonymous No.14503094]

>>14501666
i bet she spent hours selecting those shoes online, if only someone complimented her :3 it would make all that browsing worth it.

[Anonymous No.14503105]

>>14502902
Just go up to her, wave, crouch down to her level, smile, and say hello. If she doesn't notice you, tap her shoulder.
>Hey, what are you reading?
If you're lucky, she'll be reading whatever you're into. If not, it could be a new opportunity to expand your bookshelf.

If she responds coldly, like a one word answer or no smile, don't worry. Just keep talking about the book or ask her about it.

>She still continues her one word replies or outright ignores you
Walk away and try again another day. If it keeps up the second or third time, give up. She's not interested and you may lose your job by bothering her.

If it worked for me it may work for you

[Anonymous No.14503123]

>>14501666
>that fucking schnozz
i'm gonna throw up satan

[Anonymous No.14503160]

>>14501666
Simple anon you just walk right up to her when she's laying down and power squat right over her. Get down real low and do a few reps, show her you mean business show her you're a big guy

[Anonymous No.14503215]

>>14501666
Don't approach her while she is reading. That shit is annoying. Ask her later when she's not busy, what is is reading.

[Anonymous No.14503259]

Honestly man, reading during lunch is probably the only thing keeping her sane. Just leave her alone. Headphones usually mean someone doesn’t want to be disturbed. Don’t ruin this healthy ritual for someone. Be strong.

[Anonymous No.14503271]

>>14501666
Tell her you love her and wish to marry her. If she reciprocates all is well, if she seems uncomfortable pick her up and carry her off to the designated breeding grounds.

[Anonymous No.14503288]

>>14501822
What a waste of time and energy.

[Anonymous No.14503361]

I bet she likes anal

[Anonymous No.14503365]

>>14503361
I bet this is "her" only option

[Anonymous No.14503374]

>>14503160
I laughed at this. Good work.

[Anonymous No.14503377]

>>14503259
>>14503215
spotted the girls. fuck off, this thread is about tricking someone to fall in love with you, not having a vagina.

[Anonymous No.14503388]

>>14503377
based

[Anonymous No.14503407]

Why don't girls like loving or being loved? They seem to only like it for the novelty of a few weeks of eros and otherwise just stay in a relationship for the social capital not being single gives them.

[Anonymous No.14503415]

>>14503407
Read Icke. Girls are lizards

[Anonymous No.14503464]

>>14503415
I have noticed when I was hugging a little girl she was very cold. Are they actually cold blooded?

before age like 10 girls seem to enjoy affection for its own sake, like they will climb up on your lap for purely platonic play and cuddles. They enjoy holding your hand etc. By the time they hit puberty going forward even hugging a family member when you see them is some awkward "wrap arms around but don't actually embrace" ritual nonsense. I've taken it upon myself to actually hug my aunts of whatever in these situations.

[Anonymous No.14503548]

>>14503464
women used to be valued for cooking, cleaning, keeping a household, managing finances and accounts, and generally doting on a male partner in a loving and precocious way. then they were liberated and realized that in open competition it's a ruthless and cutthroat business and most men can do without any emotional intimacy if they can just sneak some physical intimacy in between their life's passions.

think of a fat or ugly woman, she has no value outside of her children, her husband, her extended family, the warm delicious food she prepares for them, the way she cleans their scrapes and kisses their bruises, the soft song she sings to help them sleep, her big kisses and good sense of humor and always being worried because she cares so much. this woman is no longer fat or ugly, she is transformed, she is a mother, a grandmother, a wife, a matriarch, she is an anchor of feminine strength and vitality, she is the fire. now think of the same fat or ugly woman completely alone and isolated from society. she has wine friends who she bar hops with, she attends weddings as a bridesmaid, she has a high powered career in a top 500 company, she has a vast wardrobe and hundreds of pairs of shoes and she takes expensive cruises. fuck the patriarchy, fuck donald trump! woo! alone in her apartment swiping through instagram picture of pregnant mothers and baby clothes, five cats meowing.

[Anonymous No.14503558]

>>14503464
Girl's anatomy is a bit different so it's difficult for them to retain heat, thats why their always cold compared to guys. Many women really struggle with keeping their fingers or toes warm, and its why they complain more if an office has air conditioning.

[Anonymous No.14503582]

>>14501666
Show her this picture.

[Anonymous No.14503601]

>>14503582
This

[Anonymous No.14503630]

>>14501666
"hey trisha what book you reading?"
she doesnt hear you
"hey trisha what book you reading?"
your coworkers start to look at you
before realizing youre making the situation worse for yourself you walk up to her, crouch over her book and lift up her earphones with one hand on your knee
"hey trisha what book you reading?"

[Anonymous No.14503660]

>>14501666
Smack her ass and grab her tits.
100% foolproof tested method, always works

[Anonymous No.14503697]

>>14503660
And go "honk honk" when you do it. Guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.14503713]

>>14501666
post her/his face pls.

[Anonymous No.14503745]

>>14503105
Unironically this. Just be nice and show interest.

[Anonymous No.14503813]

>>14503745
>be nice
never gonna work. You need your initial impression to give off that you are a sexual object, otherwise you are in for a lot of work.

Woman are abhorrent and prefer to fuck strangers. If they get to know you before there is a pretext of fucking, you get "friendzoned" and literally have to make her fall in love with you even if she would have otherwise dated you as a stranger before hand. If she gets to know you while she's fucking you it's much easier to maintain the relationship.

You have to make it immediately known that you are interested. It's probably too late if she has seen him around work. You should be obviously flirting from first contact.

[Anonymous No.14503867]

>>14503813
ask me how I know you're a virgin.

OP seriousl just be nice and talk to her, if she "friendzones" you that just means you had no chance in the first place. Cherish friendships for what they are, even if it doesn't lead to a relationship. Thats the key.

[Anonymous No.14503869]

>>14503813
It's because if they know you for a while your appearance get boring and familiar (even if they find you attractive) Woman are serial monogamists and like to fuck strangers because of the novelty of the eros.

It's truly depraved and dispassionate. A woman's soul will never touch another.

[Anonymous No.14503882]

>>14503867
I know this is bait, i was just clarifying that the "friendzone" doesn't just happen if she find you unattractive, it happens when you stop being a novelty. It really is sex first get to know me later.

[Anonymous No.14503900]

>>14503882
The "friendzone" happens if she just doesn't find you attractive in general, retard. It doesn't matter if you're a hot chad if you have a shitty personality.

[Anonymous No.14503910]

>>14503869
Monogamist means staying loyal to one specific person retard.

[Anonymous No.14503931]

>>14503900
I'll play along and say sure, but she's willing to fuck chad while she gets to know him and break up later (and she might just stay and tolerate it) if she gets to know you before fucking she just will refuse to start a relationship. You have nothing to lose by being aggressive with your first impression.

>>14503910
Serial monogamy is just that, they are exclusive for a few months/years and then have a quick turn around where they are "exclusive" to someone else. Normal fags don't literally have casual sex at bars or whatever. They date one person exclusively for a time without any real assumption that the relationship will or should be permanent.

[Anonymous No.14503992]

>>14503931
Every word that comes out of your mouth just makes it more and more obvious you've never had a substantial relationship let alone sex.

[Anonymous No.14503997]

>>14503464
My aunts give me long and tight hugs whenever I see them and I'm 25

[Anonymous No.14504030]

>>14501666
lay a garland of the skulls of her enemies at her feet

[Anonymous No.14504157]

>>14503997
They want to fuck

[Anonymous No.14504186]

>>14503997
My fatter aunts do the same thing, but my younger more sophisticated aunts on my father side tend to be much more reserved, much like cousins. It's not like they feel awkward when you properly embrace them, it's just not something that's natural for them. Even when the lower class aunts hug it seems ritualistic/histrionic and insincere. The hug hello or goodbye is more symbolic than anything.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.14504200]

>>14501666
Stomp on her head.

[Anonymous No.14504202]

>>14504200
Based.

[Anonymous No.14504206]

>>14504200
You're going downhill.

[Anonymous No.14504212]

>>14504200
>literally who gets threads with more replies than our own resident femoid
Imagine being the only confirmed girl on 4chan without any real cult of personality.

[Anonymous No.14504226]

>>14501666
Holy shit she has exactly the same hands like mine and i'm a guy kek

[Anonymous No.14504322]

>>14504226
hilarious.

[Anonymous No.14504384]

creeper brah

[Anonymous No.14504449]

>>14504226
"she"

[Anonymous No.14504474]

Do any anons ITT have a crush on a girl?
>Where do you see her?
>Where did you meet?
>Does she know you exist?
>What about her is so appealing to you?
>Does she have good taste in lit?

[Anonymous No.14504638]

>>14501822
Just imagine the smell of the person that made this post. Yikerino

[Anonymous No.14504756]

>>14504226
she is high T you are low T together you make normal T children.

[Anonymous No.14504763]

>>14501666
she's reading Libra, her name is Lily, you work at the New Museum

[Anonymous No.14504819]

What is she listening to?

[Anonymous No.14504857]

>>14504763
(Tell Lily I think she's cute)

[Anonymous No.14504885]

>>14504763
OK, how the fuck do you know all this

[Anonymous No.14504895]

>>14504763
OP here, how the fuck do you know thats lily.

[Anonymous No.14504896]

>>14504895
Isn't it obvious?

[Anonymous No.14504918]

>>14504895
hehehehehehehehe have a nice family you two

[Anonymous No.14504924]

>>14504918
>>14504763
Do you know who OP is?

[Anonymous No.14504936]

OP if you don't update us every day on The Wooing of Lily you're a coward and a cuck

[Anonymous No.14504953]

>>14501666
lay down/sit down somewhere in the same room, and read. Do it enough times and you'll talk

[Anonymous No.14504963]

>>14504763
l-lily?

[Anonymous No.14504968]

>>14504763
Can you ask Lily why she puts her phone on her back? I want to learn from her technique

[Anonymous No.14504979]

>Invites her to my book-club

[Anonymous No.14504980]

>>14504895
>>14504896

>Baiting some autist after you coming across your photo on 4chan

Wow Lilly is based af

[Anonymous No.14504991]

>>14501672
fpbp
everyone else is meming
but before you say
>um excuse I was wondering what are you reading

have knowledge of the book she is reading to continue the conversation .

if I don't know the book i would ask for the author ?

[Anonymous No.14505005]

She's a lot cuter than her top profile let's on

[Anonymous No.14505006]

>>14504885
>>14504895
>>14504918
>don't trust any of these people to be OP or not be baiting and other people pretending and biting

[Anonymous No.14505010]

>>14505005
Hahahaha op is fucked

[Anonymous No.14505022]

>>14505005
tell lily we love her

[Anonymous No.14505030]

>>14503813
What the hell is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.14505039]

>>14505005
Is this when it gets good?
Going to be a hard lesson op.

[Anonymous No.14505050]

Place your bets, which one is OP

[Anonymous No.14505057]

>>14505006
welcome newfriend

[Anonymous No.14505061]

>>14505050
the one walking in the back

[Anonymous No.14505062]

>>14501666
>This girl at my job reads on the floor everyday at lunch
wtf is with people laying on the floor like it's their bedroom? If it's not your home/bedroom, stay off the floor. Jesus
>Lay on top and start thrusting.
This for punishment
>>14501704
i like where your head is at, anon

[Anonymous No.14505064]

>>14505050
>everyones an uggo

[Anonymous No.14505065]

>>14505050
beanie boy back left next to hair guy

[Anonymous No.14505068]

>OP takes a photo of a girl who is obviously autistic and autistic about books at that
>thinks the best place to post it is 4chan

You’re stupid if you thought Lily wasn’t gonna find this OP

[Anonymous No.14505072]

>>14505050
OP is 100p the cuck with the smug little smile and glasses on the bottom right. Low testosterone

[Anonymous No.14505076]

>>14502229
>calling anything cringe, ever

[Anonymous No.14505077]

>>14505050
It's obviously not the elbow chad right next to Lily, my money's on one of the stage left guys.

[Anonymous No.14505079]

>>14505050
implying there can be any doubt

[Anonymous No.14505080]

>>14505050
Gottem

[Anonymous No.14505083]

>>14505079
The Stranger

[Anonymous No.14505088]

>>14505079
striking resemblance

[Anonymous No.14505100]

>>14505005
>>14505050
Getting my popcorn for this thread. OP is boutta get exposed

[Anonymous No.14505106]

>>14505100
OP's got some fun times ahead of themselves this decade.

[Anonymous No.14505107]

>>14505050
That granny chad wrapping a cardigan over her shoulders in 2020

[Anonymous No.14505112]

>>14504936
I would come to /lit/ everyday for this. I'm just visiting from /biz/.

[Anonymous No.14505116]

>>14502086
so she is probably a /lit/ poster

[Anonymous No.14505123]

>>14505050
White dude in back with beenie.

[Anonymous No.14505127]

Damn Lily got legs like THAT?? And look at her bookshelf

I'm in love.

Don't feel bad OP you never had a chance

[Anonymous No.14505129]

Sup OP

[Anonymous No.14505135]

>>14505061
bro he is legit the virgin meme wtf???

[Anonymous No.14505136]

>>14505005
>>14505050
lily is kinda ugly, idk
OP is clearly someone who has an eye for personality or some shit.

[Anonymous No.14505137]

>>14504979
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQUITEPUNGENTMYDEARS I MUST INSIST ON A CLOSER
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

AAHHH YESS SO REFINED
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
LIKE MILDEWED APRICOTS IN THE COMPOST HEAP OF MY HEART
PERHAPS A TASTE? YES? JUST A LITTLE NIBBLE

SHALL WE BEGIN CLOCKWISE?

[Anonymous No.14505138]

>>14505050
It's this guy.
>way in the back
>alone
>out of place
>seems somewhat uncomfortable
Final answer

[Anonymous No.14505144]

>>14505127
hahahah you fucked up OP AND you will lose your job over this, hope you didn't post this from wifi!

[Anonymous No.14505147]

>>14505050
For me? It’s the dude who got mike wazowski’d

[Anonymous No.14505152]

go for it op, you have big dick energy.

[Anonymous No.14505161]

>>14505127
all woman are whores. Even the quiet autistic one that lays down on the floor to read

[Anonymous No.14505162]

>>14505127
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.14505164]

Sorry OP looks like Lilly gotta bf :(

[Anonymous No.14505165]

>>14501666
Put me in the screen cap. Op bout to get fucked

[Anonymous No.14505168]

>>14505161

[Anonymous No.14505169]

>>14505127
yo my girl is into bdsm AND vinyl. eyebrows on fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.14505171]

>>14505161
duh

[Anonymous No.14505173]

>>14505164
ABORT AB0OREITI AB0RT

[Anonymous No.14505175]

>>14505162
What compels the femoid to do this?

[Anonymous No.14505178]

>>14505161
I know i was a bit disappointed when I saw this. Women don't understand guys dont want this shit.

[Anonymous No.14505182]

>>14505178
I do

[Anonymous No.14505183]

>>14505178
Speak for yourself.

[Anonymous No.14505185]

>>14505178
>>14505164

[Anonymous No.14505191]

According to her Instagram she organised a whole union for the Museum, she truly is /our girl/ and based

[Anonymous No.14505193]

>>14505050
I found you

[Anonymous No.14505196]

dam hapa or native american OP? this is an angel.

[Anonymous No.14505198]

>>14505164
This thread has been a fucking rollercoaster. We went from scoping OPs crush to finding out she's a degen druggie whore. I'm so blackpilled

[Anonymous No.14505200]

>>14505198
>to finding out she's a degen druggie whore. I'm so blackpilled

[Anonymous No.14505201]

>>14505198
It was like my whole highschool experience in 20 minutes.

[Anonymous No.14505202]

>>14505198
have sex

[Anonymous No.14505208]

[Anonymous No.14505209]

>>14505198
time to go home bois

[Anonymous No.14505211]

>>14505208
lol

[Anonymous No.14505219]

we can't. give up. on lily.

[Anonymous No.14505220]

>>14505198
Huh??? She looks fun, the kind of girl who has had a couple long term bfs but still likes to drop acid occasionally

[Anonymous No.14505221]

>>14505198
£$₫ is good for me.

[Anonymous No.14505231]

>>14502062
I'm autistic. Do I have a chance with Kirsten?

[Anonymous No.14505235]

>>14502062
Now the comments will be flooded with 4chan autists spilling their spaghetti her, anon do you realize what you have done!?

[Anonymous No.14505242]

>>14505235
>their spaghetti her,
It begins.

>>14505231
I believe she's pretty open so maybe.

[Anonymous No.14505250]

>>14505127
>that bruise on her inner thigh
dirty girl

[Anonymous No.14505260]

>>14505250
Sitting here with my mom, she is disappointed in Lily. Stay away OP

[Anonymous No.14505266]

>>14505260
Is your mom single?

[Anonymous No.14505271]

>>14504474
>>Where do you see her?
The New Museum in New York
>>Where did you meet?
The New Museum in New York
>>Does she know you exist?
Yeah, I helped her and her boyfriend with their union
>>What about her is so appealing to you?
How she takes slutty selfies on Instagram and does acid on the weekends
>>Does she have good taste in lit?
She reads Libra

[Anonymous No.14505272]

how do we collectively tell Lily we love her?

[Anonymous No.14505277]

>>14505266
She is hopping to be seeing Lily

[Anonymous No.14505292]

>>14505277
If you close your eyes you can be loving anyone you want.

[Anonymous No.14505302]

>weird 5.5/10 but you could still get hard flashes her inner thigh bruises and acid trips on Insta while you post on /lit/
ngmi

[Anonymous No.14505303]

>>14505198

[Anonymous No.14505321]

>>14505303
why bother

[Anonymous No.14505333]

>>14505302
The difference is Lily seems like a bonafide intellectual and has actually has lived an interesting life instead of wasting all of her time posting in this garbage pit.

[Anonymous No.14505340]

she looks very jewish

[Anonymous No.14505343]

>>14505303
OP missed out on literally nothing. What a skank. If you're still here, don't worry, you'll keep your job and she probably won't even know who you are. Have a pint and let it all blow over, /lit/fag of New Museum.

[Anonymous No.14505344]

>>14505333

[Anonymous No.14505348]

>>14505333
lily explain your eyebrows here I know you're in this thread

[Anonymous No.14505350]

>>14505340
I very much rolled my eyes upon reading this. Well done on expressing such an original and freethinking opinion.

[Anonymous No.14505353]

>>14505344
KKKKKKKKKKEK

[Anonymous No.14505359]

>>14505350
wonder whos behind this post....

[Anonymous No.14505367]

>>14505359
Again, original, well done.

[Anonymous No.14505369]

>>14505367
kike

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.14505370]

>>14505005
Ughh yuck. I'm sure she's a nice person though.

[Anonymous No.14505372]

>>14505333
>bonafide intellectual
drug taking whore with mr.bean eyebrows who also runs and pollutes the community with garbage contemporary art muesum/union. Takes Prozac and also dallys on the FLOOR of her workplace during break reading. Also over dresses to cope.

[Anonymous No.14505375]

>>14505164
>>14505162
>>14505127
why do I even have hope for women? God I don't wanna give into the carefree degeneracy. I know it will snowball with all my bitterness and hatred and I'll become a terrible human being. I just wanna be good.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » mxvabIoSIE No.14505377]

>>14505303
>dumb fuck pill junkie

yikes! the acid was redeemable but being a pharmacuck? miss me with that

[Anonymous No.14505379]

>>14505370
Based butterfly knows she has weird eyebrows

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.14505382]

>>14505050
Bottom left is an even more homely Gregory Sadler. My guess is maybe the Pajeet in back.

[Anonymous No.14505386]

[Anonymous No.14505387]

>>14505375
Only faggots are good

[Anonymous No.14505388]

>>14505375
I feel the same anon. I just have to keep hoping, it's what Christ commands me do to.

[Anonymous No.14505394]

>>14505382
>>14505377
>>14505370
>>14505370
Butterfly detects a challenger and goes on the offense hm

[Anonymous No.14505398]

>>14505382
don't bring Sadler into this

[Anonymous No.14505404]

>>14505375
The kids are still pure, even if they they are misguided and doomed to become common filth they don't defile themselves like the average discarded concubine of petty whoremongers.

[Anonymous No.14505409]

Been struggling with social withdrawal lately and this thread just snapped something inside of me.

I'm pretty sure I just hallucinated the windows 95 log off tune and my psyche feels like there's something rattling around inside. What are some books to stop this from turning into a disastrous psychotic meltdown. Please respond before I snap out of this dissociative fugue.

[Anonymous No.14505413]

>>14505409
get on prozac

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14505416]

>>14503123
Is that where he’s been

>>14504200
Rude

>>14504212
I prefer it. But that trip is getting dragged through the mud by anonymous

>>14505005
She’s nice.

>>14505394
No no. Its a fucking troll

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.14505419]

>>14505164
She reminds me of Greta Thunberg in this picture.

[Anonymous No.14505421]

>>14505409
Aurelius, Meditations.

Also if you want to meet girls like this just go and join the fucking DSA or your union it's not hard

[Anonymous No.14505422]

>>14505409

[Anonymous No.14505426]

>>14505413
How do I take SSRIs recreationally? Should I mix it with a MAOI?

[Anonymous No.14505427]

>>14505409
What about this thread upsets you anon? Why do you think hate filled lonely people on a Mongolian basket weaving forum can help you?

[Anonymous No.14505428]

>>14505416
real butterfly left, she also doesen't reply like this nice try moth

[Anonymous No.14505438]

>>14502710
Wow its almost like personality actually matters wtf..

[Anonymous No.14505440]

>>14505428
This. Fucking moth.

[Anonymous No.14505442]

>>14505409
Don't larp yourself into believing your getting a mental illness, because it actually works.
t. took a psych class once

[Anonymous No.14505454]

>>14505421
I dont have a job. I do programming freelance work while working towards a degree on the internet.

I met up with an old friend yesterday and I've spent so much time in isolation that my social skills have almost completely atrophied. Also I had learned she's gone from asexual into a regular straight girl and her talking about enjoying rough sex really rubbed me the wrong way.

I'm not even a prude normally, I think I'm just doomed to lose it. I have a copy of phenomenology of spirit staring at me maybe that will help.

[Anonymous No.14505457]

>>14505442
>because it actually works
then why havent i developed schizophrenia after larping it for 4 years

[Anonymous No.14505465]

>>14505442
it's because "mental illness" is a meme unless it's caused by an actual chemical imbalance. "pathologies" are natural and fully rational responses to particular environments.

Honestly many of them seem to be based primarily in being ugly/unattractive and the social ramifications this has.

[Anonymous No.14505468]

>>14505438
>per$onality

[Anonymous No.14505472]

>>14505454
>friends with girls
>friends with "asexuals"
>not a "prude"
>>>/leftypol/
These subcultures are not even normalfag shit.

[Anonymous No.14505475]

>>14503548
In spirit you are 100% correct but in practice these women find a weak compliant søybøi who is at least implicitly pussy wiped. These women get to around 30 then realize they aren't going to get a high quality mate, like they hoped, and so very quickly, like in a weekend, find a male who will make do so they don't have to be alone. These women never become family centric because they first bought into "female empowerment" hype and then second they settle for a man in name only who does not make them feel secure or are even very much attracted to. This couple then finished out their life as purely cogs in the machine. Their only contributions to their existence will have been to further promote atomization, materialism and angry leftism.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14505476]

>>14505428
>>14505440
Samefagging troll

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.14505481]

>>14505416
I'm not "trolling." That girl is legitimately a bit homely. If that's your type, go for it, girl. You probably have a better chance than OP after she finds out he made a thread about her here.

[Anonymous No.14505487]

>>14505476
>>14505481
Why are there more now?

[Anonymous No.14505490]

>>14505465
I'm genuinely a handsome person but isolation and spending too much time doing recreational activities has left me a depressed mess with no personality and inconsistent sociability

[Anonymous No.14505493]

>>14505476
Butterfly also woulden't reply with "samefagging troll'
Retard moth shoo

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » mxvabIoSIE No.14505494]

>>14505487
autopoiesis

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14505498]

>>14505487
Troll took the old trip is all.

[Anonymous No.14505510]

>>14505498
The only characteristic you share with butterfly is ruining the fucking thread. GTFO MOTH

[Anonymous No.14505514]

>>14505472
This post actually made me feel slightly better about myself. Thank you, anon.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14505518]

>>14505493
Are you my biographer now?

[Anonymous No.14505522]

>>14505518
Maybe butterfly's but not yours as your not him.

[Anonymous No.14505533]

>this thread

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14505540]

>>14505522
>him

[Anonymous No.14505545]

>>14501666
Ask her if she would let you take a whiff of her feet please

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.14505548]

>>14505540
Quit derailing the thread from OP's homely, pill popping, YA reading gf.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.14505554]

>>14505540
Again, oI3er5KKetj is the new trip.

OPs girl cute. Make friends with her. Don’t expect a lot. Don’t get your heart crushed.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14505569]

>>14505554
>OPs girl IS cute

>>14505548
You promised

[Anonymous No.14505573]

>>14505005
not bad, she looks like shes into kinky sex stuff

[Anonymous No.14505583]

I pounded a 1lb bag of Doritos last night and now I have proctitis

[Anonymous No.14505592]

>>14505050
the ugly jew girl in the middle, OP is a female

[Anonymous No.14505600]

>>14505242
>I believe she's pretty open so maybe.
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.14505603]

>>14505208
kek

[Anonymous No.14505607]

>>14505569
dont fuck with butterfly shes the closest ive come to female conversation for 3 fucking years if she leaves i lose everything

[Anonymous No.14505614]

>>14501822
Based. Keep dabbing on trannies, my fren!

[Anonymous No.14505618]

>>14505135
oh lord i'm dyin

[Anonymous No.14505630]

>>14502062

[Anonymous No.14505661]

how the fuck did someone know this girl and why the fuck should op feel bad

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14505678]

>>14505661
Why, what happened?

[Anonymous No.14505692]

>>14505661
my theory is that it's the girl herself. girl's name and location, anyone experienced can get. the book's name? has to be someone irl, and why would a coworker know what book she was reading already? she seems like the kind of degenerate pseud who would go on /lit/ anyways.

[Anonymous No.14505700]

>>14505427
Had a girlfriend and felt weird about it. Situation was generally weird. At one point had her with pants in my lap, rubbed her pussy once and then got really annoyed at the concept of being social in any capacity, sex suddenly seemed like a chore, so I kicked her off the couch and went to bed. I returned home and haven't looked back. I've been pulling 11 hour days watching twitch streams and studying, then sleeping for 13 hours. That's been my life since september. I've gone out to be social twice in that time period. Once for new years, once yesterday. I'm still really disgusted with the thought of being social, let alone romantically. If this sounds non-sequitor I want you to know that's my perspective too, things are just really fucking WACKY WOOHOO

[Anonymous No.14505711]

>>14505661
OP should feel bad because he may be getting fired for posting an image of a co-worker in the natzee basket weaving forum where the incel known as "4chins" organizes school shootings on a massive scale.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14505728]

>>14505700
Ot to sound like Freud, but you got something burred there or aren’t telling us something. Maybe you’re just susceptible to some kind of 4chan conditioning, or its a broader internet syndrome.

>>14505692
Oh I see now

[Anonymous No.14505732]

Jesus I can't tell if this is some sort of weird marketing stunt or what. But whatever, she's clearly better read than 99.9% of /lit/, which is to say that even if OP is legit, he's too pleb for her.

[Anonymous No.14505736]

>>14505732
ishamael sneed.

[Anonymous No.14505749]

>>14505700
schizoid personality disorder

[Anonymous No.14505751]

>>14505736
based, but not redpilled

[Anonymous No.14505753]

>>14505732
that blurb just might be the most annoying thing I have ever read in my life

[Anonymous No.14505775]

>>14505728
All the more reason to bury myself alive

[Anonymous No.14505777]

Longcat is loooooooong.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14505784]

>>14505777
More lilybookcase?

[Anonymous No.14505802]

Is she, dare I say it, /ourgirl/?

[Anonymous No.14505814]

>>14505372
kek

[Anonymous No.14505821]

>>14505802
>these levels of degeneracy
Look, you can do drugs all you want, most don't even affect you that severly(unless chronic use obv) and I'm sure theirs tons of famous /lit/ figures that have engaged in drug use but attention whoring at these levels not makes you look like a degen. fiend but also a tasteless personality.

[Anonymous No.14505828]

>>14505802
>Hegel
No, this is actually worse than the picture of her doing acid. Imagine non-ironically worshipping a modern philosopher.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.14505854]

>>14505732
Who the fuck is Ishmael Reed?

[Anonymous No.14505857]

>>14505784
Only because I love you, Butters. This is some of her childhood bedroom.

[Anonymous No.14505862]

>>14505857
>stacking books like that
women are really retarded huh

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.14505863]

>>14505828
Imagine worshiping a western philosopher at that.

[Anonymous No.14505866]

>this woman was interviewed for Jacobin

[Anonymous No.14505875]

>>14505732
>Reed demolishes white American history and folklore as well as Christian myth in this masterful satire of contemporary American life.
from the goodreads description

[Anonymous No.14505877]

>>14505863
Don't be retarded, moth.

[Anonymous No.14505882]

>>14505857
Part the Second

[Anonymous No.14505887]

I am a Chad and that girl would be mine in 3 minutes.

[Anonymous No.14505890]

>>14505875
Yikes. It seems like Lily burned out the last brain cells she had with all that acid and Prozac. Good news for OP though, he may be getting fired for this trainwreck, but at least he avoided getting involved with this absolute retard.

[Anonymous No.14505896]

>>14505882
Are you lily? wtf is your connection to her? Are these just on her social media or something?

[Anonymous No.14505909]

>>14505882
Last one.
>The Psilocybin Mushroom Bible
Kinda tired of her desu. She has decent taste but combing through social media saps my soul. Whatever happened to that cute lexicographer from Webster that /lit/ had a short thing for like five years ago? I wouldn't mind seeing more of her.

[Anonymous No.14505912]

>>14505490
Welcome to the club retard

[Anonymous No.14505929]

>>14505909
>Whatever happened to that cute lexicographer from Webster that /lit/ had a short thing for like five years ago

pics?

[Anonymous No.14505930]

>>14505909
girls that stacks their books like this are attention whores who don't even read 90% of them(they give good oral though)

[Anonymous No.14505935]

>>14505909
I'm quite disappointed with who she turned out to be, honestly. Judging by the first picture I thought she might've been some shy bookworm but it turns out she's just some New York trendie. Sad!

[Anonymous No.14505942]

>>14501704

[Anonymous No.14505969]

>>14505929
Forget I said that, she has not aged well at all. She used to have this cute MILF thing going on, but those days are long gone.

[Anonymous No.14505983]

I for one am completely shocked that a quirky girl working in a modern art museum is an art ho

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14505986]

>>14505857
Such a mess.. I have that Plato book.
I knew a girl something like this in my youth. More musically inclined though.
>>14505909
>lexicographer
I don’t recall. Thanks for these. I’m nosey I guess.
>>14505969
Looks like an Elon Musk relation.

[Anonymous No.14506019]

>>14505969
WAKE UP ELON
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
THE MACHINE WORKED BUT IT CREATED A RIPPLE IN THE GENDER CONTINUUM
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH A WOMANS PERIOD?

[Anonymous No.14506094]

>>14505083
kek

[Anonymous No.14506183]

>>14505935
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.14506876]

>>14501717
bump

[Anonymous No.14506893]

>>14505857
eyebrows be damned, thinking about what a sweet pussy she must have from filling her mind with such beauty is making me diamonds.

[Anonymous No.14506919]

>>14505882
>art of cruelty, a-and POUND’S CANTOS!?
hubba hubba she’s a dom! I knew it I knew it!

[Anonymous No.14507284]

>>14505857
>Spun
>Naked Lunch
Based
So, speed or meth?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !4d6fvUncKo No.14507305]

>>14505476
Saying the Fag word is not a good way to start off your trip. mxvabIoSIE is the only butters I know.

[None !mxvabIoSIE No.14507356]

Dear Anons,
Butterfly's tripcode was discovered and posted in a thread and now she's using a secure tripcode. Please keep up with the /lit/ times.

[None !pSkjEcB9sQ No.14507380]

Yes, this entire matter is basically just a repeat of what happened with Deep & Edgy all those years ago now.

[Anonymous No.14507518]

>>14505854
Read Mumbo Jumbo